/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14927009
killing animals is immoral

>>14927020
Growing soy is immoral and unethical.
Palm oil is immoral and unethical.
Big corp, imported fruits, nuts and vegetables are unethical and immoral.

>>14927020
Are you vegan?

how about you think of a more humane way then just letting them bleed to death

>>14927009
What are going to do with them OP? Some pate? Throwing them in the oven?

>>14927036
Im thinking about chopping their heads off.

>>14927044
These are older drakes. Most of them from an egg laying breed. Im going to freeze them and use them for soups and the like over the winter.

>>14927057
Never had duck soup but seems like it would be tasty, can you make stock with it?

This table is much dirtier than I remember .
>>14927068
Itll be new to me. Ive only roasted duck so far. They dont sell it around here.

are you the guy who killed that crippled duck?

Do they know what time it is when you bring out the traffic cone?

>>14927078
>officer, I saw him fleeing the scene of the crime in a red kids car!

>>14927068
>can you make stock with it?
Yes. and it's goddamn amazing.

>>14927124
Thanks that was I thought a soup/stew with that stock must be godly

>>14927020
>>14927032
>>14927033
shut up you dweebs

>14927139
Seethe and cope but you know what I said was true. That's why you resort to name calling

>>14927152
it's irrelevant to the situation

>>14927009
Will you kill the ones that quack or the ones that don't?

>>14927009
Gross. The duck psychopath trying to prove to himself he’s not a sick fuck again by posting his murdered ducks on ck again.

Get on with it OP

>>14927163
The ones that dont quack.
>>14927207
It takes awhile to get setup. Im in no hurry it no fun.

>>14927199

>>14927230
they avert their gaze, they know what's coming.
you're a real sick fuck OP

Got everything setup. I think Ill build a kit over the winter to make this easier to setup.

>>14927078
Ewww. Clean ur house you disgusting hillbilly

>>14927260
DO IT! CHOP ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF!

>>14927139
shut up dork

it's been a few hours and you still haven't killed any ducks yet.
go in there and twist their heads break the neck
you can have all of them dead in two minutes
put videos up or i'm going to CURSE this thread

>>14927275
The yard? Its flowers most of the year. Mid fall is not when it is at its best.

>>14927312
grab his head and twist him a couple times

>>14927312
Poor qwacky

duck is nice

>>14927340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRXqVss8aPo

>>14927357
are you putting them to sleep first OP

>>14927312
My ancestors smile at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

>>14927371
Before eating them? Yes, by ripping their heads off from their bodies.

>>14927020
I'd shoot you faggot

>>14927009
Oh look, it's the sick fuck who killed that poor duck with the bad leg. What the fuck is your problem you mentally ill faggot

>>14927020
Who gives a shit

>>14927547
>by ripping their heads off from their bodies
I'm waiting

Had some propane burner issue. Back to work.

>>14927570
me too OP's going slow as shit today. probably CHICKENED out

>>14927587
Finally getting it done.

Chopping does seem better. When I steal a new traffic cone Ill build my new kill cone with a cleaver in mind.

>>14927649
F

The water got to hot. Needs to be 150ish.

>>14927691
So are you dry aging the duck a bit before eating them?
I think I mentioned it a while ago and you did I think? Did it make a difference in your opinion or is it not noticeable?

>>14927230
they cute
but a man must eat

informative and real thread
will be monitoring

>>14927649
how can you chop?

>>14927649
>>14927630
Just break its neck you barbarian.

>>14927312
He looks like he's been bullied a lot by the others. Are you really going to bully him too OP?

>>14927649
Is he ok?

Pulling out all the little feathers takes a long long time.
>>14927710
It removed all hints of gameyness it the ducks. Im going to age them in the fridge for a few days then vacuum seal them and freeze.

>>14927871
rekt lmfao

You got to cut out the butt first.

>>14927630

This kills the duck

That's why I don't eat meat, because I know I wouldn't be able to harm another living being.

>>14927020
Reddit truly is a cesspit. Please go back there.

>>14928070

Same. I can't harm animals either. I still eat them though, when they're coming from the supermarket. The supermarket killed them and there's no blood on my hands.

Learn to captive bolt pistol.

>>14928070
I feel bad for a few days but I get over it. But I do eat a lot more eggs and less meat than I used to.

>>14927260
Looks comfy. Do you only have ducks or do you have chickens? Makes me wish I had a house like that with space to have a few chickens and grow vegetables

>>14928070
Most animals would probably eat us if they could.

>>14928113
Those are chickens in the background of the post you quoted.

>>14928102
I know someone who has chickens and they are very close to each other. If one were to disappear, the others would know immediately. Animals are much more aware than you think.

>>14928125
That's because most animals lack empathy and morality.

Duck Confit is yummy. Make that.

