/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14982493
>Worked at Starbucks
>Shitty customers
>never want to work with the public again
That’s my story man

>>14982493
worked at a hot dog shop posted closing time was 8pm guy walks in at 740 around the time we pack it up.
had to microwave his food.
fuck these people

>>14982540
>I had to do my job and now I'm mad!

>>14982540
Maybe pack up at 8pm instead of before closing time then, you dumb fuck

>>14982555
tell that to the manager not me

>>14982586
Fine, I will, smart ass.

>>14982493
>work in restaurant
>customer orders pepperoni pizza with no salt
>customer told waitress they are allergic to salt
>send out normal pizza
>hear nothing back
I honestly hope they died later that night

>>14982493
Do supermarket deli's count?
>First of da month
>flood of you know who's
>deli is right by the main entrance
>always this one family comes in to stock up
>Get 2 things of fried chicken always
>they walk around the store eating half of each bag
>often get shrimp too because EBT/SNAP allows for that
>walk around the store filling their cart up with shit often snacking on soda's and shit
>get to the check out, they try to wrap up the chicken so it "looks okay" it's complete shit
>slide it through check them out after they give all kinds of shit excuses as to needing discounts
>get the reciept look at it and stand there to take some more chicken out of the half eaten bags
>AX CUSE ME DIS DUN CHICKEN BE COLD! THIS BE BAD I WANT A REFUND AND MY MONY BAK!
>we have some stupid ass policy about chicken and deli shit that if the hot food sucks they get that
"ms you already ate half of it, the time on the bag clearly says it was cooked 30 minutes ago, we can't do anything about it"
>WER DA MANAGER!
>have to hope the manager I get isn't the pushover one who doesn't give a fuck and just wants to leave
>rinse and repeat every ebt check week
If you want to know true hell supermarket delis have the worst shit to deal with

>work at Subway
>working with black guy on parole with tattoos on his forearms of guns with red bandanas around the handles
>black dude wearing a lot of blue walks to the counter
>intense staring ensues
>go count bread in the back so I don't have to become involved if it goes as I anticipate it will
>nothing happens

Ironically the black guys on parole always worked the hardest because they didn't want to fuck up their freedom

>>14982697
>hot food on benefits cards
Lol no try again faggot.

>>14982716
>Lol no try again faggot.
lol faggot thanks to Obama SNAP allows you to get hot foods on EBT. Even the tacobell accepts EBT by me, 711 too.

>>14982716
It varies by state but most have dem programs to allow purchase of hot foods and have for some time.

>>14982729
http://dcfs.louisiana.gov/page/snap-hot-foods-waiver

https://www.oregon.gov/dhs/ASSISTANCE/FOOD-BENEFITS/Pages/DSNAP-Hot-Foods-Waiver.aspx

https://www.fns.usda.gov/news-item/usda-approves-snap-hot-foods-purchases-14-california-counties-hit-wildfires

What type of retarded faggot stays in a shithole that's in a perpetual state of declared disaster

>>14982751
https://lowincomerelief.com/fast-food-restaurants-ebt/

it's a lot more states than you think and some specific places have "meal areas" so you can use EBT as it's in place food.

>>14982746
>>14982755
Looks like I need to get into the federally-subsidized fried chicken business

>>14982697
>flood of you know who's
>you know who's
>who's
>>>/pol/

>>14982548
this happened to me almost
I got off a midnight shift and went to wallyworld for a space heater
I asked the wageslave in the subway to microwave me a few meatballs for a sub. she didn't want to. I had to ask Pretty please before she agreed. it's like a ghost town in a walmart subway at 8am and she didn't want to do 3 minutes of work so I could have an almost normal "dinner"

>>14982746
can you use a delivery service with your ebt at fast food.
I wish my state would allow me to use my poor credits at those places

>>14982773
Anon if you've worked in the food industry to any capacity you know the exact kind of people who pull this shit and they aren't just nogs.
White trash is the worst coming in at ~11:30PM trying to buy beer when it's closing time and flip shit
>working cashier for extra hours
>white trash couple comes in at like 11:25
>AAAA WE STILL GET BEER?
You got 5 minutes otherwise I can't sell it, you should go to 711 they sell till 11:45PM
>AAAAAAA SHIT WE GOT TIME SWEETIE
>10+ minutes go by hear them dicking around all over the store
>finally come up to check out past 1130
Sorry can't sell it my register won't ring it up
>WTF BRUH U SAID WE HAD TIIIIIIME
Yeah might have 10 minutes to run to 711 across the street it's past 1130 can't sell it like I said
>they want the manager to over ride
>call up manager he can't do shit
>they waste time arguing with him past 1145 about alcohol
>they sit in the parking lot smoking and complaining till manager calls the cops and they make a scene

>>14982811
what kind of shit whole county stops selling at 11.45

>>14982825
A lot of states, bars can circumvent this because they are technically "open container".

>>14982842
I did not know.
I guess when you live in a great state like oHIo you don't worry about where you get your cold ones at 12:30am

>gettin blasted with the boys on shift
>hide some empties in a store room
>forget to toss before i leave for weekend
>come back from weekend
>owner did full inventory and found my empties
>stormed into kitchen during service
>slammed cans into trash
>"whoever gets caught drinking on shift is fired on the spot"
>everyone knew they were mine but didn't say shit

retail, not food
>stupid pushover cashier allows customer to come in at 9:59PM
>store closes at 10:00PM
>customer spends 20 minutes looking at ceiling fans
>every manager in the store keeps politely asking him if he needs help picking out an item
>the customer is clearly drunk and just being an asshole
>10 more minutes go by
>get fed up and tell the guy to get the fuck out because he's making everyone stay later than they're scheduled
>customer tells me i'm an asshole and storms out
>managers reprimand me with a write-up
no one has a backbone in retail. glad i work in receiving now.

>>14982586
Why not close at 7:30 if your manager has you clean up and leave by 8?

>>14982825
Man in canada it stops at 11PM, shit sucks.

>>14982493
>worked at zoe's kitchen cuz I liked the food and I got a free meal every shift
>I was the only white, everyone else was mexican
>refused to teach me how to do things in english
>would randomly get yelled at and hit with slurs nonstop (i'm trans)
>one day dick manager tried to micromanage how I was cutting some fruit
>literally did it worse than I did
>I fucking chopped that shit so fast just to make him eat his words
>after chopping shit so fast it was like using a mandolin, I stabbed the knife clean into the countertop and told him I quit
>grabbed a copy of the roster on the way out
>looked up everyone by names and phone numbers
>called ICE on all of them
>next time I went to that restaurant the staff was all white
>mfw

>>14983871
>I'm trans
I hate you
>deports illegals
I still hate you, but less

>>14983871
based tranny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLTTX35LNJo

>>14982773
Lol shut up nigger, you guys are the worst

>>14983871
>tranny
Ehhhhhhhh
>deports a bunch of spics
Based tranny we love you

>>14983871
Tell us more about shit that didnt happen

>>14983678

In Spain we stop at 10 pm.

Lets see who lives in the most cucked land.

>>14984094
it's the fantasy of loser high school kid working as a dishwasher who gets picked on by the mexican cooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooa1wW1mERc

>>14982629
>Allergic to salt
That's like being allergic to oxygen.
Customer was just being annoying.

>>14982540
>worked at a hot dog shop posted closing time was 8pm guy walks in at 740 around the time we pack it up.
>had to microwave his food.
>fuck these people
That just means the shop had a stupid or cheap manager or owner.
Stores should leave a certain amount of time after the “closing time” to clean up and close up the shop.
This isn’t the customers fault for following listed store hours, it’s the fault of the person who posted false store hours.

>>14982825
>what kind of shit whole county stops selling at 11.45
In PA, grocery stores can sell beer, but most stop selling at 10:00PM.
You have to go yo a different store, that I think is technically classed as a restaurant(it’s not) to by beer till 12:00.

