/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Do you even lift?

>>14869247
It wouldn't be so bad if it had some other protein source

>>14869259
they taste terrible

>>14869247

soibot plz help

>>14869369
i let soibot's batteries run out and now I can't drink my soooylent, but daddy won't let me out of my cage unless I drink all my soooooylent!

qrd on why they're so popular with bugmen?

>>14869369 (Me)
i let soibot's batteries run out and now I can't drink my soooylent, but daddy won't let me out of my cage unless I drink all my soooooylent!

>>14869369
i let soibot's batteries run out and now I can't drink my soooylent, but daddy won't let me out of my cage unless I drink all my soooooylent!

>>14869247
Not since I picked a fist fight with a guy on /ck/. This guy must have been two hundred and thirty three pounds of pure muscle. He knocked all my teeth out in a single round. I've had to drink all my calories.

>>14869369
>>14869409
>>14869414
based filter raping you into submission

>>14869369
what the fuck's up with that hand?

>>14869485
Dude has no grip strength, it's almost like he's doing it on purpose.
Maybe he doesn't know any better and has never done manual labor in any meaningful capacity before.

>>14869264
They don't taste terrible, they just don't taste like much of anything at all.

>>14869633
I NEED MY SOOOOYYYYY

>>14869259
Just drink your bf's cum

>>14869247
Any time I see this shit I can only remember the movie
they don't sell this shit in my country but I wouldn't try it if it was the last thing I could eat

Just checked the ingredients and nutritional info of these for the first time, and it's complete shit. A bunch of stuff that is actually bad for you. I thought it must actually have some merit given its popularity.

>>14869684
cacao tastes like chocolate milk though.

>>14869633
Or his hand is fucking malformed.

>>14869247
ive been eating soy for a good 8 years and ive lost a ton of weight, I've become more assertive in my actions and decisions, and I've lost my man boobs. Not saying any of this isn't possible with eating meat, just saying there's a lot of disinfo about soy that is circulating around the internet.

>Do you still eat food


Yes. Yes I fucking do. With absolute pleasure.

Eating is better than sex. God I love food.

>>14869247
seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

>>14872684
It's lunch in a bottle. (With 20% of every vitamin in it without tasting bad)

Still not legal for sale in most countries outside of the US.

>The product does not meet the requirements to be called "Meal Replacement", due to the level of fortification and lack of Phosphorus.
>Sucralose, a non-permitted sweetener in meal replacements of this kind is in every formulation.
>Only "Cafe Chai" contained a second non-permitted food additive (caffeine).

>Calculations showed 13 vitamins or minerals were below the minimum required amount, and 1 mineral was above the maximum allowable amount.
>Required phosphorous was not declared in any of the products.

>>14872684
because, if you haven't realized by now, most people are fucking gay

>>14872684
It was invented by a silicon valley programmer on the autism spectrum who felt that eating was a chore and providing nutrients for his vessel to keep pumping out software was beneath him.

>ITT: s*yb*ys

The second ingredient is canola oil. These niggas drinkin straight poison!!

>>14871863
You must be a landwhale