/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14812186
I wouldn't go to a fondue party

Living in Germany, bread is the way to dip.

>>14812186
If you dunk anything other than stale bread or potato it is said the spirit of a Swiss banker will steal your money.

>>14812191
Neither would I.

Plus the little wooden handle on that pot, is just glued in. I know this to be true. Heat will melt the glue and cause a pot disaster in the middle of the table. Then there will be flames. And screams.

That I know these unassailable facts, is one of the reasons I now refuse to attend fondue parties.

>>14812186
My best friends shit. It smells like vanilla ice cream. Plus, she's really fucking hot it takes big shits.

>>14812287
based

MOAR CHEESE

>>14812197
Rye or sourdough?

Tangy fruits

>>14812186
I prefer bread over anything else, although broccoli is a fine choice as well. I get why people do apples, for the flavor combination, but the cheese never sticks to the apple and it's a chore to dip.

>>14812349
The name is right there on the picture.

>>14812186
>Dipping apples in cheese
Do americans really

How hot do those get?
Can you heat up oil enough to deep fry fondue sized foods?

>>14812538
>mixing fruit and dairy
Oh lawdy lawdy what a culinary sin.

>>14812555
No. You heat the cheese up on a stove. The fondue stand contains a little tealight candle to prevent the cheese from cooling down too much.

>>14812186
The only thing I'm dipping into in your party is your girlfriend you little faggot

>>14812559
Couth people usually have grapes to accompany a cheeseboard. You can also buy cheeses with fruit in them. What is a strawberry milkshake?

>>14812349
this, plus soft or hard pretzel bits, maybe i no one is looking a corn chip

>>14812186
Gently fried mushrooms, lightly sauteed cauliflower, bread sticks, popcorn chicken.

>>14812641
>popcorn chicken
this...so much this

Crusty bread, cubes of different cheese, ham, blanched broccoli/cauliflower/asparagus are what immediately come to mind.

>>14812725
>cubes of different cheese
>dipping cheese in cheese
Do you really

>>14812186
Roasted zucchini
Bread obviously
Black pepper tricuits
Soft pretzels
Naan/pita and falafel
French fries

>>14812725
>the tripfag has shitty opinions
color me colored

>>14812197
>>14812532
>>14812641
>dipping shit that has crumbs into a liquidy sauce to contaminate it

>>14812186
Tacos and pigs in a blanket, niggaa

>>14814811
>oh no bread crumbs might get on my bread

>>14812206
What might happen if you lose your piece of bread in the pot?

>>14812186
>Throwing a fondue party during a pandemic
Fucking idiot.

>>14812725
Can you turn off that trip please, nazism isn't cool or even funny. Imagine if you lived back then, they might have killed your family for zero reason.

>>14814995
Not if you weren’t a fag a gyp or a Jew

>>14814993
>pandemic

>>14812521
i don't speak freaky deaky deutsche

>>14812538
Cheddar and apples is a meme somewhere in the States. Like, putting cheddar on an apple pie.

I’m not sure why.

>>14815255
it's delicious that's why
cheddar is the god of cheese

>>14812186
Crabsticks.

Bread only you degenerates.
t. swiss

>>14815253
Then use the internet. If you don't know how to do that, terminate your connection now.

>>14814995

actually, nazism is really cool. yes, that specific tripfag nazi is a lame faggot retard, but in general, nazi's were the greatest thing that ever happened on earth.

>>14814995
They did kill parts of my family.
Youre still a bitch. Learn to tolerate opposing beliefs.

>>14812206
this pêh

>>14814960
According to this, first time it's 5 strokes with a stick, second time, 20 lashes, third time, thrown in the lake with weight.
Seems reasonable.

>>14815673
>lost

>>14813458
There is nothing wrong with dipping cheese in cheese.

>>14814784
>dipping bread and vegetables that are complemented with cheese into cheese
>shitty opinion
oh nonono

>>14815667
we used the internet to ask someone and he just acted like a huge faglord about it instead of answering the question

>>14816076
You argue like an 8 year old. Grow up and grow a pair.

>>14814995
banned aint i, message gone. test.

>>14812186
if the cheese is yellow, broccoli and cauliflower.

>>14816411
not everything is an argument fag lord

>>14812186
Tits

Meat

>>14816633
You're good

>>14814995
Sees anything german and instinctively reacts with Nazi. Enjoy your treats you Pavlovian dog.

>>14812186
lightly steamed broccoli and asparagus
roasted potatoes
cherry tomatoes

>people itt posing as swiss
>no mentions of dipping your bread in kirsch before dipping in the cheese
Can you germans/austrians/french stop larping and pretending you know anything about fondue? It's frankly embarrassing

t. someone much richer than you