>>14982773
>so what if you know whos are usually the worst kind of clientele in the service sector? you can't share your experiences in a thread about sharing experiences!
>reality is invalid if it's racist, sweetie

I worked at McDonald's for a little more than a year. I'm struggling to find an interesting story. Once, I dug shoulder-deep into a trash can to find some old guy's dentures. He was an old Korean guy who came there regularly. I miss the old Korean people. They would pull up to the drive-thru in a big, brand-new luxury sedan with exact change for their senior coffee: $0.86. I always thought that was funny. Then, there was always a big group that would sit in the Play place and join the tables together to have coffee. They always used to dilute it with 50/50 hot water.

There was some nignog in the drive-thru who was giving me attitude one day. I live in an area with low nigger density, thank God, so this was a rare occurrence to even see one. I forgot what he was mad about but at one point he said "Do you know who I am?" So I said "Who are you?" and his little peanut brain exploded. He unbuckled his seatbelt and pretended like he was going to open his door and get out. I sat there motionless while the she-boon in the passenger seat calmed him down. He complained about me at the next window, so I just explained to the manager that he was mad for no reason, I stayed calm and tried to help him, and so on. I didn't get in trouble.

The only other interesting thing is the time I caught a counterfeit bill. I went and got the manager, and he told the customer not to come back, or else he'd call the police. That was cool. Otherwise, completely uneventful. There was one angry guy, but that's not an interesting story. Some girl was taking some hotheads order, and she looked like she was about to cry so I took over and let the guy yell at me instead. He said he was going to wait for me to get off work to beat me up, but he never did. Pussy.

>>14983871
Based

>>14983678
lol no it doesn't faggot. 11 am to 2 am. Get fucked eastlet

>>14984352
Are you autistic?

>14
>decide to get job at McDonalds for some video game money
>min wage at the time was $8.00 Canadian (thats like 10 cents American)
>work a day
>quit and vow never to become a wagie

>>14983871
No matter how much you try you will never be a real woman

>>14984344
Literally never had an issue with anyone but white crackheads and trump supporters.

>redneck trumper with $3 to his name throws 5 screws at me
> ok that's .25 per screw that's 1.25.
> the sign said .15 per screw!!!!! You're trying to rip me off fucking scammer
> yes sir, it clearly states .15 for 100 or more
> ok well what are you going to do about it!!!
> if you can't afford the .25 per screw I can help you put them back
> how dare you!! I want a manager!!

Bruh, you can pretend all you want, but in retail, you fucking faggot trumpers are 100x worse than literally any black, Mexican, jew, name it

I cringed every time I saw one of you come up to the register because I knew it would be a fucking hassle. Always.

>>14984615
All this, to try and swing the few underage lurkers who don't know better?

>>14984649
You keep screaming like a monkey at my register then bro. Literally the most uncultured swine at any store I visit. It's pretty funny your projection on how you're better than black people. You fucking faggots were by far the worst customer I would get. Literally worse than blacks. On par with Asians.

>>14984615
Hey, I've got one story to:
>Once upon a time a drug addicted nigger tried to scam the retail worker with a fake 20 dollar bill
>then the drug addicted, deadbeat dad, porn actor, mutliple felon, arrest resisting, acid tripping nigger died
>The end.


Also
>one of you
>implying

>>14984668
Pathetic cope.

>>14982716

I worked at Burger King for 3 months and heard an amazing story.
>guy comes via drive through
>absolute poser, 2 girls as passengers
>4 combo meals, sized up
>"would you like your drinks bottled?" (same size)
>he's too busy trying to impresstthe girls
>"yeah, no, I want cups"
>gets his order
>struggles to take it all, but somehow manages to put it safely
>either he or the front seat girl was holding the drinks
>he takes off wildly
>speedbump right infront of the DT window
He was seething that noone told him (there are signs) but they at least gave his soaked ass some paper towels

>>14982493
>be working at decently fancy steakhouse (for shitty biblebelt steakhouses atleast)
>johnson party of 40 arrive
>basically whole restaurant is reserved for this big ass ghetto nig reunion besides maybe 5 tables
>ridiculously dressed fat black boomers start pouring in
>as loud as human voices could be
>shitty lil niglet kids running around the second they get in the door
>mudslime restaurant owner already freaking out
>we get all their food out, its basically all burgers and fried chicken and pasta
>now it begins
>suddenly a team of 6 chefs, a few from culinary school and a total team work experience of like 100 years evidently messed up over 50% of that parties orders
>waitresses are rushing back with their hands full of plates of 90% eaten food
>for the next 2-3 hours we're just cooking and sending free food out to this table and it is non stop complaints, theyre torturing the little white highschool waitresses like you wouldnt believe
>literally doing cardio sprinting back and forth to bring them their gibmedats
>at this point the waitresses arent even giving us specific orders to remake we're just making the shit they ordered and sending it out
>allahu akbar restaurant owner is watching in absolutely fucking horror as his restaurant is literally eaten alive by a pack of monkeys
>they finally start to disperse
>I think like 20 or 25 people left without paying their tab which already didnt account for even half the food we gave them
>0 tips

>>14984892
oh and the horror on the faces of the other 5 tables of white people. this 40 top was so loud it sounded like a gymnasium of a giant inner city elementary school during lunch time. fucking roaring with hoots and hollers and got dayums and shiiiiets. I was going down on the line hard but watching the place burn down infront of me made it all worthwhile

>>14982629
You can't be allergic to salt, your body and in particular your brain 100% will not function without sodium.

I worked at KFC and a 50ish year old black lady that also worked there would sexually harassing me

>>14982697
damn I used to steal like a motherfucker from those as a kid. literally lived off of stolen walmart deli food for like 4 summers as a kid, would leave in the morning and not come home til like 9pm and all my sustenance was stolen. the workers were based though i know they knew i was stealing but only the store managers gave a fuck. theyd always happily give it to me and my little shithead friends at the deli still

>>14982704
man that demographic is so fucked. two grown ass men literally had to have a stare down to decide if they were about to go back to prison because they were from nearby neighborhoods

>>14983231
>write up
this means nothing

>>14984548
Not him, but why the question?

His stories were pretty interesting.

>>14984926
not the guy youre replying too either but despite being interesting they did seem like they were written by an autist for sure

>>14983678
Literally every town here has different alcohol sale times. Had to look them all up to figure out where I can drive out late night/early morning.

>>14982716
this is definitely a thing retard

>>14984965
How recent was this? Still remember when people talked about EBT and how stores had to sell the food cold then heat it for free to get around it.

>>14984967
im gonna guess obama administration

>>14984668
Man, we must live in different areas then, because we just had an issue with fake bills being used at mcd here, they your classic white racist crackhead trash trying to use monopoly money to buy a fucking bigmac. When are you guys going to make america great again?

>>14984931
Why?

>work at chink bar (a bar run by chinks)
>I'm the only white staff
>colleagues all go by "Jimmy" "Kathy" etc to make customers more comfortable
>one day a regular client pays with a bogus 5€ bill
>I notice immediately and call Jimmy the manager
>Jimmy waves it off
>passes the fake bill on to another customer
>this happened multiple times
I always insisted to be paid by bank transfer just to be sure they wouldn't try that shit on me. Also Jimmy who knew my home address would get shit shipped to me his wife wouldn't approve of, ie. various pairs of sneakers in the most horrible colour combinations possible

>>14985093
Where is this?

>>14983909
k
>>14984086
ty
>>14984094
you got laid
>>14984391
ty
>>14984579
k?

>>14985093

>would get shit shipped to me his wife wouldn't approve of, ie. various pairs of sneakers in the most horrible colour combinations possible

that's bullshit. he probably bought that shit illegally and put your address down so if there was any heat, it'd be on you.

>work at bk, things are decent
>manager who was married, starts having an affair with a co-worker
>been going on for months, co-worker suddenly leaves for a few weeks
>on really busy day, co-worker comes back
>noticeably pregnant, co-worker rushes to the manager's office and starts yelling
>customers are hearing argument go down
>police are called, situation is lasting for hours and some of the customers aren't leaving
>it finally ends and rest of the night went well.
>tomorrow rolls around, hear rumor manager is getting divorced
fun times.

