/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14826268
>all that single-use plastic

>>14826268
Look at all the future trash in the picture.

I miss eating at my campus during quarantine, so peaceful and quiet.

>>14826274
>"One use" unless you clean them and use them again.

>>14826268
>friends
I've never once had a picnic of any sort so no.

>>14826268
>normal person drinks in public
better steal their drink, bash their face in, send them to the hospital, then put them in a database barring them from getting a decent job forever!
>wh*te drinks in public
oh how delightful! #urbansm #liveablecities

>buying wine at eataly
Enjoy your 4000% markup moron, bet you paid $35 for that past-its-prime montepulciano

>>14826312
>the wrapper for the cheese
>the useless bread bag window
>those hermetic grocery store bins that deform to the point of uselessness after 3 uses
>the lamination on those metal screw-caps
I hate modernity, guy, and you should too

>>14826340
Sorry anon, but whites are the "normal people".

>>14826320
I've never had friends. I used to go to parks and eat popcorn and read a book though. I don't do that anymore.

>>14826345
no. not now, not before, and certainly not in the future.

>>14826340
>normal person
So do you mean "nigger" or what anon

>>14826343
There's a magic thing called trashcan, you throw your shit in there and some good people come along, squeeze them and burn them.

>>14826352
Level with me- are you an actual chinkoid, or are you a hapa who anxiously waits for the entire world to descend into a state as deformed and sick as his own?

We've had basically no precautions in my cunt except trying to stay away from eachother and using hand sanitizer, but I still don't fag around in the park.

>>14826367
Yeah, I wish plant growth could make up for all that CO2 we release.

Yes. Unfortunately my chess club and I are no longer allowed to use the public parks even when wearing masks. We were disposing of our piss bottles near the playground equipment and some rent a cop chased us. My friend Dave got arrested. Fucking pigs.

>>14826448

>>14826448
Way of the road, bub

Yes. :(

>this triggers the janny

>>14826367
>hand sanitizer
retard. I sure hope all this irresponsible hand sanitizer use doesn't have any ramifications good thing MRSA isn't a big deal when we have COVID to take care of.

>>14826268
Sounds a little gay.

>>14826618
>MRSA
>hand sanitizer
I'd be concerned too. What country are you in and why do officials allow narrow-spectrum antibiotics for routine OTC topical applications?

>>14826268
>with your friends
i don't have any friends. i go to a nearby park to walk. i usually eat in my vehicle.

>>14826268
>Don't you miss eating in the park with your friends?

Why would I miss it? The dopest park in DC is literally steps away from my apartment. In fact, I am having a kickback there with some friends this weekend. It won't be a picnic per se, it will be more of a BYOB where we invite as many women as possible. Women love retarded social bullshit like this, especially now that they can't go to bars or clubs anymore. I fucking hate women.

>>14826268
Fuck no. A picnic is just an invitation for wasps and flies. No thank you.

>>14826728
You seem to have some issues. I recommend therapy. Sincerely.

yeah I definitely miss doing this with my friends. having friends is great. My friends are really cool. haha

>>14826728
is that the one where you dump the bodies?

>>14826736
My only issue is, I was lied to by society that a wife, kids, and single family home was even remotely attainable, when in reality none of those things are anymore. Women in DC would rather whore around until they hit the wall and are finally ready to settle down. Yeah, why the fuck would I want some barren 35 year old used whore who will resent me? In the next 5-10 years an entire generation of women will face reality when no one wants to settle down with them. There is literally a spinster dog mom epidemic on the horizon. It serves them right, though. I'm offering them my best years, yet they scoff and proceed to fuck countless men met through dating apps. Again, I'd rather die alone than settle down with any of these harlots. Even the ones who claim to be Catholic are only ostensibly--they believe in abortion and fag rights. But of course they're too stupid to understand concepts like the Immaculate Conception. They might as well be Protestants. Damn this city to hell.

>>14826734
wasps are annoying

>>14826320
Had a girlfriend take me out to an orchestra concert in a park with a picnic lunch, it was a great time. She was vegetarian so it was just white wine and cheese and baguettes and crudités but everything tastes better outside

>>14826773
come on now

>>14826773
You're not really in touch with actual women, are you

>>14826805
>let's just pretend 95% of millennials aren't getting married or having kids

>>14826773
include me in the screenshot

>>14826809
Dogs can't replace children. Soon enough you'll realize that Netflix and boxed wine won't fill the void of being familyless.

>>14826816
>wanting children
>in 2020
>wanting to bring conscious beings into this shitty world because of societal pressure
Break free, anon.

