/ck/ - Food & Cooking

he's your sibling you dink he says it BECAUSE it pisses you off

>>14932724
Sounds like a well rounded beating would do him some good.

>>14932732
/tread

How old are you?

>>14932744
old enough

>>14932724
Start calling juice coffee and maybe he’ll realize how dumb he sounds

Ignore it and act as if he was saying coffee and it will lose the novelty.

>>14932749
to get preggers?

>>14932724
Call him a fucking faggot for mindlessly regurgitating shit he sees on the internet.
>>14932783
This. He probably sees that it annoys you so he does it to get a reaction. Just ignore him.

>>14932724
I have the same feelings towards people who call it cuppa joe. And even more hate towards people who call pizza, 'za

>>14932809
I'm gonna keep calling it 'za and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me :^)

>>14932749
Age is a number, dummy. Tell me.

>>14932809
I call it za and cuppa ironically

>>14932815
Old thing I I screenshotted back when 'za threads were spammed makes me laff

>>14932831
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>>14932827
Cuppa is fine, joe is the gay part. And saying za, even ironically makes you look like a soyboy. So if you dont mind presenting yourself as an insufferable super faggot, then by all means continue.

>>14932839
>chicago style autism

>>14932846
Cuppa is the annoying part.

This is a shit thread anyway so I'll see what I have in my old screenshots

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>>14932857
Cuppa makes sense, because you drink it out of a cup. Why the fucl would anyone call coffee, joe? It doesnt make sense. Should I start calling potatoes Simon? Have some mashed simon?

>>14932878
This is just stuff that made me laugh personally

>>14932899
I know it's not a laugh riot or stuff you would see in humor threads, but the appealing to me is seeing hostility and chan culture about cooking

>>14932893
Why are you still alive? Your very existence is an affront to God and nature itself.

>>14932903
These sort of posts are the lifeblood of /ck/ in my mind, and I genuinely think this is the best board on 4chan

>>14932724
Move out

>>14932908
I don't have too many on my phone unfortunately

>>14932914
Yes I think this is all I have on my phone have good day
>>14932724
OP grow a pair and call him a retard and then give him a hug

>>14932831
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>>14932923
What compels someone to share such personal sorrow with millions of strangers? Social media was a mistake.

>>14932809
It's actually called a cuppa mud

>>14932927
https://youtu.be/OVSHdwWzLo4

Watch this is you want to cry anon. :'^/

>>14932922
Thanks for the laughs anon, needed that

>>14932936
I'm nowhere near crying, it's just that certain things should be kept private.

>>14932923
At least he will have his internet points to console him.

>>14932953
Plen

bean juice is a lot more benign than nigger juice, or nigger sweat as some people also call coffee. Be glad he dont pick up THOSE expressions on the internet.

>>14932922
I saved this one that showed up recently. /ck/ is a good board

>>14932927
Wanting to talk to other people about sorrowful moments in life is perfectly healthy and normal. The problem lies in the replacement of a true social net with social media. Or they're ghouls that just want attention, aka a pity party.

>>14932936
An artist sharing their inspiration is different than social media pity parties.

>>14933009
I understand the need for someone to talk to, but millions of strangers to air your grief? Give me a break.

>>14932908
Kek

>>14932893
Cuppa makes sense FOR TEA, YOU DRINK COFFEE OUT OF A MUG, YOU CRETIN.

>>14932724
Who is this lovely young woman?

>>14933029
Like I said, the problem is people replacing an actual social net with social media.

>>14932724
Why is her hand so fucking massive?

>>14932724
Coffee isn't a bean, but a seed.

>>14932724
If you're a fag: Point out that it's not a juice. You get juice from squeezing fruit, you don't get anything from squeezing coffee beans because they're dried and roasted, there's no fluid in them.

If you're a real man: punch him in his stupid face whenever he says it so he associates pain with the stupid joke.

>>14933147
its a legume

>>14932724
He is wrong as Coffee is not a juice it is a tea. Thus Bean Tea.

>>14933205
Also wrong. Tea is an infusion, coffee is a decoction.

>>14933200
No. It's the seed frim the coffee berry.

>>14933211
If I put it in boiling/hot water it is tea.