/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Roll your eyes when other people talk, and flick your hand in the face of anybody who directly challenges you.

>>14990125
I wish I could come to the restaurant and order the house specialty. You are going to do great.

>>14990125
take some pics for us before you get fired.

Did you learn anything about how to cook to prepare for this?

>>14990125
Over-sauce everything. Most people won't even be able to tell if you fucked up. They use shrimp and oysters as sauce shovels and fried seafood is just an excuse to eat a mountain of french fries.

>>14990125
can you even actually fillet a fish?

>>14990125
This is like a sitcom plot. I hope it all works out in the end though. And op just falls into a new profession...

>>14990125
>Tfw you'll come back in 3 years and this nigga will have like a Michelin star or some shit.
God speed OP

>>14990125
Find the hottest waitress and flirt with her. Maintain you enjoy making salads and deserts and do that for like three months.

>>14990125
hopefully you've used the last week to look shit up on YouTube and work on knife skills. there's only so much faking you can do

>>14990179
He said chef, not cook.

Anyone got a link to the original thread/archive link?

>>14990203
warosu.org/ck/usethefuckingsearchfunction

>>14990125
you're going to do about as well as my boomer mom's friend did in '63 when she lied about being competent with teletype.
In other words: you're fucked

>>14990211
>dude just use the search function even though you don't know any of the words used in the original thread
i despise your kind

>>14990125
Put your hands down your pants when ever possible shows confidence.

>>14990229
Not hard to figure out. You're not web savvy and the internet has existed all your life. It's more Google's fault than yours, but now that you're aware of the problem it is up to you to fix it.

>>14990174
Not really.

I've bought a lot of Xanax, so at least I won't panic in these situations. If I survive the first day, it's smooth sailing afterwards.

>>14990211
>>14990229
>>14990245
Sorry guys I didn't mean to start an argument :( I guess I can search the archive but I thought maybe someone had a quick link or could have helped me out

>>14990256
>If I survive the first day, it's smooth sailing afterwards.
Best of luck anon. Be sure to post another update afterwards.

>>14990269
desu most times i ask for a link i'm just drunk and can't remember the name of warosu

>>14990211
if you are going to help someone, help them all the way

>>14990269
here anon
>>/ck/thread/S14958126

>>14990296
Bless you and your family anon

>>14990296
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for life.

>>14990172
damn you make me feel guilty but its true

Don't overcook anything or it becomes rubber, just flip shit in the pan for a minute and serve it up. Keep checking your first fillet until it's seared so you can get an idea and throw it out, say you were just testing the range.

>>14990203
I do. Will I give you the link? No.

Good luck fren, here waiting for updates

>>14990125
get some pics at all cost

this is the most important thing, we need the content and this is golden

good luck I'm sure you will do fine zoned out on xanax with no cooking skills you'll be runnin the place within a year

>>14990429
he's trying to dox you to expose you to your deceived employers. do not photograph anything either than your dick and balls.

>>14990434
this poster is a homosexual who is trying to expose you to deceive your family and friends. Do not photograph anything except your plated food.

>>14990125
Take pictures of the stuff u cook

>>14990453
This. And you are working in a sunday. They are going to test you op.

>>14990256
lmao

Run the blade along the spine.

>>14990125
You're going to give someone food poison.

>>14990507
quick rundown on how much you have to tip for this in america?

>>14990317
dumb fucking nigger faggot

Bring a canvas bag, shove some ice into it, and stuff as much lobster and oyster as you can into it. Hide it in the freezer. Retrieve upon firing.

>>14990704

>>14990317
There's a difference between teaching a man and yelling "learn to fish".

>>14990554
It's not obligatory to tip for food poisoning but %15 is acceptable

>>14990125
drop the nervous feeling become the lion and act as though you own that kitchen.

>>14990452
this anon is a CIA member who is trying to slam you for trying serve poisoned food to the president. Do not photograph anything except your bare asshole