>>14927260
>>14927691
Fellow duck anon who just finished culling their excess drakes (same breeds, ages varied from 12 weeks to 18 weeks).
First of all you need a proper killing cone. They are 20 bucks at your nearest farm supply store. Second if you have a good, thick dead tree on your property you can screw it on there, your setup looks wobbly, but I could be wrong.

Third if your drakes are older than 8 weeks I would recommend the water being 155 (up to 160 if they are 18 weeks) and put them under for 90 seconds. I also use a board to slosh them around to make sure the soapy water penetrates their feathers.

Just wondering how you decapitate? Do you stun first? I hope you make sure to sharpen your hatchet before hand. We stun with a 2x4 on the back of the head. A couple times we actually killed them that way before even chopping their head off. Instant kill=no suffering

Finally, do you remove the skin on their feet? What do you use and what do you throw out?

>>14928180
W-why do you save the head?

>>14928195
Why waste?

>upside down traffic cone murder apparatus
gets me every time

>>14927020
Modern morality is an tool used to control the human livestock.
Obviously animals should be raised and slaughtered with respect to their welfare and empathy to the fact that they do in fact have a central nervous system and can feel pain and fear, but otherwise you are just a misanthrope and a virtue signaling hypocrite if you think it's bad to kill animals for food but it's okay for you to pay for human slavery as well as even animal slavery for things like coconuts.
Grow your own food or shut the fuck up. But please, Veganon, don't go to Hawaii to start your vegan homestead, natives don't want any more gentrifying crackers making the cost of living there EVEN MORE expensive and oppresive for them.
Oh, and don't go to California either, they are too water insecure from being the salad bowl of the United States.

Stick to Florida. But please don't support artificial fertilizers, Florida is slowly becoming a sinkhole due to the excessive mining for phosphorous.
Maybe you can have your veggie farm but also have a farm sanctuary for gimp poultry and use the feces as fertilizer.

>>14928197
What do you do with it?

>>14928195
For roasting and stewing, duh.

I'm a huge fan of nose to tail eating. This beautiful creature gave his life and I'm not going to waste him. I am grateful for what I have got. I even save the down feathers and pinfeathers for crafts and stuffing. The only thing I am composting is the butthole and intestines (though I might try to find a culinary use for them in the future)

>>14928246
It didn't give it's life, you took it.

>>14928246
Mmm, I wonder what culinary achievements can come from the buttholes?

>>14928253
Changes nothing

>>14927649
Do not post gore on a blue board you sick bastard.

>>14927230
"master has come for another tribute, warn the others"

>>14928225
>Modern morality is an tool used to control the human livestock.
>human livestock.
Whatever made you human is currently not in you at the moment.

based duck slayer anon

>>14928246
How do you prep giblets? I know gizzards are good for frying and liver good for fish bait but what about stuff like the brain, heart, etc

>>14928140
Well I catch them raping each other and they kill whoever is the weakest. Theyll get over it very quickly.
Anyhow Irregardless of if I wanted them. There are to many males theyll rape, kill all the females then theyll do it to each other. So some gotta go. Not fun but I eat meat and eggs. Gotta do it.

>>14928410
>Irregardless
Inbred, meat-eating brain at work, folks.

>>14928246
>>14928410
Do you buy your feed or grow it?
>>14928417
Nobody cares, bad b8

>>14927649
look at that expression. he knows and has come to terms with it.

do you just nail him with a cleaver like decapitating a ronin with your hanzo steel? are there lots of nasty entrails in prepping fowl? i considered getting chickens at some point in life but handling raw chicken is nasty enough to me, I don't think I have what it takes to kill and eat a chicken. I just want the eggs but I also don't want a bunch of aging chickens dying uselessly after a few years. i dont eat a lot of meat in general

>>14928410
>>14928140
ducks are assholes though and don't cope well with captivity like chickens do, or so i've read. ducks are plenty clever but are proably thinking "hahahahahha yes die retard!!" when they see one get put into the Kill Kone

Why doesn't OP build a duck guillotine. It would be a lot more entertaining. you could even try to incorporate a drawing of lots amongst the ducks.

>>14928293
What made me human is my DNA. Last time I checked it was still there. Maybe there is something wrong with you if you are so content with being controlled by an ever increasing oppressive oligarchichy dictating your every thought and decision but idk. If that's what is considered normal then count me out.

>>14928253
True, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm going to honor the life I took by using every last bit of the vessel it's soul left behind.

>>14928263
Idk, you could probably fry them, they are mostly just skin and fat. Just make sure to thoroughly wash them beforehand. It's a tiny bit of skin attached to the intestines. If I had hogs they would definitely be going to them.

>>14928396
Hearts are excellent for grilling/frying after marinating. I actually prefer to roast and stew the tough gizzards to get them to be fork tender. Ducks are amazing as a whole for slow cooking. So delicious and flavorful. Much better than supermarket chicken, which in my opinion tastes like cardboard.

