/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14991933
One time I mixed a coffee and a hot chocolate so the caffeine cancelled out

>>14991933
why do you have a pic of my mom

>>14991933
two cups of coffee
back to back

>>14991965
heather boyd is your mom? I'm very sorry

The only time caffeine ever made me jittery was at a college debate tournament. It was like 6 AM, I was tired, and this girl gave me two caffeine pills. I didn't know anything about dose I just swallowed both of them and damn was that uncomfortable. No other caffeine experience compares.

Probably 2 monsters in one day

The day I bought caffiene pills back in college, I had no clue how effective they were, I took 3 in the whole day, took two at once in the morning. I think I was probably up all night the night before too, so I probably ended up being up for over 24 hours.
I remember I was absoulety hopped up by night, I was bouncing all over the dorm. At midnight I fell asleep with the same intensity that I was hyper a few minutes before and, slept for 15 hours till 3PM the next day.

I think they were 200mg pills so 600mgs

five

>>14991933
4-6 cups of coffee and a monster zero ultra
but I do that every day

i wanted to see how many espresso shots would fit in a $1 cup of 7/11 coffee
turns out it's 7, drank it all around 10pm, still felt like my heart was beating out of my chest at 4am and I didn't sleep til 11pm that night

>>14991933
When I was young and hyper retarded I decided to work at Macys over the holiday season.

I stayed up late on thanksgiving thinking my caffiene plan would work wonderfully

I had:
1 espresso
2 coffees
and like 4 of those stupid fucking 5 hour energy things.
Took them all before opening at 5 am.
Crashed after an hour. It was hell until my shift ended at 4 pm.

I was so traumatized by the customers and my shit ass manager combined with a caffine overdose with lack of sleep I actually stopped shopping at retail.
I recently quit coffee after my friend died and I plan on quitting tea soon as well.

>>14991933
16 shots of espresso in the space of around 3 hours, but my regular day is around 10 espresso shots so it wasn't that excessive

it's become a seriously unhealthy addiction and I had to start cutting down this year after starting to have some serious heart problems


I use pic related at home atm which is supposed to be "6 cups" and I make 3 of those a day

>>14992125
What kind of problems?

>>14991933
I had so much caffeine once Michelle Obama actually looked feminine. Was insane, almost died.

>>14991933
Like 600mg of caffeine. It was awful.

>>14992134
I didn't visit a doctor so I can't say for sure but I'm a healthy fit active person and I was having maybe 2-3 times a week excruciating pains from my heart that would feel like stabbing pains or like the organ is being crushed, it sometimes wouldn't go away for 20min or longer

I assume it's precursor to heart attack or something idk, I just cut down on coffee a bit and it stopped

>>14991933
I once had 5 double espressos in about 10 minutes at a brony convention in Germany because I was tired and depressed

I gorged on soda from my family restaurant when I worked there

Had like 6 of those 5 hour energy drinks.

>>14992167
What happened?

>>14991933
>be me
>living in a halfway house as a refugee of a hurricane
>someone donated energy drinks in glass wine bottles
>took a dare to drink a glass of it to get out of doing dishes in the community kitchen
>tasted like olives and grape juice
>hours later feel wired with my heart racing
>feel like I have pressure all over my body
>couldn't sleep for hours
>the bottles where thrown away the next day
Can't find a pic otherwise I would post one. I have also had three servings of loose leaf earl grey tea in a 14 oz coffee mug and had a similar, but not quite as bad, experience,
I though that was my mom for a second because of the glasses, but her hair isn't quite as long.

>>14991933
>What's the most caffeine
Going to skip kid games and go with coca and ice

>>14991933
>Be me
>be in uni
>have 2 finals one day after the other
>pull 2 all nighters in a row
>feel sleepy
>take 6 caffine pills over the course of 8 hrs
>get violently ill, puking all over the place
>go to hospital
>miss final

>>14991933
Somewhere around 1400mg, I was helping out at a "Rave" in North Carolina (It wasn't a real rave, the hardest thing they had there was some pot and maybe a few people had Molly. It was mostly just bored kids)

The dude running the thing had bought "A Fuckload" of water and drinks according to his messages earlier that day. Get there, the dude has 6 24 packs of water and fucking 400-500 cans of the original Monster cans. Because we're staff we got free drinks so we're drinking monsters all day, setting up, then get to showtime we've got 300 or so people packed into this bingo hall place the showrunner rented out, it got hot as balls and water ran out fast so we just kept slinging back monsters.

