/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14975990
>opens thread
>it sucks
what gives?

>>14975990
>smells like farts.
this isn't doritos nacho.

>>14975990
Me and friends work at the chip factory. We eat chili (with beans of course) everyday. Our titles are brap specialists. Mr. Lay was the first to develop this technique to enhance flavor profiles. This is why homeade chips never can match the taste of Lay's™.

>>14975990
your farts don't smell like that retard

>>14976562
They do if all you eat is lays

>fart in chip bag and seal it

This reminds me of a prank my dad and I set up on my sister. My dad always used to keep canned cashews around for himself (please, that shit was too expensive to waste on us kids), but occasionally we'd get some, just not free access to them. Anyway, one time my dad finished a can and we decided that we would fart into the can, seal it off as quick as possible, and convince my sister that there was nothing like the smell of a fresh can of cashews. Anyway, she was a dim bulb and we totally got her to inhale a can full of fart for our entertainment.

A couple of years later we convinced her the best way to crack Easter eggs was to do them on your head, then planted one raw egg amongst all the cooked eggs we painted. I demonstrated the head crack, my dad demonstrated the head crack, and then my sister full-on smashed a raw egg into her head.

Ahh, youth.

>>14976609
did you fuck her

>>14975990
maybe you have a nitrogen allergy?

>>14976609
post her feet or tits at least
also
>she

>>14976614
cringe

>>14976609

traumatizing sister. nice

>>14975998
off by one, so close to being the most based trips

>>14975998

>>14976664

>>14975990
Sometimes the oil goes rancid if that's what you're talking about. If you think all bags of chips just always smell like farts then you might have perception issues.

>>14975990
Because chips are disgusting junk food