Liver is best prepared like any other liver. Unless you gavage the duck, which I wouldn't do since it seems cruel. Though there are breeds that apparently will gavage themselves.

I also plan to cook my lungs like I do my liver, you usually don't get lungs, probably because they are fragile and difficult to remove, and if I was a person who raised poultry "conventionally" I wouldn't feel comfortable selling lung since the animals live in areas with low air quality. But since my ducks are raised outdoors I am more than happy to fry up their carefully removed lungs.

As for the brain, I plan to just cook them inside the skull. I haven't tried duck head before but I ultimately plan to prepare them like the feet and skinless necks. Dry the skin, roast with some melted duck fat on top, then stew in my homemade vegetable broth.
All my "offals" have been organized into separate containers depending on how I want them prepared.

>>14928433
Both. I only just started with ducks (this is my first year with livestock) They get feed that is grown on the farm as well as feed I buy, I also feed them tons of greens from my garden as well as the excess forage they get from their pasture. I also had a neighbor who has a pond who had excess duckweed since the wild ducks didn't show up at his pond this year, so my ducks had a field day with that. They also were wonderful pest control. They loved the Japanese Beetles that tried to eat my hazelnuts, as well as tomato hornworms and cabbage worms. Good ducks. Honestly they don't eat much feed now that they are grown. They will eat half a gallon of feed a day, but aren't too interested in it.

In the future I plan to grow even more feed for them. The ducks love alfalfa and it is easy to grow so there will be a lot of that as well as corn, millet, wheat, etc. I have tons of land and I keep reading about different ways to feed poultry. I am particularly interested in people who 100% compost feed their chickens. That seems nifty.

>>14927550
do amerifats really?

>>14928540
They do, they shit eachother alot

>>14928540
They do, they shoot eachother alot

>>14928540
Hey do, they shoot each other a lot

>>14928180
I hold their head down and swing at the neck. Im winging this.
I throw all the guts into the chicken coop. I throw the head away with the feathers. Havent decided what to do with the feed. Im leaving them on for now.

>>14927020
Why?

>>14928440
Not op but second duck anon.
I thought it would be hard to process ducks, as I had never gutted an animal before, but honestly, after the first couple times I found it... enjoyable? Like I got a sense of pride cleaning out and organizing the guts and leaving the bird nice and clean on the inside. It's gross to watch on video, but irl it's not bad. Once you know what you are doing and are nice and careful you realize it's more of an art. Idk, I think people (especially industrialized westerners) are way too separated from their food, it's a real shame. We have been taught that nature is dirty and we should sterilize everything.

Ducks are less assholey than chickens imo, and both handle captivity the same (though it depends on the breed I guess) the drakes, like roosters will beat each other up and harm females if there are too many. Honestly, based on my experience, you can't really trust what anyone says on livestock unless you raise them yourself. I love my ducks, sure I kill the excess males, but that doesn't change that it brings me joy to care for them and have them in my life. Vegans won't understand because vegans are so afraid of death and suffering that they want nothing to do with animals.

>>14927795
>identifies with prey animals
typical

>>14928600
If they are anything like chicken feet (which I eat) you should remove the skin after scalding, then wash the feet when you are ready to use them, cut the nails off (optional), dry them, roast them with oil and salt and pepper, high heat short period of time, then stew in broth. They will be so tender and delicious they will fall off the bone like pic related.

The feet are my absolute favorite part of the bird. They are so underrated.

I would stun first with a 2 by four. I just don't want the bird to feel their head being cut off, because sometimes it takes more than one chop. Also sometimes stunning will kill the bird so they really don't feel their head be cut off.

>>14928643
So I wack them in the head using to 2x4 as a stick?

>>14928652
Just use a katana, OP.

>>14928652
yeah something like pic related. Hit them on the back of the head. You want them to get really tense afterwards at first then they will go limp. If you kill them they will tense, go limp, then go into their death spasms (you know what I'm talking about). The duck shouldn't make any sounds. If you successfully stun them on the first hit, hold the beak to the board afterwards and then decapitate. If the duck doesn't seem stunned hit them again. It kind sucks but for me if I have to hit them potentially more than once with the hatchet to remove the head I'd rather they be unconscious.

>>14928624
what breed(s) of ducks do you have and roughly how many eggs do they give you?

>>14928695
I have pekins (3) and khaki campbells (13).
No eggs yet, they are going to start laying next month, and will be at their peak (one egg a day) in February. Their current job is to fertilize land. I already culled the excess males (originally had 35)

>>14928246
Nice looking ducks OP
>>14928253
What do you think existence is, dumbfuck?

>>14928281

Actually this changes everything. Should I unpack for you? Anyone else interested?

What are duck eggs like in comparison to chicken eggs?

>>14927630
can somebody make a "if only you knew how bad things are" edit of this?

>>14928736
This pic is peak comfy

>>14928783
Unpack what? Are you going to actually explain why you are a weak little faggot who is scared of life and death?

