/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14856380
You deserve poverty.

>tipping before you get your food

>>14856380
>Oh no I'm poor. Please government gibs me money.
SEASONED

Why are 'fee' and 'fees' listed as two different items?

>>14856456
its just money they steal from you and use some to pay the driver with

>>14856446
You can cancel the tip if they fuck something up

I really dont get the skipthedishes and doordash memes. Takeout food is already expensive and you are going to make it even more expensive by adding a tip and delivery charge?

>>14856497
We live in an age of socially disconnected shut-ins who will happily pay a premium to avoid as many real human interactions as possible in pursuit of a thing they want.

>>14856447
I want to watch her arms jiggle as she gives me a violent handjob and I sniff that hair

>>14856380
That is ridiculous OP. Learn to cook.

>>14856670
mind your own god damn business

>>14856380
What did you order?

>>14856456
If you don't like it you should make you own food delivery service and apply whatever name you want to your fees.

>>14856670
It's all those quiet people that exist that never have anything to say. They just are there.

>>14856380
>>14856446
>tipping at all
>using food delivery instead of walking 5 or biking 2 mins to the local pizza place

>>14856759
>What did you order?

I’m a driver. Easiest job ever. I get stoned and blast good music. Thanks for the tips, dorks. Oh btw, if you order what I like I WILL eat it and drive past your house and say it was delivered. I have images saved on my phone of food bags near front doors that I just reuse lol.

>>14856956
nice larp faggit

>>14856380
Never tip.

>>14856380
Just as much of a gouge as tipping a waiter that doesn't do anything. I'd rather pick up my own food than spend 20 extra dollars for nothing. These companies should be paying the employees.

>>14856497
Nothing revs me up like watching my favorite twitch streamers eat 100 dollars of the same food each day

>>14856380
>order food over app
>open delivery driver's profile
>non-White
>don't tip

>>14857117
I will never understand the phenomena of watching other people play video games. What's next, watching people watch t.v or movies?

>>14857124
Watching people watch movies came before watching games and people watch sports shows all the time

>>14857132
I don't get it.

>>14857137
It's the experience of socializing with other humans in a positive way, but without the stresses of actually socializing with other humans and possibly fucking up.

>>14857145
In my opinion, socializing is a two way street. How is that done in this scenario?

>>14857149
It's not 100% comparable. Probably closer to evoking the pleasant feel of being at a party and hearing people talk around you.
Either way, for the autistic / overly empathic it's like the 'good parts' of socializing without the stressors.

>>14857172
Alright, now that you explained it that way I get it.

>>14856447
Who is she so I can go and see if I can get pictures of her armpits?

>>14857172
>>14857145
Most of the people watching streamers aren't autists, unless we're changing the definition of autist to "anyone who experiences social anxiety every now and again, and is also lazy and demoralized".
Watching streamers is a lot like watching bad, easily digestible, netflix shows, watcjomg cartoons, or browsing 4chan. It lets you consume some form of entertainment without actually committing to spending a few hours to do something which requires continuous engagement, even if said activity is reading a book or even watching a (good) film. I don't say this as an attack, I've suffered from this too; I've had times where I'd be proud of myself for playing video games for an hour, instead of watching 6 10 minutes long videos of streamers playing the same game.

I tried this a few times but I live nearly 3.2 miles off the road and with a stream crossing. I tell them that but they don't listen. I also specified caucasian but that is ignored.

Is there a service where you can pick the person you want to deliver? I just want a good conservative white man in a 4x4. Hell, id be fine with a white 15-16yo girl as well but she should be up for sex.

>>14856922
That sounds delicious bro. Alfredo is my favorite Italian food. It's really a shame the price on Italian cuisine has skyrocketed in the past few years, even though the raw ingredients are usually pretty cheap.