>>14826912
>being this much of a moral coward

>>14826912
Quiet, hole.

>>14826773
You're not missing out on anything. Focus on your faith, everything you mentioned prior is a mere distraction.

>>14826268
>Don't you miss eating in the park
Ants crawling all over, flies trying to get into your food, wind knocking shit over, seagulls screaming at you, wasps trying to eat your eyes, you don't know what sort of piss has been on the grass just hours before

>with your friends
hell no having friends is epic cringe

>>14826363
Found the blumpf voter

>>14826773
>I was lied to by society that a wife, kids, and single family home was even remotely attainable
You don't think it's weird that other people attain those things with relative ease
maybe it's because other people are screaming in a mongolion throat singing website's cooking forum about how women are stupid for not knowing about the bible

>>14826345
Ohnonono

>>14826773
Loser cope. You just aren’t desirable as a mate. Accept Chads sloppy seconds or seethe alone forever. Meanwhile actual men took the good women way before your whole 30 year old midlife crises

>having friends
I couldn't organize a picnic if I tried.

>>14826773
What? lol

>>14826968
It's funny how frogposters actually end up looking like frogs
is that intentional like they're modeling themselves after their idol or is that just a coincidence since they have the ultimate gamer body

>>14826970
Nice cope, retard. I land dates all the time. In fact, I had one this past Tuesday and have another scheduled for this Saturday. But it always falls through either when I mention I’m Catholic and want children or I sense that she is a harlot.

>>14827011
Hmm, do catholics believe in forgiveness or is that an inconvenient side of jesus they ignore?

>>14827011
Landing dates with roasties isn’t an accomplishment, seethe more

>>14827021
Forgiveness is only possible if one is willing to accept Jesus Christ into their hearts, repent for their sins, and change their ways, which is something these harlots will never do.

>>14827021
Of course they do

>>14827041
You dont know every single catholic.

>>14827041
Presuming to know the mind of God is the greatest sin of all.

>>14826346
lol

>>14826773
lol

>>14827051
>implying

Found the Protestant. The teachings of Christ are widely available to everyone, anon. He taught us the way, the only way, and do deviate from that, even a little, no longer becomes the way. How can you forgive someone who doesn’t even repent and continually sins?

>>14827021
Catholics are retarded and deny Jesus his propose of a relationship with you by praying to false idles instead

>>14827063
Go listen to your tranny pastor, you fucking heretic.

>>14827061
Keep on sinning.

>>14827067
there is literally nothing wrong with tranny pastors

>>14827011
>I mention I’m Catholic and want children
And that's definitely stuff you bring up on the first date.

>>14827011
I WILL NOT WASTE MY SEED UPON A COMMON HARLOT

>>14827067
Keep fucking little boys and pray to your pope kissing nigger feet

>>14827079
It is. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.

>>14827051
Not him but where is this stated because the Bible was written and had stories excluded because men didn't believe those stories were the word of God
Guessing the mind of God is all we can really do

>>14827079
amateur, when a woman flirts with me (I can tell she wants to have sex because she doesn't immediately scream and run away) I can plan out our entire wedding and our argument over where to buy a home before she is even done saying "is that credit or debit sir"

>>14826918
>>14826919
wake up, sheeple.

>>14827063
That is not true at all, why don't you talk to an actual catholic priest who is up for this discussion and clear out any misconceptions, rafher than blindly judge and accept a lie?

>>14827112
You literally pray to mary and other saints. What do you mean 'not true at all'?

>>14827116
Seriously lmao. Dont they also believe in angels of ____? Aka demi gods?
>H-hah n-n-no that d-doesnt count we c-call them a-angels checkmate heretics

>>14827116
They also believe heaven has different levels. Like muslims
Christianity is better

>>14827116
You wrongly judge me but I forgive you.

>>14827129
Angels are accredited all throughout the Bible, from Old Testament to New Testament.

>>14827134
I believe the Apostle St.Paul made a clear distinction of this.

>>14827144
>Literally worship a crucifix
>no idolatry guysss

>>14827088
based retard, why get to know what a woman is like and gain her trust and eventually slide in the idea of having kids or maybe even her being the one to bring it up when you can instead scare them off on the first date like a desperate 39 year old female with half dried ovaries.

>>14827095
le epic based

>>14827134
>Christianity is better
Break the word down
Christ inanity
Follower, or practitioner of Christ's teachings. As long as one follows Christ's teachings, one is a Christian. Christianity is simply an umbrella term.

>>14827151
You continue to wrongly judge me, but I still forgive you. Catholics don't idolize the crucifix or saints, these are common misconceptions created by the evil one to keep the community of those with faith fighting against each other rather than seeing the true enemy. Open your eyes.