There wasn't a time in my life that I thought I was closer to death. After that we went and smoked out a Waffle House and we all got free food.

It was a pretty nice night.

>>14991933
One go? 2 mugs, which is probably like 250 mg of caffeine. Every morning.

>>14992004
My friend was in a festival of some sorts and he took like 10 of them because he was stupid drunk. He almost died lol.

I haven't felt my heart beat in months.

>>14991933
I had about 20 shots of espresso in one day once, it was wild but not terrible

studying for med school finals- 5 days with 1-3 exams per day. Think I drank 400-500 mg of caffeine each day, but I also had a 50 mg vyvanse and a 20 mg adderall on board each day. Not sure how much sleep I really got (was more just like closing my eyes and my mind would go in circles). At some point, everyone in my class would be in the library at some point, people asking for deodorant, coffee pots on the tables, and papers on top of textbooks on top of papers.

While working a twelve hour shift at a restaurant I had three large monster energy drinks. While I may have been the fastest cook on prep that day, I did also slice off the tip on my pinky dicing peppers.

>>14991933
There was one week where I took 4 caffeine pills in the morning and 4 in the evening. They were 200 mg each. Honestly, it was one of the best weeks of my life just because I got so much done. After 5-6 days I remember feeling terrible and genuinely thinking I was going to die. Not sure if it was the 2 hours of sleep a day or the caffeine fucking with my heart, but I was bed ridden for a few days

>>14991933
1.4 grams while driving from Daytona to buffalo. Fuck it hurt

>tfw you have a caffeine too late in your wake cycle and you don't get wakened you just feel tired but unable to sleep

It's not fair

Back in high school, it was pretty routine to swallow 8x 200mg pills and wash them down with 6L of (caffeinated) Mountain Dew in a 3 hour period. That's easily 2000+mg.

We also enjoyed the flavor of Jolt Cola, before it was discontinued the first time, but a 6 pack was only 600mg.

The side effects: high heart rate, high blood pressure, no sleep (we'd take more as it wore off), poor digestion, and my doctor legit suggesting that I switch to meth to save my liver (I didn't, we decided ephedrine was effective enough at a sustainable dose).

These days, I maybe do 6 or 7 energy drinks daily; around 1000mg, plus whatever is in the coffee.

I do not recommend this level of caffeine intake for others.

>>14992086
What? Your friend died of a caffeine overdose?

>>14993035
No he was a mouse and he died of old age and genetic complications. I had quit coffee the day he died. and drinking coffee will just remind me of him.

He was the tightest homie on the planet.

>>14993043
Fuck off, that's not me.

My friend was actually a human. I'm the mouse.

>>14993131
You also all became manlets

>>14993043
>>14993055
Sorry to hear that. Mice don't have souls. Find comfort in the fact t your plague carrying rodent isn't burning in Hell for all eternity.

>>14993066
Nah hes totally in hell, but its heaven to him. Hes probably chewing the eyeballs out of some sinner right now.

300mg. Sometimes redose at 120mg a few hours after.

>>14993131
You're gonna be dead by 40 bro

>>14991933
5 original monsters in one sitting.

10 or so grams when I could still buy powdered caffeine

>>14993324
Intentionally or are you one of those idiots that got it banned?

>>14993327
Intentionally it wasn't that bad just real shaky

I don't know how much caffeine it was, but it was too much. I was working at McDick's and I made myself a few coffee drinks. I would usually just have a small coffee, but one day I had about 2 large coffees and 4-5 shots of espresso. I felt amazing while I was working, but then I felt shittier amd shittier as the day went on. When I went to bed, I felt like I had swine flu. I had horrible body aches, my head was throbbing, I was freezing-cold and sweating profusely, and my heart was pounding so hard that I couldn't sleep. That was the only time I had to call in sick at work. Damn, that coffee was good. I could drink coffee like water.