>>14928824

>>14928468

>>14928840
Ty. I want my ducks to have the best lives I can give them. Vegans think because I eat meat I am pro factory farming but desu if the animals life isn't peak aesthetic then the meat isn't gonna be peak flavor. The ducks serve a purpose alive as well as dead, they are excellent fertilizer's, their coop and pasture are always moving (except this winter the pasture will be stationary so they prep the soil for my garden expansion)

This is a weird day, it usually doesn't snow until next month, but I will be getting extra cozy, gathering my last veggies from my garden, and making my homemade fermented oat biscuits, maybe homemade hot cocoa for dessert tonight. Yesterday I made some bomb ass baked apples.

>>14928902
kek. thanks anon

>>14928916
>homemade fermented oat biscuits,

Recipe please

>>14928916
i have nothing wrong with your lifestyle but
>aesthetic
stop using this word this way you /pol/ reject, read a fucking book sometime, something that isnt shilled by Age of Kings, for the love of god

>>14928953
Shut the fuck up your contrarian faggot. You know what the modern meaning of the word is now that it's been popularized (and it hasn't been popularized by pol either you moron, go outside for once) so stop being a pedant

I got four ducks in my fridge. Ill have to try to finish the rest tomorrow.

>>14928991
do the others notice when you slaughter one?

>>14928953

Is the /pol/ here in the room with us? Right now?

>>14928987
Only chanbabies who saw the word for the first time on 4chan use it that way. I've known the word for as long as I can remember. I guess I learned it when I was six. I know the correct way to use it, and that's the only way I will ever use it. Now, if you want to evoke meaning with your word usage, it is highly recommended that you do likewise.

>>14928996
Ive done it in front of them. They didnt do anything. They treat me the same.

>>14928999
/pol/ is everywhere you want to be

>>14929037
Is that your house on the right?

>>14929029

I wanted to argue with you, but i cant since youre factually correct. So instead im just going to call you a massive fucking faggot and move on with my day.

>>14929052
t. Peta

>>14929037
I remember that image, you fed the ducks peas right?

>>14928902

>>14929063
? If i was trying to find where he lives that wouldnt help at all. I was just hoping that he lives in that absolute shack

>>14928991
Burn your shit pile already, it's an eyesore.

>>14928991
Do you have a well?

>>14928953
What is ace of kings?
Latley I mostly read books on regenerative ag. Like Dirt to Soil and One Straw Revolution. I wanna read some Sir Albert Howard.

>>14928952
I really should save this recipie.
330 grams flour
12 grams baking powder (can use soda)
3 grams salt
60 grams sugar
Mix dry ingredients.
90 grams cold (not frozen) butter, cut into 1/4 inch cubes
mix butter in with dry mix, breaking the butter up until the pieces are pea sized
240 grams fermented oats (I add oats in a jar, fill with water, cover, and let rest for 3-10 days, making sure to stir if the oats rise to the top, then I cook the oats and water until it becomes porridge and save them in the fridge)
add 100 grams milk, fold until just combined (don't overmix or you can lose flakiness)
On a floured surface place and roll out dough until 1 inch thick. Then cut dough out, pressing straight in and out and not twisting (or will lose flakiness).
Grease a pyrex pan or a cast iron skillet. I use peanut oil but use whatever you want. and place in biscuits, I like them nice and snug, but thats just preference.
Brush tops with a beaten egg (optional, but I like it for a golden top)
In a 325-360 oven (depending on how hot your oven is) bake for 10-15 minutes. I like to check every 7 mins.
When browned, take out and cool. Enjoy with butter, honey, and/or homemade jam.

>>14928180
there's ducks on the dawn bottle "50% less scrubbing"
were they talking about removing the feathers
dear god
>dawn is based

>>14929143
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED IT

>>14928180
How do you get you ducks so clean. I give up after awhile. So many littl feathers and hairs. Why does a bird have hairs?!

>>14927230
looks like ducks live a pretty gud life otherwise, i'm a midwestern anon thats always been in a city but desire farm life. would be tough to kill a duck but i'd rather do that then shitty mass production of them.

>>14928246
based and pls post more comfy livestock (alive if possible)

>>14929297
Proper scalding temp is KEY. But I also take my time. Sometimes up to 2 hours per bird. I could cut the time down if I had a plucking machine or duck wax but I just relax, put on an audiobook, get some tweezers, and get to work. I take pride in a clean duck. I even pluck the head. The fine hairs don't bother me too much as they tend to not be visible in the final presentation. But I think also there are sweet spots as to when to slaughter. But idk, it's also luck of the draw, some ducks come out cleaner than others. Sometimes I think they also come out clean due to a very low stress life. Lots of outdoor space and they are individually taken from pasture and slaughtered on their one bad day.
>>14929390
Here u go. All the ducks pictured here (and in the other snowy pics) are not going to be slaughtered. The remaining males live as gigachads with 4.5 thirsty females per male harem.

