/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I only drink my gamer gf's hot piss. She's a model on Onlyfans and since I'm her boyfriend (top donator this month) she brews me a special batch every week while she contorts her cute face into a LEWD ahegao.

>>14984526
Drank half a bottle of cheap whisky yesterday, woke up in the middle of the night and poured the rest down the toilet because of feeling guilty that I've been ruining my body and brain the last few years.

Gonna have some beers tonight with a buddy, try and stop me fucko :)

Being sober and making sure everyone knows is pure cringe. Chrischan type shit

>>14984534
Based and pisspilled

>>14984549
Shit like this triggers me
Beer didn't "become white" it was an inherently European thing for hundreds, if not thousands of years.
As always niggers are just mad that white people have things and want to use revisionism to make us feel bad.

>>14984556
actually africans were brewing it well before europeans
read a book some time

>>14984537
I knew you were german as soon as I saw that shirt pfannkuchen

>>14984560
>read a book sometime
>uses lowercase and no punctuation
lmfao

>>14984526
Told myself I wouldn't drink tonight but ended up doing it anyway. It's fucking 11pm and I'm in the middle of my first drink. Why did I even bother? Hate being so fucking weak willed. I don't even like booze anymore but can't stop myself.

>>14984568
You're an alcoholic. Throw it all out, or go to rehab.

>>14984549
What kind of faggot reads such garbage let alone pays to do so?

>>14984570
>You're an alcoholic. Throw it all out, or go to rehab.
I dunno. I control the urge through the week just fine but as soon as I have a day off I end up drinking a bottle or more. I'm more of a weak-willed binge drinker.
Or maybe just an alcoholic with excuses.

>>14984571
Well the author privated his account after thousands and thousands of people laughed at him, so not as many as he'd like.

>>14984577
That's comforting.

>>14984570
People throw the A word around waaaay too often. Problem drinker sounds possible but as an alcoholic you cannot be classified as one until you fingers start trembling every day until you start drinking. All these AA dipshits saying "wahh I got drunk once and got a DUI I am an alcoholic" piss me the fuck off.

>>14984592
>People throw the A word around waaaay too often.
If people throw the word alcoholic at you 'waaay too often' consider that you might genuinely be an alcoholic in denial.

>>14984619
most alcoholics are, otherwise they wouldn't be alcoholics

>>14984619
I just said I was an alcoholic lol
I mean other people throw it around too often. If you spent any time around AA people you'd know.

Do al/ck/ threads ever get posted here anymore? Used to be my absolute favourite threads on /ck/ till the faggot reddit jannies started flagging them.

>>14984566
He's wrong but they had ale in Sumer.

>>14984526
Being the soy-boy that made this thread.
You won't be getting married so you won't need champagne at your wedding, unless your boyfriend specifically asks for it

>>14984560
And what book would that be, faggot?

>>14984659
Wewuz, written by Dindu "Kang" Nuffin.

>>14984570
Arsehole, you come across as a real cunt.
I really feel for the guy, I drank solidly for 10 years after I witnessed a really bad fatal car accident as a Fire-fighter.
You don't know what he's going through and to come across as that, is just wank, sort your own shit out.

i didn't know mormons were on 4channel

>>14984672
>"Hey stop doing this harmful activity you don't want to do anymore and get help"
>"Arsehole, you come across as a real cunt."

>>14984560
Egyptians aren't Africans.

You wuz not kangz

>>14984651
sometimes but the faggot jannies delete them sooner or later

>>14984671
What a waste of electricity it was reading that low effort post.

Only Protestants hate booze. Prohibition was just another aspect of America's anti Catholic bigotry.

>>14984685
Low effort is my mantra brother

>>14984549
>how beer became white
Because alcohol is more widely consumed in anglo and European countries then in others? That'd be the same as saying "how rum became black" or "how baijiu became Asian." Critical race theory garbage can suck a fat dick. Literally anyone of any background can pick up homebrewing and anyone with a lot of passion and drive can work in a brewery.

>>14984686
Protestant here. Whisky and beer are awesome. The ones for prohibition were glowniggers and kikes out to tax us more and cartel the industry in their favor. Look how a Jew took over Seagrams.

>>14984672
I'm the guy he replied to and wasn't offended.

>>14984679
Yeah,
What have you done for your fucking community lately?
I've gone back to being a FF and paramedic.

>>14984684
I made a shitpost thread about Kraft Dinner that's still up but the faggot jannies don't want people discussing alcohol kek

>>14984686
I am anti prohibition simply because women were primarily behind it and women have historically fucked everything up upon being given rights.

>>14984680
>Egyptians aren't Africans.

>>14984534
for me, being a simp is part of the fun

>>14984698
Well I very recently advised a guy to stop drinking and seek help for his alcoholism.

>>14984708
He means Egyptians aren't Sub-Saharan Africans, I think.

i haven't drank in almost a month and it was very hard for me to stop but now that i have stopped i feel apprehensive about drinking again, like the way i felt about stopping before

>>14984733
Do you feel better overall? I've not drank for a week and really want to try a month.

>>14984743
i feel a lot better
the first week was hell but it's been smooth sailing since then

>>14984743
lol quitter

>>14984526
Post physique faggot

the idea that you should drink something that numbs your taste buds whilst eating fine food is a meme made buy alcohol companies

>>14984752
Good to hear anon.
>>14984759
Eh whatever, I've fucked up too many times while being wasted. Not worth it anymore

>>14984780
>numbs your taste buds
You would have to be literally retarded or underage to believe this

>>14984791
You can't fuck up while drinking if you just sit on your couch wasted while watching Netflix all day every day.

>>14984534
Yep, this thread just became based and redpilled

>>14984526
>Wojack thread
Hidden

>>14984549

>>14984794
>Drinks so much he feels nothing anymore

u ok anon?

>>14984592
>NO TRUE SCOTSMAN

>>14984834
But he said the exact opposite, anon

>>14984549
Jesus, the memes are real

>>14984651
>>14984684
>>>/r9k/

>>14984856
https://youtu.be/fvFlrnymW_o

>>14984794
its just a fucking fact you taste less after drinking

>>14984863
https://www.reddit.com/

>>14984891
>Though it doesn't affect the taste buds directly, alcohol numbs texture receptors in the mouth, meaning that any food with an important textural element becomes significantly less interesting than it otherwise would be.
But that's not true

>>14984897
>>>/reddit9k/

>>14984820
>craft beer
oh so he's mistaking hipster trash for really beer, no wonder he thinks white people only drink beer

>>14984820
noooooooooooo you can't just discuss the way race interacts with a specific industry NO NO NO NO NO

>>14984898
ok it doesn't numb your taste buds but it definitely changes taste perception

>>14984927
>Moving goalposts
Cool

>>14984526
>Oh boy, it's Friday, time to waste my money to get SO wasted and have SUCH a good time I won't remember it at all!