/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14920506

nigga the only thing I pack is this mac you feel me?

That lunchbox does look quite cute.

>>14920514
i honestly don't know what you mean

>>14920506
I'm packing a 6.5 inch dick if you know what I mean

>>14920506
You want some sugar with that sugar?

>>14920506
Why the fuck are the sandwiches unwrapped

>>14920506
Thanks, but I already do that five or six days a week.
Sometimes I bring some stew and heat it in the microwave oven and sometimes it's some sangewedges with a bit of sliced fruit and maybe some raisins and almonds on the side.
One of the girls at work was fawning over the fact that I had put sliced apple in my sangewedge the other day. For the crunch and sourness. I don't think it's that weird of a thing to do but she kept yapping about it.

>>14920570
It's a common thing in Ireland, mo chara.

>tfw your mom writes you a message on your banana but you can't read yet because you're just a preschooler so you ask the morbidly obese woman who runs the daycare what the message says and she tells you to stop talking with food in your mouth but you weren't chewing anything so you start crying and everyone thinks you're weird and now you're an adult and you have no friends or family because you wrecked your life with drugs and alcohol and now you have to write the messages on your banana yourself
happens to all of us right lol

who here /kraft-handi-snacks/??

as a kid i loved frozen peas in my lunchbox
>kept everything cool
>nice and crunchy
>delicious peas
they were also good on my oatmeal in the morning, still eat that some days

>tfw my mom packed me nothing but pepperoni sandwiches ever day for like 3 years straight
>Pepperoni now disgusts me

>>14920506
I wish I could feel satisfied after eating only one sandwich but I'm such a fat pig that I'd eat three or four and the rest of the bananas

>>14920506
>tell me about what you are going to pack and where you intend to go
you can pack a Japanese bento, and go on a day hike throughout the forest

I pack lunch for work every morning. Protein bar, fish, wasa crackers, fresh fruit. Been eating this at work every day for years. I eat the fish and crackers with random sauces and spices to keep it from destroying my soul

My coworker eats multiple little cans of chicken a day. We both drink a lot of black coffee and water as well. Occasionally if I overpack fruit I give what I don't want to him

>>14920600
kek

>>14920523
kek

A nice long walk in the woods or along the beach with a sangewedge and a thermos with tea or coffee is great way to spend the day.
I'd make a roastbeef sub and some strong black coffee. Maybe a bag with fresh coconut in my pocket for snacking as I walk.

>>14920506
>sugar
>most sugary fruit
>4 pieces of bread
>cheese
>possibly sugary dairy

>nice lunch
Do americans really?

>>14924018
oi, why cannae he be eating stones and grass like the rest of us, guv

>>14924070
>it's either bread bread bread sugar sugar sugar or stones and grass
Do ____ really?

>>14920506
A liter of Evan Williams and my S&W .357 with one rnd of 140 Grain Lehigh Xtreme Penetrator. I will sit at the end of the pier in the secret spot and watch the cargo ships come in like have since the 80s. Then once the bottle is finished, I will stand over the railing so everyone fishing will see me, slide the barrel in my mouth and finish my lunch, finally ending this wasted existence of 45 yrs. Hopefully there will be a lot of kids there.

>>14920506
That's an absolute garbage lunch.

>>14920694

>>14920600
I wrote things on my cock before to "please" an older woman who wanted to play as "dominant" who insisted I call her "mommy" (didn't really do it for me calling her that), so I suppose I can relate.

>>14920565

Cold fried chicken, biscuits and chocolate cake makes for a great picnic.

im eating some chips and im at the motherlode mine on runescape world 390

>>14920506
>mostly prepackaged shit except for sandwiches
Why americans can't cook

>>14920506
I work somewhere where lunch is fresh made daily, provided by trained cooks, according to health and nutrition standards

>>14925573
>half the meal is just throwing rice into a rice cooker
Impressive

>>14925797
correct

>>14920506

But I work near Shibuya so why would I pack a lunch and go eat it by myself when I could just go eat some hot young pussy at Aoyama Gakuin

>>14920506
Thanks anon
But I'm taking a thermos of soup I just made
It's borlotti beans, rosemary, pancetta potato (mashed) and the new seasons olive oil, garlic, Treviso, a splash of cabernet sauvignon and some salt and peppy

>>14920506
What’s the best packed meal for ADHD ? Steamed veggies and meat ?

>>14927586
I don't understand the question, I got distracted.

>>14927598
Kek nice

I pack cottage cheese with a sliced banana, plus some buttered rice and veal scallopini. I eat it at work because I'm trapped working salary and want to kill myself.

My dad would wake me up every morning by touching my feet with a pencil then ask me if I wanted mayo or mustard on my sandwich. Never both he said, too much sauce.

>>14924209
get some crack too if your tryna enjoy yourself on the way out, should hsvd leftover $ since you arent gonna be alive anymore and opted for a $12 bottle of booze

>>14920506
yo mama be packing me a lunch after i pack her lunch box with sausage

>>14920506
I'm going to McDonalds to get a lunch packed for me, and enjoy it in one of their great booths

test

>>14920506
I do that most days. Often it's deenz or pic related, a salad, and a piece of bread or crackers with an iced tea to drink.

The best lunch I've had in a while was a sandwich on a home made pane francese with garlic mayo, lettuce, pickled onions and salami. I had that with chips and a quart of cold brewed iced tea.

I ate it looking at a tree and listening to a podcast in my car. It was pretty nice.

>>14920506
wait, huh? you're telling me to make something and not eat it in front of my computer? where would i even go?

>>14920506
The neighborhood I live in dead ends to the town park. If I can bring myself to leave the house in the morning I'll take a pic of lunch.

>>14929855
You're not white

>>14920506
I pack a loaf of bread and go feed the ducks

>>14920506
Today I packed myself ham and cheese sandwich from my wholegrain sourdough rye bread, bell pepper and a banana.

>>14926517
>Top
Looks good, great variety
>Bottom
Same shit every day for a week

>>14920506
>The amount of carbs in this image

>>14932619
>bread
No arse cancer for me, thanks

>>14932652
It's a fucking pyramid, anon, and its base is all carbs. Also what is wholemeal.

>>14920506
I go to park and eat comfy bento desu