/ck/ - Food & Cooking

$4 Red wine.
$5 kg fresh mussels.
$2 good bread.
$1canned tomatos
$1pasta

>>14925535
12 pc chicken bucket from popeyes with a side of cajun rice

$.79 for a box of pasta
$.50 for a clove of garlic
$3 for hot Italian sausage
$.80 for a can of tomato paste
$13 for a bottle of booze

>>14925559
>implying you can make a proper sauce with just tomato paste

>>14925535
$5 12 pack of coca cola
$5 Scratcher
$5 Scratcher
$5 Scratcher
Might buy more scratchers if I win anything.

>>14925593
Yeah I would do the same

>>14925535
>$2 for a box of 12 instant ramen
>$2 for a dozen eggs
>$1 for green onion
>$4 for two cartons of beef broth.
>$2 bottle of chili oil
>$9 on a bottle of wine

I've just bought enough food for the next two weeks.

>>14925554
quik mafs

$12 handle of vodka, $8 burger

>>14925535
Canadian so spend $15 two chicken breasts and a bag of carrots. Cook the chicken in the sunlight because can't afford bills and eat it over the next 4 weeks

$3 on a bottle of cocoa soylent
$15 for a male prostitute to cum in my ass

>>14925535
$6 pack of chicken leg quarters
$5 bacon
$3 butter
$3 cabbage
$2 two dozen eggs
$1 several bulbs of garlic

Two meals a day for a week.

>>14925535
4 chicken breasts 20$
yeah i'm from b.c canada cant you tell

>>14925593
>poverty, the post

>>14925593
>this is who you share a board with

>>14925605
That won't last 2 weeks, faggot

>>14925535
eggs $4
brats $6
potatoes $3
broccoli $3
buns $4

>>14928490
>>14928509
The 12 pack of coca cola has enough calories to survive for over a week, and the scratchers could improve my budget exponentially.

>>14925535
I would buy potatoes, rutabaga, parsnip, celeriac, beef knuckle, bayleafs, carrots, red cooking wine, tomato paste, mushrooms and a packet of bacon.

I will be tight, really tight but lets assume i already have salt, black pepper, bouillon cubes, yellow onions and garlic.

Then its possible to make:

- Meat stew (broth)
- Beef Burgundy

With a a lot of portions of both going into the fridge or freezer :D

>>14928620
12 cans of coke in 7 days is 312 calories per day

>>14925535
2 lbs of scallops

Do I need to account for oil and butter and a pan to cook them in

I'd buy a cup of my favorite instant ramen, and a bag of pork dumplings/gyoza. Then I'd spend the rest on alcohol.

>>14925535
Ribeye and 2 4-packs

>>14926191
>$5 bacon
Nigger where

>>14928635
Yes you’re a shipwrecked sailor who washed up in florida. You have access to sticks for a fire and hose water

>>14928758
Can I scavenge for resources as a bonus action

>>14925535
WOW 10 BUCKS A MEAL? THANKS MR ROCKEFELLER

>>14928766
You find a half empty jar of Old Bay seasoning and some Dawn dish soap

Hit the gas station and get a pack of black american spirits and an ounce of kratom
>>14928594
Are you eating 50 eggs in a day?

>>14928635
>>14928758
>>14928766
>>14928777
this is getting interesting

>>14928777
>dawn dish soap
So cilantro?

>>14925535
$4 for 2 1L Fosters
$12 for a pork or beef roast
$3 for 2 slices of the preboxed sheet cakes
$1 for charity fund

>>14928777
Ok. I purchase 2lbs of scallops and disinfect with dawn (curing it) then wipe that off and add a sprinkle of old Bay

I also leave the dawn out in the sun to ferment

>>14925559
>$3 for hot Italian sausage

>>14925535
Two five dollar footlongs and a nug of weed

$1 for a loaf of bread
$1.29 can of deenz
$2.49 can of soup

$13 six pack

>>14925535
$7 rotisserie chicken
$4 loaf of rye bread
$1.50 for 1/4 pound of thick cut American cheese
$1 large pickle
$2 brown mustard
$2.50 for 2 lbs of radishes

>>14925535
$1 of pasta shells
$2 of cheese
$4 of pasta sauce
$9 for a bottle of scrumpy
$4 for 2 cans of Asahi super dry

Enough pasta to feed me for 3 days and enough alcohol to keep me buzzed for 2 days.

>>14925593
>$5 12pack of coke
i fucking wish

>>14925535
wheat tortillas, a single bottle of beer, shredded Mexican cheese blend, a pound of chicken, spice packet, an onion, a bell pepper
slice the chicken up and marinade it in beer/spice packet, make chicken quesedias

used to stretch ~20 of ingredients to last 3 or 4 days in college

>>14925554
Inspired

$5 white wine
$5 kg fresh mussels, mr metric
$1 potatoes
$.50 parsley
$.50 onion
$1 pate
$1 cornichons
$1 baguette
$5 red wine


Butter from the pantry obviously

>>14928814
The fermentation attracts two alligators, one is wearing an apron that says “I like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled.” The other has a pack of kerry gold butter on its back

>>14925535
A bottle of peaty Scotch.
Starve.

