/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because americans are fucking stupid and they will buy literally anything

OHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE
OUR COVID-DISEASE RIDDLED COUNTRY

>>14853275
because he is an artist signed to UMG and they have a contract with mcdonalds to promote artists

>>14853275
So utter retards like you would shill their shit for free on the internet.

>>14853275
he's got brown skin and he can barely speak english, those seem to be the only two qualifications needed to be considered for demi-god status in amerishart

>>14853275
Because now they are trying to push our latin american culture in your country sorry wyboy, you are gonna start listening to reggaeton and you are gonna like it, you will see

Is mcdonalds ever going to stop blowing black people.

>>14853603
They make up a huge percentage of their customer base despite being just 10% of the population

>>14853603
This is more of a latino demographic campaign but still is tiresome to see a new "celebrity" mcdonalds menu, every week

>>14853275
He's not anymore.

Why didn't they at least pick someone who had an original meal choice? It's just a big mac with a flurry. And besides, the only reason the Travis Scott meal was popular was because it was a bacon quarter pounder meal for pretty cheap. But nobody is going to go out of their way to buy a big mac meal just for the flurry unless they were already going to get a big mac to begin with.

>>14853720
Unironically this. I have no fucking clue who Travis Scott is, but that burger was an actual deal so I got it. You got a quarter pounder with bacon and lettuce added on. This guy, the whole thing is "Big Mac with no pickles." You're actually getting LESS stuff. Why would someone buy that?

McDonalds is desperately trying to rehabilitate their image with zoomers, particularly zoomer females.
McDonalds is viewed as gross poor/fat people food. Its shameful to admit eating it.
Taco Bell is the best example of a franchise that has seen success with "our food is so shitty and bad for you that its actually cool" - thus they've reached Starbucks-tier where its not embarrassing for a young woman to admit eating Taco Bell.

'rapper of the week' meals are an incredible idea

>>14853734
Some people don't like pickles.

>>14853302
so McD promotes him, not the other way around?
that's interesting

>>14853613
sadly, despite being just a mere thirteen percent...

Who?

>>14853734
It's not that common on latin american mcdonalds to serve the burger with pickles you can add them obviously but they don't come by default, so it's not such a weird thing as that dude is Colombian

>>14853852

>52%

I want a Kyle Rittenhouse menu.

>>14853937
With a toy inside, a Kyle action figure holding an AR shooting at niggers and commies.

>>14853275
McDonalds is starting a record company

>>14853985
It all makes sense now! Someone at McD HQ read this
https://www.huzlers.com/mcdonalds-employee-fired-for-placing-his-mixtape-in-childrens-happy-meals/
and thought it was a brilliant idea!

>>14853937
>a cup of water with napkins to tend bullet wounds

>>14853785

This sounds about right.

>>14853683
this. People who don't even listen to him know who he is now.

>>14853994
kek

>>14853275
>he's a nobody

The same reason why you're anti and claim to be the best friend of someone who can't speak English and doesn't live in the same country as you

>>14853275
Just because you don’t know him doesn’t make him a nobody. He is incredibly famous. Solipsistic autists are literally the worst thing to happen to society.

>>14854429
>He is incredibly famous. Solipsistic autists are literally the worst thing to happen to society.

>>14853301
what covid?

>>14853618
I'm pretty sure I read this celeb meal promotion is going to go on until Summer '21

McNigger Burger

>>14853275
man, that's some corporate design taken to the next level.

>>14853852
Not even 13, as the very young, elderly and most females don't jog it up. This a slick meme, though.

>>14853618
It's to put money in the pockets of the people who already have enough money that struck deals with other people who already have more than enough money and still feel the need to take it from people who barely have any money.

>>14853275
>QP with medium fries and Coke
The "Europoor" menu

>>14853275
Why don't they get more exciting? That isn't really a new thing just an order anyone could make.

Do something like a quarter pounder with fries and bbq sauce

McChicken with a dijon mac sauce

Grilled chicken pepper-jack cheese sauce side of fries with cajun/spice powder

This isn't hard...

>>14853275
why is the man on picture dressed as roonald macdonnerson?

>>14853275
Because black lives matter. Especially black lives that glorify or actively commit crimes/violence. Where have you been for the last 4.5 months?

>>14854745
>macdonnerson
>donner
I want a Donner party themed fast-food special.

>>14854753
>Namefagging in /CK/
Virgin confirmed

>>14854795
>using the internet
virgin confirmed

>>14854495
go back to pol please

>>14854753
t. incel

>>14854813
Why? He's not hurting anybody.

>>14854795
ayo hol up you finna *snacks lips* sayin black lives dont matter?

>>14854566
>>14854694
Yeah pretty sure, I mean these people aren't working anymore (no gigs or festivals going around) and have to get their money somehow they don't sell music anymore they sell an image and shiet, that's the digital music industry kiddo, I find all this hilarious for some reason tho

>>14854742
They just put their name on it they don't really care what mcdonalds is selling, probably somebody give him a premade menu and he choose one

>>14854815
What other reason could there be for McDonald's and most every other retailer going out of their way to feature black people in their advertisements, product placements, etc. than because of BLM controversy? Even if they don't actually give a shit about "black lives" (they don't) the fact that people will talk about it like they do is worth whatever cheap endorsement cost they've paid to J Balvin or Travis Scott.