>>14982540
>>14982586
you're full of shit. even garbage restaurants with retarded employees keep a fryer or a burner on and clean up everything else. you got lazy and tried to get out of work early, which is a dumb thing to do anyway when you're getting paid hourly

>>14985128
Touristy location in Europe
>14985146
Might be. He did buy stolen alcohol bottles off literal thieves from time to time. That's how it goes with chinks. Pay was good though and they are still open.

>>14982539
Same exact story here. Also worked with just women and it was madness

>>14982540
Does it really take you more than 20 minutes to make a fucking hot dog?

>>14985321
if he's dumb enough to be making hotdogs for a living, probably

>>14984892
This didn't happen

>working at Pizza Hut as delivery boy
>answer phone
>"hello thanks for calling pizzahut, will this be carryout or delivery?"
>"delivery"
>"alright cant I get a phone number for the order"
>customer pauses then screams
>"WHY THE FUCK WOULD I GIVE YOU MY NUMBER I ALREADY DID LAST TIME I ORDERED WHY DONT YOU ALREADY KNOW IT
>I just throw in 999-999-999 cause fuck that
>"alright ma'am can I have an address for delivery"
>another pause
>oh no
>"YOU FUCKING CREEP. IM NOT GIVING YOU MY ADDRESS YOU COULD BE SOME SORT OF PERVERT"
fuck customer service. wasn't even a prank call.

>be me
>16
>work at hot dog on a stick
>first job
>big tiddy goth gf works there and gets me job
>don't care about gay ass uniform
>fuck big tiddy goth gf on a bunch of boxes of lemons in the back room one morning before opening up
It was cool
Fucked that same slut in a taco bell bathroom a couple blocks from school. Very stinky
Got fired from that same hot dog on a stick
>new manager
>really mean black girl
>hates my guts
>typically leave my uniform at work so don't have to think about it can just show up whenever
>one day no uniform
>bitch where's the uniform
>sorry I threw it out you can't leave it here
>well what the fuck bitch I have a shift
>you can wear a girl's uniform anon
>bitch I don't care
>month later call in to ask if checks are in and when next shift is lost schedule
>checks no here yet and next shift in two days
>cool bitch I'll come later for checks
>show up later in middle of lunch rush
>long line
>anon you missed your shift I have to let you go
>bitch I called and asked when next shift is you lied
>anon it's not my responsibility you need to know your schedule
>asks me to sign firing paper
>walk out from back
>spit into paper
>dunk it and whole arm into jug of lemonade in front of long line
>employees now have to make fresh batch of lemonade ina rush for long line

>>14984548

You might be the autistic one bro

>>14985927
I almost got fired from my first job (fast food) because my manager printed out a schedule, gave it to me, then changed my hours and hung that up as the official schedule. I obviously no call no showed, so my other manager called me asking where I was. I explained that I wasn't scheduled that day, and shit fell from there. The guy who gave me the fake schedule tried talking his way out of it and saying I was lying, but he was a known douche and so the other manager gave him shit for it and he ended up transferring to a different location. I only worked there for nine months and I was still the fourth longest-employed there when I left. That place had turnover like a motherfucker.

>>14984916
I worked at a location that was "ghetto-adjacent" for lack of a better term. Lots of shitty people of all colors but I only ever felt like I was in possible danger when shit like that happened.
A more depressing tale:
-350lb+ guy comes in with his mom once a week or so
-always orders double meat BMT with lettuce and extra mayo
>I can't even count the calories he's consuming for this single meal
>eventually stops coming in
Pretty sure I helped him have a heart attack

>preparing food
>smoking in the kitchen and swigging cheap booze
>"Isn't it dangerous to smoke in the kitchen anon?"
>No it's fine, it won't touch your food.
>splash some booze around the fish, forget to flambé
>bring the pan to the table
>guests are impressed with the cooking style and overawed by the aroma of the fish in the pan
>cigarette butt falls off and into the pan
>entire dinner explodes and sears the faces of all the guests
>they throw their glasses at me in anger and start screaming
>I have to turn them out of the restaurant
>boss turns up
>I get fired and sued for damages

>>14986176
>BMT
a what

>>14982825
>>14982842
>>14983678
I live in Finland and stores stop selling alcohol at 9 pm until 9 am. It doesn't apply to bars or such, only stores. It sucks, especially since it's still like that because of some kind of myth that alcoholism would increase if you could get booze at any time.

>>14986205
In Connecticut, liquor stores have to close by 10pm. 6pm on Sundays.

Shit sucks.

Also, we can't get alcohol at chain gas stations or anything here. I have to go over a town to the Mexican Mom & Pop bodegas if I want a beer on the way home.

>>14986194

Bacon-mayo-tomato

>>14985061
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few autisms in my time.

>>14986248
Liquor stores (a single chain) is not open on sundays. You can get some 5.5% strong alcohol in normal stores during that 12 hour window, but no wines or anything strong.

>>14984921
not at lowe's. can't transfer to another store, can't promote, can't change positions laterally or demote, can't do anything. managers treat you worse and ride your ass for every little thing. for a year.

>>14983871
/r/thathappened

>working one day with female manager and 39 year old mexican milf cook
>manager goes outside for her break
>it's just me and the milf
>she's a huge slut who flirts with every guy there
>already told me shes dtf whenever
>it's a pretty slow day so I start talking to her about the schedule and whatnot
>we both stare at the schedule while talking
>she begins getting closer and closer
>"holy shit holy shit it's going to happen I'm gonna have sex with a milf!" I say in my head
>my stomach begins to tie in a knot
>feel like I'm about to throw up
>knees start feeling weak
>stomach begins to hurt like crazy
>end up rushing to the restroom to take a 20 minute shit instead
>the manager is already back by the time I'm done
a part of me is glad I didn't go through with it mainly due to possible stds, but another part of me hates myself for being such a fucking pussy and not fucking her raw in the fridge.

>First job as a waitress in little mexican restaurant
>roaches everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
>FUCKING EVERYWHERE EVERYWHERE

I have no idea how they stayed open.

>lied my way into a supermarket kitchen
>my whole life see these type of people
>working behind the counter
>now I'm finally on the other side
>first day of work can't get out of my car I'm so tired
>chef taps me on the shoulder one day
>another dishwasher quit
>need someone to cover
>says I can go home and rest before showing up later to work in the pit
>I tell him I rather stay and grind through it
>pull a double shift
>everyone is laughing and saying I'm the highest paid dishwasher in the whole country
>grinding like a mother fucker
>more and more "presents" keep coming
>cut hand to unclog a drain
>keep going, never going to stop
>finally night, closing time
>get hooked up with some free smoked cheese
>everyone gives me a good pat on the back
>best sleep of my life when I finally get home
>I ended up quitting over a girl but I still miss the times I had there

>>14986969
i constantly got free shit from working in a supermarket restaurant. Probably the best wage slave job a person can get.

>>14986969
Do you have any good stories? That sounds like an ok memory but was boring to read.

>>14984668
>relevant

>>14982716
I used to work at a grocery store where niggers were getting fucking steamed lobsters with EBT. That's what happens when you live in a blue state.

I've seen multiple instances of parents leaving their kid's dirty diaper in the cart for the employees to pick up after. I fucking hate people.

>>14982493
>work at cracker barrel
>regularly get disgusting redneck customers
>obese family of 4 comes in
>they dont let the kids order anytging say they'll share their food
>off empty plates, they decline
>see them as I'm waiting another table
>the kids are eating off the table, like gobles of mashed potatoes and ketchup all over

Worked at a sandwich shop where people would come and get their meals from an open kitchen type shit. Kind of like Panera I guess just less retarded.
Some lady walks up and asks for
>Assorted paper
I ask again, she says the same.
I hand his a piece of sandwich paper, she throws it back and enunciates
>SALT, AND PEPPER!
Autistic me still hears, assorted. paper.

She had a thick fucking Scottish accent. Thought she was asking for assorted paper, but was asking for salt and pepper.

