/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14837070
Pasta salad.

>>14837070
I don't attend.

>>14837070
Fried shredded chicken dumplings.

>>14837070
My anime girlfriend, my beard and my mobility scooter.

>>14837070

My erect penis

>>14837070
mlp pasta

>>14837082
Lol this, you're out of your mind if you think I'm personally having anything to do with you freaks, let alone consume mystery food you bring

I'll bring the napkins

>>14837094
>tfw autist screeching about barney making deaththreats is escorted out of the building

Paper plates

>>14837070
Enough Deodorant for all of you.
And some stouts

>>14837070
Dum-dumbs

Homemade canned potato ;)

>>14837070
my peenus weenus of course (:

lots of ammo

I'd bring smoked wings with a buffalo sauce.

>>14837070
cum brownies

>>14837070

>>14837099
>>14837082
This. Knowing 4chan someone is going to cum in their dish and post how we all ate it.

>>14837082
This, I'd rather not eat 3 strangers' shit, piss, and cum mixed into their sloppa meals

>>14837106
Hello fellow robot. I still don't know what barney schizo's fucking deal is

>>14837453
> boiling anything in pepsi max

No one here has mentioned Bluetooth speaker
>ngmi

>>14837070
Covid, now perish.

a big stinky soiled diapy on a soggy paper plate but i keep it all for myself!

>>14837070
>what do you bring?
a getaway car

spaghetti dogs, me special ty

>>14837082
This. I want absolutely nothing to do with anons in real life

>>14837070
Hash brownies
For shits n gigs

>>14837070
Deenz

>>14837070
beer, lots of it

>>14838869
ahahaha eternally butthurt

Either a bottle of wine or pepsi.

>>14838895
Just one bottle for a party, what are you some kind of cheap jew or a weirdo islamic?

>>14838905
Fine, fine. One of each.

>>14838912
Maybe I wrote it wrong, bring what you can would be a better way for me to have written it.

Just alcohol. None of you want my cooking.

>>14837070
Giant cold cuts

>>14838945
worthy of trying it out

Murdaland style Crab Cakes. Served with hot mustard aioli with a dash of my jizz.

fuck that shit do you know how much cum will be in the food?

>>14838965
never enough for the yalies and harvard fags

Fried chicken+lots ground up hydrocodone to slip in the drinks.

>>14838965
All you have to do is follow the worms

>>14838987
Isn't that the more the negro thing, swish, the bill cosby way?

>>14837446
>>14837510
>>14837516
>>14838965
I mean, if it's gonna happen on /k

>>14839027
doesn't look real at all

>>14839083
u r mum didn't look real after I was done with her last night

>>14839083
After all this wont you give me a smile?
A baby brought up in a new caddillac...

she aint never comin back

>>14839083
Yeah, guy came and said it was condensed milk, it was just a prank

i bring weed

>>14839377
just in fun

>>14837070
these fucking things

>>14839381
I'll bring some sweet & sours

>>14839388
Keep me away from those, I might eat them all

>>14837070
chili, with beans, as god intended.

vat of 4 gallons of salsa

This thread needs some cheesing

>>14839413

>>14839387
I mean I'd have done it to, people are still laughing about it

>>14839418
>>14839425
Its pretty classic

>>14839403
BEHOLD!

>>14839445
looks like sloppa shit

Tater tot casserole or swedish meatballs, depending on how much effort I wanna put in. Though I think next time since I got a smoker I'll bring pulled pork and little buns for sliders.

>>14837324
Never heard anyone object to someone bringing a bucket.

>>14838895
Hello George

>>14837070
If I would decide to go then some Swedish stuff of different types of obscurity but no weird shut we don't eat weird shit

>>14837099
You do have plausible deniability so long as you never bring anything I mean you can just pretend you're strolling by if you don't like what you see.

>>14839027
Rofl, that's a cunt move no matter if it's fake or not but then again wouldn't really apply to me seeing as I generally don't eat or drink anything I haven't had my eyes on the entire time, been roofied one too many times

a potluck featuring bad food, secret ingredient (cum), store bought, and secret ingredients (mystery drugs). 1 in 3 would survive and then 1 in 5 would be pregnant. might actually be a pretty good party

>>14837453
That windowsill looks weirdly lot like typical before 90s swedish apartment

>>14837070
>eating food at a 4chan meet-up
>ever

>>14837070
I'd gladly attend, though I don't think I'd eat anything there.

