/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14892645
Big Mac

>>14892648
You die.

>>14892650
That's the plan

>>14892645
>everything is going to be just fine.

>>14892645
>Violate this rule and you die
This is a terroristic threat and will be treated like one.

>>14892645
Bacon McDuffin

>>14892645
Which one is which?

>>14892645
Damn both looks like shit but sausage I guess at least looks more fresh than that "ham"

Only a fucking retard would think that the egg McMuffin is superior to the sausage McMuffin with egg.

>>14892645
Fuck you, I want a McGriddle

>>14892711
You die.

>>14892693
Honestly, whenever I get a sausie mcmuffie with eggie I start to feel a bit sick towards the end. I think it's just too rich or something. With the eggie mcmuffie I'm ok, though.

>>14892726
Fucking kek

McMuffie? Haha


Hey I'm going to go get McDonald's right now anyone want anything? I was going to use DoorDash but they wanted $20 for a couple sandwiches Fuck that.

>>14892645
>No egg or sausage visible
What the fuck is this shit?

>>14892645
I don't want a McMuffin, MOM, I want a Bacon Egg and Cheese McGriddle! God, you're such a bitch!

>>14892645
Can it be both?

>>14892645
Double sausage and egg I'd the only choice. Need to get those greasy proteins

>>14892755
What?

>>14892645
I went for a hike to get out of the house last week, when I was coming home I stopped at maccas for lunch and a coffee. I usually hate drive throughs but I needed to get home was running a bit late. The girl on the intercom thing sounded distracted, and when I went got to the window she had an unsettled look on her face and just asked me to pull up to the waiting bay. Annoyed it would take so long, I looked back at the restaurant in the mirror and movement caught my eye. I turned around in my seat and peered through the restaurant windows. Inside was probably a couple of hundred pidgins. A couple of employees were running around trying to 'shoo' the pidgins like kids do with seagulls, but obviously they couldn't escape. I decided I didn't want to wait or eat pidgin food. I've never had a McMuffin,

Sausage Biscuit w Cheese, fuck the puckegg. gimme yellow soft egg

>>14892645 (OP)
I went for a hike to get out of the house last week, when I was coming home I stopped at maccas for lunch and a coffee. I usually hate drive throughs but I needed to get home and was running a bit late. The girl on the intercom thing sounded distracted. When I got to the window she had an unsettled look on her face and just asked me to pull up to the waiting bay. Annoyed it would take so long, I looked back at the restaurant in the mirror and movement caught my eye. I turned around in my seat and peered through the restaurant windows. Inside was probably a couple of hundred pigeons, like the common city pigeons. An employee was running around trying to 'shoo' the pigeons like kids do with seagulls, but obviously they couldn't escape. I decided I didn't want to wait or eat pigeon food. I've never had a McMuffin,

>>14892832
But the "puckegg" is a real egg that is cracked and cooked onsite. The "yellow soft egg" is a factory-made product that comes in plastic bags. (This is actually true, confirmed by McD's employees multiple times.)

>>14892645
egg mcmuffin and add a sosig patty.

>>14892755
You have masturbated too much and turned yourself blind.

>>14892832
This, but no cheese.

Egg McMuffin
>best flavor
>but biting through the "ham" has the textural appeal of biting through someone's skin

Bacon McMuffin
>bacon shatters like glass upon contact with teeth
>6 grams of irradiated Chernobyl bacon equivalent to $0.02

Sausage McMuffin
>McD's sausage is the greasiest substance known to man so you can feel your arteries straining
>texture is like a sponge dipped into a vat of motor oil

Why does McDonalds suck so much dick when it comes to breakfast meats? Why the FUCK do I have to pay full price if I just want cheese and egg? Fuck off dude.

>>14892645
What's the tip that my wife will surely appreciate tonight? I'm scared to click the link, but it looks like tickling her sides.

>>14892675
What's in a bacon mcduffin, besides bacon, obviously? Because I feel like I could eat several at the moment based on name alone.

Sausage and Egg Mcgriddle for me

Neither, I go to a local hole in the wall Mexican joint and they give me a $5 breakfast burrito the size of a newborn that's just crammed with sausage, ham, potato, egg, and cheese.

>>14892645
I just ate an egg mcmuffin so the answer is clear

>>14892645
The ham one, always.

>>14893147
You die.

