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14914227 No.14914227 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>eat pizza in Naples
>"we uagliò"
>wtf are they even saying!?
>gave me pizza
>it's all gummy
>neither locals eat the "crust"
>seed oil instead of extra virgin olive oil (and it was one of the best pizzeria in town)

Why is Neapolitan pizza so overrated?

>> No.14914356

>>14914227
Did you go to Naples, FL?

>> No.14914416

>>14914227
>Seed oil instead of evo
This is really weird and unexpected in any place that is not a kebab place... What's the name of the restaurant?

>> No.14914434

>>14914227

I didn't know that my favorite pizza was actually Roman style until I was 20. internet was not nearly as big back then so I always assumed it was neapolitan. such a disappointing style. the edges of the crust arw always nice and blistered but the actual base of the pizza is soggy and depressing. they get credit for creating the pizza but Rome (and then NYC) made it so much better.

>> No.14914444

>>14914227
>>seed oil instead of extra virgin olive oil (and it was one of the best pizzeria in town)
Da Michele is the only place that does that, and I actually hate that

>> No.14914446

>>14914227
You probably just went to a shitty spot. Any city famous for a specific dish is gonna have a ton of places that make it and a lot of them are probably gonna suck at it.

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14914562

>>14914227
tastelet detected

>> No.14914655

>>14914416
Poop’s Pizzeria

>> No.14915038

>>14914227
can mods just ban contrarian threads?

>Hurr durr this highly acclaimed and beloved thing is actually bad
>look at me I am not like the rest of the other girls te hee!
>I am what you might call a free thinker

kys

>> No.14915449

>>14914444
I just did some googling and oh god, I had no idea people from Naples were okay with eating such garbage. And this comes from someone who lives in Milan and often get laughed at for not eating the "real" thing. Glad I don't.

>> No.14915452

>>14915038
Are you the same thin skinned retard who keeps making meta threads begging the mods to ban fast food lol

>> No.14915464

>>14914227
Seriosly as another said about Napals, FL, what do you want a pidgon or gypsy to take a shit on your head? There's nothing appealing about that in Italy. If you can't bring your old mom around the place without her getting mugged then it's a euro shithole and you know it.

>> No.14915471

>>14914227
Sure you do. Do you have a cute sister that wont get molested in "napals, italy?" You people are so full of shit that it's unspeakable. Keep hating on the USA and see how far that goes for you.

>> No.14915964

>>14914416
"Da Michele"

>> No.14916000

>>14914227
They don't need decent crust because you're supposed to eat it with a fork a knife. That's disgusting. Pizza should be eaten with the hands. Anything else is barbarous.

>> No.14916028

>>14915038
>highly acclaimed and beloved
the only people that hype up neapolitan pizza are millenial brooklynite yuppies. Nobody else gives a fuck and italians are only happy to sell overpriced dough with sauce and cheese to American tourists.

>> No.14916079

>>14914562
puke on a bun. How cultured.

>> No.14916164

>>14915038
what kind of a red dit bootlicking faggot wants mods and cries for jannies? I think you have done it anon. You have become the most cucked soi boi of all time. Enjoy your cartoon pajamas and censored internet.

>> No.14916173

>>14915038
people who say anyone with a vaguely unpopular opinion is a contrarian are the biggest retards

>> No.14916318

>>14915038
never post again faggot

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>>14914227
I doubt the veracity of your story.

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>>14915038
based.

fuck these 17 year old edgelords. cringe as fuck

>> No.14917165

>>14915038
I'm having sex im twenty minutes, and I'm going to think about you while I do it. Just wanted you to know.

>> No.14917194

>>14917004
Based daddy jack

>> No.14917199

you didnt go to italy, you're just mad because of the recent italy threads that BTFO'd americans

>> No.14917290

>>14917165
We can wait 21 minutes

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>>14915038
>waaaah mods!

>> No.14917642

>>14917165
>>14917290
I finished 15 minutes ago. I kept reciting the post over and over in my mind the whole time. It was great, my wife had both a clitoral and a vaginal orgasm, and then she had a mini orgasm just when I was having mine.

>> No.14917652

>>14917642
>I finished 15 minutes ago
Can you sit down comfortably or it was too harsh?

>> No.14918118

>>14914444
check

>> No.14918212

>>14914227
Why are you bringing this up now? Are people actually still travelling to Italy?

>> No.14918299

>>14914227
Isn't Naples like the Italian version of Cleveland?

>> No.14918341

>>14918212
yeah i was just in sardinia a few weeks ago. the pizza was good but the faine was better

>> No.14918354

>>14918341
I want to go there just for the maggot cheese. I'm sure there are other things to enjoy while there, but that would be my primary motivation.

>> No.14918367

>>14915038
if moot had range banned flyover states 10 years ago 4chan would still be decent

unfortunately they infiltrated the jannies and the mods and now if you like food that didn't come out of a cardboard box they ban you for "trolling", meanwhile the catalog is flooded with shit tier opinions from 35 year old NEETs from kentucky who think starbucks is high end pretentious fine dining

>> No.14918378

>>14918367
I'm 41, actually.

>> No.14918396

>>14918378
no one cares chud

>> No.14918410

>>14914356
Hi Sam Morril

>> No.14918449

>>14918354
the maggot cheese is illegal and pretty much impossible to find, i wanted some too

>> No.14918514

>>14914562
looks awful

>> No.14918531

>>14918449
Damn, I thought it was still legal there but nowhere else.

>> No.14918650

>>14918531
It is legal to produce but not to sell, maybe if you have contacts it would be easy to find. But for a tourist that would be kinda hard ngl

>> No.14918661

>>14918650
Hmm... it's starting to sound like a fun adventure, now. I previously just wanted to taste it. Now I want to beat the challenge. Thanks.

>> No.14918693

Everyone always goes on about italian pizza because >muh original
But in my experience the best style of pizza is greek
The dough is fluffier and tastier, the sauce is kept to a thin layer and the cheese and toppings are thick on top

>> No.14918697

>>14918661
>fast forward a few years
>anon is at some random mafia basement
>apparently his italian is so poor that the locals thought he was calling them "dick cheese maggots"

>> No.14918721

>>14918693
I've read some random anon say that the best pizza is made in Tokyo, the best sushi in Netherlands(or iceland, I dunno) and that the best burgers in Brazil. I don't know why I believed him but sounds true.

>> No.14918778

>>14918661
desu retards like you are kinda annoying.
Just because you see one show on sardinia where they show casu marzu you think it's exclusively from italy while it's something that was done in pretty much all europe.
the same casu marzu was made in france, and still in france you can find cheese made with some kind of mite and they do the same in germany (Milbenkäse)

Read a fucking book sometimes.

>> No.14919735

>>14918778
Keep crying, I don't care. You don't even know what I really think, and I've probably read ten times as many books as you even if the trash fiction is disqualified.