/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14854613

>>14854613

>>14854749
I let /ck/ convince me to buy this but I don't actually know what to do with it.

>>14854805
I would think that you'd use it to cook with, seeing as how it's mostly oil.

>>14854613
Sprinkle crack on any food item

heroin

>>14854805
eat it with rice, noodles, tofu, dumplings etc as a condiment
use it in fried rice

literally

>>14854613
Food isn't addictive.

>>14854613
Crack isn't really that addictive

Anybody else eat pepperoni slices like a bag of potato chips?

>>14854613
what are those?

>>14854613
Gross
>>14854619
Gross
>>14854688
Nasty
>>14854749
Gross
>>14854802
Ew
>>14854824
Gross
>>14855024
Ew
>>14855631
Nasty
>>14855632
Looks gross

All a Man needs...

Already mentioned in the current PS thread, this shit is like crack to me and crazy expensive at 7 bucks a can that will disappear in thirty minutes.

>>14855650
>man
not for long, nancy

>>14854613
Have you actually tried crack in order to have a reference?

>>14854613
Pic related is the only one in this thread so far that universally counts.

>>14854613
Älggryta med kantarereller (moose stew with chantarelles and root fruits).

>>14854802
My nigga

>>14855868
What retard would be addicted to peanut butter and jelly

>>14855868
Only for fat Americans, I gag at the very thought of it.

>>14854613
Yogurt pretzels. Especially some pumpkin spice ones I bought online. I literally can't eat only one.

>>14855902
>root fruits
Nice svengelska, faggot

>>14855610
>t. crack dealer

>>14855923

only when you're not gagging on my red white and blue boner, you fag

>>14854749
>>14855826
Based

i miss her so fucking much

>>14855945
There's no white left in America, only niggers and mutts

>>14855868
I just never understood this shit. Peanut butter is an awful sandwich topping and it doesn't even pair well with jelly. And the way the peanut butter sticks to the walls of your mouth is anything but pleasant.

I feel like ALL food is addicting

everyday when I wake up the first thing I think about is what I'm going to eat

when I'm working out all I can think about is what I will be able to eat afterwards

when I am on a long run I think about what I will be able to eat the next day if I skip dinner and breakfast

Food is a curse and a blessing at the same time

>>14855961

here have genuine autism, folks

>>14855816
>implying I dont want to be fem

got you there fucko

>>14855868
Peanut butter is mostly popular as fuck with Americans.
So far, I think nothing has beaten OP's chocolate balls.

>>14855980
i bet you mostly eat Dick, faggot

>>14856011
I prefer wet pussy, don't project so hard faggot

I can eat basic peanut, raisin, M&M trail mix until I puke. It's horrendously calorie dense and full of sugar, even though it seems so innocuous and boring.

>>14855640
Noone asked you faggot

>>14855959
And the entirety of Europe is fill with Syrian and Afghan "refugees" , and assorted Muslims.

>>14854749
Why the fuck is it all over the counter? Do they really think professional cooks drizzle this shit or anything else all over the place? Yeah, lemme just throw some parsley and olive oil all over my cutting board because it's not like I'll have to use it any time soon. I also bring limes to work and cut them into funny shapes, leaving half-prepped fruit and veg all over my kitchen really gets me into the mood for the rush. And when it's all over, there's nothing but a bleach-white cutting board adorned with finely chopped herbs, expertly sectioned exotic fruits and all flung about because we keep raw herbs, oils, veg etc just hanging out there like a Mississippi Niggas balls in August. Fucking hell.

>>14855959

Infinitely better than muslims

>>14856103
Spell out vegetables you lazy fuck

>>14856080
Imagine sperging out over someone's opinion.

>>14854749
>come back from China with this as a souvenir
>expect it to last about a year
>spoonfull the entire thing into my face in less than a week.

>>14854805
use it for foods like a hot sandwich or pizza

>>14855980
You have an unsatisfied need you are not paying attention to. Not food, not exercise, not ambition, but maybe some form of comfort or intimacy. Anyways...

>>14855640
so heckin based

>>14854828
retard

i desperately wish i could just go and buy 20 of these shits and shove em down my throat but i know in my heart how shit of an idea that is

>>14854613

sugar
it's more deadly than crack

for me, it's the humble pecan brittle. the best old person treat. it's delicious, and incredibly comfy, when paired with a glass of whole milk and a crackling fireplace.

>>14856000
kekked and checked

I'm afraid to buy these things because they disappear in moments.

>>14858087
how old are you mr old anon

>>14855980
occupy yourself better

>>14855631
Yes. Ideal low-carb food. I also eat them with peanuts/almonds wrapped in them

>>14855921
>>14855923
>>14855961
>*adjusts glasses*

>>14859649
This chinese buffet near me has those and the strawberry ones, as well. I always load up on them and egg rolls.