>>14837070
I'd probably get a little carried away and make everything i knew how to. That being said the few things i make are all from scratch and top notch.

deep fried:
pickled banana pepper rings
cream cheese, serrano popper bites
Chinese pork dumplings
popcorn chicken
breaded ravioli

Soup/stew:
Beef stew
Chili
split pea soup
chicken & dumplings

miscellaneous:
cheese nachos
beef enchiladas
bacon cheese burgers
Italian hoagie
macaroni salad
pizza
pork stir fry

Dessert:
lemon meringue pie
pecan cinnamon rolls
chocolate chip cookies
sweet potato pie

>>14837082
eh, ill just drop this off without saying a word

>>14838987
>hydrocodone to slip in the drinks.
you don't have to trick me into taking hydrocodone but i'd be a little upset that it wasn't oxycodone

>>14837070
nacho cheese fountain with assorted breads, soft pretzel, and chips

>>14840268
>been roofied one too many times
did you wake up with a crazy headache/hangover? i never felt that shitty in my life

>>14837070
Chicken wings, esquites made with crema instead of mayo, and Peach Cobbler.
https://food52.com/recipes/13625-esquites

>>14840388
rocky mountain oysters?

>>14840436
Nah it mostly was actual roofies or other benso, uppers or a couple of times I'm not really sure must have been a weird cocktail but luckily enough no Alimemazin because that seriously fuck you up for the next day

It was mostly pranks but still get kind of murderous because you just don't do that to ppl 'cause you never know what someone might already have in their system, be sensitive to something and not to mention giving someone psychedelics and not saying anything which is just about the shittiest thing you can do

>>14837070
Cum brownies.

>>14840464
wowee! self righteous advice from a twenty something year old druggie! what a golden opportunity to inherit some wise words from shaggy from scooby doo!

>>14840464
You are surrounding yourself with the wrong crowd if this is their idea of a prank. Get better friends and drop those jerks.

>>14840498
dude weed

>>14840486
Twentysomething..? Druggie..?

Not a single hit anon, would have had a better chance by flipping a coing

>>14840498
Most of them are dead or in prison by now or whatever just disappeared to wherever.. yeah I started to cut ties over a decade ago but manage to cut everyone out just during the last five or so years as some were harder to get rid of than others for various reasons

>>14840535
judging from the tone of your post hits all round and seethe to boot. sort your shit out

>>14840548
Rofl, you just can't handle being wrong can you

>>14840535
>yeah I started to cut ties over a decade ago but manage to cut everyone out just during the last five or so years as some were harder to get rid of than others for various reasons
I'm glad you were strong enough to do this, not too many are. I hope your life is better now.

>>14840577
Better in some aspects could be improved in others but that's life kind of a rollercoaster of sorts isn't it. Thx anon

>>14840598
Yea I hear you on that. I can relate to you a lot and I know how hard it is to cut ties with people, especially when it is a group of friends who do drugs. Take care of yourself and I wish you the best.

>>14840464
i accidentally roofied myself when i stole my sisters drink because she finished off the bottle and i wasn't drunk enough, so when she looked away i snagged it and downed it in one gulp. I can easily drink 10 shots and i only had about 4 shots in my system but i knew i was loosing my shit but i tried to maintain and tuff it out... didn't work , blacked in and out all night.
I never got a straight answer from her but my theory is either her bf drugged her so he could go party with his friends or she drugged herself to either sleep through her bf's snoring or they were into some weird sleep/rape fantasy. But she knew something because it was the only time my sister ever gave a fuck about my hangover , enough so to go to the store and get me some gatorade and aspirin and made me some chicken soup. She even cleaned up my vomit in the bathroom, all of this was completely out of character for her. I know drugs and alcohol very well and never felt like that in my life so she had to know

>>14840535
yea sometimes its easier to cut ties, trying to get a friend to improve their life often results in them dragging you down to their level

>>14837070
Protein brownies

>>14837070
Either Chile Rellenos or my smash burgers. Its win/win either way for everyone involved.

I WILL bring durians. It would smell great.

>>14840718
Does sound like she felt bad for what happened, maybe she snuck in some pills or something 'cause she didn't want you to see her taking anything and mixing stuff with alcohol is pretty normal as most stuff potentiates itself with alcohol but impossible to say what it could have been, my first guess would be bensos due to the fact that you needed way less alcohol to get blackout hammered but as you say you have a lot of experience then I wager you've already thought of this other than that maybe GHB or GBL but that's a liquid and kind of exotic at most places

>>14840736
I've tried but mostly to no avail and I know that if someone doesn't truly want to then it's a waste of time because it takes work, time and ain't gonna be easy which makes most people not wanting to do it seeing as it's easier to blame everything and everyone instead of bettering one self

Sure my door is always open just in case but I'm not going to put up with any bullshit and got more than myself to think about but if anyone genuinely wants and needs help then I won't turn em away but highly doubt it will happen anytime soon and don't really care anymore either

I bring six cupcakes and then make myself four plates of food from everyone else's contributions.

>>14837324
Why does this chicken leg look like the aborted fetus from the Silent Hills demo?

I would tell myself that I would make something elaborate and special beforehand, then end up caving and making something super basic and simple, but still likeable.

>>14840271
It's always a good time when you put a bunch of autists together

>>14840833
>but if anyone genuinely wants and needs help then I won't turn em away
that is a pretty enlightened and mature way of handling a shit situation.

