/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14876828
There comes a point in every deen-eater's life where he says "I can't eat any more fucking deenz" and then they never eat them again

Oh I'm cracking a can but I assure you theres no fish in it

>>14876836
>>14876837
Dubs and I take a shot to wash down this olive oil

Michelin quality deenz

>>14876828
Why are the deenz so small
Looks like skippers or something, sardines are ticker and darker

>>14876828
Not deenz but sat back and enjoyed a can of these

Deenz nuts LMAO

>>14876828
why have you faggots tried to turn this shit into a meme?

>haha hehe hurr!! deenz bros! have you cracked open your morning can yet duders? haha wow lmao these sure are nutrious! see you at reddit magic the gathering practice later my homosexual homies!

>>14878660
based gottem

>>14878684
>durrr! fishermans eggs! le deenz /fit/ pills for sick gains! master troll epic win!!!

>>14876828

Looks kino but you have baby 20 something hands.

Cut your nails

>>14878684
>>14878946

someone get these hotheads out of here

those who reject deenz, embrace ignorance

>>14878684
cringe

>>14879090
>le deenz !! XD!!!

>>14876828
Gonna have me some for tomorrow's dinner

>>14879101
>haha! epic win for sure my deenz dude !!!

>>14879299
Nice 2015 meme bro

>>14878684
this post is more reddit than op

i really like canned fish but it's usually too expensive.

>>14878684
Absolute thread wrecker. Fuck these retarded meme sardines posters.

>>14876836
This is where I'm at rn. I ate them obsessively for months after a lifetime of eating them occasionally, and now I'm just done with them. I still have like 20 cans and it just doesn't sound good anymore. I hope I develop a taste for them I really liked them a lot and they're top tier lifting food.

How does a can of deenz in olive oil have the same caloric content as deenz in salt water?

>>14876828
I am hopping on the Deenz train boys, what am i in for? What do i do with them? Ive got some club crackers, and i also have rice, I was told that the kind an olive oil or the kind in tomato sauce is the best

>>14880614
>too expensive
Have you tried holding a semi-stable job? Canned fish is dead cheap

>>14878684
>>14878946
>>14879299
>>14880619
Imagine getting this buttflustered over canned fish

Sardines are great, cheap, and nutritionally dense, but the autistic infantilism of obsessively calling them "deenz" is really off-putting. It's Reddit-tier faggotry on par with the "chup gang" faggots and "r/hydrohomies".

They're sardines. They're good. Fuck off with your forced memespeak.

>>14881614
I hopped on the deenz train earlier this year. They have a pretty strong fishy flavor so I wouldn't recommend going for the straight from the can method. Use them as a smaller component of a bigger dish until you get used to the flavor. At least use some hot sauce and maybe some onions with them on a cracker. Straight deenz can be offputting to a virgin mouth.

>>14881599
i don't think they count oil when they list caloric content anon, i could be wrong ofc

>deenz+skyr+spices make for a delicious spread
anyone else do this or similar?

>>14881623
Canned fish, the stuff you actually want to eat, costs anywhere from $2-$4 depending on where you get it, and what brand.
That's a lot of money to dedicate to a single ingredient in a single meal, even if it is the centerpiece in that meal.
There is something cozy in opening the little square can and chowing down with some crackers, but the mystique that surrounds sardines and the traits people give them (sardines are a dog shit lifting food, basically on par with cheese whiz for macros) are undeserved and basically cringe.
Sardine lovers are on par with IPA fags and cigar ""aficionados"".

>>14881943

>>14881914
How fish are we talkin? I frequently eat fish, tuna, Cod, salmon, catfish, tilapia, I've stayed away from Anchovies and Deenz though, I did used to eat the sardines in hot sauce on crackers with my dad as a kid though, and I do have a love of canned smoked oysters

>>14881943
I'd rather eat shrimp poop than dig out that fucking spine.

>>14881943
truth.

do you just fucking eat them? aren't there bones in there? holy fuck I am retching just thinking about it.