>>14855955
fuck. why'd you have to remind me of these? i miss them so much.

>>14855640
yes I replied to multiple people, my chances of a (you) went up drastically

>>14855955
fuck man...

>>14859733
Looks like it worked with you, retarded wojakposter

>>14854613
engineered by swedish science

>>14855934
Baserad and svenskpillrad

>>14854613
No explanation needed

Why is the first one so hard to get out?

>>14859779
engineering engineers, not science.

>>14854613
Looks like havregrynskugler, what is it?

>>14859786
I thought I was the only one who liked that hot sauce.

>>14859779
swedes can't go more than 5 minutes without trying to claim something danish

>>14859787
lol dont they put like a special pull tab on the first one?

>>14859825
Its still too tight so I end up using a pen to break one

>>14854613
I got hooked on the first time. There's nothing like some aged cheese.

>>14859681
>rubs disgustingly obese belly

>>14859791
No, that don't make sense

>>14855042
Mmmmmm that looks guudd

How many of you are fat?

>>14859819
Speak up you filthy potatoethroat

>>14854613
Spring rolls and crab rangoons especially with some hot mustard.

>>14859825
Oh yeah internet connected to doubleclick.net to keep track of you.

Literally more addicting than crack.

>>14854613

>>14855640
extremely based

>>14854613
Sugar.

>>14854613
I buy 5 kg bags of those little fuckers.

there are few things in life more addictive than crack rock, and they aren't foods

>>14858087
brittle is extremely underrated.

>>14854824
These with some milk can destroy me
And they're so bad for you too

>>14855640
shut the fuck up dumb nigger

>>14854613
>stacking like a retard

>>14854613
crack is actually my nickname for this

>>14854613
Spicy chicken taquitos are my ultimate comfort food.

>>14861149
They are glorious but when you get one in the bag that's gone REALLY off.. eurgh.

>>14854613
Haha woooweeee this food is so good haha it's like crack ! Haha you'll get life threatening withdrawal and life ruining addiction ahaha wooooooooooooooooooooo

>>14854802
sneeders

>>14861465
Why so sensitive?
You a druggie or something?

>>14861503
No i just hate hyperboles.

>>14861465
>t. crackhead

>>14861465
>>14861551
Wasn't sugar addiction shown to be more stronger on lab rats than heroin ?

>>14855631
Yep. Been having them with some crackers and spreadable cheese sometimes too

>>14855640
t. 4 year old

>>14860248
I like spring rolls but absolutely love the crab rangoons that you get in chinese restaurant and such

>>14861548
i hope your autism gets better, dear.

>>14854613
addictive
the word you're looking for is ADDICTIVE
why is this site full of illiterate people nowadays

>>14861416
theyre prohibitively expensive for me. how much does that pound run you? In germany these (organic that is) cost like 3-4 bucks (in US dollars) for a third of a pound

>>14854613

>>14860248
I eat them all. I'm full, and I am eating more. I'm experiencing stomach rumbling, and I need more. I'm violently crapping, but I'll have some more afterward. The cycle never ends...

>>14854613

>>14862447
god i love these wax coated fucks
>>14861428
i'm on a cut and miss these so fucking much bros

>>14858087
You should try pralines.

>>14856009

So disgusting. The inside is dry, the ""chocolate"" coating is thick wax, but I can put down half a box in a single sitting easy.

>>14864028
Fuck, forgot pic.

>>14862403
You wont be able to eat them all if I get to them first!

>>14864105
Those aren't bugles and you should feel sad.

>>14864032
I was addicted to these as a child.

I need help. I got this a week ago and I've already used half of the shaker.

ITT:putrid, crippling, american, obesity, mental illness

>>14854613
My dad was a raging alcoholic who visited the cornerstore twice a day. He would buy me these salt packets as a kid that I would eat. During school snack time kids would whip out crackers or fruit but i was eating out of a condom sized salt packet. I can't stop

>>14864515
Oops I forgot to post picrel. I have tried all the flavours and pickle is the best. Lemon lime is the blandest and Clamato isn't too great either

>>14861149
Put those and some Andes mints on some vanilla ice cream for the win.

>>14854613
fried calamari, fried oysters, stuff like that

When I went vegan I started craving the foods high in saturated fat and cholesterol, and the cravings never stopped. Eating a dozen eggs and a large steak, with butter and salt, is a very appetizing idea but I'm too much of a faggot to actually enjoy my life. So in the interim of now and my death, I will go with peanut butter.