>>14986194
A sub consisting of pepperoni, salami and ham. Typically called some variation of Italian combo at other restaurants. By doing double meat and double cheese and extra mayo he was probably pushing 3k in calories.

>>14986936
Lolitas in Silvis?

>>14987248
I have a speech impediment and know her frustration. You can't blame the other person, but you really fucking want to. More often than not I end up settling with what they hear instead of what I asked for.

>>14987064
I live in one of the bluest shitholes in the Northeast and even we don't allow chimps to purchase hot food with benefits cards. Try not living in a state with enough niggers to make a political impact.

>>14983871
youll never be a cute little girl

>"would you like any mustard or ketchup?"
>"both please"
>"how many?"
>"uh..idk surprise me"
>put a huge handful of mustard in bag and one ketchup packet
>customer calls the store and complains later
true story

>>14987630
based one ketchup packet man

>>14982540
this is why I never tip wagies.

>>14982716
You're either a nigger or a woman. Either way, I hate you.

>>14986194
Strange as it seems, it stands for Big Meaty Tasty

>>14982540
I worked at a pizza hut and changed the clock by an hour so we closed early. Had to get to my friends house for a party. Got fired. Managed realized I had opening the next morning and called to re-hire me a few minutes later.

We also used to drink beer on the roof. All minors.

>>14982746
Could there be anything more greasy than paying for Denny's at 3am with EBT?

>>14985146
this 100%. damn you let them chinks play the shit out of you. They didnt even tell you their real names lol

>>14985448
it definitely did happen you aspie

>>14985702
>have money saved
>this happens
>tell bitch to go fuck herself as soon as she starts screaming and hangup
>if you get fired its ok bc you have a few months rent saved and work a highschoolers job and could get another one the same day

>>14986427
>implying you had a future working at a fucking lowe's
ya if you wanna be a gud boi for 25 years before they give you a 1$ raise and promotion to head manager's cuck

>>14987008
working in any kitchen is like this. I eat like 20$ of food every single day and I dont even keep up with half of what my fat doomer coworkers eat. If they paid menu price my coworkers eating like 100$ of food a day each easily. Nobody says shit, managers do it too but theyre a little more careful about it. I dont even pay for food anymore I just eat at work, which for the average person's food cost im probably making like an extra 2-3$/hr eating at work

>>14987630
I fucking hate people who cant take a joke

Lmao dumb wagecucks. Hurry on now, fetch my tendies. It is coming out of YOUR paycheck y'know.

>>14982629
most snowflakes will lie and say they are allergic to something when they in reality just dont like it. by saying "allergic" they think the person in the kitchen will take extra care to avoid using it

i find onion is often used as a pretend allergen

>>14986184
what kind of place would allow the food preparer (chef/cook/whatever) also serve it? and also going into the dining area with the ciggy in your mouth still? fake and gay

>>14988082
everyone in your store would have to be a massive spastic because all tills and the system the managers use to shut all have clocks that show the correct time

>>14984892
Niggers should be put to death

>>14986606
Kys reddit fag. Go back

Not really a story but I've begun to notice an interesting pattern at work recently. Whenever I'm in a good mood, either a customer or co-worker will find some way to piss me off, as if they were some form of parasitic leeches who can sense when I'm happy and will immediately jump at the opportunity to suck the life out of me. Whenever I'm in a bad mood, everyone is in a good mood and I'm the odd one left out, the customers also seem happier and just generally a lot more cheerful and polite than usual. Its almost as if God were punishing me or something.

>>14984615
>Literally never had an issue with anyone but white crackheads and trump supporters.
this is such a lie. Ive worked customer support, the you know whos are the worst. I have worked in the food industry, the you know whos are the worst. the first week of the month is dreadful. my friend works for a bank, same shit there. its pretty much universal the you know whos are annoying as fuck

>>14988724
take ur meds

>>14984352
my grandma does the exact change thing too.

>>14984892
That didn't even happen

>>14984967
It isn't a thing. You cannot buy hot food with ebt unless you're talking about actual money being given. The food benefits can never be used for hot food.

>almost 25 years old now
>still working at my first job (pizza place) for almost six years now
>for $9.45
Anyone want to come over and murder me?

There was a guy that used to come into my BK that would order a sandwich that consisted of a chicken patty sandwiched between four slices of tomatoes on each side with no bun. If the tomatoes weren't red enough he'd complain and sometimes he'd ask for grape jelly, too.

I can never understand how allergy management isn't part of FOH standard training.
It's like American waiters are just given a tray and sent out onto the floor.

A. you are personally responsible for knowing the allergens on your menu
B. you are personally responsible for preventing contamination
C. be aware of common allergen classes, someone who is allergic to one kind of nuts might be allergic to other kinds of nuts-ask.
D. be aware of religious dietary restrictions
E. be aware of strange ways customers might describe an allergy (often as an ingredient enquiery), that customers may not know what ingredients actually are (eg. Orgeat syrup)
F. Mark dockets, don't just tell kitchen or the pass.

It's called the hospitality industry because your job is to look after people, no matter how stupid or genetically handicapped they are

>>14989111
No, our job is to smile and cajole tips.

>>14989114
a uniquely American phenomenon, and very much unwelcome in the first world

>>14984660
>create a false narrative in your head
>repeat the lies told to you by your "woke" friends, college profs, etc.
>willfully ignore/downplay any incident of a minority acting up as "systemic oppression"
>only pay attention to "muh white debuls"
one of these days you're gonna be caught relaxin and get fuckin knocked out while some pavement ape films it while screaming "WORL STAR!" and none of your woke friends will believe/support you and we'll be here ready to point and laugh

>>14982540
You're a fucking faggot

>>14982697
>>14982773
more like "you know whats"

>>14987030
Fucking kek

>>14988604
How the fuck do people dislike onions?

>>14989138
not him but trumptards are by far some of the worst customers I've be had to deal with, they act like a bunch of entitled cunts who think the world revolves around their own needs and wants, or, are just simply trying to start a fight with whoever will give them the time of day. Nice projection though, I'm sorry tyrone stole your pure aryan waifu during your junior of highschool but that's no reason to hate an entire racial demographic.

>>14989206
Nice but it's true soon you will be fucked up by niggers

>>14989199
I appreciate the smell and flavor but the texture triggers a gag reflex

>>14986248
bodega is a central American word, not Mexican. They're mostly owned by dominicans, ricans, or Cubans.

>>14986936
>waitress
L O N D O N
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D
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>>14988942
join the military, nigha

>>14989111
Fuck off, anyone with major medical disabilities needs to be responsible for themselves. You are the reason this fake mask bullshit is ongoing.

>>14989199
I wouldn't say I'm allergic but onions/garlic both make me extremely tired within an hour of eating.

>>14988700
For real. White males too

>>14984892
why are you making shit up?

>>14982697
Former delifag here, it's actually one of the more comfy jobs in a supermarket, but I actually worked in nice one in a good area, so we didn't get many nogs.

Also
>EBT/SNAP
>hot food
lol nope

>>14989333
based retard

>>14982629
Probably just had high blood pressure or something and their doctor said no salt. To their smooth brain that probably equates to "allergic"

>>14989111
>I can never understand how allergy management isn't part of FOH standard training.
>It's like American waiters are just given a tray and sent out onto the floor.
>A. you are personally responsible for knowing the allergens on your menu
>B. you are personally responsible for preventing contamination
>C. be aware of common allergen classes, someone who is allergic to one kind of nuts might be allergic to other kinds of nuts-ask.
>D. be aware of religious dietary restrictions
>E. be aware of strange ways customers might describe an allergy (often as an ingredient enquiery), that customers may not know what ingredients actually are (eg. Orgeat syrup)
>F. Mark dockets, don't just tell kitchen or the pass.
>It's called the hospitality industry because your job is to look after people, no matter how stupid or genetically handicapped they are

>>14983871
based tranny

>>14989111
Sounds expensive.

>>14983871
>I'm trans

Stopped reading there

>>14982697
Former grocery store worker here too. Had similar shit happen. Except I lie in a all white area and we got our fair share of white trash.

