/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14797088
this is hands down the gayest thread I've seen on here all day, congrats.

thanks op i will now cater all my meals around the chad foods

>>14797088
- fruits
chad: plums, apricots, bananas, jackfruits, sapotes, cherimoyas
brad: mangoes, avocados
virgin: apples, pears, melons, berries

>>14797088
Ill eat whatever the fuck I want right off your plate faggot.

>>14797095
- roots
chad: yams, sweet potatoes, taro, beets
brad: potatoes, carrots, onion, rutabaga
virgin: turnip, radish, lotus, water chestnut

>>14797095
>>14797099
>>14797109
I'm just being honest. Some foods are heavy and masculine while others are light and pansy, for virgins

I'm just delineating the two

>>14797132
We can also go by cut:

- cuts
chad: shank, oxtail
brad: chuck, skirt
virgin: sirloin, strip, prime rib

>>14797132
>>14797138
im outta here, this thread is too autistic to keep open anymore, the yous arent even worth it.

>>14797088
Lamb is essentially the only meat I really miss eating

>>14797160
why only lamb?
Basically all the ruminant meats are identical apart from flavor. They all have more or less the same texture.

>>14797088
lentils are chad

>>14797171
>identical apart from flavor
Thats the fucking point isnt it? Retard or severely autistic

>>14797088
>virgin: fish, eggs, shellfish
Literal brainlet.

>>14797249
- legumes
chad: black beans, kidney beans, pinto beans,
brad: chickpeas, red lentils, cannelini
virgin: green gram

>>14797088
>Having to prove you're chad by only eating food that have a masculine perception
literally the most virgin thing i have ever read!
Real chad will walk into a ColdStones alone in a pink shirt and order strawberry ice cream with gummy bears on top because real chad doesn't give a fuck what you think.

>>14797088
giga chad tier: cassava

>>14797088
He sat back on his overly padded chair the pain he felt was constant. his lack of muscle and fat made sitting painful.

At last he had posted his magnum opus those clueless meat eaters would surely change their ways now. His brain was fogged from his constant lack of energy but he was certain his logic was inescapable.

He reached for a carrot (it took all his effort) feebly he gnawed on it. washing it down with sips of soylent.

he dreamed of his next semen shake he would get from his boyfriend. his only source of protein.

He should go for a walk but the last time he did he broke a bone in his foot. the neuropathy (from lack of B12) in his hands made it difficult to type. It had taken all day and all his strength to type the one paragraph.

Tyrone (he feebly called) I am ready for you now.

>>14797088
>meat
>eggs
Stfu loser

>>14797171
Every time I've had it it's been incredible. Though I don't live in Europe so it's not a common food

>>14797432
never had so I can't judge. If it's dense and heavyish it's chad

>>14797515
i hate the faggoty excuse of American lamb. Might as well eat beef. get lamb from NZ or iceland

>>14797854
>get lamb from NZ
isn't the middle east better for lamb?

>>14797125
Beets are a man’s root veg

>>14797854
America has lamb? I'm American and have worked several different stores that stock lamb and all of them get lamb from Australia or NZ. I just assumed any sort of lamb industry in the US would be confined to more local outlets.

>>14797918
based

>>14797947
>any sort of lamb industry in the US would be confined to more local outlets.
True. The aussie and NZ "lamb" is actually stinky ass old sheep that's been frozen for weeks. No wonder most Americans don't like lamb. Lamb used to be a cheap and customary meal in the US until Texas shitlords fucked that all up.