/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14844998
Get a job working in a kitchen and quit after a week when you realize it's terrible.

>>14844998
Reconsider your current life choices.

>>14845027
>>14845064
what's the problem?

start working on your cocaine habit

>>14845529
You're a chud

I’d suggest a massive dose of lsd and careful reflection on your plans for the future.
If you still want to cook after that then you’ve got almost all it takes, you just need to work on your alchohol and drug tolorence

>>14845601
i have a super low tolerance to both is that ideal or the opposite of ideal

>>14845633
Gotta be able to take the most drugs in the place an still work. It isn’t easy but it’s the best way trust me I’m a chef.

>>14845601
I used to work in a pizzeria and my co-workers would stick me with fentanyl and ketamine when I was distracted. If anyone started to overdose we'd hit their vein with a quarter gram of crystal.

it's actually one of the worst shows I've ever seen, and I'm convinced they sat around and said to themselves "let's see if we can make the most derivative anime with the least interesting premise possible, and I bet you these weeb faggots will still watch it"

>>14844998
Start washing dishes or find someplace really nice and willing to train you. But probably just wash dishes. If you can't handle a dish-pit, then you can't handle cooking.

Chefs and cooks have no respect for culinary degrees unless that degreed individual has also proven themselves in a real kitchen.

Prepare yourself to be everyone's bitch for a long while.

don't, it's one of the least rewarding and most demanding professions
just stop eating out and look up recipes for things you want to eat, if it comes out inedible throw it away and try again (eating inedible things you make will discourage you from cooking more)
seriouseats is actually pro

>>14845027
Fpbp, being a dishwasher is actually fucking disgusting unless you are so broke that's your only option and you're not gonna get a job as a chef without restaurant experience so you basically have to start from the bottom

>>14844998
>guys, i've been watching house and ive decided to become a doctor, what do i do first?

>>14845662
lol

>>14846419
Get a job working in a kitchen and quit after a week when you realize it's terrible.

>>14846577

>>14844998
move to nyc and extern at a michelin starred restaurant, or get a job as a prep cook.

then, once you've moved up to working the line, make your way through all the stations. Befriend everyone, connect with everyone, learn EVERY station, including pastry.

After you've made it through all the stations and have earned your status as a tournant, make your way over to another reputable place, preferable another place with 1-3 michelin stars, and do the same thing.

Once you've worked at a MINIMUM of 3 restaurants, and you've made your way through all the stations at said restaurants (this will take between 3-6 years), try to earn a position as a jr. sous, and then eventually a sous chef.

Once you've been a sous for a few years, make your way up to Chef de Cuisine. Once you've hit CDC status, you're set, unless you want to own multiple places or have your own restaurant.

hit up old rich regulars and score yourself some investors (i recommend young tech/finance bros or people in the liquor/cigar industry. those guys are BIG money most of the time. celebs are also v helpful.) Get your money, and get people you trust, SPECIFICALLY an Executive Sous Chef (your right hand person), a GM you can trust, an accountant, a lawyer, and someone for HR.

Get a spot for your restaurant, and then bada bing bada boom your 20% of the way there pal

>>14846930
Ok chud

>>14846964
Do whatever the fuck you want but if you legitimately want to do this I'm giving you some experience-based advice here little buddy

>>14847000
Sure thing chud

virgin chef vs chad street vendor

>>14847089
>chad egg-king chef vs chad egg-king vendor

>>14846341
Most of the dishpigs near me are from East Timor. That being said Jonas (ex kitchen porter) now flips burgers, he got the job by saying he worked in a kitchen, but did not say what job he did. Tells his folks back home that he is a chef.

>>14844998
Learn how to suckup to a camera like a useless chicken with its head chopped off.