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According to Wikipedia:

>"Braphog
A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig."

What is the perfect feeding ratio and please share your personal reserve slampigs.

>> No.14950896

what's sad is that she's probably lonely and feels left out

>> No.14950909
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>>14950841
there's a wiki on this?
I want off this ride NOW

>> No.14950934

>>14950896
maybe she should go on a diet then men will want her

>> No.14950938

>>14950934
Like all the men in the room are Mel Gibson.

>> No.14950946

>>14950938
What would it mean to be Mel Gibson? That they're antisemites? That they talk funny? That they're rich? What would it have to do with her weight?

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>>14950934

>> No.14950955

>>14950841
What's it like having such a rotten mind, OP?

>> No.14950958

>>14950946
That they're attractive to women, numbnuts.

>> No.14950976

>>14950841
Best food for them is bulbs, onions produce the most fragrant gaseous effluvia.

>> No.14951013

>>14950934
low t faggot

skinny girls are massively overrated, you can keep your pelvic bruising all to yourself

not that you'd know, lmao

>> No.14951041

Around here, only those brown, male immigrants are into the snow whales.
Obesity isn't attractive.

>> No.14951048

>>14950934
believe it or not it's the dimepieces that have that problem. bitch in the photo probably already has grandkids.

>> No.14951072
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>>14950958
women find mel gibson attractive?
>>14951013
t. low standards "high test" fatty who has to settle

>> No.14951137

>>14951072
Yeah, when he was 20 years younger

>> No.14951154

>>14951072
>women find mel gibson attractive?
women get fucking wet race warriors against the little hat tribe...black women, white women, asian women, even hebrew women resent how repulsive their heredity and culture are

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>>14950841

>> No.14951215

>>14950841
Pungent eggs?????

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>>14950909

>> No.14951278

>>14951013
>low t faggot
This is the biggest cope on this entire website. Anyone can get a fat hog, they're a dime a dozen. You've just lowered your standards and called it "high t" because you know you can't do better.

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>>14951072
i think Mel is a alright guy

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>>14951013
>pelvic bruising from fucking a skinny girl
how skinny are we talking? wat are you a vir...nevermind i know the answer

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>>14950841

>> No.14951301

>>14951278
baby dick and low t confirmed

>> No.14951343

>>14951301
nigger confirmed

>> No.14951419

>>14951343
yeah, and? doesn't change the fact that you are mentally disabled and a smooth crotch eunuch