/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the return of soul

>>14806263
>>14806286
Based
>>14806279
Nigger-pilled

>OLD GOOD
>NEW BAD

Finally, we did it lads!

>>14806299
Pillar-nigged

>>14806263
oh that is kind of neat, I don't think I realized they were changed in the first place since I haven't eaten those cereals since the 80s, and then not that often bc they weren't allowed in the house. It will be pretty fun to try them again.

>>14806405
>>14806299
Niller-pigged

>>14806415
>they weren't allowed in the house
imagine being cucked from childhood

>>14806487
nah, if we had really wanted it that badly she would have gotten it for us as a special treat. My mom loved us and didn't want us to get fat or have cavities. She made us breakfast so we didn't have to rely on cereal. feels good to have had that sort of upbringing.

>>14806263
Cool. Are there any other instances of companies reversing years of penny-pinching and swapping out what made the product popular for cheaper crap or chemicals?

>>14806263
>trix shapes are actually back
>can finally try the original Calvin and Hobbes chocolate-frosted sugar bombs
I never cared about Golden Grahams and the shit part about Cookie Crisp is the fact that it's made from rice and not wheat, not the lack of "cookie flavor," but those first two are victory enough in my book

>>14806263
I’m actually completely and totally surprised they actually did this but I’m completely and totally ready to buy more cereal now

>>14806279
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>>14806263
Fruity Pebbles should get the return to form treatment too, that shit tastes like cardboard now.

>>14806728
>don’t enjoy any modern amenities!!!
Fuck off faggot, we are talking about a breakfast cereal not the iPhone 12.8X 2: electric boogaloo

>Being an adult
>Eating cereal
Literally the most pathetic thing in the world

>>14806728
Die

>>14806869
>we are talking about a breakfast cereal not the iPhone 12.8X 2: electric boogaloo

>>14806872
looks like (You) just turned 18 Champ. Once you get older, you'll realize that real adults (like me) do what we want without caring what others think. Anyway, im gonna go have a bowl of golden grahams. stay mad

CONSUME GOYFEED
FILTHY SWINE

>>14806900
You know it would be less sad if you weren’t posting the same two pictures literally every day

>>14806912
What would be less sad? Your pathetic life?

>>14806924
No, the guy who browses this board every single day looking for an opportunity to post the same two images. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were getting paid to do this. Be happy you weren’t assigned to /x/, the glowies over there go schiz after a while.
Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with you? I only browse this board like an hour a day at most and I always see you trying to make people angry with your shit-tier b8. Who hurt you? Are you even okay right now? Do you need help? Are you traumatized because your father likes tight boy anus or does a glowie have a gun to your head?

>>14806939
Oh, you're just retarded. Okay. My bad.

>>14807018
So it’s the incestuous anal?

>>14806939
>Goes on about glowies
>Is a /x/fag
Take your meds

>>14807046
Oh yeah also I forgot to add Soijack poster

>>14806939
yikes

>>14806939
>Thinks there is only one person posting soijaks
>Calls it shit-tier bait, gets completely baited in, fucking hook line and sinker
>glownigger schizo shill talk on /ck/
The absolute state of (You)

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>>14807018
Thanks for the (you)’s fags

>>14807262
No problem, sport. Every schizo loves their (You)'s. It's like giving a golden star sticker to a kindergartner. Here's another one, big guy!

the retro cookie crisp taste like styrofoam
i have an unopened box of the retro golden grahams that i haven't touched yet, if the thread's still up by the time i do i'll report back.

>>14806263
>even cereal are getting reboots

>we added too much filler and customers stopped buying

>>14808338
this, all i read with the headline is they'd put $0.03 more product into it, fuck that make your own

Life is better anyway.

>>14806286
>the return of soul
Not until they bring back the old mascots

>>14806939
put yer balls to the wall anon so we can smash em with a hammer

>eating children's cereal
You don't do this r-right?

>>14808415
>Not until they bring back the old mascots

Yeah, it's too bad that the Cookie Crisp mascot got cancelled for being insensitive to cookie-gypsies.

>>14806263
Neat, now only if this ends up being a start to a resurgence of other products reverting to recipes from the 80s/90s.

did a bit of engineering work for kellog some time ago and jesus christ are consumers fickle stupid idiots
>old way of making air puffed cereal is inefficient, prone to churning out misshapen chunks, a huge time and money sink whenever it breaks
>team designs a new mechanical extruder that is a tenth of the price and almost halves production time
>as an added bonus every single air puffed piece of shit comes out absolutely perfect, almost no errors in the production
>recipe is exactly the same so obviously this is a slam dunk
>project falls through because ayy lmao consumers don't like the 'mouthfeel' of the new cereal because people like eating irregular shaped things more than machine precision crafted things
even after trying to introduce some variation into the cereal people still hated it because IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE THE THING I ATE AS A KID SO IT'S BAD. I can't imagine being in the sales business when you have to deal with mouthbreathing retards for whom the slightest change in their routine is a catastrophic nightmare.

>>14810375
You're a faggot

>>14806263
all of these cereals are illegal in Canada. Lets laugh at them.

>>14810392
No you are the faggot but with an added spoonful of autism texture issues.

>>14806263
Society has such lack of culture people mistake corporate wheat products changing logo as some sort of return to tradition

>>14810375
As someone who is in engineering for a large company that produces a consumer good. Yes, I can easily understand idiots not enjoying an improved version of the original product because it is "different".
People, overall, are retarded.

>>14807341
update, the golden grahams don't taste any fucking different.