>>14992125
seek help

>>14993324
>FDA officials say a single teaspoon of pure powder caffeine can contain 3,200 milligrams (mg) of caffeine. That’s equivalent to between 20 and 28 cups of coffee.
>3.2g
>"10 or so"
just how large are you?

>>14993338
?

>>14992004
Most caffeine pills have 200mg of caffeine. You probably took 400mg, which is the upper limit for totally safe caffeine consumption. If you have a caffeine tolerance built up though 400mg isn't really that much.

>>14993269
43 now, in spite of my considerable efforts to live fast and die young.

>>14991933
Before one of my programming class exams I had to cram in everything the day before so i bought 2x4 pack monster, ended up drinking all 8 in one sitting and got no studying done just masturbated to anime cunny and read through 80 chapters of a manga in one sitting.

>>14992135
based

>>14991933
I honestly couldn't tell you. Practically addicted to the damn stuff.
Nearly had a mental breakdown by ingesting 2 Redlines within 24 hours under stressful conditions without a wink of sleep between. Felt like I was gonna die of a heart attack.
I start getting headaches if I ingest more than 500 mg, and I think my high score is 5 Rockstars in a day.
Half of the problem is the carbonation. 400g should be optimal though.

>>14993575
*400 mg
holy fuck not grams

>>14993420
>If you have a caffeine tolerance built up though 400mg isn't really that much.
Even with a tolerance I notice I don't feel right when having that much though. Start to feel like I'm always half asleep when awake, and when sleeping it's like I'm constantly aware that I'm sleeping. 400mg is the recommended safe limit but I feel like closer to 250mg is optimal.

>>14993370
6'4 and around 235

>>14991965
Everyone has a picture of your mom

>have a pretty high tolerance to caffeine
>typically can drink two monsters, no problem
>one day decide to try bangs instead
>drink two of those like they were monsters
>feel nauseous and extremely tired yet jittery all day
>finally get home and lay down because I'm not feeling good
>heart is going so fast it literally feels like it's vibrating in my chest
>uh-oh.jpg
>legitimately thought I was going to die
>had a quick power nap, maybe 15 minutes total, woke up feeling 100% better, sleep felt instantaneous

Now I won't even finish a whole one. Maybe I'll drink half a bang or 3 quarters but that's it.

>>14992197
German brony conventions will do that to you.

>>14993442
Please tell us though how the exam went. Did you pass?

>>14991933
I was picking up freight all day at the Red Bull warehouse and drank about 15 cans and was sweating and had the jitters. Then the promo cars with the Red Bull girls started arriving back at the end of the day and they were all offering me Red Bull

>>14992125
Heart problems are based.

>>14994137
holy based

>>14993442
holy based

I have around 95g of pure caffeine in a jar and the most I did was 500mg, which did not feel nice at all. Especially since I drank it in one go in a normal glass.

>>14993630
>Start to feel like I'm always half asleep when awake, and when sleeping it's like I'm constantly aware that I'm sleeping. 400mg is the recommended safe limit but I feel like closer to 250mg is optimal.
Yeah I drank an extra strength 5 hour energy once and then a red bull (like 600mg or something) and was fucked and at the point where I was still tired even. Came home and went to sleep and was like still awake while I was sleeping like you said. Weird af and it gave me crazy nightmares too.

>>14994166
This sounds like some fever dream.

