/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14855273
Buy ducks and prepare for a lot of mess. Theres 4 or so duck owner on ck.

>>14855295
>prepare for a lot of mess

Ducks are messy?

>>14855302
They have liquid poop
They like to slash and poop in water
They tend to scatter thier food.
oh and the plop out eggs whenever the wood strikes them.

>>14855399
based duck owner

>>14855273
Buy a lot of peas

>>14855399
Planning to move away from the city next year. How much land do I need to raise ducks? Which climates are best for ducks? Any good books you can recommend for duck farming?

>>14855399
that green object behind the trees is messing with my mind. it looks like an optical illusion, what is it? cool coop you got going there though.

>>14855513
If they're anything like chickens, they aren't that hard to raise.

>>14855532
>they aren't that hard to raise

Huh?

>>14855273
Well neighbors just started a hen farm, the rooster goes off at 9-10 am i guess he is sleepy :D

Otherwise i must say i love the sounds, falls asleep to the hens clucking sounds :D

>>14855273
>How do I into my own duck farm?
>How do I into
I would start by asking someone who speaks your primary language.

>>14855513
Almost none. The smaller space the more often you have to clean. Im on 1/3 of an acre and they havent ruined my yard yet. Unlike chickens which dig up everything.
>>14855526
Its my neighbers new garage.

>>14855896
Which state do you live in? How do you keep your duckers alive during the winter months?

>>14855273
Thats a chicen

>>14855273
Steal ducks from the part and shove them into your closet

>>14855896
*Everyone liked that*

Are ducks reddit?

>>14855560
lurk moar

>>14856325
>b-but it's a-a OLDFAG -MEME!!!!11!11
cope

>>14856340
>getting this upset for being called out on being /r/woooosh'd
there, i used lingo that you're more familiar with

>>14856392
I don't know what that is but you clearly do.

>>14856392
Also
>called out
Post blue hair and septum piercing.

>>14856392
nice outing yourself.

>>14856392
this is next level trolling anon, well done.

>>14855273
wtf is that real?

>>14855399
Only females do.

>>14855273
Buy security geese

>>14855399
>whenever the wood strikes them

Huh?

>>14855560
dumb zoomer

>>14857783
Geese are literally the niggers of birds.

>>14857825
I had a flock of 20 chickens, 10 ducks, and 4 geese all at once. Everybody was cool in their own gang but once the duck population got down to 4 from a wolf (chickens always stayed in the pen), they stuck with the geese and didnt lose any more
>>14855910
Build something that keeps the heat in and a thermometer wouldnt hurt to check. They still need bath water in winter so thats a bitch but you can buy heat stuff otherwise

>>14858484
Why didn’t you protect your duckers from the wolf? :^(

>>14858484
Consider a guard llama/alpaca if you have the space, it's not a meme, they do actually protect the flocks well.

Imagine trying to be an city farmer. Imagine the smell.

>>14860619
Why does the Jew fear the indoor chicken farm?

>>14860632
Jews fear self sustainability. For their global scheme to come to fruition every citizen needs to be 100 percent reliant on the government.