/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14837943
That looks like a slop o shit, my local dirt cheap chinese/Hawaiian joint does better ribs and the brisket clearly wasnt smoked long enough

>>14837949
The brisket was like butter. Everything was excellent, you rube

These were the sides. Tonne of food

>>14837943
>>14837962
How much was it?

>>14837986
$38 CAD for combo, $78 CAD for combo + book, plus book signing/meet and greet

He is incredibly friendly. Very soft spoken. Unlike his online persona.

>>14837986
Also if you don't preorder the combo, there are walk-up orders for either brisket sandwich or Nashville chicken sandwich, $15 each

>>14838007
>>14838074
>38(!) leafbux for a child sized plate of lame barbecue

>>14838007
jesus christ anon.
I'm close, but I ain't dropping $40 on that pitiful amount of food

>>14838007
>$38 CAD for combo
food looks good but that's pretty overpriced, you're paying for his name

>40 on small BBQ plate
Does OP really?

>>14837943

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your poverty dinner on these forums ever again bro.

>>14838524
hello old friend

>>14838007

Ok im gonna take the bait

Fuck you ck Warriors. It was delicious. Idgaf about the price, I don't line in my mother's basement on a Dorito diet. It was excellent BBQ by world renowned chef. No one complains about expensive Ramsay food.

>>14839513
>No one complains about expensive Ramsay food.
People complain all the time about celebrity chef restaurants being overpriced and not even having them in the restaurant cooking. Nobody said the food looked bad, but you're basically paying for the food and then making a donation to a celebrity.

>>14839513
i usually like matty's ideas when it comes to cooking but he does shit that scares people.
>goes cheap on the wrong ingredients
>uses shitty tools
>unironically thinks ramsay is legit
albeit i've tried some of matty's recipes and they're much much better when i'm not dumping half a bottle of canola oil in it.

is this the thread for gullible easily influenced fags?

>>14837962
are you out of your fucking mind
the grocery store deli has better looking sides than that

>>14839550
Looks okay to me, just nothing special when you consider what it costs. It's probably like $5 worth of food at the most being sold for $50.

It's about the taste and flavor. The spices and the sauces. Idgaf what it looks like. It is delicious and no one can say Jack shit without trying it.

>>14837943
>>14837962
imagine paying almost $30 usd for some fat faggot canadian's shitty bbq

>>14838007
wow

>>14839513
Why does this read like blatant advertising/shilling?

>>14840846
>advertising
Nah. Just a fan is all

>>14838524
true

Fuck all that ck faggots. This shit was dope. Sorry eurofags that will never have this

>>14838007
I'm so glad I'm a third world shitter sometimes.

>>14842018
Ok Pajeet

>>14842018
Don't be. Your average first worlder could throw $40 out the window and not even notice.

>>14837943
this is like a $10 plate with sides anywhere in the south

>>14842678
USD

>>14842678
>$10 plate of food in a place where the average person makes $80/week

>>14842698
>>14842683
RENT FREE

>>14842678
southerners are extremely poor

>>14842678
The other thing is, it isn't hairless Joe's toothless BBQ. Matty is a celeb. And this shit was worth it.

>>14838074
Lmfao. $15? For that sloppa? That's pathetic my guy.

>>14839513
>world renowned chef
Since when does being a fat uggo on Vice mean you're a world renowned chef lmao

>>14838007
yikes my dude

world renowned chef

>>14842826
Fuck off you celeb worshipping lil faggot ass bitch. Go jerk off to Chrissy Teigen tweets or somethin you fuckin fag. Go fist yourself to gifs of Black Panther you söyboy bugman faggot fuck

>>14843329
Lol babby mad

>>14839513
>>14837943
You can ignore everyone who says it looks like shit or that they can tell it wasn't cooked right by the pixels and having cooked a lot of times in their life; They're clearly shitposters who have been dragging down this board more and more over the past few years.
It looks great. Definitely overpriced though.

