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14808662 No.14808662 [Reply] [Original]

Why does /ck/ pretend to hate hot sauce? It’s so contrived.

>> No.14808680

>>14808662
Again, /ck/ doesn't hate hot sauce, but detests people that go for the highest scoviles without considering taste at all. Also there's a general hatred of reddit levels of hotsauce worship so there's that on top.

>> No.14808681

Why does Reddit pretend to like Soylent, Impossible Meat, The Office, the band Swans, Post Malone, the videogame series Saints Row, Joss Whedon, the biographies of notorious serial killers, Chuck Palahniuk, and the alt rock band Killers?

>> No.14808692

>>14808681
Why do you know so much about reddit, anon?

>> No.14808694

We dont. Most people just brag about how hot they can go without realizing that good hot sauce has a balance between heat and flavor, while ultra hot sauce only has heat. Anything past the 200k SHU mark is going to just be a burning mess.

>> No.14808701

>>14808692

Oh really, lets not act like 4chan is any less mainstream than Reddit, this isnt some TOTSE level sekrit club you faggot retard.

>> No.14808706

>>14808692
Know thine enemy...

>> No.14808710

>"simp"
fuck off zoomer

>> No.14808711

>>14808701
It is a secret club compared to Reddit super faggotry. Not talking about using Reddit as intended for small sub reddits etc but for the daily dose of internet slop.

>> No.14808732

>>14808711

My 70 year old, NPR listening to dad knows what 4chan is and I had to explain to him what Reddit is. 4chan gets more media coverage than Reddit for better or worse. Its just as mainstream. Its not like 2010 where /b/ would have literal CP threads up for hours at a time.

>> No.14808748

>>14808732
Everyone knows what 4chan is but that's just normie level of awareness. It takes autism to get into the culture and history and actually post quality that can be enjoyed by other Anons. The primary difference from Reddit is that we do it for free like the Jannies in a way instead of for internet points. The culture is better imo but not as easy to get niche community stuff going like small subreddits.

>> No.14808751

I don't fuckin care. Use best maid xtreme hot pickle bitez as your brine...hurry up and die

>> No.14809365

Chipotle Tabasco is the best hot sauce

>> No.14809389

>>14808710
Where did that word come from? I just remember seeing it and think it was short for simpleton, am i way off?

>> No.14809423

>>14808701
It was when /b/jects scared away normies.

>> No.14809428

4chan hates any externalized enjoyment of a hobby. It's okay to like something, but the moment you do anything more than meekly and tacitly acknowledge you enjoy that hobby, it becomes cringe soy beardy man.
4chan is a cult for NEETs to encourage their own crippling anxiety disorders.

>> No.14809449
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14809449

>>14809428
>4chan hates any externalized enjoyment of a hobby. It's okay to like something, but the moment you do anything more than meekly and tacitly acknowledge you enjoy that hobby, it becomes cringe soy beardy man.
>4chan is a cult for NEETs to encourage their own crippling anxiety disorders.

>> No.14809543

i dont hate hot sauce
i hate hot sauce culture
almost all hot sauces out there (excluding the gook ones) are just salt, vinegar, pepper, garlic

>> No.14809555

>>14808748
>not as easy to get niche community stuff going
the opposite of this statement is correct. lurk more and visit all boards before commenting on topics you know nothing about you disgusting reddit using newfag

>> No.14809588

>>14809449
Point proven. Feel free to fill out my soyjack collection though.

>> No.14809845

the only good hot sauce I've had here in australia that was spicy and flavorful was from an independent butcher in a middle of nowhere town that made his own stuff and now I'm too far away from there to get more without dedicating a whole day to getting one bottle

>> No.14809868

>>14808701
yea all the popular boards on this site essentially became reddit 'at night' ever since trump won the election.

>> No.14810243

I actually have a hot sauce collection, and I enjoy trying out the various flavors. I've found I like the flavor profiles of a lot of the South American hot sauces over the typical American cayenne + vinegar. Fruit and veggies really round out a hot sauce, and more producers should use them. Scovillefaggotry is gay.

