/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14878595
Your choice of literature is pretentious and shit

>>14878604
Came here to say this

>>14878595
That table is a setup, take your fake shit to insta you attention whore

>>14878595
>pretentious literature
>weed man
>apple
>bose

>>14878604
>>14878611
>>14878628
>wahhh wahhh just read Harry Potter like the rest of us wahhh

>>14878595
The food looks like Chinese takeout, for better or worse. As far as the rest of the bait, meh

>>14878645
wahhh wahhh just read Harry Potter like the rest of us wahhh

You're gonna look back at your life when you're 35 and figure out you wasted it. The food is fine.

>>14878604
and the laptop.

>>14878662
>You're gonna look back at your life when you're 35 and figure out you wasted it.

How do? I spend my free time reading literature and playing soccer, two productive things I enjoy doing; whereas normalfags spend their time drinking, watching cuckflix, and browsing social media.

>>14878595
How many times are you voting for biden?

>>14878678
I'm playing OSRS and watching Total Drama Island on youtube.

>>14878595
too many books
too many vegetables
too many apple products
not enough guns
not enough whisky
why are liberals afraid of inanimate objects?

>>14878595
Why dont you ask Mephistopheles, bitch?

>>14878595
That fork is gay as fuck

>>14878695
Swap that shitty little box cutter for a good buck 120 and you're g2g

>ONE egg roll
Jesus

>>14878678
>playing soccer
I hope that MLS contract comes through soon.

>How do? I spend my free time reading literature and playing soccer, two productive things I enjoy doing; whereas normalfags spend their time drinking, watching cuckflix, and browsing social media.

>>14878595
lol imagine eating an eggroll bigger than my dick

>>14878682
>>14878695
I live in DC and am voting for Trump a second time. I guarantee I’m more right wing than either of you faggots.

>>14878718
does your vote even count in DC?

>>14878645
No thanks J.K. Rowling isn’t Trans friendly :^)

>>14878678
Do you frequent Whiskey Bars and little known microbreweries?

>>14878722
You can google this. Not even in the slightest.

>>14878718
>taxation without representation
you're a cuck

>>14878730
>implying I drink alcohol

What do you take me for, a retard?

>>14878595
>la croix

What does my fortune cookie mean, bros?

>>14878595
What you really meant to say is: OOOh Look i Smoke Weed. Im such a cool Badass

>>14878736
>smokes marijuana
>thinks hes not a retard

>>14878699
Based buck poster.

>>14878695
>Books, vegetables, and apple products arent inanimate
????

>>14878744
Alcohol is literally more harmful than weed. Alcohol kills more brain cells than weed. Not to mention alcohol makes you age like shit, gain weight, destroy your body, and addicted. So yes, you are a fucking retard for drinking booze.

>>14878757
>Duuuuuuude weeeeeed maaaan
Enjoy your schizophrenia

>>14878695
pathetic, you will never gain your father's respect no matter how much tough man larping you do

>>14878741
It means you’re wasting your 20s being a faggot pseud

>>14878775
Yeah, probably. But which millennial isn’t?

>>14878741
>20 you do whatever shit you want to
>30 if you're not an idiot, you get smarter and grow up
>40 you figure out if you've fucked everything up or not

>>14878678
You left out smoking weed and being an overall degenerate little nigger faggot

>>14878657
>like the rest of us
Nigga how old is you

>>14878796
>2020
>still thinking there is anything wrong with smoking weed

Fuck off boomer

>>14878595
I don't think I could hate you more if I tried

>>14878803
>fuck off boomer

>>14878678
>whereas normalfags spend their time drinking

Strange thing to criticize others for, when your a fucking druggy.

Itt we learned that 4chinz is a self improvement website and that op is a faggot.

>>14878840
Sounds like a struck a chord, drunkard. At least I don’t need to pound a six pack every night to cope with my shitty life.

>>14878854
Thats because your to busy pounding your dick to henti

>>14878854
>At least I don’t need to pound a six pack every night to cope with my shitty life.

But I bet you can't live with out your dope.
Also, FYI, a slab of stubbies lasts me a couple of months.

>>14878595
>Adult me still thinks about my dead parents while eating garbage delivery chinese food, now just with an added twist!

>>14878877
>a slab of stubbies

Wtf is that, anon?

>>14878595
Where's your undercooked burger you obese faggot

>>14878595
>live laugh love coffee mug
>La Croix
>Apple computer
You're either female or a complete faggot

>>14878899
You’re thinking of the other faggot, retard.

>>14878854
My life is great I just love to drink most nights

>>14878907
This is what an alcoholic in denial sounds like, everyone.

>>14878901
Nah, I know this is the taco bell faggot. As if we can't tell

>>14878900
I’m a heterosexual male. The coffee mug is my female roommate’s.

>>14878595
do yourself a favor and add some dried coriander to the disgusting cartilage chicken. It makes it taste better.

looks dry as fuck

>>14878678
how is it you feel that reading is different than watching netflix

>>14878893
A slab is a 24pk carton of beer,
A stubbie, or stubbies plural, is a small glass bottle of beer averaging around about 350ml in volume.

