/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Oh I'm looking for recipes, whoops slipped the mind laddy

>>14899944
Where do you live?

>>14899955
America Mein brother

>>14899948
Also I've seen in cartoons that vikings like me eat big ol' hunks of meat on big ol' bones can somebody tell what kind of meat that is

>>14899944
Well you can eat lots of bread and potatoes, but don't fucking mix the two, since that's something only the damn tommys do.

>>14900009
Haven't done it so far (luck of the irish) but yeah tomboys are girls and that aint me, don't wanna look like that neither, thanks for the tip brother.

>>14899998
>he doesn't know where to get manga meat
Ancient Canadian secret.

>>14899998
dinosaur, specifically lazer raptors

>>14900041
You see I am the brain and the brawn. If I see you at my great hall eating that I would with my intuitive German genetics deduce that the bone is too small and tomboy meat. Then with my viking stature I would send you home packing twink leaf.

>>14900063
You ever seen what a claymore can do to a man funny guy

>>14899944
>I refuse to eat anything not from those places
Do you aware potato is NOT from those places.

>>14899944
>I'm German and Irish
>>14899970
>American

>>14899944

the most famous german is well known for eating a bullet; you should try it.

>>14900041
how do you people watch this shit? is your life so awful you devolve into the most extreme forms of escapism? or is your taste just really really bad?

>>14899944
I'm an American mutt with dubious herritige claims too and here's the rundown on German food:
Mashed potatoes
Gravy with mushrooms and onions
Meat or sausage (meat may be breaded and fried)
Bread
Beer
And irish
Mashed potatoes
Sausage
Onions
Beer
Whisky

>>14900334
Unironically yes escapism combined with autism. Notice that in animu characters simply telegraph or state their feelings outright so I don't have to guess.

>>14900334
I enjoy the genre of "cute girls doing cute things". I appreciate cute girls and the sight of them doing cute things reinforces their cuteness. If you have a distaste for such things, there's nothing stopping you from exclusively watching men do manly things.

>>14899944
>Well turns out I'm German and Irish
How do you know this? You know 23 and me is bullshit. Right?

>>14900361
He meditated and talked to his ancestors like mulan.

>>14900361
I used Ancestory.com so don't worry.

>>14900380
Still a DNA kit with bullshit results
How can you be German if your "German" ancestors came to the US before Germany existed?

I'm Irish and German and i just made a grilled cheese with a fried egg and imitation crab meat while drunk on Mike's hard lemonade

>>14900329
He's so famous that you didn't even knew he was austrian

>>14900402
Fuck bro you're right thry should go by the Roman map and call me Frank-Saxon-Scot. Fuck we should call the British Lower Caledonians.

>>14900414
Bro where to you live lets fucking hang out

irish people only eat grass

>>14900447
>typical liberal logic
You can't force modern maps onto history. My "German" ancestors wouldn't have called themselves German, so why should I?

Potatoes and kransky.

>>14900725
>American can't handle the banter
>Goes political
Americans are cancer.

>>14900329
>>14900445
BTFO.

>>14901011
>post something stupid
>call it banter
Bong? Or worse, Bogan?

>>14901243
If Aussie may I suggest taking a rise up light to your wrists?

>>14899944
Sausage and potatoes it is

>>14901334
So... British food?

>>14900329
Huh? Bullets didn't exist in the middle ages

>>14901896
Matchlocks were contemporary with Martin Luther, and there was no Germany then

Op here will reply to everyone soon, currently I am doing stuff won't keep you waiting long bros

>>14899944
>Beer
>Burgers
>Hot dogs
>Brezels
>Bread
>Cereal
>Cake
>Cookies
>Chocolate
You're welcome, America

>>14901936
>there was no Germany then

>>14902013
Spoken like a true chud

>>14901243
Bruv do you want us to say the city state of the holy roman empire, prussia, or what?

>>14902028
And your problem is...?

>>14899944
eat a dick

>>14902020
Magna Germania is not Germany
I know it's nice to think the world has always been the way it is, but it is not
>The terms Germanic peoples and Germani are therefore used by modern English-speaking scholars to avoid confusion with the inhabitants of present-day Germany ("Deutschland"), including the modern "German" ("Deutsche") people and language

Muh ancestors
Lmao

>>14902122
>Magna Germania is not Germany
Contradiction

>>14899944
Why are Americans like this...
>muh ancestors
Bitch, you know nothing about their culture or language. You're American

Hey guys OP back again as promised
>>14900249
No, thanks though
>>14900280
Flattery will get you nowhere
>>14900329
Only really famous german I know is living the cryopod life with zack and cody
>>14900342
Speak for yourself, but thanks
>>14900361
I pay not the computer machine, I pay attention to my grandparents
>>14900378
Yeah all their astral projections had a shindig with me
>>14900414
You're not welcome in my home ethno-traitor
>>14900445
heh
>>14900380
your not OP stop making me look bad I do enough of it on my own
>>14901001
Woah slick you try to make a fool of me didn't you read the dude up there he said potatoes don't come from the 2 places
>>14901334
address my previous reply
>>14901896
cool guy
>>14902013
Of course all of the tasty stuff can be explained with german ingenuity
>>14902122
>>14902143
Don't know who to believe but I hope you poindexters can work it out
>>14902136
My ancestors were cool and I wanna be like them you think that's funny?
>>14902149
I'm trying to learn so I can be cool like them, where are you from that is so great huh?

>>14902143
So the ancient Greeks are the same people who live in Greece today?
The Romans are now Italians?
These lands have changed hands too many times
There are almost no aboriginal or indigenous peoples anywhere, just penultimate peoples and modern people

>>14902202
Ancient Greece and modern Greece are both Greece, yes