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American Smoked Shiet Thread [CANCER-TIER EDITION]

>> No.14816761

>>14816738
That's a good plate of charcoal needs some ketchup tho

>> No.14816788

someone dug up a piece of their street

>> No.14816875
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>>14816761
why dei do dis?

>> No.14816887
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The absolute state of americans right now

>> No.14816901

>>14816875
Can americans enjoy anything that isnt black?

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>>14816901

>> No.14816950

>>14816901
kek

>> No.14816969

>>14816875
But seriously though, why do Americans do this? What the fuck

>> No.14817150

Why do europeans seethe so much at smoked foods? Are they jealous or something?

>> No.14817162

>>14816969
Here’s a tip little bongy, it isn’t black on the outside. I know it’s quite the departure from beans on toast and unseasoned fried fish, but I would hope you could at least try to use your brain here.

>> No.14817168

Because when the bulk of your food is beige slop or boiled plain, you get really fucking envious of actual food.

>> No.14817175

>>14817150
They are impatient with their cooking

>> No.14817181

>>14817162
But it obviously IS black on the outside. Is Donald fucking Trump posting in this forum now, in defense of Coal Tier BBQ?!

>> No.14817190

>>14817150
>Are they jealous

Ofcourse they are have you ever had european cousine? Its down right awful, something id expect out of third world countries. The Americas as a whole has a superior cousine to europe. Its not surprising they cant even afford or have the knowledge on how to properly smoke meat.

>> No.14817191

>>14817150
A smoker is classified as an improvised explosive device in most European countries.

>> No.14817194

>>14817168
Makes a lot of sense. Bongs and most of Europe in general have the culinary taste and prowess of Jews.

>> No.14817197

>>14817181
Fuck me I meant to say inside. God damn it its just black on the outside due to all the spices and shit. How the fuck is this so hard for yuropoors to understand?

>> No.14817203

>>14817191
Its funny how bogs will claim up and down that the US is the most cucked, when they unironically have shit like that. Also Canada exists.

>> No.14817211

It’s so funny seeing the bongs and europeans in general try to make fun of US foods, because it always just comes off as being a giant cope, due to how horrid their food is.

>> No.14817214

>>14816738
>>14816875
show us the picture of the inside you stupid euro monkeys
sorry we dont boil the meat you yiddish yokes

>> No.14817223

>>14816738
Anyone know of any good diy smokers? I don't feel like paying a shit ton for some shit that would probably work as good as a trash can.

>> No.14817226

Is this the “try to talk shit but end up just exposing my lack of knowledge for something” thread?

>> No.14817230

>>14817226
I’m sure a regular grill could do the job, just get the right wood.

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Since OP refuses to post interior pics, here is mine. This confuses the bong

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>>14817232
Bongs will hurt themselves trying to understand this. Here is what their food looks like in comparison.

Yikes!

>> No.14817244

>>14817197
America Cooks:

https://youtu.be/E627sRIZn2s

>> No.14817255

>>14817244
See >>14817241

>> No.14817256

>>14817232
And yet you still eat all of that crematorium crust. It's not confusing at all. It's fucking burnt. I suppose there was a hog barn fire back in the 1800's somewhere in America, they tried to salvage what they could, and suddenly, BBQ was invented.

>> No.14817261

>>14817256
>And yet you still eat all of that crematorium crust
So you’ve never even had it before? It’s all spice. Do bongs really not know how to smoke things?

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>>14816738

>> No.14817273

>>14817256
The bongs really are confused lol

>> No.14817276

>>14817256
>It's not confusing at all. It's fucking burnt.
>doesn’t know that there isn’t even a fire to touch it, just smoldering wood
>>>>>>It’s not confusing at all
God damn... do europeans really enjoy embarrassing themselves this much? Why are they so insistent to attempt talking shit about foods they’ve never even seen before, let alone tried?

>> No.14817280

Are bongs not allowed to use anything other than boiling water to cook foods or something? How on earth do they have trouble wrapping their loicenses around BBQ’d meat?

