/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14829784
I'm highly allergic to white people having children.

It's appalling, and climate terrorism.

>>14829795
Why does every board on 4chan devolve into /pol/ so fast now?

>>14829784
Most people have no food allergies but they make them up to avoid eating foods they don’t like.

>>14829801
people are bored and haven't learned to use the internet for something better. so they get more excitement from feeding trolls which means trolls have no reason to stop.

>>14829784
None, but I fake a crustacean allergy because I don't want to be rude and tell people the reason I don't eat them is because they're bugs.

>>14829784
No allergies. Seems to run in my bloodline, I don't think my parents or grandparents from either side are allergic to anything. Definitely no foods. Girlfriend/her immediate family is the same I think though idk about medications.

I don't think it's uncommon, but nor is it common I guess since I have plenty of friends with weak-ass bloodlines allergic to nuts and wheat and the goddamn blowing wind. Sucks to suck I guess.

Is it because we ate dirt as kids? Seems the people that grew up in sanitary little bubbles have worse immunity to shit, including developing allergies, than those of us who didn't give a shit about getting dirty until our 20s.

Cool, limp dick faggot.

No one notices every.

Kill yourself.

I'm only allergic to multiple fistfuls of wasabi peas

>>14829832
As a kid, yeah I did all the traditional kid shit. Played in dirt, the sand, played a lot of casual soccer. Picked plants and flowers, did a bit of gardening, collected bugs etc. I don't know if this is related but my dad worked at this supermarket that had an extremely ghetto-ass bakery. As in there were flies landing on the bread occassionally.

We'd always get a discount since my dad was an employee and the bread was always oil covered and had terrible texture. I ate them for years and one time my brother invited his friend, we shared some of this "bread" and the friend immediately threw up and said he'd never eat bread at that bakery again.

>>14829784
Zero allergies as well. I think it may legit because I was poor growing up, so my siblings and I spent a lot of time playing outside. The only allergy in my entire family I can think of is my sisters allergy to amoxicillin.

>>14829801
its all /pol/ and always has been but politics has gone even more off the rails

>>14829784
None here. No food, no medicine, no plants, no animals, no dust. If I'm allergic to anything its either extremely mild or I haven't found it yet.

>>14829784
I have a minor allergy to two trees, but literally like maybe I'll get some slight sniffles if there's a ton of pollen in the air, or take off my shirt and rub my back on one.

People are surprised, but never care too much.

>>14829852
We grew up poor. Not sad poor but definitely not "trophy wife's a homemaker and the house is always spotless when the maid leaves" levels of disposable income. We had dogs and cats, pretty much impossible to keep a house properly clean. Having fun meant playing outside in the forest. Food was often whatever was cheap, not whatever looked best. Cooking practises of mother make we wonder how we didn't get tapeworms and salmonella every week.

27. No allergies or health issues yet. I've never even had the flu. Worst I ever get is a cold and I usually catch it from the gf living with me. This is not an exact formula for health, obviously, but in my limited inquiries it seems to be a trend. People with "more healthy" childhoods seem to have a rough go of adulthood health wise. Sick more often, "intolerant" to things, athsma, etc etc.

me

no allergies just means you're healthy
fat ameripoors like me grew up and became lactose intolerant and unable to eat nightshades or gluten because our intestines are overworked and poorly fed. :(

a lot of food allegeries in the modern world comes from decades use of processed food, seed soils (soybean is the worst), and shitty added stuff like (likely gmo) soy (unironically)

I used to as a child but not anymore.

>>14829784
i am allergy free but i tell people i'm lactose intolerant because for some reason people still try pouring me a glass of milk when i'm at their house, this happens to me all the time and i find it weird as fuck

>>14829784
because its kinda autistic to blurt out that you in fact have no food allergies. so do most people?

>>14830035
Oh fuck off. I'm a fat american and have no allergies. OP is backdoor bragging for something that's a common occurrence.

>>14830086
that is indeed weird as fuck

>>14829784
Probably aspergers.

>>14830201
allergies are more than wheezing to death, anaphylaxis reactions can include diarrhea, extreme lethargy, and all sorts of other symptoms. for example, i developed an allergy to apples and now my intestines shred themselves if i eat more than 80 grams of apple. other high FODMAP foods do not have this effect on my intestines.

>>14829784
None that I know of anymore. I had two when I was a little kid, kitty stuff, it used to be called dander but it's really some protein that they lick themselves with, no more,
The other one was weird and had to do with cheap news print. I'd read a newspaper then maybe put my hand with the newsprint on my face and I'd break out a bit. I don't know if that was an allergy or not and it wasn't from all newspapers. None of these things bother me anymore, maybe it had to do with puberty.