>>14928991
do you live in northern new england?

>>14929786
Somewhere in maine.

Im keeping this board alive whether you like it or not

>>14927238
zippy burn, faggot.

>>14927649
fucking bastard

>>14928246
>gave his life
He had no say in the matter, cunt.

>>14928078
>NOOOOO YOU STILL FINANCIALLY SUPPORT-
bitch i steal

super interesting thread, thank you duckfriends. and op thank you for the biscuit recipe, im absolutely making them.

>>14927020
Learn to accept that your nature as a man is to do immoral deeds. Do not feel guilt for you sins, but rejoice in the glory of your capacity for evil

>>14927084
I was thinking the same thing when I saw their outdoor setup.

>>14931207
how is butchering a duck immoral?

>>14930792
that's a goose

>>14927312
This is sad

>>14928800

I don't own ducks but I've gotten some from a family friend. They're pretty much the same, I think the shell is a little harder and they were pretty dirty when I got them. But taste wise there's not much of a difference, maybe the duck eggs had a more meatier/greasy taste? I don't know how to explain it. They didn't taste bad just a little different.

>>14928052
I gotta ask why are you using gloves? I only use gloves for the primary plucking, and even then only when the duck is hot from scalding.
Also you still have pinfeathers on the duck? The duck should be clean before gutting.

>>14927009

the way you put whatever you want wherever you want really fucks with my perfectionism. I'm sure you're a cool guy, but god damn. Sort this.

OP is baste, but he didnt have the fuckers facing Mecca when he slit their throat, so absolutely haram, Allah be praised

This thread has reminded me how pathetic and lacking in masculinity I am.

>>14927009
Very interesting as always, OP.
I bet those ducks are delicious

Good thread OP
All the cucks ITT forget that when you farm animals you not only take their lives but give them life as well

imagine this thread but with a dog purely reared for food.

I think there would be a lot of hypocrisy and soy outrage.

Here: home made plucker.

https://youtu.be/SYclRmo2vyc

>>14928902

>>14928282
>Showing how duck is made is gore
Wouldn't last innawoods confirmed

>>14931628
Not really, the OP wouldn't know english so it'd be pointless to yell at him

>>14931628
Nah, I saw a post like that once on here. They were asking how they would raise a dog for food. I gave them details as to how to do it, what conditions to raise the dogs in, what kind of dog to select which would be best for meat, and what age and method to slaughter.

If anything vegans are the hypocrites since they don't care if animals deemed as "pests" are killed for their food. They think the holodomor of wildlife can be dismissed as "accidental and unintentional deaths". Then immediately try to shift the blame onto livestock yet again for eating DDGS and oil cakes, among other waste products.

>>14927009
i was gonna mention this but it looks like im late to the party

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pressed_duck
>First, a duck (preferably young and plump[4]) is asphyxiated to retain the blood. The duck is then partially roasted. Its liver is ground and seasoned, then the legs and breast are removed.
>A cook preparing a Rouennaise duck during a competition.
The remaining carcass (including other meat, bones, and skin) is then put in a specially-designed press, similar to a wine press. Pressure is then applied to extract duck blood and other juices from the carcass. The extract is thickened and flavoured with the duck's liver, butter, and cognac, and then combined with the breast to finish cooking.

>>14928800
yolks a little richer, not much difference. shells are thicker, too.

>>14929829
nice, thought so. environs looked familiar.
i'm in NH
comfy times of year we've got

>>14927649
>When I steal a new traffic cone

>>14928070
No one cares.

i think that vegans would be far more effective at recruiting people to their cause if they were to take an approach similar to the pacifists / Christian anarchists a la Tolstoy
just be vegan, don't really talk about it, maybe if someone asks directly, but nothing unsolicited
it would seem far more noble and earnest

>>14927630
What is going through the duck's mind at this EXACT moment?

>>14933365
I thought long and hard about this.
I came to the conclusion that they think something along the lines of something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfKKradwJ-o&ab_channel=NintegaDario%5BNicolasRusGranola%5D

>>14929037
Why is the propane tank hooked up to the duck's head?

>>14929037
I should commission a hentai artist to draw a human version of this crazy duck execution station.

>>14928246
I respect someone who fully uses the bodies of animals he kills instead of being wasteful. If there was any person who shouldn't be hounded about killing animals it should be someone who atleast respects them enough to use their whole body instead of being wasteful, rather on an industrial or personal scale.

>>14933868
I just feed animal leftovers to a stray cat.
If the cat don't want to eat it the crows will.