>>14882039
You'll probably be fine given what you listed. My pre-sardine seafood experience was pretty much limited to fried salmon and shrimp, and sardines are a couple levels above that. They're fine though, I eat them on crackers now from time to time with a little hot sauce and whatever else is around as a garnish. They're sort of like olives. If you start off eating them straight out of the jar you're gonna think they're nasty, but once you get used to them as a component of a bigger dish you might go back to eating them straight from the jar.

>>14881825
Theyre certainly not cheap.

Ive never eaten sardines, how do you even eat them?

>>14881943
>>14882111
I don't know where you asshats are buying your sardines, but paying more than $1.50 for a tin of Brunswicks is robbery up here in leafland. Maybe stop buying imported brands?

>>14882226
1.50 for 100grams of fish thats full of bones is not cheap.

>>14876828
Okay /ck/ just experienced my first can of Deenz, pic related is the brand

I will say starting out, I ate them over club crackers oh, and the one thing I thought it really needed was some extra salt, some extra salt would have turned it from a way to get some extra protein into a really yummy snack, overall it was a little bit Bland but I can see its flavor potential with other ingredients, my usual Seafood snack is also pick related, smoked oysters in oil

How can I crank these sardines up to 11?

>>14882079
The bonez are pretty soft. Mild crunch then they crumble. Barely even notice if they were oil packed.

>>14878625
These are the best canned seafood. Afraid to eat them more than 2 or 3 times a week though because of the crazy zinc content, but they're delicious.

>>14878684
They are delicious

>>14882390
And I said $1.50 was the upper limit of price. Besides, the bones are edible and part of the nutrition.

>>14883034
They're also high in purines and can be a contributing factor to gout if you eat them too frequently. Same deal with tinned oysters, etc.

>>14882977
>11
A few drops of lime, a dash of hot sauce.
Kipper snacks add a smokey flavor and are highly enjoyable, too.

>>14878625
How's the texture? I can't remember if I tried clams/oysters/mussels in the can but they were really mushy except for one small piece and it was unpleasant.

>>14881943
canned fish, indian pale ale, and a cigar sounds like a comfy evening

>>14876836
This also applies to eggs, though my egg eating ability regenerated over time

>>14882079
The bones are the best part. It's like crispy chicken skin.

>>14881599
Technically you're supposed to drain them completely, which means they get away with not putting in the extra calories

>>14876836
Damn, I'm still in the honeymoon phase I guess, but I can see this happening eventually. Almost every day for lunch I eat a can of deenz packed in extra virgin olive oil over brown rice with hot sauce. Usually either Bela, Wild Planet, or King Oscar brand. Sometimes add avocado. It's just the perfect delicious, nutritious, shovel-it-in food

>>14883977
Oh yeah I love the bones. Nice and mildly crunchy, and I know I'm getting some proper calcium

>>14884015
I always eat the oil but I have a super high metabolism and need all the fat and calories I can get

>>14883950
No it doesn't.

>>14884489
Just remember to stay hydrated and keep active. Eating a lot of sardines regularly can eventually lead to gout due to the high purine content, if you're not careful. Good exercise and plenty of fluids helps prevent the buildup of uric acid caused by eating very rich and nutritionally dense food like sardines.

>>14884528
Thanks anon, will do!

>>14876828
>deenz posting
>2020
Based.
>>14876836
>There comes a point in every deen-eater's life where he says "I can't eat any more fucking deenz" and then they never eat them again
>he actually thinks someone can hate deenz forever or get sick of deenz
No, I refuse to believe so.
Unless you literally eat nothing but deenz, you just can't get sick of them.

>>14876853
based pickle

>>14876836
I got tired of them when I wasn't eating them, stopped eating for a about a month
I started eating them again and finished my remaining cans in a few days
Maybe they just marinated in the oil and tasted better? Who knows

>>14876836
>>14878609
in regards to enjoying deans on crackers (ritz here) i LOVE when i get a can with buncha small deans, but I kinda get burnt out on just having large big fat deans. it's a gamble every can.

