/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14795769
Thats spaghetti anon

>>14795769
That's some slopetti

>>14795769
good luck

>>14795769
>sketti
kys

>>14795769
Thanks for cleaning my rug anon I'm glad you found a good use for all my dogs puke

>>14795769
Whys it so brown, did you make doodies in the sauce you degenerate

Sloppa shit

stop bullying my sketti you fucking assholes

>>14795798
Stop playing with your poop then

>>14795769
That's a BIG SKETTI

>>14795798
Did you put chilli on it, is that why it's brown? Next time I'd say toss the noodles with the sauce in a saute pan with a little pasta water to bind the sauce to the noodles.

>>14795769
Looks pretty good anon, personally I like a whole lot of whipped cream in my sauce so it would be a bit lighter brown but that's me, would eat though

>>14795769
Based Dad Style Spaghetti

>>14795884
Yeah, made me depressed. Might make this soon to really let that sadness sink in

>>14795769
why is it brown and not red? fucking chili not pasketi

>>14795769
imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating that

>2030 - 10 + 10 - 10
>Still using spaghetti instead of penne or spirals
>Not using parmesan

>>14796013
reddit

>>14796019
Rent free

>>14795769
>I made some sketti
somebody pooped some diarrhea on your sketti. It looks like it was a homeless person who did that

>>14795769
Did you put sloppy joe meat on your spaghetti, anon?

>fat sloppashit on top of overcooked pasta instead of tossing them together
Why do americans do this so often? It's like you want to eat bland pasta

>>14796373
This.
I made spaghetti for my normie friend and he got confused when I mixed them together.
Then he tasted it and that shut him up.

>>14795769
>he didn't mix
oh no no no

>>14795798
kek

>this is what Americans unironically call food

>>14795769
needs some green

>>14796373
The pasta in your pic isn’t even tossed together you fucking faggot.

>>14795769
I bet you put a shit ton of sugar in your sauce. Barf.

I’m never posting OC on /ck/ again. Fuck you guys.

>>14796463
Say what? You only have the sauce on top at first 'cause it stays better on the spaghetti then of course you mix it to get an even amount of sauce everywhere instead of dry spaghetti are you telling me not everyone does this

>>14795769
someone took a fat dump on your sketti

>>14796957
don't let them discourage you. everyone starts some where and honestly i'll take one of these threads over the 7000 fast food/e-celeb threads any day

>>14795841
>pasta water
You stupid asshole

Is that supposed to be skyline chilli?

>>14796963
No, retard. You mix them together in a skillet along with some of the water you cooked the pasta in. The pasta finishes cooking in the sauce so it soaks up some of it, and the starch from the pasta water helps the sauce stick to the pasta.

>>14796013
>2040 / 50 x [ 19 + [ 5.16 x 6 ] ]
>Still eating parmesan
>not melting velveta singles on top of raw ramen noodles and butter

>>14795769
Ground beef, carrot, celery, onion, green pepper, one full can of stewed tomatoes crushed in the pan, tomato paste, garlic, parsley, black pepper.

How close was I?

>>14797209
Everything but the celery and this would actually be good.

>>14797209
>>14797269
>t. Shit-eating retards

>>14796957
>iToddler
good riddance, hang yourself on the way out

>>14797280
Go back to your $1.00 frozen dinner, men are talking here.

>>14797015
What on earth are you possibly upset about. That is the standard practice for making Italian pasta

>>14797269
Mirepoix
A staple of cuisine veg bases.

But I guess celery doesn't fit right?

>>14795769
It looks very delicious (^-^)

>>14797287
Why are iOS filenames like that anyway? It's so fucking retarded.

>>14799324
probably so skeevy companies like google and apple can track them

>>14795769
Who the fuck calls spaghetti “sketti”? I don’t call hamburger “mburgah” so use the proper name retard

>>14799158
Celery tastes like vegetable.

>>14795769
Looks tasty but that plate is confusing me. Looks like theres garnish on it

>>14799336

>putting chili on spaghetti

shiggy diggy my niggy

>>14799331
But we call ketchup 'chup and mustard 'tard

>>14795841
Stop calling spaghetti 'noodles' that's even fucking dumber than saying sketti you goddamn burger

>>14799574
Pasta> Spaghetti
Spaghetti = noodles

are you ok retard?

>>14799726
his spaghetti isn't LOL

>>14795769
Honest word of advice. After straining the pasta, put a piece of real butter on them and shake/stir it so all the noodles are slightly coated in it. Will make almost any pasta dish a lot better.

>>14799779
Enjoy your clogged arteries yurofat

Looks like a plate of diarrhea.

>>14795769
looks edible

>>14799336
Diced, browned celery does not taste like raw celery, especially if it's also in a red sauce.

>>14795769
ITT: literal children that still believe in looks = taste.
Do your part and remember to report underage posters.

>>14801057
It kind of does though. A bright red tomato sauce is raw and will probably taste artificial and a bit sweet. A sauce that has been simmered will have more developed flavor and rust like color. The mistake they're making is thinking the bright, homogeneous red sauce is better than OP's rusty brown with chunks.

looks like edible diarrhea

>>14801057
>>14801133
Thanks, frens. Fuck these retards for bullying me sketti. More for me.

That's not sketti anon
THIS is sketti

sketti is butter+ketchup though

>>14802791
They put butter in my aglio e olio and I'm still not quite over it.

fucking shite

>>14802234

>>14797139
>>14797378
people that learned all their cooking skills from youtube

Why the fuck are your bananas in the bowl lmao?? Also why are they so green did you pick them yourself??

>excessive amounts of garlic
>bell peppers
why do americans do this

>>14803180
Where else am I supposed to put my 'nanas?

>>14795769
looks more like chili you flaming faggot

My meat sauce always ends up being too thick. How do I fix that without diluting the flavor?

>>14802234
I cannot recall the last time I gagged from something I've seen on my computer.
I... I think I have to save this.

>>14796033
>doesn't know how to use rent free

>>14795769
Looks great where is the Parmesan and freshly grated pepper?
By the way thank you for having clean kitchen counters. People sometimes post photos of their food on the stove top that has 40 years of filth on it.

>>14803165
At least they learned something useful that make their food better, unlike you clearly.

>>14795769
Why is the chili on noodles here, it looks as brown as a Marvel movie audience

>>14795769
Your sketti looks pretty nice dude. Try pulling out the noodles just before they're done and finishing them in the sauce, I bet you'll really enjoy it. Don't forget to used canned tomatoes for the sauce aswell, they're picked at peak ripeness and thus are sweeter and stew better for the sauce.

>>14796957
Don't get discouraged, Anon.

Most people here never cooked anything in their lives.

>>14795788
The hell are you cooking that's causing your dog to puke so much?

>>14796957
For some reason this made my day. Must be some sort of zero sum karma thing.

>>14795769
Nice bro. Didnt know what I was gonna eat tomorrow. Some sketty would certainly be nice

>>14795769
Thats not spaghetti

>>14807497
No shit, can't you read? He clearly said it was sketti

>>14795769
its 3am right now and the whole house is sleeping and im so fucking hungry...
i would kill for that spaghetti. it looks fucking delicious.

>>14795769
That's not Sketti.