>>14893100
You die,

>>14892848
> The "yellow soft egg" is a factory-made product that comes in plastic bags.
It's still just egg, just not fresh and likely full of preservatives.

sausjej

this thread is fucking killing me. love you, OP. also I used to cum at the thought of the 2 for 4 Sausage Egg Muffin deal; not sure if that is still an offer anymore but I don't really eat out these days anyhow.

>>14892645
breakfast wrap

>>14892645
Egg Mcmuffin
Love ham and egg breakfast sandwiches, where fast food sausage just always tastes cheap and I can't do it

>>14892645
biting into a delicious egg mcmuffin is my first mcdonalds memory so thats what i always get

>>14893100
>>14892711
Both dubs on the McGriddle. We have a winner. Also guys, don't forget to get it with the "round egg"... perfection.

>>14895381
You die.

>>14892645
I'll gladly die to call you a retarded faggot nigger. Those shitty "muffins" taste and have the exact texture of cardboard. The real question is, mcchicken biscuit, or bacon egg and cheese biscuit?

>>14892645
Everybody dies. Sausage.

>>14892645
Chicken mcmuffin > everything else

>>14892645
based eggmcmuffin

have fun shitting your brains out after 2 hours of eating a sausage mcfailure

>>14892645
McGriddle every single time
I die, you die, we all die.

And I’m gonna shove that maple syrup covered sausage down my throat

>>14892645
For me, it's the McCock

For me, it's the Scrambled Egg Burger

>>14892645
There are four mcshill threads in the catalog already

Fat people should learn to cook

>>14892645
Sausage McMuffin

>>14898572
/ck/ is and always has been a food board. Fuck off, newfag board tourist.

>>14897906
You die.

>>14893078
My tip. She'll love it.

>>14892645
I get the sausage mcmuffin WITHOUT egg because its only a dollar. if you get ANY other choice it's 3 dollars. other than maybe the plain sausage biscuit but i'm not a freak and would never eat that nightmare

Sausage McMuffin but I make it at home with real cheese.

>>14897178
damn young whippersnappers and their newfangled mcmuffinchicken

>>14898549
Do non-Americans really

>>14892645
I make them at home, buy the breakfast sausage patties, thick slices of cheddar, eggs, and an english muffin. I vastly prefer the biscuit to an english muffin, but I can't find anywhere to buy them and I currently don't have anything to bake with

>>14899497
Dunno if you can find these where you live, but they come frozen, you just pop them in the oven for like 25 minutes and they're ready, not bad at all for what they are either, I use them for exactly what you're describing

>>14892645
can't take all the salt. it's just too much.

but given a choice between the two, the sausage mcmuffin.

>>14892645
Is this in fucking Canada or somewhere?

>>14892680
neither are pictured, because that's a sausage egg and cheese muffin and a ham egg and cheese muffin. the regular ones don't come with that much stuff

>>14895381
do they really put ketchup on it?

>>14899522
you don't have them in the US?? Up here if the place sells coffee, they also sell these breakfast sandwichs

>>14892966
Having briefly worked at a mcdonalds as a teenager, The sausage is shit because it's 65% meat 35% fat, but they never change the grill temp or times, so you're sticking it in for the same amount of time as the burgers, meaning all the fat renders out and leaves it dry and spongy

>>14899536
Yes, or brown sauce in the UK if you ask for it. I don't know if you Murricans have brown sauce but it's a more tangy tomato sauce, but tastes a lot different to ketchup. I'd recommend getting some if you've never had it. HP's a good one. It goes well with breakfast meats and even stuff you wouldn't expect like beef stew

>>14899564
we don't have any brown sauce other than HP but that's really all you need

>>14899564
one of my scottish friends introduced me to brown sauce and we just ate ham on toast with it

>>14899570
That's the one, though some store brand ones are pretty good too

>>14899572
That's pretty good, it makes beans on toast better too.

>>14899512
looking online, they sell the dough, not the finished product

>>14899521
+1 upboat.

>>14897178
For me,

>>14892693
I agree, egg McMuffins are like 7/10 at best and sausage McMuffins are at least an 8

>>14892645
Sausage McGriddle

>>14892645
Sausage McMuffin of course.

>>14892645
do it pete
I'm ready

>>14895381
One of these straight after a night shift was fucking godly

>>14892848
It's spray dried egg, literally just had water removed.

Look up "spray drying" and stop the whole "omg they put evil yoga mat chemicals in my egg it's SYNTHETIC food, tastes like polystyrene block copolymers" retardation

The sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle or bacon egg and cheese mcmuffin also sausage egg and cheese biscuit