>Some dad and son (who had to be close to 40) come to the store at least once a week
>The son was clearly a bum and didnt work and mooched off the dad
>He would just walk around the store throwing stuff in the cart while his dad pushed
>Never paid one time
>He used to go to the fruit section and pick up random fruit
>Then would eat it while going through the store
>Then right before check out, he would hide the leftover fruit he ate on a shelf somewhere
>I finally started getting the cashiers to charge them for the fruit

>Another time we had this pop machine outside
>Same punk kids come in every week and said the machine took their money
>One time I see them just walk past the machine, not even try to use it and go in claiming it took their money
>Finally, the manager with balls is working
>I tell her
>Punk kids come in, manager says "You're in here every week using the same machine that supposedly doesn't work. Even though it does for everyone else. This is the last refund you get". Kids never show back up.

>Last one, some girl comes in and asks if she can use the restroom
>Manager says we dont have public restrooms
>Few minutes later, I see same girl looking at shampoos
>Come back about 5 minutes later, she is gone
>But she had took shampoo/conditioner bottles and soaked an entire aisle with it
>Have to clean it up

>>14988543
Jesus this. I was a bartender for 15 years and I recently moved to retail.

>minimum wage starting
>get promoted to assistant department manager in 2 months
>here's a $2 raise
>if you hang around for a while longer you might make $17 an hour as department head

It's so fucking cucked working at a supermarket. I don't mind starting at the bottom from changing my job because of corona but it blows my mind that some people have been working here for 10+ years. Luckily my electrician apprenticeship starts son.

>last day at subway. Everyone I made subs for got it for free. Stole enough beer from the attached gas station to fill 2 fridges. Party weekend ensued.

>same subway. Halloween, we were allowed to dress up. I wore a wife beater with "kiss me I have dysentery" scrawled on it with red sharpie.

>grinding meat at a meat cutter shop. Had a sharpie clipped to my apron. It fell in the grind. By the time I noticed the end of the market was disappearing into the auger. I said nothing. Customers said nothing.

>working at the olive garden. Always banter with the Mexicans in back. This one who was expo always fucked with me. Shouting my name loud when I was doing something in back causing me to jump. One time through the door I saw him assembling a tables order on a tray. I kick open the door and shout MANUEL! He jumped a foot into the air and sent the tray tumbling. He's laughing and cussing me out in spanish at the same time. I helped him clean up. I'm walking away with a tub of slop and broken dishes. He jabs me in the ribs with a spoon. I drop the tub more slop everywhere. Fuckin Manuel.

>same OG. Serving a younger couple. Dude was built like a bowling ball and probably had a tray of soup by himself. Running my ass off for this table. They tipped me by leaving a big pile of nasty pennies. I'm trying to save my other tables. Busser WIPES AROUND THE PENNIES AND CALLS IT READY TO SEAT. Host seats the table like it's no big deal a pile of filthy pennies is still on a "clean" table. Awkwardness ensues when I greet the table.

>OG let's you have up to 3 free winesamples which is almost a full glass of wine. Whenever someone took me up on a sample I'd say "here take 3" and pour a glass. I had the best sample and wine sales metrics in the restaurant.

I worked at arby's, management was mostly nerds and weebs. I liked it, was piss easy, build into a gas station so it was kind of slow, customers were nice because it was an alright area.

>>14982540
I closed at arby's, i didn't care how late people came in because i'm not a lazy faggot, it's just putting sandwiches together for fucks sake.

Now I'm the manager of a hog farm with 12000 head, I wouldn't want someone who can't work an extra 20 minutes frying food working with me.

I hope you've grown up since then.

>>14988671
He might be 60 years old, anon.

>>14989199
They taste poisonous to me. Have the same kind of sharp taste you'll find in inedible mushrooms, insects.

>>14982493
Worked at Chick-fil-A
>full of qt girls
>one day
>i'm working in the back loading up the trash cart to take all the trash bags to the dumpster
>qt girl is brewing tea (that station isnt too far from the back door where I was)
>she didn't notice I was there i suppose
>shes talking to one of her friends who is washing dishes
>overhear her tell her friend that she had sex for the first time the night before
>they both start giggling

>>14982629
>killing an innocent slugman
The fuck?

>Work retail hell across the road from a local fish & chips take-away
>Drug addicts have overtaken this little town
>Coke and pills
>Everyone wants to fight
>There is no common sense
>No is not a concept they can understand
>A group of four drug addicts show up to the chip & fish place 10 minutes after closing time and demand to be let in
>Owner's wife tells them through an open window in the door that they're closed, everything is shut-down, and they're cleaning up before going home
>Drug addicts ignore everything that was just said and demand to be let in
>Owner's wife walks away
>Drug addict PUNCHES THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR and unlocks it
>Addicts walk in and sit down
>Owner (250 pounds of raw muscle) walks out from the back and tells them to get out before he puts them out
>90 pounds when soaking wet drug addict stands up to fight
>There is a clear foot in difference in height between them
>Owner lifts the guy up and slams him down onto the broken glass
>Another drug addict stands up and screams
>The owner is just slamming everyone down into the broken glass
>It's a bloodbath
>Me and the three customers that were in the store at the time just stop what we're doing and watch this all go down through the window

That was literally the only memorable experience I had working in that shithole. Living among the drug addicts have also furthered my belief that we shouldn't invest in rehabilitation, but concentration camps for them instead.

>>14990075
They were giggling because they both knew damn well it wasn't anything close to the first time.

>years ago
>show up to work at the golden arches
>dead animal smell coming from kitchen
>danganronpa music playing in head as see dead German shepherd on floor
>store closed for week to clean
>never got explanation

I worked at a best buy and an American eagle in a black neighborhood on Long Island. I honestly miss it. It truly was like witnessing the duality of man with every interaction. What really was weird was that black customers truly flocked to me on the floor or at the register. But this has happened in every job I work at so idk. White people don't approach me any more than anyone else but black people ALWAYS preferred me. My white coworkers started noticing once and straight up asked the black dudes in receiving why black people like me so much and they just started laughing and shouting "YO YOU DONT KNOW???? HAHAHAHA YO YO YO THIS NIGGA DONTKNOW???? HAHAHAH." I never found out. Weird times

>>14984615
>thread about restaurant workers
>someone brings up niggers
>another one brings up politics
why are americans so obsessed with race and politics

>>14990237
There's a literal race war happening during their presidential election that won't be over for another week or so.

>>14982540
I hope the place shut down and you're begging on the street now.
If you want to be packing at 7:40, close at 7:30, simple as.

>>14984908
>brain cannot function without salt
>stupid enough to claim he's allergic to salt
Which came first, anons?

>>14983871

things that never happened

>>14984111
>live in Hungary
>never even heard of time restrictions on alcohol sales

>>14984892

>I think like 20 or 25 people left without paying their tab which already didnt account for even half the food we gave them

owner wouldve called the cops

>>14984352
>writing a novel
>reddit spacing
Go back to le epic r/faggotstories.

>>14990042
If they're cooked long enough, it brings out a sweetness to them, try that

>working in a Mexican-themed restaurant in Atlanta as a bartender (really shit food though, not authentic at all)
>serving a large table in front of my bar (2 bars in the restaurant) while simultaneously running the bar
>table is a little rude but not noticeably bad, im giving them decent service
>one of the women calls me over and complains about a bottlecap being in her drink
>immediately suspicious because the logistics of that bar make it very difficult for it to happen
>say I'll make her a new drink no problem, apologize
>go to make new drink, simultaneously talking to other bartender well out of earshot but within eyesight
>woman calls manager over
>suddenly she explodes out of nowhere and claims that I'm "talking shit" about the bottle cap claim and generally complaining about me despite the fact that that's not what I'm saying to my coworker
>she demands their entire meal be comped (8+ people)
>retard manager actually comps the meal
>no tip
>I brush it off as latent mental illness/drunk
>manager later tries to reprimand me while cashing me out
>I'm legitimately speechless as this manager was the only one I had respect for
>I tell him I didn't do anything wrong
>He says that doesn't matter, it's about (((perception)))

I only worked there for a month but literally every manager and the head chef talked like that, which was surprising as I've had several food jobs and never had one where everyone drank the Kool Aid with regards to "customer service." It wasn't an upscale bar either.