Every saturday you post a pic of chinese food from panda express w/ a can of la croix and evidence you smoke weed, suck cock and love taking it up the ass

>>14878908
I didn’t deny shit, we all gotta die somehow. I’m just skewing the odds towards certain outcomes

>>14878939
Imagine thinking the Western canon is even remotely comparable to your pozzed liberal media, you fucking npc.

>>14878969
Imagine thinking that the smut of yesteryear which was just pop garbage at the time of its release somehow intrinsically holds any more value than the pop garbage of today.

Literally the only difference is the audience.

>>14878983
>Goethe
>smut

itt a bunch of wojackposters seethe at someone who can read and afford to not eat knock off hot pockets for dinner

>>14879144
Mmmm reheated chinese food.

>>14879144
Yeah, fuck jannies. This thread is low quality bait

>>14879355

>>14878595
Steamed rice is based, sometimes simpler is just better.

>>14878595
fried stuff is bad for you

>>14879355
>>14879360
I have those same Walmart plates

>>14878595
Looks good except that you're not using Colman's or S&B mustard, those little packets from Chinese joints suck.

>>14878604
Was going to dutifully insult the damaging bookmark and implication that he marks the pages with the Sharpie, as I presumed the bait was intended to be, then I spotted this jealous illiterate.

>>14879542
Maybe the sharpie was up his pooper?

>>14878595
I wouldn't even put secret aardvark sauce on it.

>>14878595
>undercooked rubbery broccoli
>rice
>breaded chicken
>dirt
>weed
>sauce packets
nightmare world

>>14879542
There is literally nothing wrong with highlighting your favorite passages in a book.

>>14878595
I don't know about meet
You tell it

>>14878595
It looks pretty tasty. But also I am fasting and my fatass is starving.

>>14879413
Of all the posts in this thread that deserve a soyjak

>>14878595
>leftover takeout chinese
>with shitty rice and broccoli you steamed yourself
>garbage take out sauce packets, but so white they didn't give you chopsticks, so eating with a fork
>garbage bubbly water
>garbage goethe translation (and using a whiteboard marker as a highlighter)
>garbage bose speaker
>oversized pipe with a small bowl, and mini bic to burn your thumb
>girly mug, despite clearly living alone
>macbook
>"no need for a napkin, the table and floor will absorb the mess" tier aesthetic

>>14879708
Just keep a database of page and line numbers you asshole

>>14879884
shut the fuck up autist

>>14878595
No.

>>14878595
Based general tso chad

>>14878673
2015 MacBooks Pro were the pinnacle of Apple laptops before they went all in on shit keyboards, the Touch Bar, and USB-C. You shut your whore mouth.

>>14879144
Seething OP is seething

>>14878595
>not even reading in the original German

embarrassing post

>>14878695
>cigar just resting on the desk instead of inside a ash tray.

>>14878595
There is no excuse in 2020 for eating fake Chinese takeout meme i.e. fried chicken balls doused in syrup sauce with boiled unwashed vegetable and overdone rice

>>14878595
You seriously need to be less gay.

>i love you a latte
you seem nice

>>14880722
Not everyone has a gas fired wok.

>>14880752
I'll see that and raise you this...

>>14880763

>>14878595
how fat are you. post wrist. you aren't supposed to eat an entire take out dinner in a single sitting

>>14880757
I'm saying find a better restaurant. Stop eating 1990s American "chinese" "food"

>>14878595
what the fuck is duck sauce and mustard even for? I've tried the duck sauce with rice and I'd rather just try to use the entree's sauce. why don't they just give out sweet and sour and soy sauce packets instead?

>>14878595
Faggot/10

>>14878604
What's wrong with goethe

>>14878595
single male, 35 yo. pretentious fuck.
Clean those bt speaker, laptop, you filth.
Oh, the food...average, like your iq.

>>14878595
>every annoying redditfaggot paraphernalia neatly ordered on the table to show off how much of an insecure cunt you are

>>14878983
The state of today's brainwashed 'society'...

>>14881161
>tfw you can't grasp that the fine art of today is the pop-art of antiquity, and the thing that sets it apart is the number of people who have dedicated time to analysing it

>>14881824
>haha yeah bro homer was totally the capeshit of yesteryear xDDD!!!

Go drink your soylent, cuck.

>>14881834
the funniest thing is that you genuinely seem incapable of seeing that what you're writing is easily academically defensible

>>14879360
>pre ground pepper
ngmi

>>14878695
>Whiskey
>Gun
>Blade
>Cigar
>Steak

How do I know you have a micro penis?

the food looks fine, but the guys eating it is a fag who thinks he’s smart

>>14882250
>reading books means you’re a pretentious asshole

Whew, when did our society start degrading so much? Go consoom something, retard.

>>14878678
>reading literature and playing soccer >productive
kek

>>14878604
> classics ate just for pretentious pseudo intellectuals! What? What's a gate keeping contrarian?
Pls neck
>>14878595
That's literally just panda express.

