/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Pretty sure I fucked all three of those women.

Don't see any Australians in that photo

>>14886119
Ok chud

Do you folks not want to Eat Fresh on the happiest day of your life?

I reckon itll be the only night the groom will be giving her 6"

spot the aussie themed wedding

>>14886116
sydney needs to be nuked into glass

>>14886218
kek'd

>>14886116
>australians

>>14886124
>>14886221
>>14886234
i thought it was common knowledge that we've been taken over by chinks

>>14886240
We don't like to say 'chinks' anymore. It hurts our social credit score, and I for one welcome the new management of the great southern china island, formally known by its slave name "australia".

>>14886116
No, we aren't. It's just another attempt by the Zionist lugenpresse to erode our traditions, culture and history.

The media is the enemy of the people. They want you in chains, never forget that. Be proud of your culture and history.

My parents had their wedding catered by Subway because my dad's best friend worked there at the time. It was a really small wedding, more like a dinner party with 15 people or so.
>fuck off, faggot nobody wants to read your blog

>>14886276
It's fucking Australia, what "culture, traditions, and history"?

>>14886316
You're proud anglo saxons, decendants of renegades and adventurers.

>>14886316
WALTZING MATILDA.

>>14886116
>Australians
>clearly gooks
>grace
>davies
Chinese new money is always running around our country doing bizzare things, the reason is typically to misrepresent themselves to stupider mainland Chinese.
"mum I own subway"

>>14886316
Glassing wankers who think they're top shit

>>14886116
ONE couple had a subway themed wedding
doesn't mean "Australians" you fuckers

>>14886500
>you fuck a goat one time
t. sam the goat fucker

>>14886116
Those are not Australians.

If someone moved to India with completely white skin and didn't learn to speak their language or learn their customs, would you call them Indian? Of course not.

>>14886544
by that logic the only "Australians" are the aboriginals. Even whitey were immigrants or in this case prisoners

>>14886116
Arent they illegal in ireland?

I'm glad people are spending less on weddings. They are j*wish racket. From the ring, to the dress, to the payments you make just to make it official in the eyes of the (((law)))

>>14886593
you're missing the point

>>14886608
What point? Plenty of people would prefer to put the money somewhere towards something that happens in 1 day. That and there is no middle class anymore so you'll be pressed to find people who can afford something more than a glorified dinner party

>>14886572
I think you have a learning difficulty, please be safe online.

>>14886116
Do they put Jared Fogle figurines on the cakes?

>>14886658
No, he's just a typical Hillary Clinton supporting soy drinking pedophile. Probably not left unsupervised around female toddlers at family Christmas parties.

>>14886572
Nah mate.

>>14886572
Yeah but abos arent human so you might as well be telling us kangaroos are more australian than abos.

> Jared is sitting at the kids table
> We didn't even have to pay extra for him to come along
Great service.

why would chinese even have a christian wedding ceremony?
also its interesting to see they used their "western names"

>>14886689
WAKANDA FOREVER.

Racist. White. Cis. Male. PIGLET.

>>14886124
it hurts lad

>>14886544
Whites have only been there a couple of hundred years. That's a flash in the pan, sorry to inform you.

>>14886218
Lol gottem

>>14886862
>only whites can be christians
jesus wasnt even white

they arent even chinese, they are viet
dumbass

>Grace Tran and Davies Duong
Good morning, Vietnam!

>>14887714
vietnamese are ethnic han

>>14886689
Kek, accurate

have you ever seen a japanese wedding? they are kind of depressing
just a small gathering in a room that isn't really even decorated specially, and a sheet cake with some writing on it like you would get for someones birthday

>>14886116
im telling my kids this was ba test kitchen sis

>>14887855
Gottu get back to work quickry!

>>14886316
> not being proud of your history of making a hell on earth criminal colony habitable.
Also aussie meat is banger mate.

I watch an Australian guy unclog drains on youtube and every house he services is owned by asians
What is happening in Australia?

>>14887796
yes and no
theres a lot of sea mixture in the south of vn

>>14886306
fuck off, faggot nobody wants to read your blog

>>14887925
seemed like there were people living there already

>>14888374
yeah, like animals.

>>14886116
>australians

>>14888389
at least it wasn't constantly burning to the ground

>>14888500
australia WAS covered in fertile wet jungle but the aboriginals ruined all of that and turned it into a giant desert by practicing uncontrolled slash and burn for thousands of years

they literally turned useful earth into a desert shithole

>>14886116
No we're not, those are Gooks

>>14887855
>nooooooooo you can’t have a small quiet ceremony you have to consooom and spend tens of thousands of dollars for a couple hours what will my cousin Moishe do without renting out reception rooms and catering?

>>14887614
Your reading comprehension is at grade 1 level

>>14886119
>on 4chan

thats funny, they dont look like your hand

>>14890356
They're going to breed you out.

>>14886398
>"mum I own subway"
subway is a decent investment if you can get one in a good part of town. to have a macdonalds franchise, you need to work at mcdonalds for a few months and be somewhat active in the running of the business. afaik for a subway you don't need any of that and just have a staff member of your franchise holding company go and do a few courses and the store manager is on the hook for everything day to day. if you can get a good deal on the real estate, it can be a nice earner.

>>14886218
Oof

>>14890666
Based trips

>>14890683
You're the one unable to tease out all the implications of a couple of sentences without having them explicated.

>>14886124
fine here you go tranny

Feel bad for Australia bros. Feel like they are pretty based but getting fucked pretty hard right now. Thoughts and prayers your way.

>>14887714
Semitic slave religion followers aren't white

>>14893382
Nah were good brother. Its all about stayin strong and keeping relations tight. Yeah the populus is shitter and shitter but the og aussies are still same as allways.

>>14893261
>tranny
you are not using that correctly

>>14893898
just dont dissent on facebook or the cops kick down your door and steal all your electronics

>>14893898
every "og aussie" male is with a chinky sheila these days
its over mate. fucked, big time

>>14893056
> without having them explicated.

lol

>>14894115
og aussie male here i done fucked 200 gooks

>>14886306
Your parents small gathering of sandwich slurpers sounds like the most depressing wedding of all time. Cold cuts, limp luncheon meat, sugary dressing and bread as far from artisinal as possible, all layering together to create disappointment, in a group so small if you blinked, you’d miss them. Do your parents not have friends? Do they not like cooked meals? Fucking hell.