Ironically the stress of that job ended up getting me to realize I had a drinking problem after I drove home blacked out one night after going out to drink with coworkers. Probably the worst job I've ever had.

>>14985093
https://youtu.be/zJdEPDrgYO0

>>14989206
>not him
kek

>>14983871
Let's be honest, this never happened.

>>14990231
I am intrigued. What do you look like?

>working in a burger joint, order from cashier and we'd take your custom toppings like it's Subway
>topping slaves were back to back with me, the grill man
>working one lunch, fairly busy but not crazy, I'm rocking the grill
>rush ends
>I hear chatter from cashier side
>DISGUSTING MEAT BURGER
>cashier is getting yelled at by some irate bitch
>I haven't taken a bite of meat in FIFTEEN YEARS, I ordered a lentil burger but I took a bite and this is a DISGUSTING MEAT BURGER
>I cant BELIEVE
>etc... every ten seconds or so I hear another DISGUSTING MEAT BURGER
>she leaves pissed off, vows never to come back
> ashier was a dummy, busty as all hell but stupid and an alcoholic, was clearly wasted on shift sometimes and would drink vodka in the bathroom
>we're all asking what went wrong, if she inputted it wrong or if she was given the wrong burger by accident
>I was the most reliable guy there by miles
>little did they know it was my mistake
>laughed about it with the Irishman who worked there later

I still hear DISGUSTING MEAT BURGER in my head sometimes. I had some real fun times at that place, I miss it

>>14987630
my sides

>>14990499
What perception? Reprimands aren't public information. Is he scared she's going to call corporate to make sure?

>>14990580

He meant perception as in that it didn't matter if I wasn't really talking shit about the customers, she "perceived" that I was so I was in the wrong. No joke.

>>14983871
>and then everyone clapped

>>14989111
>D. be aware of religious dietary restrictions
Literally supporting terrorists

>>14988559
Fucking same

>be me
>order double cheese burger
>"no pickles please"
>chill in parking lot with gf
>take bun off burger and look down
>HolyShitActuallyGaveMeNoPickles.jpeg
>take a big bite
>....
>look down only to find some McBastard crammed about 9 pickles between the patties
>gf asks what im gonna do
>proceed to crack up laughing while removing the pickles from the rest of the sandwich

People who cant laugh at something funny are doing life wrong

>>14990231
>>14990530
guessing large white woman

>be me
>Cashier at 24 hour supermarket
>Working second shift
>Around 10-10:30 Eastern European woman comes in with really fucked up looking baby
>Last person I ring up before heading home
>Uses WIC check for shit, which was a pain to process
>Her baby is sitting in the cart and proceeds to piss
>Poor kid's diaper is already soaked
>Urine starts pooling on the floor in a decently sized puddle for a baby
>Mom completely ignores it and argues that she should get more with the WIC
>Then the smell hit me
>The piss was pungent with the smell of vinegar and sickness and almost made me gag
>I rush them through so they leave
>leave the puddle for the third shift bitch after me
Moral of the story: Take care of your kids

>>14982540
8pm closing time is early. Fuck you nigger make my hot dogs.

>>14986184
>cigarette butt falls off and into the pan
>entire dinner explodes and sears the faces of all the guests
There's an episode of myth busters where they try to ignite gasoline with a cigarette butt...and they fail. So, yeah, that probably didn't happen.

>>14990138
Scotland?

>>14991117
You know it

>>14990876
I have no idea why people would try and argue with me for what their WIC check would get them. Its fucking printed on the check what you get.

>>14988543
i make $19.42/hr as a receiving clerk. monday to friday, 7am to 4pm. i don't give a fuck about a "future" because i make more than enough money to live comfortably.

>>14991140
Because they think they can get free shit if they push for it
>Most minimum wage cashiers don't give a shit so they let them get away with it

>>14985146
>illegal sneakers
fucking what?

>>14991389
like with a stolen cc I'd assume

>>14987630
Topkek

>>14982493
vegetarian bitch threw food in my face cause the chef fucked up twice

>>14990138
neat

>>14990876
Unless this story is 10+ years old, you're lying because they issue "debit" cards now. If the product isn't WIC approved, it tells you at the register/card reader.

>>14990697
>joke
That’s fucking retarded

What if you hated the taste of pickles? And you’re paying for something you can’t eat now?

>>14983871
and everybody stood up and clapped

>>14984615
Literally never had an issue with anyone but white crackheads and biden supporters.

>redneck ridin with biden with $3 to his name throws 5 screws at me
> ok that's .25 per screw that's 1.25.
> the sign said .15 per screw!!!!! You're trying to rip me off fucking scammer
> yes sir, it clearly states .15 for 100 or more
> ok well what are you going to do about it!!!
> if you can't afford the .25 per screw I can help you put them back
> how dare you!! I want a manager!!

Bruh, you can pretend all you want, but in retail, you fucking faggot ridin with biden are 100x worse than literally any black, Mexican, jew, name it

I write nice autistic stories, fucking shill

>>14991537
It was 2015-16, they still issue physical WIC checks in TN and freeloaders will always try to get more no matter what it says

>>14983871
cringe but based but cringe

>>14987630
Lmao

>>14991140
Because they're poor and desperate, dummy

Been a pizza delivery driver and a dishwasher. Sorry for the dudes giving me the wrongly labeled order for your delivery, bombing victim dude.
In other news, I once spent three hours in traffic because the whole city was in a deadlock.

>>14991050
Did they warm the gasoline first?

>>14990499
'Perception is reality' is unfortunate corporate bullshit which has soaked the rest of reality after the internet and always-recorded politically correct culture. People looking to get offended never take your word for anything and always use the worst possible interpretation, ignoring any and all evidence that inconveniences their claims.

>>14990697
Reminds me of this story about some spies in Italy hunting down a suspected enemy spy who they had no proof on for months: They tailed him and watched him drop off bottles of wine at specific locations. When they picked up all the wine, they eventually realized it was for them.
They beat the shit out of him. No sense of humor.

>working at mcdonalds during the last year of sixth form
>decide to quit because i'm moving across the country to attend university
>hand in my two weeks notice
>go in for my last shift
>check schedule
>i'd been scheduled in for shifts even after my two weeks notice was up
>tell the manager instore, he says he'll look into it
>fastforward to a couple days after i'd quit
>packing up boxes of stuff to take to uni
>phone rings
>"anon where are you, your shift started an hour ago"
>hang up phone
>block number
Side note: I was still able to get employee discount meals through the app for about 2 months after I quit
Ronald can suck on McD's nuts

I worked night shift at a gas station. I always dealt with drunkards. Terrible job. People would always complain there's no food on roller grills or fresh pizza but it was a shitty town with like a 1000 people. Would just be wasted so policy was to make them at 4am before people went to work.
I got called a faggot a few times for some reason. One guy threatened to call his FBI friends to get me deported. Im very white and pale since I never went out in the day time. He was serious too wanted to call my boss' personal phone number at 1am. I had black people throw toilet paper in the toilet for some reason. A woman get arrested. A semi crash nearby that caught on fire and the tires exploded. It caused every townsperson to come ask what happened. A guy had a heart attack in the bathroom. A guy pretend(?) to have a stroke so I would stick my hands in his pants. I had weirdo neckbeards whisper about how I was weird. A drunken woman with her daughter and daughters friends dared one of them to kiss me because it was her birthday. She said "eww" really loudly. Then the mom tried to get me to cover for her or something.
A lot of stupid shit. People are very annoying and almost no one treated me like a human. Also i formatted this poorly.

>>14989583
Well, you are an insecure cunt who probably jerks of to Trans porn and hates himself for it. So....