>>14883950
>be 17
>learn how to make scrambled eggs
>eat 5scrambled eggs every day for 2 months
>gag reflex starts setting in whenever I eat them
>now 29, haven't had scrambled eggs in 12 years

>>14883050
The bones are edible but shit for nutrients.
A glass of milk is much better.

>>14878625
>from managed fisheries
what does that mean?

>>14886009
Better than womaneged fisheries.

>>14884513
Yes it does. It applies to basically every food if you eat nothing but that food every day

>>14885928
Have you tried making an omlette?

>>14886009
basically giant concrete pools of fish under opaque greenhouses if it's like the salmon hatchery I went to.

Sorry lads, long time deen lover but I have turned to herring. for some reason it just seems better in terms of texture and taste. Still gonna eat my deens but my 20+ tins are now herring.

>>14886573
Respectable choice.

>>14886586
yeah but i still get that tiny feeling of treachery y'know? I cant sing the deenz song anymore while eating now too.

>>14886573
Herring are also sardines, retard.

>>14886620
Interesting. I didn't know there was that much variety

>>14876902
what the fuck is that makeshift sracha

>>14886666
checked, (they) banned actual Sriracha in Europe (atlest in Finland?) so we have these makeshift Srirachas now, its actually thicker and id say better than the OG but its ridiccilous i know

>>14886620
>Sorry guys, I stopped eating sardines and now eat sardines...

>>14886666
If it ain't made in Texas, it ain't Sriracha

>>14886707

>>14886666
>>14886682
Huy Fong, the original sriracha brand, had an issue with sulfite contamination in Finland within the last year that still hasn't been resolved so customs isn't allowing them to import. This happened just months after the rotten bottles exploding on store shelves around the EU, so a lot of people figured there was a blanket ban on imports.
It's just peppers, sugar, and garlic, anyways. Not too hard to make, but a lot of the domestic brands usually aren't as sweet as the original.

>>14878684
It's ok, you can just say you prefer macs
https://youtu.be/LlORfF81ZHM

skinless/boneless fags fuck out of here pussy ass bitches

>>14876828
I made fisherman's eggs the other night and they were so fucking dense with protein that I had horrible shits like all of Saturday night. No more deenz for me.

>>14887745
>Can I get some sardines with extra bones
>are you gonna finish those bones dude?

>>14878684
chill out anon let the yuropoors eat their tinned sloppa in peace

>>14876828
I dip my deenz in fondue. Then sprinkle them with a dash of nutmeg. Call this recipe: sweet deen’s Swedish deenz

>>14876836
This. I like sardines, but I don't look forward to them like I used to. I rarely eat them these days. Obviously fresh are different.

>>14888887
>one off

>>14889051
>not checking the digits elsewhere
>>14888888

>>14885878
>and then they never eat them again
I know that feel. Whenever I get small deenz I look on the can to see if there's any indicator.. None
I still like the fat deenz tho too

You small fish hipsters. This is real Chad of preserved fish.

>>14876836
>>14878684
Seething vegan cuck.

Top tier deenz recipire
Debone jalapeno deenz
Get them sizzling in a pan with butter
Add ground black pepper and cayenne
Crack two eggs into the pan
Scramble bit dont dry it out
Lightly salt

>>14889966
>debone
Why though? That's where the nutrition is.
>jalapeno
Never, ever buy 'deenz in anything but olive oil. Never. You can always add some hot sauce from your vast collection if you wish.

>>14890007
Hey the ones marinated in lemon and oil are great as well.

>>14890007
I'm pretty sure its jalapenos in oil tho
Jalapeno deenz is best deenz

Debone for less cronch

>>14890099
Checkd
The crunch is the best part

>>14890046
>>14890099
Flavored deenz only exist to disguise a catch that's a day too old to pass mustard plain.

Those who know will know

>>14890449
>in "oil"
Yes they know to go for the ones in olive oil, not motor oil.