>>14830086
You're LI? oh me too anon, that's why I buy lactose free milk, drink up!

>>14830284
I think the best answer is "none that I know of" don't be arrogant and say that it's none at all.

I'm allergic to bitch treacherous girlfriends, that'll do it.

Also bitches that never shut up.
This is why I'm still single.

Useless fucking cunts, that'll piss me off and make me lock myself away for a while until they leave me alone. Is that an allergy?

>>14830284
You should spike that with some bourbon.
Sometimes you have to say "what the fuck" and go for broke.

>>14830328
bulleit rye is better then their bourbon

>>14830284
that has actually happened to me and instead of fessing up i drank that nasty shit with a smile on my face, because you never break characters! Whats even worse is i live in a poor area where you don't leave the table until you clear your plate
>oh yes a mason jar full of lactose free milk to go with my hamburger and okra
i hate people so much sometimes

>>14829784
Are mouth wounds from pineapple and kiwi allergic reactions or just a side effect of their acidity? I can barely eat them without ruining my mouth for days.

>>14830382
I'll look that up, I've never seen their rye before, it was hard enough getting the bourbon where I live. That's good, something to try for.

>>14830415
that seems like a vitamin deficiency, you need more A, E and D (you can't take A and E together)

>>14830086
Why did I thought she was kissing her dog. That last sentence hit like a bunch of bricks.

>>14830434
hahaha, wtf?

dog fuckers, cat fuckers, camel fuckers, horse fuckers, you're all a bunch of degenerates and will go to hell in a handbasket!

>>14829808
I work in a hospital, and there is a crazy high number of people that have real severe food allergies (like they only bring in their own food, and refuse to eat pot lucks, or out at restaurants), and also a crazy amount that have severely autistic children (like, unable to function without constant supervision). Shit has me terrified, I'm fairly fresh out of school. Like there has to be some fucked up shit we're going to find out about in 10-20 years that'll be the new MESOTHELIOMA shit on every commercial. I dunno if it's the massive storage of formalin or some kind of /x/ level kill the sick drains on society gas pumped through the vents, or something else.

>>14830420
I dont go out much so it might be vit D after all.

>>14830438
>l go to hell in a handbasket!
seems like a quaint ride

>>14829784
No allergies.
I only had an allergic reaction once after eating an Eastern European curd dessert with some artificial strawberry flavouring.

>>14830415
shit called bromelain enzyme reacts with protein (ur flesh) so when you eat them it fucks up ur mouth. same reason why some fuckers add pineapple when they age their pork or whatever to make it soft and tender

>>14830415
that's an oral allergy, stop eating them. :(

>>14829784
Thankfully no, I’m rather fond of peanut butter and seafood. Only thing that used to give me some issues was when a fuckton of pollen got in the air around spring time and the like, but I haven’t had to go through that for years.
>>14830445
Its probably the fact so many are popping day after/(((mental health))) pills all day every day. Never mind all the lead shit in everything a few decades ago.

I don't have any. Just get mad gas from onions.

>>14831867
weird i get mad gas from split pea soup but the the farts smell like onions, do you think their could be a connection?

no allergies, they are for genetic trash

>>14829784
I'm pretty sure I have no allergies but there are a few foods which make my throat a bit scratchy like if I eat an entire bag of carrots. Watermelon used to make my throat a bit scratchy when I was a kid but it doesn't anymore. One time it happened really bad when I ate some precut celery I bought from target but it has never happened with celery otherwise.

>>14829784
Of course I have no allergies but are you telling me you can be allergic to soy that would actually be quite beneficial so vegetarians/vegans can stop trying to get one to eat soybased stuff that attempts to look like or are named similar to real meat shouldn't be hard to get that as a proper diagnose if one were to really want to take it that far but in all seriousness are people really that allergic for real or is it a new faggy way of trying not to eat stuff (except for those that get anafylactic shock which is the main reason for why I like to eat peanuts and strawberrys in public, well you didn't want me to smoke did ya you fucks)

>>14830978
Fun fact adding Kiwi or as you mentioned other fruits with that enzyme to meats like in a marinade sure makes them real tender if you let them soak in it for a day or so but it is also illegal to use it in food that you sell in Europe so the enzyme itself is actually pretty hard to come by (if not counting the internet that is) but it does do wonders as it starts or more like speeds up the "rottening process"

>>14832953
Something tells me your brain is half way through the rottening process

>>14832960
I loled, but cut the esl some slack.