>>14982493
I worked in a restaurant for Joe Biden once, it was full of unsupervised white prepubescent girls. He had a squeezed nipples sundae. Sick old pervert.

>>14991331
what state do you live in?

>>14989138
fuck yeah brother

>>14991999
Trips of truth

>>14987030
>that image

>>14984615
At first when I read this I thought he was trying to pay for food with 5 screws

>>14989138
What if it was you creating a false narrative in your head?

>mention le modern meme politics
>get a kajillion replies
Why is 4chan so easy to bait in 2020?

>>14985061
projection

>>14985927
you sound pretty intolerable desu

>>14992033
I just like the plotlines of TS Seduction

>>14986885
pussy ass bitch

>>14990081
>innocent
99% of all reported nebula spaceship attacks are from slugmen, but sure, this happened to be the one good one

Fucking slugjews and their bullshit telepathy

>>14990231
You really dont know?

>>14992209
You're trans and don't know it yet. Take the pills, goy.

>>14990530
I’m a 6’2” 235lbs mtf

>>14989725
Jesus Christ 12000 hogs? It must smell like shit.

>>14992260
SNU SNU!!

>>14990564
I read this story with joy. Fuck vegans.

>>14985448
>>14988907
You know if something very, very fucking similar didn't happen to me when I was a server I wouldn't believe this shit either.

>>14989735
Time clocks can't be set without a key.

>>14992033
And you prolly dislike puss piss poop and you are probably afraid of lions, as such you most likely want to fuck or put any of those in your mouth...
Trannies I swear BIGGEST RETARDS EVER!

>>14989594
I know your story is fake because the manager is required to legally take care of any biohazard material, you are stupid :D

>>14992341
Depends on store policy and definition thereof of biohazard.
I work in retail and the only human mess we (non management) can't clean up is blood.

>be me, 18
>working as a hostess in a shitty chain texmex place
>regular night, manager sees me check reservations and make seating chart
>he keeps bumping into me and tells me there’s a string on my pants, he slaps my ass a few times to try to get it off
>keeps coming up to me every few hours to flirt
>night goes on as normal
>other hostess comes from the kitchen and tells me the manager was talking about me, saying how’s he love to smell my trail
>he said it probably smells like lavender
>shrug it off because I’m autistic as shit
>learn a month later that my manager was a distant cousin and he knew
>restaurant gets shut down and rebranded as something new
>never get to experience incest

>>14990344
This, doubly so if it was an arab owner. Those people dont take shit from anybody

I live in the Deep South and worked at a McDonnalds for a bit. Was awful and I'll tell you a bit about it

>be me
>looking for job
>set up name on linked-in
>2 days later get a call from McDonalds in my area saying they got my application
>I never actually applied to McDonalds but fuck it I need a job
>Go in for interview
>Over dress in slacks and button up because I'm a dumb 19 year old
>Fry cook walks up to me and hands me a form
>Fill out shit
>He takes it and leaves
>Wait at a table for 45 actual minutes (I watched the clock)
>The manager comes out and straight up asks me when I can start
>Start working the next day
>First day at cashier
>Manager is showing me how to operate cashier
>5 customers at register
>50 year old cook walks up to me in front of all of them and yells (yells 3 feet away from mind you)
>"AYE YO"
>"...uh yah?"
>"YOU SMOKE?"
>"what?"
>"YOU SMOKE WEED?"
>"uh no?"
>"Ah nevermind"
>mfw leaves and never speaks to me for the rest of my employment there
>mfw none of them acknowledged this
>mfw I some him smoking a joint in the parking lot later

>>14992260
they wanted that thicc girl dick

>>14984615
$1.25 is so worthless that I cannot believe this happened.

I worked at a restaurant for a few years as my first job, made some great memories there.
>30 min before we close, some black dude dressed in a purple suit walks in with two chicks and they all smell like they just smoked a fat blunt
>realize this nigger is a pimp
>When it's time to order I ask the women what they want & they were so high they literally just pointed to the dish they wanted without speaking
>pimp keeps ordering rounds of drinks for them all
>this dude actually tips me well
Got someone fired
>waiter comes up to host desk
>josh if you give me another table i'm going to punch you in the balls
>josh seats another table in his section
>waiter comes up and punches the kid in the nuts
>kid snitched and I had to write a witness report about the incident which got the waiter fired
Another one
>show up to work faded
>get a call for a to-go order, dude orders a "wedge" side
>we have a menu item which is a BLT called "the wedge"
>assume that's what he wants
>he comes to pick up his food, give him the total and he looks at me funny
>"I said I wanted a wedge"
>yes sir it's in your order
>"no I want a wedge as a side"
>I stare at him blankly for 10 sec
>bartender says he means a wedge salad
>I had no idea there was even such a thing
>manager was watching the whole time just smiling not bothering to help and making me look like the retard I was

>>14992487
Last one
>restaurant always has trouble keeping a dishwasher for more than a few months
>Managers start asking me to cover dish shifts in exchange for a $20 gift card to other local restaurants in the area
>mfw I can take my 30 min break, get faded, and show up to work a night dish shift high as shit and blasting my music over the radio with an aux cord
>accumulate over $300 in gift cards to cheesecake factory
>one night i'm blasting the song go to church by ice cube
>mexican cook walks to the back with a pile of dishes bobbing his head shouting "YOU SCARED, YOU SCARED, YOU SCARED MOTHERFUCKER YOU SCARED"
those Mexicans loved me, one would always yell "GUERO" at me every time I walked to the cooks line. I had no idea what it meant so I would just shout it back at him and we would keep yelling at each other as banter. Found out after I quit it was slang for white boy or something.

>>14992454
Its cuz it didn't happen it's some retarded darkie making up stories.

>>14992119
Arizona

>>14992491
Guero is slang for blondie

>>14984909
I love old black mommas. I wish one would sexually harass me again

>>14990237
We're kinda just silly that way

>>14984909
Lucky.
I want a tall, black, thick, milf to molest me in the back, and as I begin to shake and whimper out of nervousness she says "is okay baby" in her typical ghetto black speak, and begins making out with me while she pulls out her tits which are bigger than my head, she eventually pulls my head down and makes me suck on her big chocolate milkers while she jerks me off with a smile on her face.

>>14990237
becuase the only thing melting in this pot is any semblance of a successful and peaceful society

>>14991999
currently working the graveyard shift at a gas station, even with all the crazy shit I've had to deal with I still prefer it to working in the day, people at gas stations are either drunk and rude or sober and angry, or just plain weird af and at least on graveyard there's less to deal with, just a bit more intense

>>14987097
There was one comedian, I think it was George Carlin, who talked about how we should determine which people deserve rights by seeing how they put shopping carts away.

>>14992491
He was definitely laughing because the dumb ass guero had no idea what guero want and kept yelling it at a frijolero

>>14991616
Lol you're really going to miss me

Kys

>>14992370
post feet

>>14982493
I don't eat at restaurants without the benefit of company based on the direct stories I've recieved.

>Subway employee who used to regular dip ingredients down his trousers in back rooms before replacing them in the containers or serving them directly to customers
>sometimes out of a petty spite or vengeance, othertimes just "because"

>>14983871
magnificent bait, I willingly believe it

>>14993184
That’s clearly someone who feels “oppressed” by society
I.e. a fucking loser

>>14984890
heh

>>14983871
>things that never happened: the post

>>14993028
Not a bad idea, but it would go the way of the Big Max index once people caught on and starting gaming the system. Same as with money itself, a good idea gone on too long and now totally owned by the scum.

>>14992370
What gives redditors like this the idea that they know how to write humour?

>>14987248
>>14987546
If you and that scottesh betch were smart, you'd take to having things written down on a pad

>>14989199
>>14989219
>>14989337
>>14990042
>>14990498
The levels of tourism on display in this thread, mother of god

>>14984615
Hahahahaha sure

>>14992241
t. Mantis

>>14990138
There's no such thing as a Brit who'd use the phrase "Fish and Chips take-away"

>>14988543
Do you just assume every position that isn't doctor or lawyer is a dead end job? Do you know what the cutoff for a dead end job is? Are you underage?