>>14890007
>people eat the bones
yikes

>>14891794
>not eating the bones
Wasteful

>>14891794
you've clearly never eaten them or you'd know that they're soft and un-noticable

>>14892063
I chipped my fucking tooth on a sardine bone. You can eat some of the thin bones okay but if you get a thick one like the kneecap it's hard as fuck

>>14886682
they did? I haven't bough a new bottle since spring or so
I made a jug of my own because the chilli harvest was bountiful this year

>>14892153
anon, are you sure the kneecaps came from sardines?
I don't think sardines have knees

>>14892221
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vestigiality
Most fish have kneecaps tucked away inside from earlier evolutions

>>14876836
Yeah, I'm past that point.

>>14892358
I thought fish grew legs and came onto land, not the other way around. Are deenz just evolved sea lizards?

>>14892561
they did, but the other anon is full of shit. Kneecaps are cartilage and wouldn't be hard like a bone anyway- fish also don't have 'vestigial kneecaps'.

>>14876828

>>14892716
>sauced deenz
>special deenz fork
>deenz and beans
>frozen potato cakes
that's some comfy tier poverty food

>he doesn't eat herring in tomato sauce

>>14892736
This is good. Tinned mackerel is nice as well. Currently only have some tuna though.

>>14892716
Based brekkie

>>14892736
This stuff is great if you can get your hands on it.

Shortening already short words is a sign of mental retardation.

>>14892716
well done anon

very comfy

>>14894538
So is projection

>>14895586
No, that's a sign of emotional immaturity.

yeah deen bros...

I'm thinking its gonna be a good night

>>14895658
Based shiner bro

>>14892716
>fork with only three prongs

What did the Brits mean by this?

>>14878684
>>14879090
>>14879101
>>14879622
>>14881799
>>14883048
>>14887004
>>14889429
>haha! wowza there friendos! have you eaten your blended /DEENZ/ and soylent shake this morning duderz? haha truly epic and based !!

>>14895658
oktoberfest beers are always fucking shitty

>>14889267
Too fucking sweet

I'd get King Oscar sardines in olive oil (still have a lot in my pantry) and eat them for lunch with something. Usually some whole wheat crackers and cheddar and a small pickle. I share them with my dogs.

Currently going through norovirus so everything upsets my stomach and it's shite. Can hardly wait to get back to normal food. Did eat some kippers with very plain pasta tonight and it hasn't really done much to my stomach so I'm hoping it's over soon.

>>14895934
its not so bad

a bit sweet and meme filled but nice to taste

for 8 bucks you could do a lot worse when those coors meme bottles are only one buck less

>>14886685
This made me fucking lol man

>>14889267
breakfast of champions

>>14876828
I just tried a little salad with whatever I had around instead of crackers. On a bed of spinach, add the deenz then chopped green onions and grape tomatoes. Salt, pepper, like 2 teaspoons each of sriracha and heinz mayoracha, and a cap of cider vinegar. Mash the deenz up a bit and mix everything together. The vinegar in particular was really nice with the spinach, gonna tweak this.

Tried these the other day. Not my favorite. Oil and flavor was a little off.

I am no

Hey /deenz/. I started lurking these threads a bit ago, and have asked for some recommendations. I finally bought a can of regular King Oscar. Haven't opened them yet. I have some sourdough bread, some jalapenos, random condiments. Is there anything I should do to prep them? Or just right out of the can. Anyone want a picture to let me know if it's a good can, or are they always consistent in quality?

>>14898814
King Oscar is good but it's like the benchmark for good. There's better brands but King Oscar is easily available at major groceries and hits a good price point. For starters, eat them straight out of the can, bread, and a pickled side. If you need a little more flavor, a few slices of jalapeno would be perfect but hot sauce is acceptable too. You can get creative later once you try sardines straight and know its flavor first.

