/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14864048
it made me crave mcdonalds.

After watching this, I will ALWAYS eat mcdonalds again.

>>14864048
It's been what, 20 years almost?
Fuck off
I know McDonalds is shit and I hate this fag for essentially getting rid of the super size option

>>14864066
there is absolutely no reason for the supersize option to exist though. Its better for society that its not available.

>>14864066
the difference between super size (7g) and large(6g) fries is 1oz. That's not exactly huge.

>>14864079
did you just try and tell me that a gram is the same as an ounce?

>>14864079
Retard

>>14864048
Yeah. McDonald's is the problem. The hundreds of other fast food places are fine.

>>14864066
>being so american you only order supersize

>>14864079
Sorry I got my units confused. Super Sized fries was 7oz. Large size now is 6oz. 1oz isn't that huge a different.

>>14864048
>eating shit loads of carbs and sugar makes you fat

I will never forgive this movie for helping get rid of the Super Size upgrade

>>14864134
>eating shit loads of carbs and sugar makes you fat

wrong

this is what michael phelps eats and hes fit as a horse

The crazy thing is WKUK somehow actually did the real behind the scenes version without even knowing it.
https://youtu.be/0EIAN1YcEUI
Guy was an alcoholic (later came out that he has barely been sober a week since age of 13) a vegan, and the calorie count from his meals wouldn't even be over 2000 a day...wonder where all those magic calories came from

>>14864191
No one even cares anymore since the #metoo shit and old age of the documentary overshadow it, but withholding that kind of detail is a serious shitbag move that killed the last of his credibility.

>>14864048
That *doc* was as stupid as some of michael moores.
dem

>>14864048
>chugs 3 liters of vodka every night
>"why does my liver and kidneys no function?"

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>>14864216
A few weeks ago, I ordered about $50 of McDonalds on UberEats, it arrived like 20 minutes late and was cold...when I looked in the bag about 1/4 of my food was missing...I confronted the delivery guy about it and he just said "I dint eat yo food bruh, take it up with uber" and just walked off

Anyways I contacted Uber about it and they said there is nothing they can do unless they have substantial evidence that he stole my food

>>14864224
This isn't fucking live journal

There are so many fast food threads on /ck/ now. obesity kills more people than cancer, why can't fat people just stop eating junk food

>>14864224
what did he look like?

>>14864234
who? the delivery guy?

>>14864233
Why can't your mom stop sucking dicks?

As humans we are called to have higher moral standards than animals, and I think part of that trait is not harming innocent creatures simply because they "taste good"....it's been proven through multiple studies that primal and early humans all the way up to the roman empire survived off of mostly vegetarian diets

just think about that

>>14864235
ya

>>14864245
>mostly

>>14864245
Eat this dick as a meat substitute, leaf boy.

In the UK, BK still do a super size. Almost nobody ordered it when I worked there for 2 1/2 years. Although we are a fairly fat country, especially compared to Europe, it's likely more just an American problem with the supersize thing.

>>14864256
idk, he was a rotund man with a slight accent, kind of tall and he had a hat on

>>14864191
top zozzle

>14864224
it's fucking copypasta dont reply to him

>>14864304
not copypasta retard, I literally typed about it like 2 weeks ago in a gameday food thread

you're such a dink

Take the ironpill.
Cook from fresh
stop being a fatfuck
get /fit/

>>14864327
no thanks bud, healthy food is fucking disgusting

>>14864066
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>>14864147

>Mcdonalds gets rid of super size
>BK gets rid of King size (their fries were good back then)
>Wendy's gets rid of biggie

Fuck that movie, and that faggot's ugly ass tranny gf

>>14864048
Their disgusting food didn't make you quit? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>14864276
Not him but i'm pretty sure he was inquiring about the delivery man's race.

>>14864317
no you are the mass replying dink

>>14864421
oh he was a black guy

>>14864236
Are you fat?

>>14864048
>fat this fat that
>fat bad
>when 90% of his diet was carbs

>alcoholic faggot trying to tell me whats good and whats not for my body
fuck off nigger

>>14864245
I didn't choose to be born an apex predator.

Cole did it too and only managed to improved his already elite level physique. I guess it depends on what you order
https://youtu.be/U6umfRzbVDY

>>14864224
Never trust a third party food delivery service. It's the lowest tier of job in existence with virtually no profit margin where desperate people work for very short periods of time and no one gives a fuck. You have to battle with support for longer than the meal is worth to get something like 50% off next meal, maybe.