I buy a lot of sashimi and just eat that for both meals

>>14929804
Based and boozepilled

>>14929692
I shake old bay in their eyes.

>>14925535
2 pounds of mussels and crab cakes

>>14925583
>implying you can't
seeth more tranny

>>14925535
1kb chicken breast or thigh, boneless.
1 loaf of bread or some wraps
bit of mayo
lettuce or spinach leaves
some cheese
some ice cream
done.

>>14928718
I like Harris Teeter store brand bacon. Usually $5/lb. Sometimes $4, sometimes up to $5.50. Try it out if you're in the mid-atlantic.

>>14925535
2 cheese pizzas from Costco

>>14925554
>>14925559
>>14925605
>>14925819
>>14928683
>>14928807
Man, what the fuck is up with alcohol being so expensive, and why are you guys so willing to pay out the ass for it? I don't really get drunk the same way others get drunk, so alcohol doesn't really mean anything to me, but I wish it kind of did so I could see what all the fuss is about.

>>14930806
The old bay desiccates their skin, and the sun roasts them on the spot.

The one with butter on its back turns a nice, golden brown color, while the one wearing an apron goes medium rare.

>>14925535
Fresh pasta, white wine, mushrooms, cream, parsley.

>>14925535
$20 bottle of whisky

sure are a lot of anons with crippling alcohol addictions in here.

>>14932632
>what the fuck is up with alcohol being so expensive
vice tax
>why are you guys so willing to pay out the ass for it?
I'm an alcoholic

$9 rice
$3 eggs
$8 4x 211 tallboys

>>14932632
Trust me its better that you dont enjoy it.

Put $20 in the bank and eat what I have in the fridge already. Got a pork shoulder in the oven right now. Entire house smells like mustard and meat.

9$ for big bag of shrimp
1$ for pasta
1.50 for bag of onions
50c for garlic
1$ for celery
1.50 for fettucini sauce
3.00- a four loco
and chives from my garden. make some shrimp alfredo :)

>>14928634
>needing more than 300 calories per day
This is why you're fat, anon.

>>14925905
Fuck off back to Redd/int/ with your stale memes.

>>14925535
A box of red wine

20 mcchickens

$4 loaf of bread
$10 frozen vegetables
$1 ramen noodles
$5 sausage

Plain toast lunch
Noodles + veggies + sausage dinner

>>14925535
Hamburger steak with mashed potatoes for lunch, fresh chicken wings for dinner.

Culvers double cheese deluxe with bacon
Fries, curds, cheese sauce, rootbeer.

Should be about 20 bucks I think.

>>14936433

$20 won't be enough, you mathematically challenged fool.

>>14925535
>1lb ribeye - 10.99
>potato, bell pepper, garlic and onion - 4.00
>5.01 for booze
I'm assuming i have oil and seasonings available

>>14936608
it would be if his state doesn't tax fast food, brainlet

>>14925535
I already ate. I'll get some weed.

>>14925535
4 wendys 4 for $4's + tax

$4 Red baron pepperoni pizza
$12 six pack of beer
$4 wendy's four for four

>>14936631
Semantics. We know what he meant was "as many mcchickens as the current dollar:mcchicken exchange ratio holds".

It's like that joke that goes "What can you buy with 2 pennies? 2 penny candies."

Penny candies don't exist anymore cause this isn't the great depression, but the joke still remains.

$2.39 for microwave burrito
$17.61 Tip

>>14937103
>Penny Candle
How fucking old are you that you think that is a common joke?

>>14925535
I can't spend money anymore, my wife daughter takes all the money after I slept with her.

>>14925535
Lunch: vegetable beef soup, garlic bread, avocado green salad with orange segments. Blackberry sage iced tea
Dinner: Toast with butter, scrambled eggs. grilled peaches

>>14925535
9 McDoubles
9 McChickens
1 french fry
and a soft drink.

>>14937103
McChickens literally cost a dollar

>>14932632
its not
if u rly want to get drink buy
5lbs of yeast (~5$)
4lbs of sugar (~5$)
water (literally free)

10 bucks for a shit ton of kilju.
A cup of sugar (half of a pound) with a litre of water and 7 grams of yeast and you got yourself killer alcohol for super cheap.

>>14932632
You should see Canadian prices.

12 bottles of beer = $26+
1 bottle of "not bad" wine = $14
1 bottle of rum/whiskey/etc 750ml/quart = $28

>>14937369
Why don't canucks /moonshine/?

>>14937155
>t. Humbert Humbert

So your wife died, and you married your daughter, and now you keep her quiet by buying her loyalty with vacations and trinkets? Who do you think you are, the narrator of Lolita?