>>14840833
yeah GHB, ketamine and PCP are some of the things i've never tried.
I sure learned my lesson though, never leave your drink unattended and never steal someones else's

>>14840861
sew the seeds of chaos
>beans or no beans in chili
and watch them devolve into madness

>>14840912
>turns on bullhorn
>DO AMERICANS REALLY?
>do a 360 and leave

>>14840932
>do a 360 and leave
never gets old

>>14840932
>3 for free

>>14840932
you'd never get out through the torrent of irl replies.

>>14837070
Im the weird homeless guy who doesn't bring anything

>>14837070
A bucket for anyone stupid enough to eat the tainted food

>>14840869
I'm far from mature but when it comes to something like that then I would blame myself if I were to be a cunt or as long as I care to remember at least

>>14840899
Ketamine or PCP then you would have something to go on and it would have been more memorable (for better or for worse I might add) but with GHB it's more like instantly drunk from drinking just a soda cap with even shittier motor skills, blackouts happen and let's not even start on the hangover

I try not to leave mine unattended and uf I'm drinking beer I twist the capthingy on the can a bit so I know which one is mine, way back when in my teens I used to roofie my own drinks but it just took a couple of parties before ppl caught on and I've never had that many trying to steal my drinks before let's just say it didn't have the effect I was hoping for

>>14840912
Cream or no cream in Carbonara/Bolognese (if the question is cream the answer is always yes)

>>14840943
>look at all these flyovers
>I bet they've never had superior coastie cooking
>my feet hurt

>>14837070
Boiled chicken breast and a big bowl of white rice.

>>14840976
obligatory

>>14841016
Wait what, boiled chicken breast I just thought it was raw and in fact it would have felt better for some reason

>>14837070
I’d bring cheeseburgers then leave

>>14841360
Hmm, what's that meat made out of

>>14838965
Enough to keep OP full

>>14841362
100% grade A grass fed angus beef... and artificial flavors

>>14837070
My semen

Something involving my semen, do you think you would notice?

>>14841377
Good enough but that artificial flavouring part does sound a tad bit ominous though

>>14837099
but i love my anons, I would never do anything to cause you guys harm :(

>>14837070
My famous “gutter gravy” ;)

why do they call them potlucks? Is it because you have to be lucky to find any real food there?

>>14840264
G O R T E X
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A tray of peanut butter cookies, one of them poisoned.

I'm bringing cookies in various stages of doneness, for the discerning palate.

>>14839398

>>14837070

Molotov cocktails.

>>14837070
covid

>>14841429
Infantilization of potlatch.

>>14837070
Guns, ammo, mre’s and a noose.

>>14837090

>>14841426

Brownies.
/k/-style

>>14837070
My adopted 8 year old son, 4k video camera and lots of condoms/poppers.

>>14837070
Damn, that looks all so good!

cream buns

>>14842862
sometimes i'm glad i don't get the reference, because that one is giving off bad vibes

I'll bring a nasty koof, touch everything and sneeze on the plastic fork bin.

>>14845021
Ok chud

>>14837070
Glazed oatmeal raisin bars and a carrot sheet cake.

>>14841426

>>14837070
a pack of niggers and some ribs..

>>14837070
Tendies with MacDonald's keptchup packaged

>>14845097
>ketchup on a tendie

>>14837070
A mountain of deenz

>>14837070
cinnamon rolls and dinner rolls, I am actually going to start on some cinnamon rolls for tomorrow right after this post.

>>14845009
I think its from van wilder, he makes some cream filled donuts for someone he doesn't like, a football team maybe?

>>14847069
this is 4chan, you never know if its just a skit or some real shit

>>14840375
fried pickled banana pepper rings is an excellent idea man, why have i never thought or heard of this? now I gotta go to the store tomorrow and get a bunch of stuff to fry with them since I'm firing up the fryer.

>>14845285
why dont you like ketchup on your tendie huh lil bitchboy?

A cheesecake. One of my 2- or 2.5-pounds-of-cream-cheese recipes. Sliced into fifths.

>>14840388
you fucking legend
>>14840388
prawn dumplings

>>14837070
Deviled eggs

>>14838882
what did she mean by this?

>>14840899
god I love GHB so much
its like alcohol but better

bologna jubilee of course

>>14837070
yellow rice and sausages, finger food might be more appropriate so spring rolls and crab rangoons

>>14840899
You are missing on K. Is great, never tried other two tho, but ketamine is the only shit I felt comfortable putting on my nose (never did coke either)

Dont forget dessert, cannoli works for that.

>>14842790
you only really need one popper, they last for ages

>>14837070
my grandmothers cranberry coffee cake- it isn't anything amazing, and i'm sure she got the recipe from elsewhere. But it's a pleasant little treat and folks seem to generally receive it well.

>>14848110
Sounds good, I'd try it if she let me. I've had cranberry donuts before but not coffee cake.

>>14840899
Be careful of unattented beer cans, take a drink from one and it could have a cigarette butt in it, that's a sure way to make me puke so I've learned to be careful.

>>14837070
A gun because I don't trust you fucks.

I bring my finest dish.