It all basically depends on having absolutely no extra cost whatsoever so you just gotta cross your fingers you get the right order and hope it's not cold.

>>14864167
this is blatantly wrong

>>14864224
>using ubereats
You get what you deserve.

>>14864245
>it's been proven through multiple studies
That's not how that works. You can't just measure history we don't have.

>>14864167
do you know how much calories he burn from training?
how can a average person be compared to him...

>>14864048
Sperglock was full of shit.

>>14864167

that chart is bullshit. I eat AT LEAST that much and I don't look anywhere as good as micheal phelps.

>>14864774
This. People please use your brains.

>>14864066
Because of this movie, McDonald's also agreed to remove every McDonaldland character from commericials except Ronald. What a cuck company.

>>14864224
there is supposed to be a seal on the bag, if it was broken he stole your food

>>14864695
This.

I tried ubereats once, since they offered me free delivery on my first order, but the McDonalds was cold (despite being quick) so I never used it again. Only food I get delivered is pizza, where at least they can guarantee that it will be hot (which it has been, every time).

What McDonald's needs to do is fry their fries in beef tallow again. Sounds delightful.

>>14864224
time for vigilante justice

>>14864224
I remember seeing a post about this. Perhaps it was a few weeks ago. Of maybe this is some new pasta?

>>14864053
I came here to post this

>>14864867
My local Taco Bell "seals" the bags with a dumbass sticker that barely holds itself to the paper and is definitely NOT tamper evident. Would it really slow down operations so much to just give them a stapler instead?

>>14864048
>After watching this, I will NEVER eat mcdonalds again.
the dude lied

it is scientifallly imposible for him mto get that fate on mcdonalds given the amount he said he was eating on his logs

the dude ate extra food and did not log it to gain extra weight to make mcdonalds look bad

>>14864822
This. Dude eats McDonald's for 30 days and loses weight instead.

>>14865509
He later revealed that he was drinking heavily throughout the film, which would explain the extra calories and the liver damage that he tried to blame on french fries.

>>14864048
>is a raging alcoholic
>your liver function isn't normal
>it must be McDonald's

>>14864167
he must be autistic if he eats the same shit everyday

>>14864973
>>14864317

Calories in Calories out makes 0 sense
1000 calories worth of carbs =/= 1000 calories worth of protein =/= 1000 calories worth of fat
You process all of these things differently, it's far easier to consume more of carbs than fat, so naturally a high carb diet won't help

following the traditional grain heavy food pyramid won't work, you need fiber, you need protein, you need fats

If you eat 2000 calories worth of sugar and wheat, you'll be hungry by the end of the day
People ITT don't understand what nutritionists mean by a balanced diet and /ck/ doesn't understand the principles behind what makes low carb diets work

I'm not saying keto is the way to proceed, but there are plenty of low carb diets that are more than suitable

>>14865614
>

>indulge in degenerate alcoholism for the duration of the program
>become a fat shit with liver damage
>WOOOOOW DUDE MCUNGABUNGA IS SO BAD FOR YOU
not that it isnt, but fuck schools for showing this instead of an actual educational program on nutrition, which is a concept that almost no burger children have a functional understanding of.

Were people eating as much mcdonalds as he did in this movie back in the day?
Who tf is insane to eat nothing but mcdonalds everyday for every meal?

>>14865636
QRD
>some fat bitch sued macdonalds for making her a fat bitch
>macdonalds defense claims their food is suitable to be eaten as every meal (which on paper it could've been, but fat fucks overindulge)
>dude eats mcdonalds every day for a year with a bunch of weird and arbitrary rules like he has to order everything on the menu or something and he has to supersize if the employee asks if he wants to

>>14865636
of course no one was actually getting Supersize Mcdicks 3 times per day, even degenerate fatasses that love fast food will at least go somewhere different. at some point in the film they mention 2% of americans went to Mcdonalds every day, but they don't specify whether it's just people getting their coffee in the morning or having a full meal

>>14865623
good argument
here's my imaginary reaction image

>>14864449
you should have just said that from the start, but I inferred that based on how he talked

>>14864048
didn't this guy get busted recently for having cheese pizza?

>>14864167
yeah but he's also burning all of that shit off in the pool. so he NEEDs the energy

>be an alchoholic and addicted to crack
>blame mcdonalds for your fatty liver

>>14865558
>>14865631
Can confirm. I eat like 1500 cal a day and I'm still a fat shit because I'm an alchy. Also, it makes your organs swell, making you look even fatter.