>>14855650
>All a Man needs...
You mean a boy, a soy boy.
Let's all be on the same page here, faggot.

>>14855868
Pfft, sweet Amerilard food.
Discounted......

>>14864573
When did you start sucking the D?

>>14855933
Real pretzels are salty, you mean to tell me Americans have bastardised another foreign food to make it sweet?

>>14864579
Oh yeah, that's good.
We're "amerilards" but you can't stop taking our money can you, you fucking hypocrite and you don't specify what special place that you're from.

>>14855945
Ha Ha Ha
Mentions penis, who is the real fag here?
Of course you are American, so I guess it's you.

>>14855980
Consumed with the thought of food and eating, all day, every day.
This is the American pysche these days.

>>14856103
Jesus, what a fucking retard you are.

>>14864588
We just do it better, get over your jealousy for once if you're capable.

>>14857508
>Buy 20 of these
This is what really fucks me off about /ck/,
people just buy shit on here and post it, expecting feedback.
No, don't ever try baking or cooking shit, it's too fucking hard, isn't it!!!!
What a pack of fucking useless cunts you all are.

>>14864614
I suspect that its bots and fags being paid off to post for suspicious and marketing reasons. There's truly no reason that fast food posts need to be anywhere.

>>14859787
Probably because it's child-proof.

>>14864614
Its not so much that its hard but it does require a proper oven, and space and time for cleanup as well, that's a pain in the neck. Who in their right mind wants to go around cleaning up flour from all over the place or even on a carpet?

>>14864614
>>14864622
>literally a snack thread
>complains about pre-made snacks
I'm going to buy a taco 12 pack just to spite you now

>>14864635
Good times!

>>14864611
>Better
>Jealousy
Umm no, fatty, you're wrong on both counts.
I could never be jealous of bottom-feeder sugar-laden food.
Try again, if your retard education allows you.

>>14864640
Calling others retards because they disagree with your pathetic agenda is a sign of insanity. You should seek therapy.

>>14864635
I'm going to buy a taco 12 pack just to spite you now

No, you were going to get that any way, weren't you fatty?
Be honest now.....

>>14864645
> pathetic agenda
Yeah nah, you just can't handle the truth, shame you'll die early from obesity.

>>14864649
Great deflection that you have there, I bet that you're a biden/camel supporter.

>>14861058
>(((vegetable oil)))
yuck and yikes

>>14864683
Peanut oil is good when making popcorn, it also smells good.

>>14854802
yup

>>14864702
vegetable oil is codeword for soy
lays wouldn't use peanut anyway

it is good for popcorn tho, also sunflower is really good too

>>14864515
>>14864518

>>14854613
Popcorn

>>14854749
wtf i just got that from the chinese store. I thought I was the only whiteboy who knew about it. holy fuck that shit is amazing

>>14855657
Is this just Harris teeter's new brand? The other day I couldn't find any of their store brand stuff

>>14861395
>crystallography

Hmmm, sweati....

>>14858087
Thank you.

>>14859742
You gave the wojack poster a (you), he basically won

>>14864881
everyone knows about laoganma, you fucking nerd. It's the Lee Kum Kee of mainland sauces.

>>14855640
hey, why don't you link us your youtube so we can never go there

>>14855902
so it's goulash but retarded

real beef jerky, not that gay nobby's shit

>>14864581
probably when it was covered in peanut butter

>>14865040
yep. always have mine with a sweet & spicy marinade.

>>14862403
IF ONLY THEY HAD CRAB

t.italian

>>14864588
Another salty euro upset that Americans have more choice and variety. We have every possible permutation of anything that could be considered a pretzel in existence. If we want a "traditional" pretzel, it's there. We also have access to all sorts of weird and fun varieties if we want them.

Imagine being angry about other people having more options.

>>14858087
I tell you what. I tried to make my own peanut brittle once and it did not go down well.
Its a lot harder than it looks.

>>14854613
These were always good with a side of hot mustard and duck sauce. Multi-color prawn chips. No Chinese joint really has that anymore, maybe because people would run off with them.

>>14865537
Haha, I've tried making Creme Brule a few times and just can't seem to get it right, maybe after a few more times I will.

>>14860248
I prefer the savory crab rangoons, the sweet ones are often too sweet and taste off

>>14855961
This is exactly what happened to me when I tried a peanut butter and jelly sandwich some months ago. The peanut butter is to thick and it sticks to your mouth and throat, it's disgusting. I still have 2 cans of peanut butter and I think that they are going expire and going to the trash can.

>>14854613
>ITT: Food more addicting than Crack.
Sugar. There, thread over.

>>14855835
does free basing count? if so, yea, wasn't nearly as addicting as i expected. Mot even a fatass but i have a harder time putting down a bottle of coke then a line of coke.

