/ck/ - Food & Cooking

J balvin

>>14849281

the reggaeton singer

>>14849295
He gonna whip up a spicy mctaco fpr sure

The problem is, your mcflurry will melt by the time you eat everything else. Dumb

Is reggaeton at all similar to rigatoni?

i really wonder how this concept of attaching a celebrity to their very mundane menu working out for them

if its just gonna be a big mac with some bacon and bbq sauce on it, then they couldve done this shit years ago

>>14849277
>Big Mac and Oreo McFlurry
sounds gross desu
do they grind up the big mac before they put it in the mcflurry, or what?

>>14849277
When will movie bob get his meal?

>>14849277
>Balvin
More like BALDvin, lol
>>14849304
I suppose we will find out at the next quarterly report. But apparently the first one did well. Fools and their money, etc.

I was able to get the cashier girl to give me the Travis Barker meal deal today

>>14849304
>be mcd marketing
>throw darts at menu
>bigmac
>bbq
>oreo
>bacon
>Hey fellow kids *dab* and fortnight ninja GAMERS dis nigga like bigmac wit da bbque n baconerinos wiff dat oero whip yanowhatimsayin NIGGERS?

>>14849324
>Fools and their money, etc.
it really is mostly about the influential power of celebrities and less about the fools
they can simply just slap on star wars on some shitty burger if they really want to easily make fools part with their money

i was under the impression that using celebs is just too risky considering they could just one day come out as being a kid diddler or just OD on drugs

never worked out of subway, so this fall back on using celebs for marketing is kinda strange

>>14849328
Whoa, she put lettuce on your custom burger, amazing. She clearly wants the McD.

>>14849369
There is also the chance that chronic fast food eaters just like the meal's price, and took advantage of the fact they could get something for cheaper

>>14849398
>Travis Nigger meal is literally included watered down soda
WHATTADEAL

>>14849304
ok so flyover states and the south (cost of living is cheap): people fall for the marketing gimmick and buy it, especially the young deal
high cost of living coastal states/cities: people buy it because it's a 6 dollar meal and a fucking mcchicken is fucking 2 dollars out here (normal big mac meal is 9 bucks)

and that's why I usually go to in-n-out, taco bell, or bk if I want fast food which is usually once a week, if that

>>14849359
go back

>>14849303
Doesn't taste as good.

You all need to cool it on the racist shit, considering what's going on right now. May just come back on you some day.

>>14849518
If I can't call a pink haired white guy a nigger, then who can I call one?

>>14849518
this. so much this.

>>14849309
The McFlurry is not for the burger, it's för the fries

>>14849277
>Oreo
Hard pass from me

I thought J Baldin was a woman lol

>>14849277
consumerism, everyone. i don't see how people are interested in all of this.

>>14849277
It's gonna be lit!

>>14849277
I think I understand now. These celebrities were promised a certain level of fame, and due to the whole covid thing and them not being able to perform, their handlers are looking for other outlets to push their names so that they can get in return the deal they made. This is why fortnite is now an outlet for artists to perform and advertise their new music. It's sad really.

>>14849596
>It's sad really
I find it hilarious, not in a bad way either, just weirdly funny

>travis scott meal and spicy nuggets sell like fucking gangbusters
>for our next collab we're going to include ice cream
>surely our ice cream machines are up to the task of increased demand
>mcdonalds face when

>>14849584
because now I can shitpost about the jay bauman meal on on /ck/ and /tv/ you idiot

>>14849518
Yes let’s all be judged on things we said on a satirical website potentially decades ago because muh social justice
You certainly have a pleasant world view

>>14849601
Imagine that. Striking a deal and then not being able to do anything but look for fast food chains to slap on the new artists face because they can't perform (which is the largest income for them, music doesn't sell anymore). I guess it is pretty funny.

>>14849277
>without pickles
more like plebei-ton

>>14849277
turns out the latin market is worth a lot of money. you aren't some kind of commie, are you?

>>14849532
>>14849518
>>14849490
I'm black I am totally allowed to say our word brother

>>14849628
I know right? Like there is people who already knows your music but for many others the first time they are gonna heard about you is because a burger, funny shit I have ever seen this year

>>14849518
>>14849532
>May just come back on you some day.
My response may be measured by caliber. Fuck you, nigger.

>>14849618
>satirical
intent doesn't matter when the impact is hurting folx, bigot.

>>14849609
Stop posting images of my husband

>>14849655
>the latin market
which explains why they're co-marketing niggers instead of spics
really thought that post through before stabbing Submit on your phone, did you

>>14849720
>Booboo a word on the screen is mean to me I want internet to be full regulated in my mind set so I can feel good about myself
Close your eyes if you don't want to read it or go somewhere else

I need to know what Hilary Hahn's McDonalds meal would be

>>14849762
J balvin is a Colombian singer son. It is a spic. This is not a travis scott thread is a latin american "singer"
>really thought that post through before stabbing Submit on your phone, did you

>>14849518
>considering what's going on right now
Rihanna had a bad weave day?

>>14849609
>the jay bauman meal
>it's a ketchup packet full of semen

>>14849787
>J balvin is a Colombian singer
then why isn't this shit in Colombia then
Atheists 0
God 1

>>14849807
Because you people are more consumers, you got a lot of "latinos" and yeah probably just pushing our latin american "culture" there with the ass shaking music and shiet, you are gonna like it

>>14849708
Yea sure, tough guy. You ain't shit.