>>14982493
Can someone explain why homeless people love Denny's?

>>14988554
Only true for actual cooks at actual restaurants. Fast Food managers will make you pay for everything but give you a discount.

>>14989111
Yeah nah I don't give a shit about your generic disability. Don't eat out if you die from peanuts being in the same room cunt.

>>14983871
what does being trans have anything to do with your story fuckface

>>14982493
Worked at a Red Robin as a cook one summer
Got hired cause an actual American and they probably needed me to look more legitimate
Kitchen staff all Mexicans during the day
Quit within a month of getting the job couldn’t handle how rude and racist the Mexicans were

Few years later get red pilled on race, those Mexicans probably still slaving away at the place for pennies

>>14990499
Do you have any close friends or family members that collectively form an island of sanity in the ocean of insane, craven selfishness that constitutes modernity? If so, then cherish them, because they will get you through, and you must get them through too.

>>14991566
Have you ever had something happen to you which you hated?

>>14990876
Instantly lost interest at >be me

>>14992487
You're not a retard for not knowing about an obscure menu item, but you do seem to have pretty slow reactions - not realising that the pimp was a pimp, 10 seconds of staring etc.. Swings and roundabouts. You're probably more reasonable than the average kneejerker.

>>14992487
>>14992491
What the fuq does "faded" mean? Were you high>

>>14993208
Not a bad theory but unlikely in this case, guy was a scruffy chav-type reprobate in Middlesbrough

>>14993460
It means getting high you retard

>>14983871
ignore everyone you sound like a cute girl

>>14984615
KY liquor store bro here, and about 90% of my customer base are trump supporters and based as fuck redneck wannabes and real rednecks. it's a god damn carnival but on my side of town everyone who doesn't drive a white suv is pretty fucking baller. it's like you can tell they believe the second coming of christ is nigh, they have at least two guns and one is always in the truck, and they LOVE light beer and bourbon. i saw about 10 men for every woman tonight at work.

they're all trump supporters, and they all listen to country music, they drink the same thing their dads drank, they work factory, trucking, orfarming jobs, and know everyone in town from either church or childhood. it's bananas. i don't dig the same shit beyond the food, but when i see people flooding my town with their left wing bullshit driving like assholes and breathing in my fucking soybean air it drives me insanely upset.

you're a coastie aren't you...keep it that way and we'll get along fine.

>>14993103

>>14993462
just say you were high you faggot zoomer

>be me
>work at local pizza delivery place
>female calls and places an order
>she tells me i sound creepy
>write down her address and drive their after work and rape and kill her

>>14993496
this is the gayest shit i've ever read

>>14991537
You're a retarded faggot. Things don't roll out country wide at the same time. I live in the northeast and didnt hear shit about the debit cards until my manager mentioned that we would have to go to a class on the new Wic system. That was in november or december of 2019.

>>14993564
disregard my response, I suck cocks.

>>14993533
>she tells me i sound creepy
why would you say this

>>14985253
>Sweden

>Weekdays: 10 am - 6 or 7 pm depending on location
>Saturday: 10 am - 3 pm
>Sunday: Closed

Haha :^)

>>14993622 meant for >>14984111

I b phonepostin

>>14983871
Dilate

>>14993514
>assuming I’m the person you replied to
Boomers GTFO you absolute niggers

>>14993103
lmao there's a milfy black lady at my job who I'm pretty sure likes me, I just haven't flirted with her. I'm focused on the younger girls but maybe I'll take her out some night.

>>14984111
Iceland. The stores are government run, closed on sundays, open at 11:00 am and close at the latest at 19:00 am.
And the prices are exorbitant. Fuck my life.

>>14984111
same in ireland, on top of that spirits are marked way up. In a club near me it costs 12 euro for 3 shots of vodka

>>14993241
She's not retarded anon it's just a thick accent.

>>14993103
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/11/ckoomer-xxxi.html

>>14990075
It was real sex

>working at fish fry
>friday during lent
>fuckmylife.mp3
>woman orders
>can smell the vodka on her from across the counter
>impressed and somewhat scaree shes functioning normally

>>14985927
you're both terrible people in a power struggle because you refuse to accept how the capitalist system is everyone doing jobs they hate for less money than they'd like to have around people they don't want to be friends with because our only other choice is dying.
But I did laugh at the last two lines.

>>14982548
this lmao

>>14992033
Holy projection, do you have something you want to talk about anon?

>>14993424
I'll never understand you retarded niggers who complain about that. I don't think I ever saw people moaning about a common 4chan-ism until like 2014. kys

>dine in at pizza hut
>order chicken, bacon, ham with garlic parm sauce (white pizza)
>waitress brings out pizza
>its Just a regular chicken bacon ham pizza
>address the mistake
>waitress gives a blank stare
>"its suppose to be like that."
Ate the pizza anyways but i could tell she didnt know what to do in the heat of the moment. Was kinda funny laughed it off after paying but holy shit how do you fuck that up.

>>14993127
I never worked a day shift there. I worked 930pm-8am. People in the morning were ok. Usually just bought stuff and left.
I worked day shift at a Kmart before that. Just for holiday season. It was okay worst people were my coworkers people okay. Different town/state.
The gas station was in Colorado. I honestly think the weed made everyone scum. I don't know something had to happen because people here are very scummy.

>Be working in an upscale restaurant as my first job
>Had an old grandpa go on a tirade about Hitler in the middle of rush hour
>Some retards left around 250 eu worth of cigars on their tables
>Almost got fired because cook didn't give me the order of the manager and insisted he did
>Walked in the kitchen and see the order on top of the oven alongside manager
>Beat up the same guy a couple of months later while my friend was keeping watch
>Piss off the cleaning lady at all times for the fun of it
>Had a customer enter the kitchen and yell at retarded manager because half an hour has passed since their appetizers reached the table and the food wasn't ready
>Took the chance to smoke a cig in rush hour until manager deal with the retard
>Cooks were always high and smoked in the kitchen even at rush hour
>Got yelled at multiple times by the cooks because the manager was a jew and wanted more customers that we could handle
>had a maximum 100 customers and we managed to cram 150
>With three waiters and three cooks
>the people that left were replaced immediately by other waiting
>During that shift a waiter fainted and another had a medical emergency
>A cook cut open his hand as well
>Spend around two hours trying to balance taking orders for drinks, appetizers, food and actually taking them
>My shift ends and I'm yelled out by manager for not being everywhere at the same time
>Steal the stash of cigarettes he keeps in his car
>Dip my balls in his food
The restaurant industry is filled with retards

>>14993496
so fucking awesome anon. stay based.

>>14993587
of course you're in a flyover state. that's all you had to say, nigger.

>>14994698
so, two things:
1. you're full of shit; none of that happened.
2. you're brazilian. shut up, you stupid monkey.

>>14994851
>Greek
>You obviously never seen a Greek restaurant in action

>>14994319
Anon it is supposed to be like that

>work for promotional wing of food company
>travel around the province going to festivals and shit to give free food
>tow around this big ass portable kitchen
>one day im chopping vegetables and slice my hand real bad
>bunch of blood gets in the vat of ground beef
>do a quick look around to make sure no one saw it
>a few mins later some guy is eating my blood burger talking about a group of thots that were topless on the beach a few yards in front of us while i pretend to care about seeing boobas

>>14984909
There was some hijab wearing woman boomer that was always telling me how horny she is and her husband can no longer get an erection.

>>14995053
Kek, this guy ain’t lying

>be deli worker
>hijabi asks for pork chops
Thought that was funny

>>14994017
this
this thread made me sad

>>14995813
What to expect in a Greek restaurant
>Food is usually great
>Cooks are asshole and yell at waiters
>Your food might or might not contain cigarette butts
>Someone is probably hotboxing in the freezer at any given time
>They are gonna try to scam you if you're not local
>The staff there are underpaid and over worked
>The food you send back is gonna come back the same
That being said if you find yourself there ask for tzatziki, taxini, gyro, souvlaki and zivana/raki for drinks