Two five hour energy shots and a stacker pill

>>14991933
Probably like 500 or 600 mg

>be me
>12th grade
>taking new med that makes me groggy as fuck in the morning
>friend comes along with bottle of 300mg caffeine pills
>never really 'did' caffeine before outside of occasional small cup of coffee
>jokingly take 2 for shits 'n gigs
>take 2 more because friends are laughing
>2 hours later
>out of body experience
>heart rate so high, sweating like crazy
>walking down halls to the bathroom, literally watching myself from above my own body
>suddenly transport to bathroom
>don't feel good
>walk back to friends
>vision jittery like the world is going at a much lower frame rate
>this is not good
>get sent home, telling them i had a stomach ache
>get home and just try to not die
>stay awake for 50 straight hours, total blackout for most of it

Now I take 300mg a day, but I think I would definitely die if I had that much at once now. I got addicted to addy a couple years after this and even then I never felt quite as stimmed out as I did this time

>>14994078
Bang is so fucking good but it straight up fucked up my kidneys. I drank a whole one every day (like chugging, literally pouring it into a gatorade bottle and shaking it violently so all the carbonation would be gone and I could down it in 10 seconds) for like 6 months straight and ended up getting kidney stones because of it. I would pee literally every 5-10 minutes for the first 2 hours after drinking it, but I couldn't give it up because I just got so addicted to how it made me feel.

I switched to Reign recently (don't fuck with Bang anymore they support US military) and it's just as good, though I'm smarter and safer with it

Used to work overnight at Dunkin Donuts one time had like 6-7 cups of coffee and two monsters. I was working like I was on crack when that morning rush came.

>>14992499
I know what you mean. Day 5 of a 5 day bender I drank 8 pints and 8 vodka red bulls. I was hammered, in my bed staring at the ceiling thinking I was going to die. My heart was beating like mad, and I was covered in sweat, not touched red bull since, the smell makes me gag.

why do you guys abuse yourselves and then come talk about it here in a weird celebratory fashion
i dont get it

>>14993131
>switch to meth to save my liver
he didnt say this

>>14994872
anon probably lives in Canada

I used to drink a pot of coffee a day in highschool, probably the reason i nearly flunked out.
Also every time me and my brother would go on vacation I would chug energy drinks and coffee the whole night beforehand, surprisingly never got kidney stones from this

>>14991933
I used to fuck around with caffeine anhydrous pills in college. One time I was cramming for an exam all night and didn't have time to sleep, so I took two 200mg pills with water and no food. On the uber ride to class, I remember my fingers becoming numb, and feeling nauseous. It took a while to pass, and I didn't sleep that night either.

>>14991933
18 espressos, my heart was beating really fast afterwards

>>14994872
You are correct.
We were discussing other forms of amphetamines, in case ephedrine didn't provide the necessary alertness.

The 1990's were a different time.

400mg in the form of 2 no-doz pills. Felt bad man

>>14994137
i got a 70 or something, my brain was so foggy that i basically just did the bare minimum all the application questions asked. It was for OOP so I basically was flipping a coin on each question

Brewed espresso in a moka using another batch of coffee instead of water, drunk the whole thing.
Shit was intense.

Don't know exactly how much it was but in the Army when we are out in the field we get mermites for chow and usually coffee. I was told we were doing a night mission and I was already exhausted so I drank like 6 or 7 cups of this stuff. Anyway the mission got cancelled and everyone racked out but I was basically having a panic attack in my sleeping bag because this stuff was way stronger than usual.

>>14991933
This is the most caffeine I've ever ingested: https://youtu.be/8G2tk5cKkZM

>>14991933
took two scoops of mr hyde preworkout which equated to around 750 or so miligrams. i kinda felt like i was dissociating and that my heart became sentient.

Took 4 Solpadine for a codeine buzz and it worked a little so I of course I took 4 more, was totally overcome with that weird artificial energy and had to get up and shake it all out of me till I could lay still again.

>>14991933
A couple blasts of mio energy into a monster BFC, thought my heart was going to explode

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

>>14994078
>>14994761
Bang is shit, I never had acid reflux in my life until I drank a can of bang. Tasted like metallic nuclear waste with sugar and made my burps feel like they were burning the esophagus with battery acid.

>>14991933
There is coffee, tea and mate , 3 most popular drinks around north star over the plain.
Most healthiest beverage, in-general by humans, that live on the continents surrounded by flat surface of water, is unknown. Stimulates your center nerve system with out coffee side effects and do not have bitterness of the tea.