My what now

>>14827144
>I will follow the saints word rather than God's
Thanks for arguing for me I guess

>>14827156
Yeah

>>14827165
If you refuse to acknowledge that Jesus had Disciples who were entrusted to preach the Gospel, and were blessed by the holy Spirit to do so. If you refuse to acknowledge this that is on you. All their teachings in the Bible attest and magnify everything that Jesus proclaimed, and then some. Because these people were in a direct, personal relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ.

I am the best

>>14827195
At what?

>>14827199
Killing janitors

You stupid Catholic tranny janny I'm going to kill you

Petition to range ban the r*dditoid janjan

>>14827219
>>14827214
I thought he was a muslim or something? Didn't people call him out for his anti pork shilling on here?

>>14827224
>>14827214
Not sure, i just know he does it for free

Tranny you missed a post >>14827214

Tranny janny

>>14827224
it's likely a she, and she's on a rampage today

>>14827239
>She

>>14826796
That sounds lovely.

Seething janny
>>/ck/thread/14826268

>>14827282
Yea she was a sweet girl, it was a nice date. Tbh Ive always figured when I propose to a gal it’ll be after a nice little picnic at sunset.

>>14827319
Ewww what kind of broke ass proposal is that? If my boyfriend proposed to me at some public dirt pit I would dump him on the spot.

>>14826343
I hate you for being preachy

>>14827357
Ok but is he wrong or are you just petulant?

>>14827346
You will never be a real woman and your boyfriend is a queer

>>14827364
>Ok but is he wrong
yea

picnic

>>14826268
>illegal to drink in public places
>parks have a curfew of 9pm
>illegal to be in parks right now because of covid
>8 months of the year shit is covered in snow and its -40c out
i fucking hate canada bros

>>14827626
faggot country

>>14826796
Gay

>>14827626
Yeah and the fuckin bears and moose. Angry faggits.

I take the kot. We live in small apartment and we both go a little stir crazy.

>>14827872
Nigger

>>14827431
Lol what if at the end she hikes up her skirt and poops out all the picnic

>>14827919
I love your kot.

I only let mine on the porch now.

>>14828391
Thanks! Yours is cute too! Why is yours porch-bound? Do you have a harness and leash to experiment with?

I've never eaten in a park with friends but I sure do miss going out there and cracking a couple of four lokos, maybe playing some frisbee golf

>>14828409
Fucking love frisbee golf. I suck at it, but it's fun as hell.

>>14826796
I hope you sucked her dick

>>14826343
landfill is a fairly valuable ore. people are storing my garbage until it is recycled in the future when the landfill miners come along and buy it

>>14828409
>>14828433
You guys should try golf golf. Nothing like ripping one down the fairway with a stogie clenched between your teeth

>>14828447
Never on the first date, you slut

Not really, it's spring here and we don't have covid but fuck eating outside, allergies and wasps don't make for a great experience.

>>14828460
Never really had a chance to give golf a try. My single mother didn't give a shit about sports, and because we were poor, she was happy that I didn't ask for money to play one as a kid. So Golf-golf just kinda fell off my radar. I went to a driving range once and was lucky to swing and actually HIT the damn ball at all.

Like I said, I suck, but I did have fun.

>>14828503
I’m shit too, but grew up in a golfing family. It’s fairly affordable if you pick up a used set of sticks. A BLT at the clubhouse after a slow paced round is hard to beat

>>14828407
He does alright on a leash. I just attach it to his collar since he never really liked his harness. He's porch confined because he's a terrible outdoor cat. He used to have a tail and all of his teeth, but he had some accidents...

>>14827431
Yeah I'm sure this whore had a real relaxing and introspective time preparing that whole fucking stupid picnic with food for like 7 people and then spending her entire time at the picnic taking videos for social media trying to look as relaxed and introspective as possible. Fuck. I hate normalfags and women.

>>14828529
word

>>14828531
oh geez

>>14828531
It's funny how he'll naturally just sit in whichever chair I'm not in.

>>14828549
Don't feel too bad. He can still eat solid foods.

>>14828558

>>14828560
"GIVE!"

>>14827626
remember kids, Its only illigal if you get caught.

>>14826363
I am a garbageman. Thank you for calling us good people. My coworkers are amazing human beings and they do not get enough credit.

>>14827626
Leave the praries, come to Vancouver. It rains a lot but it's not cold and it's comfy af. Only downside is that everything is more expensive desu

>nooooo don't support the anti-coronavirus policies, they want to keep you from going out with your friends!
Fucking normalfaggots like you don't realise you and your "friends" weren't welcome here to begin with. Get the fuck back to the social media sites which were made for people like you.