Try King Oscar's Mediterranean style or the tomato sauce one then add pasta. The one in olive oil with jalapenos are good too. If you want some toppest tier sardines, find Nuri brand (my favorite is spiced sardines in tomato sauce) but they're quite costly, something like $7-8 for a single can.

>>14898814
>>14899038
Well i fucked up. When i was shopping i was just looking for "king oscar". Accidentally bought anchovies

>>14899863
Anchovies are ok but it's used really differently from sardines. Sardines you eat straight but anchovy you use to flavor. Like if you're making a tomato sauce or soup, throw a few anchovies in there to give it depth and complexity

>>14876836
Not true bro. I was hitting the Deenz pretty had a few years back. It was a 2 - 3 can a day habit. Then I got a 4 pack of pregnant Brunswik Deenz and that put me off Deenz for a few months. Back on the horse though. I'm not eating them daily so I don't get sick of them.
Pic related. Having these for lunch on some rye crispbread with aged cheddar and maybe something spicy.

>>14895658
Literally soil

>>14876836
lie

>>14876828
Pilchards in tomato sauce on bread tomorrow for lunch. Fit AF.


>>14876836
Change to mackrel every now and then.

>>14900854
I eat anchovies on crackers

Is there a risk of mercury poison from too much of a good deen?

>>14901257
It's low on the food chain

>>14876828
deenz are reddit so no

>>14901483
Why are deenz reddit? use a real comparison. How can a fish be reddit? Is tinned mackerel reddit? how about tinned rainbow trout? This spam is pretty reddit guys sorry can't eat it

>>14895658
What the fuck? Is this a troll? Do people really eat canned fish?

Disgusting

>>14901516
New here

>>14901257
Probably more of a risk of ingesting too much plastic

>>14901516
>>14901528
I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters

>>14901013
>Literally soil

What did he (you) mean by this ????

>>14882079
Isn't their intestinal tract in there too? Aren't you eating fish shit?

/fit/ here
Deenz almost daily with an avocado and a sliced tomato post or pre workout. I used to get the beech cliff ones because they're cheap. I didn't know how good sardines were until I started trying new brands. Now I know spending the extra is worth it.

>>14901546
>I'm gay btw,
It all makes sense now. Because you eat dick and shit, rather than pussy, you use the terrible odor and taste of canned fish as proxy for the pussy you'll never experience.

>>14895802
A three tine fork is supposed to be for seafood, shrimp and oysters so he's using it correctly with the deenz

King Oscar were the first sardines a tried and I have to say these are much more palatable and probably taste 5x better. More salt content but the taste is worth it.

>>14876828
Does anyone here eat cook their deenz with red onion and tomato like my dad

>>14904236
>all that babble
Are you 10?

>>14904236
No, but nasty unwashed pussy does smell sardine-like

>europoors can't into /deenz/
>you're all men between the ages of 18 and 34
>34% of you are disgusting phoneposters
>15% are macfags

>>14895658
>BeachCliff

thats gonna be a yikes for me bud.
probably the worst sardine brand.

>>14878625
you can make some fantastic pasta with a can of these, angel hair and some sun dried tomato pesto.

>>14907035
>294 hours of pure deenz

just ordered these for my deenz. gonna be gud

>>14876853
cape cod chips are based

>>14878684
this duder hasn't had his deens yet

>>14910363
Looks fancy

>>14910817
Chips and deenz are a surprisingly decent combo

Which one next my fellow deenz connoisseurs?
We've got
>Oscar Kippers packed in Germany
>Oscar Deenz packed in Poland
>Poseidon mustard deenz packed in Poland
>Safi deenz packed in Morocco
>Excelsior deenz packed in China, product of Jamaica?

What do deenz taste like? Never had them before.

>>14887004
Does the owner of this vid ever check out these threads? I'm the guy singing in the recording and I was wondering if "thank you based retard" could be removed so I can send it to my mom without her being upset by the language (maybe I should leave a comment on the vid instead)

>>14907035
>>14911856
Isn't this him?

>>14911856
Ok chud

This is my thing this week.