/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14943676
>detox diet
Your women's "health blog" is that way >

>>14943679
I read all the health blogs and was hoping to juxtaposed what they have to say against here.

>>14943676
"Detoxing" is a bullshit meme. Your liver and kidneys are already doing that. Diet doesn't

Sardines have a lot of toxins. Everything else looks pretty based though.

Detox is straight up a hoax. There's nothing wrong with eating healthy and you could certainly debate what that entails.

There's nothing that's going to detox your body better than your liver and kidneys. If you want to 'detox' drink a lot of water.

Snake oil salesman just rebrand every 20 years to sell you useless shit/sell ad space (internet age).

Here, pick up a pack of smokes to help cure your asthma.

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>>14943715
Yeah eating well and detox are two different things. Detox is bogus.

>>14943685
Juxtapose them into the fucking trash

>>14943728
Yeah got loads of water. Just cutting out meat, processed foods, dairy and wheat.

Detox diets are fucking retarded.
Either you are putting on weight, maintaining weight, or losing weight. If your plan is losing weight you can still have protein during breakfast, just eat less of it.

>>14943769
>"cutting out meat"
>eats sardines
yeah, you're about the type of person I'd expect to think detoxing is a good idea

Detox is legitimate OP dont listen to the naysayers. Youre feeling miserable because your body is desperate for the bad foods. Keep this up for about 3 months and you'll notice a huge change in your mood, energy levels and overall outlook on life.

>>14943811

>>14943817
Attaching a caricature to a sentiment you dont agree with is extremely childish my friend. I'm sure you're smart enough to write up a proper response.

>>14943811
>Detox is legitimate OP dont listen to the naysayers
If there are toxins that my body can't take of without a special diet, and I don't follow this diet, then how come I haven't felt any ill effects after being alive for 29 years? Also, what are these toxic molecules? Feel free to be as technical as possible.

>>14943843
I feel like shit after 26 years but I think its because I drink 60 fluid ounces of vodka every day

>>14943843
I never claimed to understand the technicalities, I just know it works. Feel free to ask someone who understands the technicalities though.

>>14943676
stop eating gaseous foods

>>14943965
>I just know it works.

>>14944083
Try it yourself. If it doesn't work thats too bad. I dont understand a lot of things in life, that doesnt necessarily mean I can't reap the benefits of these things.

>>14943676
don't waste your time with shitty worthless fad detoxes. Your organs do that already. You can aid them by drinking a shit ton of water tho.

>>14943676

If you really wanna feel good after eating I would cut out sugar, grains, legumes, nuts, seeds, starchy tubers, and seed oil.

>Had leaves
Wat?

>>14943676
Jews

>>14943676
What are you detoxing exactly? Eating anything free of toxins should be fine

Detoxing is bullshit, anon.
If you seem to feel like shit eating whatever you want, check out an elimination diet for medical purposes like AIP or Low FODMAP and see if you can find whatever foods are triggering symptoms you're having, then just don't eat those foods and go to a doctor and tell them you want to be checked for common autoimmune diseases.