/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What the fuck

sounds good
what salad and how you gonna cook the tates?

>39 years old
>on 4chan

>>14853997
don't forget

>>14853995
>Roll in avocado oil
>Roll in course sea salt
>Poke holes
>Bake at 218C uncovered
>Eat with sour cream and chives

>>14853997
4chan has been around for a while. I am 44. I have been using /ck/ since 2009.

>>14853997
OP here, been on 4chan since 2006. Does this anger your autistic brain? You triggered?

>>14853967
Are you me?

>>14853997
hello yes i am 35

>>14853967
Those are some lean looking cuts
You might want to consider putting them in a stew.

>>14854836
34 here.

>>14853997
you are here forever

>>14853967
Why cook when you can get the Travis Scott Meal™ for $6?

pan cooking steak isnt a meme, anon

>>14853967
>eating meat that has been frozen
wtf is wrong with Americans?

>>14853997
31 reporting in. Guess I'm the youngster itt. Are all /ck/ posters this old?

>>14853967
you guys are in your 30s

>>14853997
Newfag detected

>>14853967
Don't ask me i always fail with steak :D

/ck/ is an official boomer enclave on 4chan. 30 here. /vst/, /out/, and non-shounen/isekai manga threads on /a/ seem like people my own age as well.

>>14854938
I grilled them anon.

>>14855783
I'm not a boomer. I still fuck girls 19-25.

>>14855680

>you guys are in your thirties

okay dooley

>>14854836
>>14854127
>>14854067
>>14854945
>>14855677
>>14855783

31 here. is it really people my age who i'm arguing with about mush and the finer points of the mcchicken? i can't be too judgmental, though, because whats that say about me?

>>14855794
>owns a grill
>not a boomer
Okay gramps.

>>14855810
I doubt it, I'm sure they are board tourists trying to meme shitty fast food.

Quick everyone post your latest creations. My fiance cut the green onions too big.

>>14853967
>>Cooks in pan just to meme
What does this... mean?

35 here
dinner tonight will be probably just be turkey wraps and the cheapest booze i can find

ITT: If this is what 30's are like I don't think I want that

>>14855822

You arent hitting her hard enough, anon.

>make technically proficient, restaurant quality dish at home over three days from making stock to demi to the rest
>MUSH thread gets 300 replies

welp. also, fuck wet packed scallops those niggas refuse to sear

>>14855847

You think its bad now? Just wait, son. Just you fucking wait.

>>14855831
Do better.

>>14855850
Damn that looks good as shit. Here's my shitty salmon. I never can make it the same way twice. My fiance can't cook to save her life, but she's an excellent baker so it kind of works out. I wish i had a picture of the chocolate cake she made me for my birthday. I fully thought she bought it from a bakery.

>>14855867
>do better
>posts dogshit

wew lad

>>14855867

>gf can't cook to save her life

so she cooked pic related? lol sorry, anon. thank you for the nice compliment; that salmon dry as fug though

>>14855850
scallops are my bane, I can never get a good sear without overcooking

>>14855880
>>14855889
I said it was shitty, though to be fair it has a sort of breading on it so it looks dryer than it was. I can't ever get it to come out right, but I keep trying. I always overcook fish because I'm so paranoid about it coming out undercooked. I'm trying again tonight so wish my luck. My fiance's idea of a meal is a frozen bag of vegetables thrown into a hot skillet.

>>14855890

i'm quite proficient at scallops, it's just that when you get them from a grocery store after they've been sitting there for who knows how long and they came from who knows where, you're spitting into the wind.

>>14855908
we get it. you have a gf. fuck off normo.

>>14855908

>poach in butter or olive oil
>make crust
>broil crust til golden brown delicious

wa-la. what's the quality of salmon like?

>>14853967
Cooking a pork loin with home grown red potatoes myself tonight

>>14853997
It never ends

>>14855918
Kroger brand so not the best, but not Wal-Mart tier. Not a lot of options really close to me.

>>14853997
Fucking newfags.

>>14855954

oof. yeah, you're also spitting into the wind with that. i got spoiled living in seattle for a while so i automatically assume when people talk salmon it's ther eal deal. tbqh i don't even touch the stuff if im not up there

>>14855825
It's to make fun of the people who cook NY strip steaks in pans.

>>14856345

grillfags meat day of the rope when?

>>14855956
Newfriend reporting in
I'm 23 :)
By far the comfiest and potentially funniest board on the site. Stopped using r9k about a year ago in favor of here.

>>14856395

/k/ is the funniest board because there are actually some very intelligent people there who have learned to finesse the shitpost somethin fierce

>>14853967
pretty good anon, give pic related a try, it's god tier with some grilled chicken or steak.
Just replace cucumber if you don't like them with spinach leaves.
https://youtu.be/SpI3QF_Iauc

32 here

32 here been here since 2005

>>14856367
Holy shit I just came

>>14855822
Savory oatmeal with bits of leftover steak.

>>14853997
I'm 34 and have been here since 2005. Quiet, nigger.

>>14855850
this looks like shit you'd get at a country club in the middle of Missouri during the wintertime. If I put a puree on a plate like that glob in the bottom right my chef would kick me out of the kitchen for the night and your scallops are fucked

>>14853997
/k/ has tons of boomers and fudds

>>14857971
Not who you replied to. But post something you consider good. Can be homemade or something from a restaurant

24 here. Not only am I a better cook than all of you boomers, but my wife is hotter too.

