/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14845622
Why is that watermelon so small?

nothing worse than random black kids coming to your house and shaking you down

really feeling these this year. too bad halloween's gonna be super lame. I'll just all of them myself like the fat piece of shit you are.

>>14846008
That's why you keep two bags. Something disgusting like liquorice for the black kids and good candy for everyone else.

>>14846097
>something disgusting like licorice

>>14846105
It's disgusting for a reason
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/26/health/black-licorice-death-boston.html

I like this thread thanks op

>>14845622
i'd like to do something halloween-themed with pumpkin pie any ideas?

>>14846005
its a pumpkin

>>14846425
hide a piece of candy corn inside and whoever finds it gets a prize, that prize being a piece of candy corn

>>14846008
based racist

>>14846430
no it isn't

>>14845622
Japs have to keep them small so their penises look larger.

>>14846008
>2020
>doesn’t own a gun
Literal retard

>>14846074
That one's pretty good.
I don't celebrate Halloween even though the shops have been forcing the holiday down our throats in recent years, but I don't mind taking inspiration for fun foods like this. I sometimes hang out with my 7-year-old niece (we hang out because someone as old as her obviously wouldn't need a babysitter) and I love cooking with her.
She probably has better knife skills than most of my coworkers.

>>14846074
theyre cute :)

>>14848376
>developed country

Lala la la la la laaaaaaaa

>>14846074
>I'll just all of them myself like the fat piece of shit you are.
>I'll just
>you are

what?

>>14851196
>he can't even into language

>>14846486
That seems like the Halloween version of a King Cake where there's a little baby hidden inside.

>>14848623
We all know what you like doing to/with your seven year old neice.

>>14851187
hehe