/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14819164
You are going to get a lot of comments suggesting you've made not n omelette, but a fritatta. (However it's spelled)

>>14819169
But I followed the formula of an omelette

>>14819173
I see you like a lot of cheese...

>>14819164
Would you like some omelette with that frittata??

Too much egg. Too much cheese. Try and restrain yourself you greedy fat fuck.

>>14819200
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day though, so it has to be hearty.
>>14819191
Love dairy and eggs
>>14819194
It's an omellete

>>14819204
That looks like the nasty picture of the fucked up organ, is it a liver? That people post. With all the sores.

>>14819215
I just added some Mexican style tuna

>>14819204
That looks like cooked vomit. Bad food.

>>14819222
It was delicious, I'm out of coffee though, so I guess this will have to do.

Does anyone want my omelette formula?

Excellent thread

>>14819283
Yes

>>14819297
1. Whisk some eggs and add a bit of water. This is the most important part because it's how you turn the eggs into an omelette.

2. Once egg is in pan immediately add tuna if your choice (chilly flavoured if you're feeling SPICY! Lol)

3. Put cheese on top

(OPTIONAL STEP) add some herbs and spices, I like garlic and onion

4. Wait until cooked

5. Eat

>>14819327
Thank you. I would've never thought of putting water in an omelet, you're on another level.

>>14819204
>It's an omellete
Nah it's a pile of shit mushed together in a pan by a retard. An omellete requires specific criteria that you failed to meet.

>>14819333
No worries, next thread I will be doing is either scrambled eggs or gourmet sunnyside up. I have 101 formulas for eggs.

>>14819345
I followed the formula of an omelette though, so it is by definition, an omelette.

>>14819348
legitimately looking forward to seeing how that goes.

>>14819345
You are correct in saying it WILL BE a pile of mushed shit when it eventually comes out my ass haha.

>>14819352
You may have attempted to. But you failed. It's a mushed together pile of shit. By definition it's not an omelette. It's slop.

>>14819164
>>14819173
That's a lotta frittata!

>>14819361
But I didn't fail, I provided photographic evidence of my handiwork.
>>14819364
Frittata is for dessert, you dont have dessert for breakfast.

>>14819164
>>14819173
way too much grease

>>14819371
I didn't use grease, I used nutex to defriction the pan.

>>14819370
You provided evidence of a plate of slop. You failed. Miserably.

>>14819376
the point is too much, not the gender of the oil

>>14819380
If its edible and he enjoyed it, it's not a failure. He doesn't have to live up to your standards you know.

>>14819380
It was a solid and firm (yet fluffy) omelette. I don't know what 'slop' you're looking at. Are you responding to the right thread?
>>14819384
Nutex isnt oil though

>>14819396
The fact you cant even recognize how badly you fucked up is even more pathetic. You failed.

>>14819396
garunteed vinegary shit because of too much pan lubrication no matter how you cope

>>14819401
But my goal was to make an omelette and eat it and share my formula with my friends here and have fun along the way. So I think I succeeded at my goal.

>>14819406
Nutex is like butter, it isnt vinegar I would only defriction the pan with vinegar if I was cooking fish and chips.

>>14819387
>it's not a failure
It is if its specifically trying to be an omelette. Whether he likes it or not is irrelevant to what it actually is.

>>14819414
You are just a control freak. Let it go and move on.

>>14819413
seethe now, shart later

>>14819409
You didn't make an omelette. You made a plate of mushed up slop. You failed.

>>14819230
Figures it's a fucking aussie drongo jerking off drinking piss in a can

>>14819422
But I followed the formula exactly so it can only be an omelette
>>14819423
Dont piss into cans, you might cut your dick tip accidentally and that really hurts.

>>14819456
No, you attempted to. But failed. Hence why it's a failure. It's mush. You failed.

>>14819492
Have you ever seen mushed potatoes? Does that look like mushed potatoes to you? Because I didn't use the musher on the omelette, I used the flipper.

>>14819502
You mean... mashed potatoes? I think you have brain damage.

100 bucks OP is overweight

>>14819517
I figured that was assumed from the start.

>>14819510
Mashed potatoes is a song and dance by the wiggles, it isnt food.
>>14819517
>>14819528
I'm not fat. I put on a couple kgs since iso, but that's just beer weight.

>>14819204
>Breakfast is the most important meal of the day though, so it has to be hearty.

>>14819204
Thank fuck for those two kidney beans, you meal was almost unbalanced.

>>14819327
How much water? Like a single spoon or more?

>>14819204
I love your podcast, Mr. Rogan.