>>14843363
Thanks dude! And you know what? It was over priced. But, I'll happily pay it. Why? BC I like his shows, he's funny af, and I'll always support something like that over some fast food conglomerate. How many fucking taco bell and mcpukes threads do we have on here. Fuck all that. Any of you fucks would rather have BBQ over some bs burger that some pimply nosed simp made. And if you were there.... You'd realize, fort Erie is a bit of a dumpy little border town. Bungalows galore. You're driving in this industrial wasteland, no one around, dreary October day, then.....boom. Parking lot packed. People lining up. Tailgating. And you know what? That's awesome. Wholesome food bringing people together. Where else can you find that at this time of year. I'll support something like that 7 days a week. Go back to your mcdoubles you fucking libtards

>>14837943
This thread should be archived and forever used as a template for how to be a god tier troll

God bless you, OP
You are not a fag

>>14843853
No trolling!! I'm being honest!

>>14837943

Looks good to me. How much did it cost?

>>14837962
>who doesn't love tater tots

>>14843866
>>14838007

>>14843885

FUUUUUUCK THAT SHIT. LOL. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

Hey bros! Check out this SICK barbeque deal I got from CELEBRITY CHEF Matty! I love watching his Youtube videos and flipping through his super-helpful "50 Smokin' BBQ Tips" book when I'm trying to plan out dinner for the Senpai. Ok, yeah. I know it's 38 bucks CAD.... But it's delicious food and it's worth every penny! Matty's my idol and his EPIC recipes and hilarious moments made it all worth it! Fun for the little ones too.

>>14843911
Is everyone here unemployed? $38 isn't a lot of money for home cooked BBQ. Granted, it's no Mexican pizza from taco bell. Or your fucking mcchicken with extra sauce.

>>14843935
cmon man, i like matty i think he's alright but you can't be selling bbq plates out of to-go boxes for $29USD
that shit better be fucking delicious because i can get a dank ass plate of jamaican bbq from the place on the corner for $12 and it's a larger portion

>>14843935
>Home-cooked
Kek. Microwaved after being frozen from the warehouse, more like.

>>14843963
>warehouse
You can see the team in the back cooking

>>14844750
>the team

So the guy doesn't even make the stuff. What a rip off.

>>14844750
In the back of the home? I thought you said it was home cooked.

>>14837943
This obese drug addict fleeced your ass good

>>14843935
fuck that
$38 to go out and sit down to eat maybe but served in foam clamshell boxes thats goddamn robbery
the fucking sides you posted look as generic as the coleslaw they served in my elementary school cafeteria and institutional dinner rolls that exist just to fill you up because you weren’t served enough meat
I can totally afford that price but I don’t want to spend it because the value is shit

>>14844787
Are you nuts. It's obviously his recipes. There was of course a team to cook for the amount of people that were there. Don't be dumb

>>14844923
Ok chud

>>14844826
If you tried it, you wouldn't think it was overpriced. I'm starting to think no one here has had proper BBQ before. Go have a mcchicken.

>>14845000
I make my own proper bbq you cocksucking faggot
for about $45 I can fill my smoker with 6 pork shoulders and have 20lbs of pulled pork in 16 hours
checkmate douchebag

>>14845019
LOL that's like saying why would anyone ever eat out BC you can make it cheaper at home. No shit. The only thing you smoke is your boyfriend's bbc

>>14837943
Honestly looks like fuckin dogshit and I like Matheson

>>14845084
You can't make bbc jokes and talk about libtards if you worship epic meme celebs. Go post this shit on Le_ddit, it's where you came from and you need to go back.

>>14847085
Absolutely not meme celeb. Have another mountain Dew. I'm telling you this was god tier BBQ. The sauce the sides the main. It was excellent. I've cooked enough brisket to know how hard it is, how to make sauces that people like,.... Look fucko, lineups of people can't be wrong. As I said, go back to the bsmt. Go eat your Doritos, and if mummy is good she'll bring down tendies and fries.

>>14843417
>calls fry cooks simps
>makes a thread to jerk off and shill for a mediocre e-celeb

No judgements or anything my man but your honestly pathetic

>>14847722
Have a Dew

>>14838007
I always hated Matty, glad I have a good reason now

>>14838524
lol

>>14839513
>world renowned chef
Thanks for all the laughs in this thread, Matty

>>14847379
>look fucko, lineups of people can't be wrong.
yes, they can, and they are all the time.

>>14848468
>Matty
If he posts here I'll eat shit