Do you know, that planet = plan + net is plain? Truth is in the plain, flat, level sight in the front of every ones eyes and still people relay on suggested to imagine things ...

Do you understand, that if you do not see with your own eyes, then it is suggested to imagine.

If you do not understand some things, then that's the time to stop stimulating your self with out awareness how it works and when it serves life or not ?

People like small kids testing everything specially stuff, that other kids taste too.
...oh it something does to me... he he he must be nice to do it again, nice... and they start masturbating on that thing until screw their own health. Human mind is sharp and use it for extract more necessities for life, serve life for everyone , imagination is wonderful tool but when we put our mind on how to get pleasure and stimulate our bodies ... that is Sodomy and all perversions . One can live in delusional 'Me' world and contribute to social psychopathy ...

In actual reality look around all things are done by other peoples hands means literally we all live in each others hands That is the truth on a plain sight . ...But, if you flavor that with suggested to imagine right and wrong and who deserve what , then technical truth 'in order to have one rich you need a lots of poor' you cover up by suggested imagination labels, symbols , titles, names everything on paper signed and confirmed.

Coffee make people dull

i used to be a soda addict, so lets see. within a 24 hour period i drank:
6 liters of mt dew
4 pack of monster
52 oz big gulp mountain dew
and two 20 oz bottles, both mountain dew so calculating a liter is roughly 33 fl oz and 53 mg of caffeine per 12 fl oz and monster has about 160 mg per can. it would be around 1921mg of caffeine. should i be dead or are my calculations retarded? am not a mathfag.

>>14993630
>Start to feel like I'm always half asleep when awake, and when sleeping it's like I'm constantly aware that I'm sleeping.
Well, caffeine does not really wake you up, it just stops sleep pressure from building up for a while.

>>14994093
As a German I will vouch for this, any German convention will do that for you

This thread proves that caffeine is a dangerous drug and should be banned

>>14997985
You're FUCKED UP

>>14998763
I AM FUCKED UP (forest raspberry flavor)

>>14991933
Probably that one time when, as a stupid kid, i downed an entire bottle of coke in one go.

>>14991933
Probably when I wad working graveyard shift at a gas station. One day u wasn't able to sleep because my roommate and his girlfriend had got into a fight that day and spent all day screaming at each other and slamming doors, so I got like 2 hours of sleep. When i got to work i slammed back 3 cups of coffee,a 20oz can of redbull, and a 5 hour energy. I don't remember much of that night aside from the fact that I was pouring sweat and I could feel my heart slamming in my chest.

When I was a kid I went to my cousins dad's wake. We stayed up all night drinking coffee. I was so nauseous and tired in the morning.

TRY TAKING L-THEANINE WITH CAFFEINE AT A 1/1 RATIO. IT'S AWESOME.

Coffee always makes me feel like shit. It didn't in the past. I'm 24 now.

>>14998422
Doesn't all that soda make your pee burn?

>>14991933
I think I nearly had a heart attack on molly once on new year's eve. I was at a party and they had two fridges stacked with beer and soft drinks and I couldn't stop drinking red bull because it was so damn tasty for some reason. had about five cans.

>>14991933
one time between midnight and 3am i had a total of 5 cups of coffee. my bite force was amplified, in the dark all i could see was what looked like thousands of shards of glass scattering like tv static. i slept with my eyes open

i once had 1 gram of pure caffeine via pills. felt like shit, could not sleep and almost had something like a hangover. went home early that day and slept through the day and the night.

fuck caffeine pills, ECA stacks all the way

>>15001163
not that i remember, i cant nearly drink as much nowadays. my acid reflex is more sensitive so i cant drink that much even if i want to

>>14991933
I've made this mistake multiple times
>wake up kind of tired, just a little bit over falling asleep tired
>let's make a pot of coffee
>drink it all within a half hour
>buzzed, high NRG
>let's do another
>full pot, drunk within an hour
>ah, now the panic and anxiety have set in
>maybe some monster will fix it
>drink two cans of monster per hour
>feel anxiety but also increasingly tired after each can
fuck that, never again