>>14932632
Wine is a luxury. If your goal is just to get wasted, you can do a lot better buying bottom shelf vodka. Or buying everclear and watering it down.

>>14937103
>>14936631
Also, I meant to reply to this retarded mofo (>>14936608)

>>14925535
Eggs until I run out of money

>>14925535
4 bags of pizza rolls
done

>>14925535
probably a steak

>>14929158
nice

Little Caesar’s $5 sausage, 2 liter of dew and crazy bread. Easy.

>>14937369
I knew canadian alcohol prices were higher, but when my friend up north said he bought a bottle of smirnoff for $40 I was stunned.

>>14937376
We do

>>14938178
Ya the best part is bigger bottles aren't usually a deal. 2 pints is often only a dollar more than the quart, might as well get variety

>>14925535
15 McDoubles oughta be capable of feeding me for lunch and dinner

>>14925535
>large big mac meal
>2x 20 chicken nuggets
>3 large fries

Yes, this is unironically my order. And no, i'm nowhere near obese.

2$ canned tomato
1$ tomato paste
5$ nice pasta
5$ ground turkey
5$ ricotta
50c garlic
1$ onion

Assuming you have butter or oil
If not get 1$ pasta and some butter

>>14938210
Forgot about the vegetable situation.
1$ pasta
1$ whole carrot
1$ vine tomato
1$ brocolli florets

Creamy pasta bake with a fresh salad of carrots broccoli and tomato

Alternatively roasted vegetables
Squash, zucchini, eggplant; Brussels sprouts

>>14938182
70 dollars for a mickey
Post the instore prices guvna

>>14928509
it's an anonymous image board lol there's nothing sacred nerd. get over it

>>14936660
>$24
>plus tax
retard

>>14938665
>4x4 = 16 + 7% = $1.12
>$17.12 for 4 4for$4's
extra retard

$2 pasta
$3 pasta sauce
$15 lottery tickets

>>14925535
$3.00 ground beef
$2.50 spaghetti
$4.00 vegetables for dicing
$0.50 tomato paste
$1.50 big can of tomatoes
$1.00 garlic
$1.00 Italian seasoning
$3.00 seasonal fruit, probably pears right now
$3.50 Mozzarella braid

Rounded up on most of the prices, so tax shouldn't be an issue. Frozen turkey is $2.00 for a 1 lb chub if it is. This makes enough food for both meals.

>>14925535
>2 for $5 Whoppers
>3 for $3 double cheeseburger meal
>Flamin Hot Doritos and salsa
>Hostess Devil's Food Zingers
>3 Four Loko black cherry seltzers
What I'm actually eating today

>>14940712
Are you some avatarfag from /co/ or something?

>>14940712

>>14940728
I am from /co/ but I just like posting the bunny is that so bad?

>>14940744
Yeah. No fun allowed on /ck/. Fuck off outta here.

>>14925555
If you're going popeyes on a Wednesday, two 7pc boxes of all dark runs about $16.

>>14925535
Starve and pay some street skank whore for a blowjob.

It's 5:45 and I've got $5.45...time to get a Whopper and 40 and ride.

>>14932632
$4 wine? Wtf is ur deal? That is cheap as shit, how much is the average bottle in your country, vlad? Goddamn

>>14937369
Sure, if you're retarded with your money. Guessing you're in the maritimes with those prices.

>>14925535
lamb kebab and chicken tikka with two servings of rice from my local halal shop
Whatever I can buy for about $4 from the liquor store

>>14932641
I eat the one with the butter on it's back. I don't trust medium rare alligator.

>>14932641
>>14941340
You'd think alligator is pretty common there but I guess ones wearing aprons are medium rare at least. Maybe rare rare even.

>>14925535
>not "forgetting" to scan the most expensive stuff at the self checkout

>>14928625
^_____^

>>14925535
$1 for mcdonalds soda
$2 for 2 mcchickens
$17 for handjob

>>14925535

General Tso's Chicken Combination Plate w/ pork fried rice
BBQ Boneless Short Ribs Combination Plate w/ pork lo mein

>>14936188
>Fuck off back to Redd/int/ with your stale memes.

>>14925535
$10 bottle of vodka
$10 ten cheeseburgs from the dollar menu

>>14928625
>>14929106
>>14929158
>>14938210
>>14938228
>>14940692
these are the only intelligent answers

>>14925555
based quads

>>14925535
just enough for 7 beers, plenty of cals

>>14925535
x2 Taco Bell Nacho Party Packs
It's a party for one TWICE

$20 for one night?
probably a breaded chicken and rice bowl

Do you guys check circulars often, or only when you walk in the store?
Anyways, I've been buying beef cuts when they go below $3.00/lb

So
-7 bone chuck roast @$2.40/lb at about $10
and assuming I didn't have them
-potatos and onions @~$5
-carrots $1
-beef broth $1.50
-seasoning etc...

>>14925535
$2 cheap hotdogs
$1 box of mike n ikes
$4 half gallon of D milk
$5 jar of pepperoncini