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Good evening anon, I'll be taking care of you tonight..... can I get you something to drink?

>> No.14992710

milk haha am i right lol

>> No.14992713

Two glasses of milk and a slice of pie

>> No.14992720

I'll have what she's having!

>> No.14992721

booba?

>> No.14992724

just pee in my mouth mommy

>> No.14992734

>>14992724
god I wish a guy would let me force him to drink my piss

>> No.14992743

>>14992702
JUST SIT ON MY FACE AND URINATE IN MOUTH

>> No.14992749

>>14992734
Post pusy

>> No.14992754

>>14992734
Well queers are degenerates, why are you struggling with this?

>> No.14992756

>>14992734
come to my house then
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
;)

>> No.14992760

is there a reason for this? christmas at the biden's? what's the point?

>> No.14992767

>>14992702
Oh wow. I'd like her to travel back in time and hurt me sexually as a child with whips, hot irons, electricity and yes even let me be fucked by a large dog. I want to be fucking hurt sexually by a female David Parker Ray. I'm sick, sexually, and violent. Hurt me as a child my mistress.

>> No.14992770

>>14992760
>Christmas at the biden's
Can Biden really be more based than he already is?

>> No.14992772

Imagine her leaning over and squirting some milk into your glass haha

>> No.14992779

>>14992772
>squirting some milk into your glass
Imagine sucking milk out of her right tit after having a sip of the beer then groping her ass while she reaches down and jacks you off
haha

>> No.14992781

>>14992770
>based
>white
choose one

>> No.14992787

>>14992702
God I want to sniff her asshole

>> No.14992789

>>14992767
What kind of dog?

>> No.14992800

20 wings, Cajun seasoning, 2 Sides of blue cheese and the hottest sauce you've got. I'll have another water too, please. Thank you my dear.

>> No.14992804

>>14992702
>pub where the inn-keeper's daughter tries to fuck you
Uh-uh, I've seen Wicker Man. I'm fucking out of here before I get burnt up

>> No.14992814

>>14992702
>public indecency
ill call the police immediately, not even joking

>> No.14992816

>>14992702
Booba

>> No.14992819

>>14992814
>clearly indoors
>public
Retard

>> No.14992831

>>14992814
Its 2020, bigot. Police are so last year. Plus if a womxn wants to be naked then let her. You better not fucking look though.

>> No.14992839

>>14992819
a restaurant is a public venue, just like a movie theater.

>> No.14992849

She's hot
Totally hot
Would bang hundreds sorts of ways

>> No.14992851

>>14992804
That was one guy think of all the other geezers getting a cheeky nut off for themselves with her.

>> No.14992853

>>14992849
>she

>> No.14992869

>>14992839
No it's not

>> No.14992877

>>14992853
See whatever you please
Faggot

>> No.14992880

>>14992869
yes it is
why cant you smoke in a restaurant if its private property?

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>>14992880

>> No.14992897

>>14992884
where is that, russia?
you cannot smoke in indoor restaurants in the vast majority of western countries now

>> No.14992910
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>>14992702
how about a nice tall glass of your pusy juice

>> No.14992917

>>14992897
c*lifornia it seems, name is on the table

>> No.14992920

>>14992702
>get up
>leave
"put on some clothes"

>> No.14993106

Id like to stick one end of a straw up her butt hole and put the other end in the beer and suck it up through another straw as she pushes rancid brap bubbles out her ass, down the straw, and bubbles back to the surface haha. Wouldn't that be funny? LOL

>> No.14993000

Is this really something people want? tits out maybe...but do you really want some rancid slit and stank butthole around your food? Dick, yes. Mouth? After dinner. But while you're eating? Listen, I'm not a brapfag but I don't think even they TRULY want fartgas coating their meals. Ew. The vaginal funk alone is enough to ruin a sandwich. At least make them wear panties.

>> No.14993005

>>14993000
You just outed yourself, take a hike Elton.

>> No.14993006

Panties would be better ye

But I have good taste

>> No.14993119

>>14993075
imagine your balls after a few days without a shower but less masculine and more feminine

>> No.14993007

>>14992702
Can I watch you pee?

>> No.14993124

Shave that landing strip hun

>> No.14993019

>>14992767
>you will never be a 9 year old in the 80s being sexually experimented on by a 16 year old qt with braces
May as well kms 2bh famiglia

>> No.14993020

I hate /ck/ so much. I'm so sad, the lowest tonight but some random shit post really tickled my funny bone. Thanks, OP.

>> No.14993022

>>14993005
>elton
kek

>> No.14993024

>>14993000
Fucking homo>>14993000

>> No.14993025

>>14993000
Yes. I'd love nothing more than to get a whiff of her vag while I'm eating with my wife

>> No.14993047
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peenutt butther

>> No.14993062

>>14992702
I'm so fucking lonely, bros.

>> No.14993067

Brasserie Cambrinus is in Belgium

>> No.14993069

>>14993047
Gross but my dick would

>> No.14993071

>>14993047
Am I supposed to be aroused?

>> No.14993075

>>14993000
>>14993025
what does pusy smell like

>> No.14993080

>>14993075
Parmesan Cheese and a Heavily Used Fundoshi.

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>>14993075