>>14927139
You sound low in iron lmao

>>14927158
>I'M HERE TO POLITICALLY GRANDSTAND AND FEEL SUPERIOR
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T POINT OUT THAT I'M NOT A BETTER PERSON BECAUSE I DON'T EAT MEAT
shut up faggot

>>14931359
That's a duck.
Specifically this duck --> >>14928180

Same breed of duck in pic related

>>14931207

>>14927357
Whats that?
Why did you put them in the box before slaughtering? How many did you slaughter that day?

>>14933868
desu it's because I discovered how delicious chicken feet were that I wanna eat all parts of the animal. I was taken to a dim sum place and got chicken feet and now I just wanna eat all the parts deemed as "junk" by the boneless skinless unseasoned chicken breast eating crackers. The first bite was scary but desu the feet are probably cleaner than most of the bird, as there is a skin on poultry feet that you remove after scalding, so none of the foot you eat ever even touches the ground while the bird is alive.

As for the head I was originally going to roast and stew but holy shit I saw some braised duck heads on youtube and my mouth is watering.

>>14934337
it looks so comfy
sleep tight ducko

>>14929829
How do you prevent the ducks from freezing to death

>>14928246
Lay off on the gratitude horseshit.

>>14927020
You mean you eat them alive?! You sick fuck!
>>14934695
You need to do this sort of thing nowadays to vainly appease the social media moralists who get offended at everything.

>>14933430
Lmao

>>14927078
Oh hey, I recognise that coop from another thread

>>14927020
What good is morality if it's not grounded in a relationship with God? If you are a Godless degenerate and unironically believe in evolution then survival of the fittest dictates that killing animals is perfectly just and simply nature running it's course. You vegans make no sense.

>>14928246
This I respect

>>14934877
cringe, back to /his/

Have you guys tried wild duck/goose? How does it compare? I just tried roasting a canada goose and find it's kind of mediocre for the effort it takes. I think next time I will try removing the breasts altogether and doing them in a slow cooker

>>14934937
Venison, duck, rabbit and goose are all chewier, gamey and dry.
They are only good for the novelty, traditional domestic animals taste better than wild animals, especially if you eat a lot of meat in a single sitting.

>>14927009
Post pictures of a duck raping another duck

>haven't had duck in more than a year
Starting to really miss it bros

>>14934598
LOL
>>14934695
No can do. I am grateful for these ducks lives and deaths. When I got these ducks as babies I felt so happy and safe I couldn't stop crying. I didn't sleep the first night they were here because I was so worried about them not being comfortable or getting hurt. I put so much time and effort into my cute ducks, more than most people put into their pets (I am coming from a place of experience as I used to work in pet care). Everything was carefully arranged for them to live the best life, and seeing them experience visible joy, like seeing them on their first day out on pasture and their first swims, meant the world to me. If our roles were switched I would happily give my life to these ducks.

Sure, I killed some of them, but it doesn't change the fact that the relationship I had with them was special. I cant wait until they start breeding, I am getting an incubator and I can't wait for the next generation so I can do this again next spring.

>>14935017
My ducks don't rape. I think they mostly rape in the wild, I've seen ducks rape in the wild but my female ducks are fucking skanks.

In pic related, you can see a duck on top of a white duck.
The duck on top of the white duck is a female, the white duck is a male, and if you look closely, you can see that he is on top of another duck (female)
My females will also mount and attempt to mate with eachother, like dyke ducks.

>>14935120
>>14935017

Whoops forgot the pic!

If I capture and eat ducks from parks, can boomers who feed them bread call the cops on me?

>>14928902
lmao

>>14935120
>>14935131
Now this...this I can get off to

>>14928282
There's another thread up right now with a dude skinning a fucking rabbit.

>>14928624
>Vegans won't understand because vegans are so afraid of death and suffering that they want nothing to do with animals.
very good wisdom
veganism is anti-life, it's born from an arrogant but unfounded detachment from reality

>>14928282
why is posting burgers and steaks not gore but showing the process of how it's made gore? maybe this says something about you???

>>14931515
Theyre drakes from april. Theyre going to be soup, stew, or stock. They dont need to be pretty. On the glove end. I had some cuts better safe than sorry.

>>14935436
tru on the cut hand bit.
Though I think instead of stewing my campbells I'm gonna try this recipie and halving the ingredinets.
https://thewoksoflife.com/roasted-braised-duck/

>>14935436
why do farms always have to look like google images of trailer trash?
Can't you guys make a proper fence and clean up a bit?

>>14935509
you may have autism

I never knew there were so many whiny autists on this board who seriously have a problem with learning where the meat comes from.
Good thread, OP.

>>14927020
>guaranteed replies

Where did you get all the ducks from?

>>14934337
no that's a gander

>>14935013
Fair enough but I've been hunting ducks/geese and have more frozen. I like them but I want to explore better cooking options

>>14935600
Gotta collect those (you)'s. It's like a fucking drug.

>>14928537
the bottom right duck looks like an albino bodybuilder ready to dip a chip.

>>14935642
...
It's a duck.