>> No.14810267

>>14808706
That's why I've been lurking 4chan for the past decade.
You people are terrible.

>> No.14810291

>>14809868
Naa it started at the romney/obama election.

>> No.14810329

>>14808662
Because "hot lmao" is not a flavour.

>> No.14810997

>>14808681
Don’t forget Tool, Dream Theater, Frank Zappa, Black Sabbath, and Chopin ahahaha

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>> No.14811030

>>14808680
This
I'm not a fan of most hot sauce but if I'm gonna have it, let it have flavor
Texas pete gang

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>> No.14811947

>>14809449
But do he be rong dow?

>> No.14811959

>>14808662
Hot sauce has its uses. It's not a personality.

>> No.14811979

>>14810997
>tool
>sabbath
>chopin
if those things are reddit then I guess I'm a redditor

>> No.14812132

>>14808706
cope

>> No.14812140

>>14811015
Literally the only hot sauce you’ll ever need

>> No.14812151

>>14811979
they are

>> No.14812161

>>14808681
Only the first two Saints Row games are good.

>> No.14812295
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14812295

Sambal is better.

>> No.14812324
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14812324

*is the best hot sauce*

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14812347

Imma have to go with the superior Pikliz dawg

>> No.14812355

>>14811015
Crystal is better

>> No.14812577

>>14808680
This. Most hot sauces above a good habanero sauce just taste like ash. At least habanero has a flavor.
>b-but muh scovillez
Fuck off

>> No.14812588

>>14810243
Unironically commit suicide. Holy shit.

>> No.14812594 [DELETED] 
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14812594

>4chan hates any externalized enjoyment of a hobby. It's okay to like something, but the moment you do anything more than meekly and tacitly acknowledge you enjoy that hobby, it becomes cringe soy beardy man.
4chan is a cult for NEETs to encourage their own crippling anxiety disorders.

>> No.14813152

>>14812324
this

>> No.14813232

>>14808692
because we spend all day filtering reddit invaders

>> No.14813240
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14813240

> 4chan hates any externalized enjoyment of a hobby. It's okay to like something, but the moment you do anything more than meekly and tacitly acknowledge you enjoy that hobby, it becomes cringe soy beardy man.
>4chan is a cult for NEETs to encourage their own crippling anxiety disorders.

>> No.14813247

>>14808662
for me it's Frank's Xtra Hot, the best hot sauce

I bought 4 bottles at once at the grocer, then forget I had done it two days later and bought 4 more- but it doesn't matter because you can't have too much Frank's

>> No.14813252

>>14813240
based

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>>14813247
I was so excited to post about Frank's I forgot to include a helpful picture, here you go 4channel

>> No.14813293

>>14809389
I originally thought the same thing but it's short for "simpering" and is used to refer to dudes who donate money to streamers in place of having real relationships.

>> No.14813302

>>14809428
No, what makes it cringe s()y beardy man is that it's enjoyed by cringe s()y beardy men. /ck/ has a recurring tea thread, and used to (?) have alcoholism threads. If you enjoy buying overpriced vinegar with capsaicin powder stirred in and taking pictures of yourself while fear grimacing to post on plebbit, that's fine, but people with real hobbies and interests are going to mock you for being a trend hopping fag.

>> No.14813310

Guys I finally found Aardvark sauce at a Rural King what am I in for.

>> No.14813312

>>14813302
You can say soy here, tourist. Even the person you're replying to did.

>> No.14813319

its tapatio for me

>> No.14813341

>>14808662
They can't handle anything hotter than a jalapeno

>> No.14813344

>>14812588
I'm going to live specifically just to spite you.

>> No.14813358

>>14813247
>>14813261
>unironically bought eighteen of these over two weeks because they came out to thirty five cents each with manufacturers coupon and store deal and I kept seeing the same deal every time I went to that grocer

>> No.14813377

>>14813358
Nobody would've assumed that you did that ironically.

>> No.14813380

>>14810997

>zappa and ack sabbath are somehow soy

literally what? dream theater and tool, sure. sabbath and zappa arent even popular. is ween also soy?