>>14853997
33 here, been kicking around since '05. Sometimes you make do with a mediocre chicken parm to feed yourself something that will also feed 3 children without making 3 meals because you worked for 9 hours in a pandemic because that's life and sometimes an extra bourbon before bed sounds like a really good way to make the ringing stop.

>>14857971

>tiny, wet packed grocery store scallops
>scallops that you can sear well

Pick one. Youre such a badass, dude. Your chef must know more about plating that redzepi lol. Frankly my blob looks better than picrel. But ill humor you, whats the correct way to plate a puree?

oh god the time is slipping by
what am i doing with my life
this isn't what i wanted
what happened to my dreams and aspirations
what happened to my body
life is so finite, and i'm spending it on this?
why has god forsaken me

>>14858001
35 here. I'd cook your wife and serve it to you then cut off your nose for good measure>>14858009

>>14858009
But not too much, because I have that report due for Sr management at 11, that I have to present over Zoom while my anxious 5yr runs around in the background while also trying to learn how to type on his remote kindergarten classes taught by septuagenarians that can't tell their Webcam from a hole in the ground.

>>14858066
did you get this from chef michel?

I channel my inner Carla Lalli Music but also haaaaard same: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-GPARbRWs&list=PLICX0gqHE4h4cD-9Fn3U71lIOusOwYgod&index=2&t=37s

>>14858079
Sorry, not sure who that is. The potatoes are a pretty generic Hasselback recipe, and the steak is my standard : ribeye, rare+, salt, pepper, olive oil on the grill

>>14853997
Unsurprising, especially on /ck/. So many old farts here.
Worst one is the one who posts obscure old references. They're never worth looking up, because they always end up unfunny. He might be the janny too

>>14858024

>39
>Cooks in pan just to meme

Autism at an all time high

>>14853967
P-PREMIUM (usda choice) BEEF
Kek.

>>14858197

>zoomers and their atrophied brains cant into references

that also checks out

>>14854953
wtf i had to pay 10

>>14858641
Only because you geriatric fucks cannot into humor

>>14858826

maybe one day you'll understand, son. shouldn't you be watching some tiktok videos? i was seeing this 23 year old and i had to break it off with her in part because of tiktok. it's like you're all borderline retarded; pick up a fucking book you nigger

>>14853997
40 reporting in

>>14858866
One day a nipple-pierced Tik-tok zoomer will be having sex with your daughter and there is nothing you can do about that, grandpa.

>>14858900

i don't have any kids right now, but let's say i knocked somebody up tomorrow. it'd be almost 19 years before you could fuck her, mr zoomer. by then you'd be me and we'd both be hating whatever comes after yall

>>14853997
28 going on 40 here

>>14853967
>cook to safe internal temperature of 1450F
Do Americans really?

>>14859937
that is what they have to put on the package. Most people cook steaks medium rare.

>>14858929
>it'd be 19 years
*laughs in joe biden*

>>14855847
i think it's more sad to spend your teens and 20s on 4chan tbf

>>14853967
Am I the only one who thinks strip steaks fucking suck. I'd rather just have a sirloin or a ribeye.

>>14853967
Hello fellow publix chad

>>14860768
Hello fellow Publix goer

And the rest of you fucking 20-year-old fucking fagots are fucking jealous you're not 39 fucking cooking steaks and hanging out on 4chan all day memeing. This is the life motherfuckers.

random fag here, i've been on 4chan since 2010 im now 20 years old. garry's mod brought me here.

>>14861945

>he started when he was 10

how fucked up are you, bro?

>>14855677
30.

>>14854938
wtf. dont stew lean cuts.

33.....why aren't you kids in bed?

>>14853997
36 here, standing by

>>14853967
I'm 36 but I just got laid off so I'm going to an hero in a few weeks. If you're still enjoying life and cooking then rock on. I literally can't think of any reason to keep going.

>>14863440
we are getting old bro. we had our time and it was pretty good while it lasted.
hey bro, why don't you hang around just a little longer, huh?

>>14856367
i hope co/ck/s don't heat their meat like this guy

>>14863440
>>14863444
You must obey the trips anon.

>>14853997
28, what you going to do about it?

>>14863444
>>14863455
You want to hear funny /ck/ story? Here's a fucking "greentext" for you.
>When I was kid I got made fun of all time in school for eating mud/dirt, I would bite grasshoppers in half, those BIG ones, It got attention from my classmates anyway, which I loved. But it beat not eating and having my worthless parents not feeding me and my brother and sister. I remember getting in trouble at school for stealing ketchup/mustard packets from the cafeteria to give to them.
What's the appropriate "wojack" for that "feel"? Now both my parents are so old and feeble it isn't even worth holding it against them. Those people don't exist any more. I've struggled pointlessly my entire life, not even bad enough to inspire pity. We'll see how long I last but I promise, the day I stop posting on 4chan, you won't even notice.

>>14863562
You're shit at telling funny stories.

>>14853997
early 30's, been here since happy negro and cockmongler

>>14853967
I love her bros . . .

>>14853997
You ever wonder why it seems like there's more young people than old people here?
Most of us don't reach old age

>>14863579
hahaha, ok this actually made me fucking laugh for the first time today

>>14863562
Your school sounds retarted for not noticing obvious parental issues.

>>14854021
This!