>>14878595
>scratched and dirty table
>That grime on speaker
>smoking indoors
>finger marks on muh apple

>>14881848
>>14881824
>>14878983
>haha yeah everything is equally shit bro, imagine thinking some things are better than others
lol, i love internet """"""""""""""intellectuals""""""""""""

>>14882988
the point isn't that things are shit you useless fucking nihilist

>>14883000
after writing those posts, you're calling ME a nihilist? is this that projection thing i keep hearing about?

>>14878695
Very, VERY cringe

>>14881124
""People"" want you to read new trash instead of Western canon.

>>14883054
The concept of a western canon isn't useful. It must by its nature be an arbitrarily picked list of books. Many works of literature which are put into the western canon were just as influenced by non-western literature as they were by western literature. Many were influenced by low culture too, for that matter, and low culture doesn't make it into any canons. It just doesn't work as a concept.

>>14883151
>Catalogue of high culture that helps you navigate the labyrinth of shit and filth that is society
>works included are regularly mentioned and referred to in other great works
>some of the most important concepts and works ever created included
>not useful
Stick to the self help section I guess.

>>14883151
so in order for a concept like that to be useful, it needs to include books which were never influenced by outside literature or low culture?

>>14878595
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>14882744
>working out and reading are a waste of time

Mother of cope.

>>14883151
Why isn't it useful, though?

>>14883397
friendly reminder that you are conversing with a literal non-white

>>14878757
Alcoholo doesnot kill the brainceils. proof, prof?

>>14878595
I hope you don’t eat that regularly because it’s going to kill you
Nice book by the way. I see you are a high IQ patrician, and can forgive your decision to poison yourself with that meal tonight

>>14878604
There is nothing pretentious about reading the greatest literary works ever produced. You should try it

>>14881143
>sam hyde reaction image
mate you have no room to talk about anybody, get some self awareness

>>14883784
>everyman's library
jesus christ
you probably name drop hemingway and nabokov to impress dates

>>14883791
What? Everyman is a budget publisher, not some prestige label.

>>14883791
I don’t like Hemingway and I haven’t been on a date in 6 years

>>14878595
I want you to kill yourself

But the Goethe at least makes me want it to be painless

>>14883151
Why is it arbitrary? Surely they are chosen according to quality and language. Shakespeare was low culture. I'm sure there are others. You do realise you wouldn't be able to talk about the influence of eastern culture on the western canon without have a concept of the western canon.

>>14883786
An awareness of what?

>>14883044
it may well be
nothing in those posts inferred a value judgement for good or ill

>>14883321
No, the concept itself can't be useful. If it's supposed to be a collection of the great western works which influenced & were influenced by each other in one long conversation, then it'll also have to include nonwestern works and shitty popculture of the time, which makes it kinda pointless. Or it'll have to arbitrarily cut out nonwestern works and shitty popculture.
>>14883315
If it's just a list of "literature which I think is good" then it's just a recommendation list lmao. It's not a canon. The western canon is supposed to be all the works which have shaped western culture in one long tradition. As I've said, that's not actually a thing. There is no isolated western tradition of purely great works.

The most famous example is the fugging Bible, which is hugely influential on western culture and also is not western. If you're excluding the Bible, you're retarded. If you're including it, it's not actually a western canon.

>>14884049
You strike me as a moronic first year undegrad. Are you? You don't seem to even understand what you're arguing against, yet still you feel a need to mount an argument.

>>14884067
I'm glad we had this conversation, anon.

Just decided to enjoy a steak myself after a long day

>>14884312
This steak brought to you by microwaves!

Stop smoking.

>>14884312
this cant be real

>>14884312
Looks like you boiled it. Lol

>>14878604
he's 1/4 through the book. I don't think he is being pretentious. However, I think you are being an asshole and a dumb fuck, since the OP asked for insults on his dinner, not his book.

>>14878595
Not enough broccoli

>>14878595
every item on this table was carefully selected and arranged to maximize the (you) yield

>>14879417
Same but from Fred Meyer's.

>>14884312
Days are all the same length you stupid asshole!

>>14878595
>shit laptop
>cup says 'latte'
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>pretentious shitty books (unread)
yeah you a flaming homo allrite

>>14878595
>applelel
>weed
>chink shit

Anyone else wants some chicken?

There's a lot of hostility ITT, desu. It's not very comfy.

>>14886951
do you guys just live on you computers? theres no harm in eating at the table.

>>14878595
Fuck your dinner. It's own parents don't even like it.

>>14878695
thats a man of culture right there

>>14878695
How does it feel knowing that you'll only ever use that gun on yourself?

>>14878595
The fact that you posed all that shit in the photo for 4chan should make you feel ashamed
>>14878604
Calling a classic text pretentious shows me that you are both a huge pseud, and you haven't even read it you utter fag.
>>14878695
I am LMAOing at ur life. Flexing with woodford reserve... oh man.
>>14878741
I guess you'll never know
>>14879355
The steak looks nice enough, but the mac and cheese makes it kind of ghetto
>>14886951
yeah let me have a nibble

>>14878645
This, fucking normies