>>14865784
Ok chud

>>14864822
based. So annoying that Spurlock wouldn't publish the list of what he ate. The fat head dude was a computer programmer and calculated that no combination of food matched any of Spurlock's claims

Imagine taking a poorly made film like this as the truth.
>Wildly and obviously biased
>Won't share his data with anyone
>Multiple groups have done the same experiment since the movie released and none of them have gotten the same result
>Some of them have actually lost weight following his rules
This is fear mongering of the highest order. but I guess only a tard would take it at face value.

>>14864048
lmao what faggot, this movie is fake and retarded

>>14864224
mass repliers get the rope

>>14864048
>After watching this, I will NEVER eat mcdonalds again.

>>14864048
>hidden nonsequiter

>>14864048
>Gentelmen.jpg
>FILE PHOTO.jpg

>>14864048

0/10 troll, gtfo zoomer

Is nobody gonna talk about what it was like to hear this for the first time in school?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo

>>14864066
Wasn't the Super Size option basically a financial drain anyway
And it turns out the whole documentary was a scam since nobody's been able to replicate his results and he refuses to release his diet logs. McDonalds still sucks though

>>14864048
Youre not wrong. The bots on this board alone make me want to slit my wrists, but that movie was propaganda.

>>14866350
There's a reason why silicon valley was actually a right leaning libertarian stronghold for decades. Logic and realism over feels and idealism.
The propaganda papers we call news literally bragged about Obama finishing the well poisoning fatality there. King Nigger himself and his wife Michael literally work for netflix now. They only subvert, never create.
Similar to why the actually useful degree graduates (STEM) are the most right leaning by far, despite subversion of academia.
If I went back in time, I'd probably assassinate that smelly hippy mooch Steve Jobs right after Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. Then the personality dependant, situationally cucked austitic Woz could properly ascend into his own personhood and success instead of relying on the contemporary Lonesome Rhodes of computing.

>>14864167
That doesn't look like a 12k kcal diet

>>14864167
Michael Phelps himself said that he averages about 6000 kcal a day, which makes sense if he trains for about 8 hours. He does NOT routinely eat 12000 kcal.

>>14864048
I've watched it , i don't really mind it i just like food and food-related media. True or not, i don't eat like a pig so it doesn't really matter.

>>14864075
>NOOOO PEOPLE SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO BUY X AMMOUNT OF FRENCH FRIES IT JUST SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED BAN IT GOVERMENT BAN IT NOWWWWW
There are people out there who really think like this

>>14867959
As far as I know, mcdicks only has one pork product that gets served for a limited time every few years if and when pork prices plummet.
I'm talking about the mcrib. It's meh even for trashy food. The ones in my school cafeteria were just as good, and the freezer sections ones are still just as good and you choose the sauce. I don't get the hype.
I get mcdonald's once or thrice a month, tops. These days, it's consists of getting a dollar large drink, a free large fries, and a bunch of mcdoubles for everyone since they're now $1.50. they haven't been that cheap in like 8 years.
It's still garbage, but it's cheap, and tasty once in a blue moon. If you're scrounging, don't hesitate on that cheap protein, fat, and simple carbs. Just make sure you at least take a multivitamin and have rice and beans with side veggies at home for more frequent meals.

>>14864048
this faggot and his faggot movie are the reason why mcdonalds sucks dick now.

>>14864867
This. I've picked up orders from a few different McDonalds in my area, and they always seal the bag with at least a few tamper seals.

I actually craved McDonald's after watching this as a kid. What kind of retard blames a fast food restaurant for making them fat? Who is forcing you to eat McDonald's constantly?

Also, some of the claims of this film are outright false and that kike homosexual should be taken to jail for fraud.

After watching this, I will NEVER eat mcdonalds again.

>>14864053
me too

>>14864048
While I don't condone eating fast food on a daily basis, this dude took himself to the absolute limit of what probably less than 1% of people do.

People probably go to get fast food a couple times a week, not 3 meals a day and order the largest size on the menu. If you were to place this dude's behavior on a chart of a regular person, you would count it as an outlier.

He made himself an extreme case for eyeballs. Guess what he succeeded.

>>14864224
>$50 of MacDonald's

>>14864048
>Eat vegan for years
>Suddenly switch to meat products
>Body doesn't like this
>HUR DUR MUR BURBER MURBER

>>14864822
because of this post I just watched Fat Head

thanks anon

Is Super Size Me 2 even any good when this guy got Me Too'ed before its release?

>>14868349
Except its mathematically impossible for him to have consumed 5,000 calories a day if he was following his own rules, and similar experiments done by actual scientists have failed to replicate his results. Spurlock has also refused to release his food logs.