>>14828367
lmao kekked and based

>>14828844
Keeping on shoveling that shit brother. You're doing honest work for a wage. People need to thank a garbage man more than a soldier.

I should take my wjfe out on one more picnic before it gets cold, thanks for the reminder.

>>14827626
>>14827683
Anon lives in a meme province cause I can eat poutine at parks all day long baby

>>14829278
>Reminding me I still don't have someone to share my life with.

>>14829304
I didn't meet her till I was 27, and I hadn't had a serious relationship before that since highschool. Was actually starting to bury myself into alcoholism and bitterness when she came along. don't lose hope robot.

>>14828367
Lol imagine

>>14829297
I also live in quebec but don't pretend like this isn't the shittiest place to live in north america

>highest culmulative tax rate
>impossible to get a doctor
>police want to arrest you for speaking english
>police can get warrants on the phone to arrest you
>french people are so inbred they are literal idiots with low IQ

>>14829334
I won't, although I'm 30 and my last true love was 7 years ago. Pray for me, brother.

>>14826728
Which one? Meridian hill? If so that's way too close to joggerville Colombia heights.
If it's rock creek then have fun

>>14828844
You guys literally hold cities by their nuts if you stop for a week. Keep up the good, real work.
Just keep it quiet in the morning ok?

>>14826955
Obsessed

>>14826268
Jesus that looks like the most pretentious meal ever.

>>14828558
cute
what kind of cat is that
i have a black norwegian forest cant myself. dont have any pictures on my pc but its a cute and goofy one who sadly always have shit in her fur

>>14830421
it's fun to eat like that if you're in your mid 20s and you got an arthoe

cat owners are so fucking gay

>>14830877
Domestic short hair with amputated tail and notched ear.

>>14830421
How can a fucking Neal be pretentious?
Do you know what that word means?

>>14827431
LOL if you pause you can see the book doesn't even have real words. It's all just random letters.

>>14831171
poor guy
looks really cute tho
i bet he is a funny one who loves to do mischief??

>>14826268
No.I dont have a Park or Friends.So No...

>>14826268
summer ended like 1 month ago, i don't really miss it yet.. winter is cool too, now we can have comfy food inside

>>14826268
>friends

>>14831575
A bit. He's just dumb is my theory, though.

my only friends are here on 4channel

>friends

Every few months I eat a meal by a river alone if that counts.

>>14826728
this >>14826736

>>14829438
>Meridian hill?

Yeah, that's the one.

>>14827431
Why do women have to post everything they do on social media for validation?

>>14831188
its Italian

>>14828844
I also would like to circlejerk to trashmen. It's gross, hard work and without you we'd be climbing mountains of shit in the streets every day. Bless you all. Live long and get frequent tetanus shots.

>>14826268
I wouldn't do it with friends, that's strictly a date scenario.
I can sense the vagina exuding from that image for christs sake.

>>14826268
Not wine please. I'm alcohol intolerant.

>>14831185
Who is Neal? I was talking about that garbage food in OP's pic, not your gay lover.

>>14831188
I don't know if it's a joke, but that's an italian edition of The Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe

>>14835615
>not knowing who Neal is in 2020
do you even know what Chad is you dumb boomer?

>>14835728
Yes, it's a sliver of paper left when a hole-punch doesn't knock the paper entirely out.

>friends

>>14827431

>The Sorrows of Young Werther
>The Raw Youth
>Tik-Tok

Nice bait, go back to you EDM festivals and student protests, wench.

>>14826367
>having multiple people in your cunt
You dirty little whore

Where do you live that you can't have a picnic?

Also OP, you're like ants at a picnic.

>>14828844
Based garbage collector. When I was younger the garbage men in my neighborhood were always really nice and would talk to me and my brother about their trucks. They even brought us like little child size toy versions of the city trash cans and recycling bins. Good guys, keep up the good work anon.

I have no friends.

I have never had friends

>>14831185
I’ve known a few neals, all were assholes so yes a neal can be pretentious

>>14826268
No. Being outside is gross and dirty.

>eating outside like a savage

>>14826343
I hate you, and you should too

>>14827626
>Can't get drunk because of kids
>Can hardly shit because of kids
>Can't have $ because of kids
>Can't have a nice meal because of kids
>Can't be attracted to wife after kids
>Can't (even if) fuck b/c there's a kid between us
>Can't kill myself because of kids
I'm not the poster boy of 'Time' 'Don't have kids!!' - just stop being a pussy.