/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14976748
in the apartment we get provided*

>>14976748
6 million. Six million Jews died in the holocaust and you're talking about this GARBAGE posting picture's of capybaras.

You're sick. You're INFECTED with toxic whiteness and we're going to fix it RIGHT NOW.

Apologise for the holocaust now. Right now. Every last one of you are going to apologise for the holocaust, now. The thread is being forwarded to the internet defence force in tel Aviv.

I'll wait. You're not going anywhere until I hear it.

>>14976748
Get a slow cooker. They're inexpensive, versatile, fairly idiot proof and at the end of the day there's basically only one dish to clean. Plus you can put all your ingredients in it before you go to work, turn it on and it's done when you get home.

>>14976771
im sorry for killing jews

>>14976786
You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>>14976794
tl;dr

>>14976748
How don't people realize how stupid of a question this is? Really grinds me gears when I see it asked over and over again when you could just google it and find 1 billion answers.

Just scroll through the foodwishes youtube channel and see which dishes you're interested and try making it.

>>14976793
Don't be. Jews suck.
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>>14976748

>>14976771
praise Allah and Jesus both, it is unfortunate that Hitler did not wipe out ALL of you

>>14976786

>>14976748
Don’t be gay, buy local. Buy whatever food is near you.

When you get tired of scrambled eggs, fried eggs, and omelettes... look into oeufs en cocotte.

It needs ramekins and a pot with a lid, but otherwise is lower skill.

And a damn rice cooker.

It will help your morale if you come together as a group and fix yourselves a half decent meal weekly. No one thing need be complicated, but salad/chicken breast or steak/baked potato/whatever veg and a dessert while you commiserate will help you more than you realize. Also not that hard.

>>14976771
Cute birb, what you talking about anon?

>>14976771
I'm sorry it was only 6 million

>>14976771
Sir this is a Wendy's

>>14976771
I am genuinely sorry for the holocaust. And for my part in it, as a white person.

I benefited from it.