>>14867960
Someone has to protect you cretins from yourselves

>>14864048
https://youtu.be/evcNPfZlrZs

>>14867960
ya they should fucking ban the ability to purchase something that horrible for you....a kid should not be able to walk into a store and buy 2500 calories worth of food for one sitting

>>14867768
This anon remembers the truth.

>>14864224
>ordering ubereats mcdonalds
its like you're asking to get a wrong order

>>14868902
Why not? Shouldn't that be the parent's problem? I'd worry more about why the kid is coming in alone trying to buy a bunch of food. Maybe he has starving brothers and sisters at home and shitbag parents who are out on a week long bender.
"Sorry kid, the food limit law says you can only get one federally approved happy meal, your brothers and sister will have to starve unless you bring in 2 forms of ID for each of them."
Great job retard, you just killed a bunch of kids.

>>14864075
I can go buy two large fries, not that I would ever eat mcdonalds but don't be a fucking retard.

>>14867768
He was an alcoholic and that's why his liver was fucked lol

>>14867873
>actually useful degree
oxymoron
all degree-requiring fields are oversaturated and we live in the age of the tradesman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccdfzq2M1Ec

>>14869301
Trades are full too.

>>14869660
There simply aren't enough jobs for every able bodied adult that can pay enough for food, housing and transportation to and from work.

>>14869271
>>14867960
stop trying to justify obesity you fat fuck
it creates a toll on society and a strain on the eyes

ALL soda should be banned

yesterday i ate 2 jalapeno burgers before going to bed

>>14864224
so ultra based

>>14865614
The fact you're talking about calories and hunger at the same time means you fundamentally misunderstand how the diet works lmao

>>14867768
are you retarded, eating McDonalds for every meal for month will have consequences, esp if youre a fat white dude to begin with

>>14864236
>because her son is a bad influence that tells her to be like him

>>14864048
stop shitposting you inflammatory fuckface

>>14864167
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>>14867951
hang out of /fit more, he's not eating to maintain his body, he's eating to grow his body. You have to eat an excess of calories to build muscles, it turns into this hellish exsistance where you can't enjoy eating anymore cause you have to keep shoveling plain chicken into your food hole every 2 hours.

>>14864066
this. Fuck Morgan Shylock for bullying Mickey D's into getting rid of super size fries!

>>14864268
now post the other page.

>>14864048
I did get a shock seeing it, he like puked a lot after the first meal, to much sugar and whatnot.

>>14872155
>I am shocked at how weak a human being can be

>>14869839
Do you know a single intelligent and charismatic fat person?
It's a nice retard filter, that, along with alcoholism, nicotine addiction, drugs, tattoos, etc.

>>14864057
Such a fun place to hang out with your friends.

>>14868902
>>14869839
why not you fucking food nazi?

>>14873114
Yes, plenty. Lots of famous ones to. Ever hear of a chap called Orson Welles?

>>14868902
You are implying kids shouldn't be allowed to do groceries? or buy food for the week? because they can get all those calories and more in the grocery store. And do so frequently if they run errands.
That is not the responsibility of the state it's the repeatability of the parents. Giving more power to the state in order to ban fast food does jack shit if at the end of the day the kid will eat tub of white sugar anyway if nobody gives a fuck

>>14869839
Banning soda only gives more power to the state while the problem persist. I have know a lot of fat vegetarians. Quite a few fat vegans as well. Fat fucks will eat and get fat regardless of what you can.
Just because you have a hard on for the stasi does not mean they are the solution to literally any problem you have.

>>14868202
disingenuous film
lol

>>14873387
>>14868202
is that the one where they jump and dance on the fucking chickens? i remember laughing like maniac once that happened.

>>14873114
You are a legitimate moron.

>>14873114
>Do you know a single intelligent and charismatic fat person?

I dont know man
ever heard of
TRUMP?

>>14874987
>intelligent
>charismatic
You're right about the fat person part though.

>>14871748
no he specifically is most definitely maintaining at this point.
but because he is a professional swimmer mutant and probably spends 8 hours a day swimming he burns a fuckload of calories.

>>14875382
just because you dont like him doesnt make hes not charismatic
hes extremely so

>>14875596
doesnt mean*

>>14871028
it's just beef, bread, and potato

>>14864048
This is actually a good film to put on before falling asleep

>>14873114
Alfred Hitchcock

>>14873114
Yeah

BadLandsChugs

>>14864048
I watched Super Jew Me last night, amazing. Was just 3 hours of footage of rabbis laughing about the twin towers coming down. Then some white kid being bled out on a table.