>>14935829
keep schooling these faggots brother

>>14935509
It looks like this guy is in the middle of building shit. You know? that thing you don't do... having a life outside the internet?

I want to make this duck head recipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uv94y6tVlY&ab_channel=NaturalLifeTV

>>14935829
look at your photo it's clearly a goose

>>14935870
I’d rather skip the duck head and just have them sit on my face one at a time

>>14929037
That was a good thread, thanks for posting anon.

>>14931207
That’s a weird stance given man invented morality

>>14935151
Yeah, that’s why you gotta do it at night.

>>14935884

>>14935982
how is goose bait? maybe goose liver

>>14927649
is he okay?

>>14936493
judging by OP's pencil dick shadow I think probably not

based thread

>>14935067
Wholesome anon. Ignore the city slickers.

What other dishes go with Duck Confit? I'm having it for dinner.

>>14927816
all of his troubles are now over

>>14927649
Did he died?

>>14935151
Depends on your ethnicity.

>>14937613
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682814/amp/Man-filmed-taking-duck-Sydney-park.html

>>14935017
>that image
this board is so fucking funny sometimes

>>14927649
>merely pretending

>>14928180
>getting smacked in the domer with a piece of wood is instant death
why are hunterfaggots always shilling shit like this?
>yeah man, we stub their toe before we slit their throat, that knocks em right out

>>14940949
your head's got brain meat in

>>14941001
>your head's got brain meat in
anon did your brain meat get thwacked before you finished your post????? Anon are you Ok? Do you see any traffic cones? STAY AWAY FROM THE CONES

>>14940949
If you hit them hard enough in the back of the head it will literally dislocate their neck. I've had ducks go into death spasms before decapitation.
Either way it's a quick death. Much better than being bled out while fully conscious imo.

I mean, if you were going to slaughter an animal, how would you do it?

>>14942208
captive bolt pistol like is the universal practice for anyone who isn't a fudd, a jew, or a mudslime.

>>14942226
>>14942208

>cone
>.22 LR to the back of the head

simple as

>>14942208
just toss it in boiling water.

>>14942226
>>14942234
I use a cone. I'm not traffic cone anon, I use a proper killing cone.
I seriously considered getting a captive bolt for the ducks, but I would need a special bolt gun for poultry in order to not damage the skull. These fuckers are like 300+ bucks, each cartage costs money and do the same god damn thing as a good whack with a 2 by 4.

When I get larger animals I will be using either a gun or a captive bolt, but for a little animal it just doesn't make sense on my scale. Have you even ever slaughtered an animal?

>>14942270
>it cost money
So does a cage and feeding ducks. Maybe you shouldn't be a poorfag before deciding to raise animals.

>>14927068
Duck soups are excellent. I made French onion last week using duck broth as a base and it tastes great.

>>14942275
Maybe I don't raise my ducks to anyone else's standards but my own?
I mean, sure, I could eat conventionally raised poultry like you, but did that bird get a good death? Did they use a poultry captive bolt? Nope. Sometimes they get electrocuted and sometimes it works, but when you kill 100k birds a day you really cant garuntee anything before the knife.

If you don't like how I slaughter my ducks, well... they aren't for sale anyways.

>>14942270

i would just shoot them; why can't you put them in the cone and just shoot them in the back of the head

>>14942326
Ammo is expensive and hard to come by these days. Not that you would know.

>>14942326
What this guy said
>>14942329
And I eat the heads and I don't want to ruin the ducks head by blowing a big lead hole through it. I know you probably don't think about things but when I slaughter my duck my intention is to use every last bit.

>>14942329

22lr is cheap and plentiful, less than $0.20 per round. how fucking poor are you?

>>14942351

>you can't use the head for stock after shooting it

idk, im not buyin what youre sellin here amigo

>>14942367
20 cpr for .22 is a fucking ridiculous price

>>14942376

i agree; my point is that even when it's stupid expensive it's still really cheap. $20 and you can shoot 100 ducks.

>>14934337
i feel bad for laughing at this pic

>>14928624
sounds nice to have some chickens and shit but i have such a hard time kweping my own place clean, I can't imagine having to look after animals and not giving myself some kind of fucked up illness because I can't look after them properly. what do you do for money anon?

>>14927630
>killing the black one
based

>>14928600
How long does it usually take to get your ducks in a row?

>>14927009
based and duckpilled, OP. I read somewhere that steaming the duck for 10-15 minutes before roasting was key to crispy skin on Peking duck

>>14928492
are you trying to make me hungry, or bored?
either way, it's very cruel of you.

>>14931921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY5hkVRdiHQ&ab_channel=BillyO%27Reilly

>>14928246
You can definitely do something with the intestines.

>>14942510
I do all sorts of stuff for money. I'm self employed but I have considered working part time in a small meat packing plant. But due to covid I might avoid that.