>>14857088
why imagine when we have /ck/

>>14858087
pecan>peanut any day of the week

>>14859675
that's taking it to far ketoanon

>>14862403
douse those fuckers with powdered sugar

>>14860116
well that greatly depends on which countries standard you're going by. In America i'm a healthy young man, in china i'm probably going to wind up on a rotisserie

>>14861058
dipped in some ranch dip

>>14854613
Idk OP, I've been addicted to crack and when high – didn't care much for food

>>14861167
heroin>sex on meth> sex> meth

>>14862447
takes the animal cracker game to a whole nother level

>>14864185
bugles aren't even good, which upsets me after i finish the bag

>>14864254
=4chan

>>14855657
Oh my god that sounds fucking amazing. Is this a burger land thing?

>>14864631
who has carpet in their kitchen?

>>14864714
lay's uses rape seed oil

>>14864223
What do you use it with? I think it just tastes weird with everything I try.

>>14866926
Salt is addicting too. At least that is what I think when I can't stop eating sunflower seeds with salt.

>>14855868
I can't eat more than 1 sando

I can finish a whole box if I wanted.

>>14864649
Also I suck black cocks professionally btw, but you're still an amerifat.

>>14855031

>>14868327
you gotta try the tomato basil

>>14854613
>Ctrl+F "Boursin"
>0 Results
You fools

>>14862403
>>14860248
This actually, holy fuck rangoons are good

>>14855640

>>14867170
TV personality types

I know it's a stereotypical amerilard "muh gurl skout kookies" answer but I could eat these things for literal hours and not get tired of it, and I don't even have much of a sweet tooth.

>>14868623
Its pretty funny when getting accosted by girl scouts outside of supermarkets selling their cookies, sometimes I succumb and buy some.

There's something about these bastards that just make me want to eat then out of the can, absolutely murdering my breath in the process.

>>14868623
I most certainly can think of worse to be accosted by, like crack heads and assorted weirdos.

>>14868715
Yeah, fuck those, they're addictive on soups or chowdahs.

>>14868677
>>14868623

>>14868715
i eat them straight out of the can, but because i'm classy i use a spoon so my fingers don't get greasy

>>14864105
for me, its the original

>>14854619
Oh god, yes; Tunnock's teacakes are what ruined my waistline when I fell off the wagon. I could burn through a 12-pack of those bad boys in minutes.

I haven't trusted myself to have one in years.

i could easily eat the whole box

>>14861465
Well, yeah, if you go cold turkey from food you will tend to get some pretty life-threatening withdrawal symptoms.

>>14861891
FUCKING THANK YOU!!!!

>>14864515
Better than eating a salt-sized packet of condoms, I guess.

>>14868425
I gave up on buying Borsin, it disappears too quickly.

>>14861465
only alcohol can kill you from withdraw

>>14868425
Based, boursin is GOAT

These things are the main reason as to why I'm such a fat bastard.

>>14864881
"whiteboy"
so you accept bbc?

>>14869152
No, that is why you have shit genes. You should not reproduce so your bad genes are deleted.

I can eat whatever I want and I don't get fat. I could get diabetus and cholesterol though.

>>14868416
They truly do taste like pizza. Fucking delicious.

>>14856025
yeah I had to switch back to carbs cause of a bacteria imbalance in my gut, and fuck me I am so addicted to but M&Ms its unreal. CVS almost always has the 10.5 oz bags @ 2 for $6. I've been playing around with the promo flavors but its getting to the point where I can finish a bag or more in a day.

>>14869708
*nut M&Ms

>>14854805
It's like a spicy olive oil. Not super flavorful but has a nice aroma and a bit of a kick. Use it to top or mix with your food.

>>14866920
you have squirrels or rats around? They like a peanut butter>>14866920

>>14855640
All me

>>14865488
Yes

>>14854613
>over 200 replies and nobody has mentioned that these are unironically called nigger balls
negerboll

>>14870184
Yes, among white trash and people who want to act like 5 year olds

>>14870235
what a dumb faggot nigger you are.

>>14855024
I may have had these once, I hope I don't find them again.

>all these sweets
I can't stop eating this cheese

Dammmmmm >>14870235 destroyed >>14870184.

I finish a few bottles a week

>>14854613

>>14870302
Cheese is Heroine for people with jobs.

>>14871132
truer words never spoken

>>14871084
i can fuck up a bottle of OJ

>>14864185
>why yes I enjoy eating salt flavored oil

>>14872685
nobody enjoys eating them, they simply can't stop eating them

>>14861470
Based

Brazilian picanha
Souvlaki
And most of all
Me mums cookin

>>14870235
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