Highly recommended.

>>14875702
>Representative of the UN
>Child rapist
What's new?

>>14867768
super size was about liquidating food stores so they could be sold before the excess went bad and had to be thrown away. the removal of super size just created more food waste.

>>14872116
>>14876889

>>14867500
ok thats a good song but the movie sucks. I will give the movie a 1 out of 10 instead of a 0 simply due to this song.
>>14864048
This movie was fucking gay propaganda and I fucking hate fast food anyways its for tastelets and obeasts.

>>14867774
based

>>14868202
You will just eat burgerking, taco bell, and kfc instead untill mcdonalds offers a shithole mcvegan.

>>14875782
It was a good system. Chads like me can order a bigger portion and help save the world at the same time. Don't know why they try to limit people, it's just shooting themselves in the foot financially

>>14864048
Are you so easy to Manipulate?

>>14864235
no, the hambuglar, shitbird.

I watched the new chicken video he made, it was ok

>>14864471
Fistbump. The only reasonable responce.

>>14873114
>Do you know a single intelligent and charismatic fat person?
I have found that fat people are usually more likely to be intelligent or charismatic because they don't get to skate through life on their looks alone.

>>14864867
Where the fuck and more importantly how the fuck are they going to acquire a seal and manage to make it stay on their bag? Are you retarded?

>>14882127
They invented this thing... it's called the "stapler", and it's been taking the world by storm.
The possibilities are really endless.

>>14864048
I give you 2 weeks op, its ok, we've all been there.

>>14871028
It's certainly unhealthy but it was literally mathematically impossible for him to be eating 5,000 calories a day if he was following his own rules.

What's more, no scientists have been able to replicate his results, including one study which asked college students to eat 6,000 calories a day for a month. Spurlock also refuses to release his diet logs and refused to return Tom Naughton's (the creator of Fat Head) calls, when he made such a big deal in Super Size Me about McDonald's execs never calling him back.

Now allegedly its come out that he was suffering from severe alcoholism during the time which would explain stuff like the liver damage.

>>14864048
>He ate mcdonalds in the first place

>>14882127
>>14882244
They could even just put a sticker on it that has to be torn in order to open the bag.

I miss the supersize meal so much, bros.

>>14882127
>>14882479
Funny enough, they usually do. They started off just using on tiny little sticker before moving to two big ones standard, but you'll find that some McDonalds where they get constant complaints of food being stolen by Uber drivers they'll end up slapping on up to five anti-tamper seals on the bags. They tend to tear the shit out of the bag peeling them off, but that won't stop some hungry nigger from ripping the bag open and claiming "it was like that when I got it, man" when he shows up.

>>14869278
Wasn't he also a Vegan or something and switching instantly from that to Meat and greasy food caused a huge chunk of his health problems?
I could be remembering this wrong, I stopped eating at Maccas about ten years ago when I realised that about half my weekly meals were from there because I worked night shift and the 24 hour Maccas was next door and it was easier to just ride my bike through the drive-through at 9pm before the start of shift and again at 2am than it was to go home and cook something for myself.

>>14882649
The fact that he goes flailing out of his car to vomit when he first tries to eat a Big Mac ought to clue you in on just how fucked he was, stage antics aside.

>>14864048
i didnt eat McDo for 2 months after seeing it, but i think i was just mentally hypnotized because i forgot the message. if anything it taught me about portions.

i LOVE huge size portions of things but i could never finish what they had. and everyone among friends and family could hardly finish a super size fries, leaving soggy cold ones

>>14882244
>>14882479
How in the fuck is some sticker or staple going to keep a seal on a bag? The things weigh like 200 pounds.

>>14882845

>>14882664
It's such an absurd piece of propaganda in retrospect, although I can't imagine why anyone would go to those lengths to lie about fast food. My only guess is he was being paid off by people in the "health" food industry that was becoming fashionable at the time (and of course wasn't all that much more healthy than fast food)

>>14882378
I ate 4 or 5 McDoubles for a nighttime meal everyday for nearly a year. Never noticed any health effects. Was still a skinny fuck. Watched Supersize Me while eating a big bag of McDonalds. Spurlock was just a faggot

>>14864075
Take a 2 kids to McDonald's. Instead of getting fries and drink for each of them and myself, I'll just get 1 combo super sized and order a some mains items of the dollar menu and share the fries and drink. Fuck the Jews.

>>14865531
Yeah, but the catch is that he avoided a lot of the simple carbs and soda that the average fat murican shovels down gleefully