>> No.14817283

>>14817256
imagine never in your life tasting brisket or ribs
good lord
you guys would like BBQ its got vinegar in the sauce thats the only spice you guys eat anyway

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>>14817232
are the bones edible ?

>> No.14817295

>>14817283
>Assuming that I am a "bong" and all American BBQ is the same burnt shit that OP posted.

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>>14816738
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>> No.14817305

>disliking OP
Imagine being proud to be a pussy. Do bongs really?

>> No.14817306

>>14817276
You know what that is, actually... Creosote. They dip pilings in the stuff so that the wood doesn't rot in the water.

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>>14816738
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>> No.14817310

Have any of the nonamericans in this thread tried our bbq? It is fucking delicous

>> No.14817312

>>14817295
you obviously have never smoked meats before you limp wristed faggot, that shit aint burnt, go crack open some soylent and get back to a binging with babish video

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>>14816738
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>>14816738
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>>14817223
Get pic related. You can use a metal trash can lid filled with concrete, or you can find terra cotta bowls that match that diameter. Just drill some holes in the lid and in the bottom for ventilation. You might need to stuff some foil in the holes to control air flow. You can get replacement felt gaskets for the big green egg. A small weber kettle grate will fit down into it a few inches, enough that you can fit a couple of pork butts in there. Get a shitty hot plate and strip all the plastic parts off of it, and rewire it so the rheostat can be used from outside. Put a few inches of lava rock in the bottom. Throw that hot plat element on top of the rock. Get a cheap cast iron skillet and put it on top. Fill that shit with wood chips and turn that fucker on. Hard mode is to control it with an arduino. Congratulations, you just made a smoker for less than a hundred bucks, but with better thermal mass than units much more expensive.

>> No.14817328
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>> No.14817335

I hope no europoor ever eats food like this. They would literally orgasm themselves to death from the flavor. I have too much compassion for my fellow man to allow somebody to throw their life away.

>> No.14817336

>>14817223
dig a hole like an indian

>> No.14817337

>>14816738
golly gee, thanks for the marketing opportunity champ, I would never be so successful without you big data chimps , remember , i got your ass, I GOT YOUR ASS, I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

>> No.14817341

>>14817328
>the bong, now out of arguments, resorts to derailing the thread with politics

>> No.14817346

>>14817310
I have, and here is my experience:
>Be in Lockhart Texas.
>Invited by friends to go with them to local BBQ place.
>Order an entire BBQ chicken, the place was known for this dish, fried okra, potato salad, bowl of really good beans and so forth.
>Get 2 kinds of dipping sauces.
>Chicken comes wrapped in foil, nice and shiny.
>Open foil, see coal black chicken. I mean it's the colour of crude oil.
>Ask what do?
>Peel the skin off says my friends.
>Skin peeled off to reveal chicken the color of fine mahogany furniture.

By god it was good. It was.... well you guys know how it was. I went from being disappointed, to being annoyed that someone had played a trick on me to being very happy and delighted by the deliciousness of the chicken.

>Didn't eat the skin, had a good laugh over a great meal and a beer.

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>> No.14817363

>>14817349
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>> No.14817364

>>14817349
>>14817357
back to /pol/ you greasy faggot

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>>14816738
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED JOE BIDEN WORKS FOR PRESIDENT XI , COMMUNIST CHINA IS CANCER TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

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>>14817328
hey schizo take your meds!

>> No.14817388

>>14817370
I'm going to start donating to socialist organizations and spreading Chinese propaganda just to spite you.

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>>14817256
>there was a hog barn fire back in the 1800's somewhere in America, they tried to salvage what they could, and suddenly, BBQ was invented.

I would love to think that's how BBQ was invented, but it's actually been around since the beginning of time. Sorry is such a hard concept for you bongs to grasp

>> No.14819322

>>14816738
Brisket is fucking good

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>>14817375
why does she have ugly gollum hands and not cute girl hands?

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>>14817313
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>>14817328
Based schizoposter

>> No.14819365

>>14817375
>Anti-China
>Posts cute Chinese girl
What did you mean by this?

>> No.14819537

>>14816738
Is... Is that a smoker's lung?