What would be Jack's McDonald's meal?

>>14849787
WE

>>14849850
Everything on the menu but you have to use one arm while eating it all

>>14849518
>considering what's going on right now
So people should listen to you because other people said you should listen to them?
You're a spineless, self-loathing cunt and I will have none of your monkey business of third-hand sympathies for people I don't care about.

>>14849277
I believe my sister enjoys the music of this character

>>14849518
What an absolutely fascist post. You sound like you would be better off on /pol/ or reddit. Fuck off.

>>14849908
Where you from?

>>14849518
But I like saying 'nigger.' It sounds so easy. If it weren't a slur companies would be fighting each other to trademark it as a product name.

>>14849300
So eat the mcflurry first

>>14849277
This is kinda sad. Has McDonalds really fallen this far?

>>14849772
Or maybe close your mouth if you don't have anything nice to say. Did no one ever teach you basic manners?

>>14849908
>You're a spineless, self-loathing c***
What? Not everyone with moral and ethical values hates themself or lives in fear. Some of us just have moral and ethical values.
In fact, we're the ones with spines, standing up to bigotry on 4chan. You just hide here in your little safe space bubble. If you had a spine you wouldn't be sitting here pretending you haven't already lost. Instead you would be looking at yourself critically and attempting to improve yourself.

>>14850050
>This nigga gets mad over some words on the internet
That must be a sad life anon, always taking everything seriously and with no way of ignoring it, must be stressing

I like BigMacs. Also,
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>>14850568
next mac's on me kid

>>14849518
upvoted, reddit gold gifted, and permission granted to fuck my girlfriend kind sir

>2031
>Hello, yes Wagie I would like to order a McBlackLivesMatterTM Burger with extra WhiteGuiltTM sauce with a side of TheLastestMusicNigger(C) Nuggets and a Sprite
>Yes sir that will be $14.88 and the 3/5 window please

>>14849359
LOL KEK based

I had literally never heard of travis scott before this burger came out

>>14849328
She burned all your food?

>>14849277
Jack collab when? What would a Jack meal consist of?

>>14849801

>>14851615
>>14849870

>>14849518

>>14849602
my mcdonalds hasnt had working mcflurry or icecream for years ;_;

>>14849277
>>14849528
>comes with Oreo Mcflurry
uh oh

>>14849277

god I hate society. HEY GUYS. WE'RE BURGERS RESTAURANT. WE ARE EXCITED TO COLLABORATE WITH RAPPER MAN. LOOK AT RAPPER MAN EATING HIS BURGERS. YOU LOVE OUR FOOD AND OUR BRAND. EAT THE FUCKING BURGERS. WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT OUR FOOD RAPPER MAN?

>"fries are good, where's my money?"

SEE, WE'RE REALLY COOL BURGERS RESTAURANT. LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT EATING HIS BURGERS. YOU LIKE THIS GUY'S MUSIC RIGHT? YOU'RE POOR. WE'RE TRYING TO APPEAL TO POOR PEOPLE. POOR PEOPLE LIKE FAGGOTS LIKE THIS.

EAT THE FUCKING BURGERS.

This is going to be a disaster. Is there a McDonald's in the world with a dependable McFlurry machine?

>>14849528
actual niggers

Can't wait.

>>14851837
It works fine. Management couldn't get anyone to clean it properly then they shifted out without training anyone on how it works now they are all to apathetic to grab the dusty book in the managers closet and go over things.

>>14849277
The 4th largest musical artist on the planet. You are either retarded or living under a rock. That being said his music is ok to me and McDonald's is garbage.

>>14849404
People keep talking about this but in my experience whenever you go through the drive-thru a cup filled to the top with ice is the default and 'extra ice' is physically impossible

>>14850073
>In fact, we're the ones with spines, standing up to bigotry on 4chan
This has to be a joke.

>>14852549
>The 4th largest musical artist on the planet
Reggaeton isn't music

>What? Not everyone with moral and ethical values hates themself or lives in fear. Some of us just have moral and ethical values.
>In fact, we're the ones with spines, standing up to bigotry on 4chan. You just hide here in your little safe space bubble. If you had a spine you wouldn't be sitting here pretending you haven't already lost. Instead you would be looking at yourself critically and attempting to improve yourself.

>>14852549
He looks pretty normal sized to me

>>14852437
I've seen this parroted enough to think it's just a meme

>>14849304
I mean j travis was good but this next unknown niger is bad

>>14849518
I dont live in Amerilardia so you can wipe your ass with your BLM shit, fuck niggers

>>14849518
The culture here isn't going to change no matter how many "assets" you have in moderation. At best you're effective enough to initiate a diaspora, more realistically Hiroyuki just fires you for threatening his revenue. You need to get it through your head that anonymous collectives don't have positions of power, there is no lever to shift the weight, you are only one voice regardless of what happens.

>>14849369
Jared wasn't a celebrity, he was just some fat pedophile who lost a lot of weight by eating nothing but Subway. The idea was you could starve him to death by buying sandwiches that he would have eaten otherwise.

>>14849277
Do Americans really?

>>14850666
>666
satan being a bro

>>14849304
They are doing this following the BLM shit.
Not one of these celebrities will be white.
Maybe a token one.

>>14853512
A bro to a shitty person.

>>14849277
glad to see they are bringing clowns back.

>>14849277
WE LOVE BROWN "PEOPLE"