If you don't have the space maybe you shouldn't have animals. I'm a big fan of well designed mobile coops and lightweight electric fencing that you move around your property. This makes sure that there really isnt much to clean other than their food troughs and waterers daily. I haven't needed to clean their newest coop since we set it up. We move it to a new spot daily. It's very lightweight and rigged so we attach straps and carry it where we need it.

But in winter the coop will not be moving and instead of clean fresh grass we are going to have a deep bedding system.

>>14942371
If you wanna shoot ducks be my guest.
>>14942367
20 cents is cheap until you consider my long term plan is to kill 2,000 a year when I finally am ready to sell. But idk. You probably are some office goon or something who just pisses money away and contributes to our ultimate loss of raw materials. I don't like wasting shit, and I definitely wouldn't waste anything for a sodomite troll on 4 chan.

>>14943614
What would you do with them? I'm genuinely curious.

>>14944162
How can I buy one of your ducks to eat?

>>14944186
Currently my ducks are not for sale since I'm just starting out. Eventually I will have a site, but you'll probably have to come to me in person to buy. There are a lot of certifications I need in order to sell duck meat even if its directly off the farm. But I will be able to sell baked goods and other value added products made with my duck eggs.

>>14944196
When will you post a recipe with one of your ducks?

>>14928902
Based

>>14944204
I have posted recipies on here before.
Mostly with the carcass I have been stuffing with apples and laying the duck on a bed of tubers from my garden, roasting, removing the crispy skin and rendering the skin for fat (and eating the duck cracklings), and then stewing. I have become more and more interested in braising. Something like this: https://thewoksoflife.com/roasted-braised-duck/

>>14927871
>feathers
That's why I built one of those poultry pluckers with all the rubber fingers inside of an old washing machine tub. You can throw three chickens, a couple of ducks, or a turkey in there and it's defeathered in 30 seconds or less.

>>14928070
>>14928070
Plants are living

>>14928492
something like a White CAstle chicken ring

>>14944448
based

Anons, I'm thinking fuck the turkeypills and spatchcock and smoke the fuckers, are you your grandma?

>>14944448
Im no sure if I want to invest in one of those next year or a cideq press.

Some farmer anon here said this about killing his animals, yes it sucks bit he makes sure that they get the best live possible and that it's over quickly.
It still beats being raised in a mega farm or hunted with a shotgun.

>>14934875
It's coupe you dip.

>>14949449
>>>/o/

>>14928643
Shit I have those same plates.

>>14947593
Smoked spatchcocked turkey is better than any other variant. My personal favorite brine is to use a pastrami brine.

Quack.

>>14949735
I dry brine mine for at least half a day with brown sugar and salt. I smoke turkeys all summer. Bulk up on them during thanksgiving when theyre really cheap.

>>14935067
you seem to be mentally ill

>>14950641
Everyone who uses this website is mentally ill you goon.

>>14944162
man that was an interesting thread anon thanks

>>14934337

>>14950647
Speak for yourself spazzy. Have you been to facebook or reddit?

>>14951232
>points to other sites that are also full of retards.
Yes, multiple bodies of water can be wet. Doesn't change the fact that the ocean isn't dry.

>>14951347
have you ever been to the salt flats?

>>14951407
I have, I drove through them. Whats your point?

>>14951448
that are are a mental midget

>>14928902
Kek

>>14951468
No seriously what do the salt flats have to do with you being an autist?

>>14951615
if you have to ask that question you deserve to be the four-legged cum dumpster you've grown up to be

>>14951698
if you can't answer then it's probably because you are too retarded to understand your own mental shortcomings

>>14951736
come at me when can you come up with something other than "NO U"? for now suck my dick faggot

>>14951742
I don't think you deserve anything better bruh.

P.S you need to be 18 to use this site.

>Thread about killing ducks
>goes to look
>it's 1090000897 posts long and it's mostly just 2 retards fighting.

When is this thread gonna die?

Of course the person who unironically says "irregardless" is a retard of the next order.

>>14951967
Quack.

>>14952071
boohoo veggie

>>14951963
this anon gets it

>>14951742
i dont think he does

>>14951736
dummy aye?

>>14951698
huh?

>>14951615
>he dos,etn no

>>14951468
what?

>>14951448
you schizo af aint you

>>14951407
lol where is this going

>>14951347
uh?

>>14951232
that is a retarded

>>14950647
no

>>14950641
you seem peeved

>>14935067
:3

>>14952295
seems obvious he's saying you live on four legs and get your ass pumped full of cum all day

>>14951963
bruh you are my little bitch you think you can just be a queen without an ounce of wit or originality...stop repeating my insults and grow some balls faggot

>>14952265
also don't respond to yourself it's always obvious and lame as fuck

>>14952301
that's where we take newfags like you, hold them spread eagle in the moonlit night, and take turns filling them with 4chan wisdom

>>14952360
>>14952373
>>14952376
lol thread go down now clueless tryhard