>>14854881
This is possible.

>>14854753
Too bad he is latino not african american at least seethe at the right thing namefag

>>14854888
This. These people have teams that handle these things for them. They are selling their name. Their management team probably asked him what would he order if he had to eat from mcdonalds.

>>14854894
Looks black or like some kind of mix in the picture. I can't be expected to keep track of the racial makeup for every nobody that sells their name to advertisers.

Bro have you heard his new joint? It's a bopping slapper.

>>14854898
Yeah too bad he choosed the oreo mcflurry I can't imagine somebody who isn't a tastelet liking that shit
hard pass for me, fuck oreos

>>14853275
mcdonalds doing the travis scott thing was *vaguely* novel

them doing this again this quickly and with some fucking nobody (I assumed it was another nigger I'd never heard of but it's some colombian) just annoyed me and made me think of the "america worships niggers" copypasta

>>14855084
How is he a nobody?

>>14855084
Why so angry wyboy? Don't you like the new hip burger? This latino brother seems to like it very much, you aren't racist are you? Should I put on some reggaeton so you can get a gasp of such a beautiful and vast culture? You are gonna like it

>>14855095
>new hip burger
his order is literally just their most famous burger, fries, and a flurry

the order isn't even customized like travis scott's

this is such a fucking shitty and shallow advertising campaign

>>14854910
Would you consider it to be, "lit"?

>>14855095
Yeah commit crimes and live like trash dog

>>14855157
Yes. Litty, in fact. Positively dope af.

>>14855490
Get outta here you fucking child.

>>14855130
don't order it then faggot

>>14854813
>go back to pol please

>>14855531
>soyjack
you lost

>>14855553
>not using your full meme arsenal

>>14853275
>>14855130
that's what i was about to say. it's a typical meal, unless you count adding
>fries with ketchup
yeah no one eats their fries with ketchup

>>14855553
>>soyjack
>you lost

>>14854902
>black or like some kind of mix
you mean, like a tripfag?

got reported for hate speech on 4cuck
oh boi , i love to get sell to the advertisers
lets keep the conversation pg13 guys
those reddit cocksuckers love to report
mfw im living these piece of shit site

>>14855583
i eat my fries with ketchup

>>14853603
365black says no

Mcdonald's makes dank menus for every nation they visit, but they use the black menu for the usa

>>14856154
I dip mine in sweet and sour sauce

>>14853275
Someone said it before

These people were promised a certain amount of fame in some contracts, so without live concerts and publicized parties and celebrity meetups and things like that to hype the celebrity they are using a FUCKING McDonald’s meme.

You wanna know why? They think idiocracy is basically the world today. And you know fucking what? It literally fucking is, but this might have been just a touch too early. If you’ve seen that movie you’ll know what i mean.

>>14859267
Said the chud

>>14853734
>>14853720

I imagine going into a McDonald's, walking up to the counter to place my order, addressing the middle aged salvadorian woman who is shaped like a bag of potatoes "I'll have the Travis Scott meal." She would reply "what to drink" and I would look at her quizzically and say "I said Travis Scott meal... I gotta have my Sprite." She will say "anyting else" to which I would reply confidently "yeah. Cactus Jack sent me," as I crack a smug sidegrin, slyly pull out my wallet, and place my AmEx Gold in the chip reader before she even tells me the total.

>>14859267
Idiocracy was a bad movie and only idiots reference it.

>>14854891
Mcdonald's has always aimed marketing towards the black community, because they've been a major portion of their sales demographics.

But to me it sounds like poor quality cheap and bad-for-you food prepared by criminals should be reserved for whites only.

mcdonald's: food for blacks

We all mocked picky weirdos who'd say "no pickles!" or pick pickles off their burgers but I guess now it's time to get gaslit into thinking it's cool.

>>14853275
>Amerisharts arguing about fast food
>True /ck/

>>14859558
Sure thing chud

>>14853275
Please sir, can I have the Joe Biden menu?
>Burger has a soy pattie, well done
>Raw Tomatoes
>No Onions
>Tired Lettuce
> Pre-chewed pineapple
> No bacon
> Wisconsin "Cheese"

> Fries are limp and cold
> Apple pie is split on the left side, oddly enough, there is no apple in the pie to spill out.

>>14859573
Hear them sounds from your basement?
That's me having a good time with your mom....

My post was mysteriously deleted by the (((mods))).

I work at McDonald’s and the higher ups have ordered me to give the winning McDonald’s monopoly game pieces to only blacks. We got whole sleeves of winners specifically for this reason. I was told by my higher ups that we are doing this in hopes we don’t get looted by blacks and the franchises burned down.

I feel responsible to go public with this information.

>>14859587

>>14853275
Solidarity with our oppressed brothers

>>14859587
LOL epic. Take that Sleepy Joe!

