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14939110 No.14939110 [Reply] [Original]

Food people pretend it's healthy

>> No.14939128

0/10 try harder

>> No.14939841
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>> No.14939853
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>>14939110

>> No.14939857

>>14939841
seared bite?

>> No.14939882

>>14939110
good source of fat

>> No.14939889

>>14939853
>pigs in blankets
>not chipolatas wrapped in bacon
>garlic powder
Stopped right there. Kys third world rediter.

>> No.14939895
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>>14939889
bong pls

>> No.14939896

>>14939110
You gotta eat the skin to be healthy.

Most people peel and throw all the nutrients away.

>> No.14939899

>>14939110
water when penismilk exists

>> No.14939921

Individual ingredients like vegetables and fruit aren't usually unhealthy, unless you're eating a shit ton.

Real answer: products marketed as keto or gluten-free versions of normal foods.

>> No.14940528

>>14939896
you're thinking of the seed. very few people remember to swallow the seed whole

>> No.14940556

>>14939110
why do they always put the wooden ball toy in them. can't they come up with something better?

>> No.14940561

>>14939853
wtf is this 5 ingredient arbitrary bullshit? if you're going to lean on shit like canned dough then nearly any recipe could be considered "5 ingredients", even really shitty cottage pie

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>> No.14941152

>>14939841
I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON

>> No.14941159

>>14940561
it's for mouth breathers who don't know what's in their pantry/fridge at any given moment and have an inferior mental capacity for remembering directions than a chimp

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>>14939895
what the actual flying fuck of all the shitty top view cooking videos this one takes the cake. what the fuck kind of cheese 'sauce' is that and just the cut out toast bits and why why why why what the fucking fuckkkkkkkkkkk