>>14859291
It wasn’t a bad movie, and it’s idea has a purpose. You can’t possibly tell me that a FAST FOOD corporation that’s existed for nearly 7 decades advertising their food with literal nu-age mind control media isn’t some straight up dystopian idiocracy shit

>>14861595
>with literal nu-age mind control media isn’t some straight up dystopian idiocracy shit
glad to see others waking up to this reality.

>>14859587
>menu
Quiet europoor

>>14856154
was being sarcastic

>>14861595
You're right, it wasn't bad. It was fucking awful and people thinking it was genius is downright ironic in the truest sense.

>>14861643
I didn’t say it was genius, nor did I say it was incredible in any way. It wasn’t that great of a movie, what was particularly good was the notion that the society that led to idiocracy’s society was similar to ours. Nobody gave a shit about anything, the only tiny people care about is shopping, the English language is slowly devolving to use less words over time (think about how big the English language is and how small the percentage of that language is being used by the average person, probably close to 1%), the political powers that be simply have to appease a bunch of idiots to keep their power, and slowly the mass producing of people (sped up by welfare and government aid programs, designed to help the poor but really promote being poor) is leading to a lower and lower general intelligence amongst the people.

The last part is verifiably true. There are literally welfare queens TODAY that have tons of babies to get welfare. You know the sickest part? Welfare collectors are the poorest people in society, and crime/mental health problems is also high amongst this category of people. They have 12 kids to make that welfare money, and then a domestic disturbance gets the kids taken away. They never see their parents again, and some of them even just disappear in the system. THEY DISAPPEAR IN THE SYSTEM. ANYONE REMEMBER WONDERING WHERE THE DEEP STATE GETS ALL THEIR CHILD SEX SLAVES? ITS THE FOSTER SYSTEM AND THE WELFARE SYSTEM TOGETHER

>>14861697
Someone is mad.

>>14853275
because they're bending over backwards to cater towards violent criminal animals.

>>14861625
you're suppose to add the /s !!!

>>14861740
>mistakes passion for anger

>>14853275
He's black, he's cheap and apparently their customer base isn't sick and tired of BLM bullshit yet.

>>14859301
>But to me it sounds like poor quality cheap and bad-for-you food prepared by criminals should be reserved for whites only.
Nice straw man.

>>14862002
He’s latin dumbass

>>14853937
kyle eats at arby's

>>14861697
To reiterate, Idiocracy was a bad movie and only idiots reference it.

the /pol/ fags on this board are pathetic its a fucking marketing campaign using famous people with brand recognition how could you possible turn this into some crazy race based conspiracy. Im sure when some neckbeard /pol/ fag has a billboard hit someone will give his fat ass a marketing deal as well

>>14862206
To reiterate, you’re a moron and I can almost guarantee you’re only at highschool level education and you probably have few if any hobbies

>>14862228
seeth

>>14853275
Could you handle it?

why are americans so obsessed with niggers and celebrities?

>>14855130
I'm actually perfectly ok with this as long as they keep making the promotional meals cheaper than the normal combo meal price, I was happy to order the travis scott one because $6 for a quarter pounder meal is like 2 bucks cheaper than normal

>>14862294
Wrong on all counts. Not even close to finding any of my weak points. Tell me, what other lessons did you learn from movies? Do you need to reference Saving Private Ryan to communicate that war is violent? You need to cite Trainspotters in order to reflect on drug abuse being harmful, right? This is not a useful frame of reference.

>>14862064
Is there a difference?

do you guys live under a rock? He's one of the biggest artists in the world, and he had at least 1 really big hit in the US (Mi Gente)
Travis Scott was to pander to blacks, this is for Latinos, and next they'll release a Billie Eilish meal for whites

>>14863256
for $24 thats pretty cheap
I would get it, would feed me for about two or three days

It's not even a meal, it's just a coupon for a free mcflurrie when you buy a big mac and fries at regular price. McDonalds thinks people bought the TS meal because of the rapper, but they bought it because it's a $6 meal when all the meals cost $9-$10

at least I knew who travis scott was

>>14853275
>He's a nobody
op has not seen HIS MASSIVE COKE

>>14854329
>>14853275
>mfw McDonald's has entered the rap game

>>14864031
he's Colombian..

https://youtu.be/5lA4NKK7MIM

Apparently j balvins a big deal if you're mexican. Coworker told me about how entire Mexico was waiting for him to get out of jail or something

>You're the guy from the mcdonalds menu!
>Can you sign my big mac?

>>14854495
the one that's killing your country

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#cases_casesinlast7days

>>14859587
I can't believe this weak ass shit actually triggered a couple people.

>>14866073
So then no.

>>14864109
Does McDonks reheat well?

>>14867425
Nuggets will in the oven at 375F/190C. The patties MIGHT in the oven, the bread and fries do not reheat well with anything.

>>14853535
reggaeton is just bastardized reggae
>spic.

>>14867110
My coworker got into a motorcycle accident and died, and his death certificate listed covid as the cause of death. I know you 4th world subhumans don't have much going on in whatever joke of a country you live in, but it isn't good taste to obsess about another country so much.