/ck/ - Food & Cooking

janitors need to do their fucking job and delete the non stop /pol/ and smoothbrain off topic trolling in every fucking thread

go suck a fart, you shitposting queer

it took the one moderator 8 years to make a sticky and it was gone in less than a week. nobody cares about /ck/ unless you post porn or something illegal.

>>14791198
No, its /bant/ with snacks, because at the very least /pol/ has dedicated moderation.

>>14791220
Precisely. This is what I mean.

>>14791198
4chan is a website dedicated to smart people acting like retards and trolling one another. The board topic just categorized the shitposts and troll threads depending on your personal interest. This is not a place for learning, but instead to vent frustrations in a creative way.

>>14791227
Isn't that awfully boring though? i mean how many times can you read "Do Americans Really?" before it becomes lame?

Kill yourself, OP. You're just as bad as Redd/int/.

>>14791232
Well that’s just because non-americans aren’t funny or creative so that’s the best they can come up with. It’s like seeing a retard in real life, you just let it exist but don’t call it as such.

>>14791241
Another positive, happy comment. Thanks buddy. You contributed!

>>14791244
I'll bet half the people who post that ARE American.

>>14791227

>>14791279
Thank you. Nice pic. You have a file of these, just to make posts like that do you? Quaint.

I mean seriously, is this the best you can do? or is posting for you all about volume and quantity?

>>14791289
Why are you still here?

>>14791213
>everything I don't agree with is /pol/
every fucking time

>>14791309
I'm waiting for an answer to my question.

>>14791314
It's not about agreeing or disagreeing. It's about quality or lack thereof. it's about all the useless contrarianism, the uninspired trolling. The lack of effort. The utter absence of creativity.

>>14791326
okay, so you're new, gotcha.

>>14791198
Cigs and fun, ok?

>>14791244
Do Americans really?

>>14791336
Not really all THAT new, Compared to some, perhaps, sure.

>THIS IS A FAGGOT THREAD MADE BY A FAGGOT OP

>>14791314
But 99% of the time the worst threads on this site are /pol/

>>14791354
Evidently, they do. They do a LOT.

>>14791365
proof?

>>14791368
https://boards.4channel.org/ck/#catalog

>>14791365
I've never touched pol but I know that's where all the racists come from so it must be as bad as you say.

>>14791358
Ah of course. The classic riposte.

>Anything I can't be bothered to think about but must compulsively comment on is "Faggot".

has it ever occurred to you that when you make remarks like these, you might actually be accurate a lot of time? I mean, what if I were a "Faggot"? What would your comment then accomplish, except mark you as a reactionary homophobe??

>>14791382
xD

>>14791381
No its where the underage redditors come from.

>>14791410
proof?

>>14791213
>>14791326
>>14791365

If this thread shows up in /qa/, I'm gonna post the "let me laugh even harder" .gif at you faggots.

>>14791365
>>14791213
i can't wait for the civil war so we can drag all the /pol/ virgin trump idiots out from their holes and skullfuck them like the stupid pussies they are.

>>14791227
>4chan is a website dedicated to smart people acting like retards
>dedicated to smart people
>smart people
>4chan is a website

Jesus Christ, this post made me sweat profusely.
What are some recipes to counter a sweating process of the profuse kind?

I've been saying this shit for years.
The "mods" don't care about the quality of any board on this website. They want to bring in as many anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive subhuman troglodytes as possible so that they can make money off of them through ad revenue and because they're under direct orders from hiroyuki to do so. Furthermore, if you use the report function against those aforementioned "people" and their shitty, rule breaking threads and posts and encourage others to do the same in order to help improve a board, you get rangebanned from reporting and posting.
The only possible way to salvage 4chan is by a changing of the guard, and since they refuse to step down willingly, they must be removed forcefully.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, therefore each and every single mod needs to be doxxed, hunted down, and murdered.
swaglord is an ideal starting point since his identity is already public knowledge and because the mod team is primarily consisted of moot's real life friends, who swaglord undoubtedly knows as well since he's also friends with moot. Which means that with enough torture, he can tell us where the rest of them can be found.

>>14791421
maybe I'll finally lose my virginity then!

>i can't wait for the civil war so we can drag all the /pol/ virgin trump idiots out from their holes and skullfuck them like the stupid pussies they are.

>>14791413
look at the user base statistics from 2016 onwards.

>>14791425
why do you type like that

>>14791425
damn dude you've put a lot of thought into this.

>>14791314
>hey /ck/ what is the best way to season a roast
>HILLARY OBAMA BLACKS NIGGERS JEWSSSSSS

>>14791425
Now that's a quality post.

>>14791425

>>14791437
>ask for proof
>anon does not provide proof

>>14791423
Towel sandwiches

>>14791423
Drink evian, or some other sort of "meme water". It may not stop the sweating, but it will return some fluids you've lost.

>>14791454
Did you expect anything else? Come on. This is "Low Effort Land".

>>14791463
In an air conditioned room - preferably kitchen, or designated bar - combine 3oz tequila with 1oz triple sec, 1 oz lime juice, 1 tsp agave syrup/simple syrup/honey/demerara (completely optional, replace with another oz of tequila if you'd like), and 1/4 cup ice in a blender. Blend until slush. Run lime wedge around edge of glass, dip in mixture of 3/4 demerara, 1/4 coarse salt. Pour slush into glass. Repeat as necessary, but only salt the rim once.

>>14791493
This may actually improve the quality of posts.

>>14791198
All of 4chan is primarily negative. If you want toxic positivity go to reddit. I prefer negativity because it's not fucking gay.

>>14791510
Toxic anything is just toxic. negativity can be perfectly fine, til it too becomes toxic.

Eventually everything devolves into a boring mass of burps and farts.

>>14791533
Or in the case of /ck/, fast food, mukbang, and bad youtube personalities.

Or in the case of /b/, constant, unending porn.

Food you rather eat than having sex?

>>14791533
God you're fucking gay

For real this is what 4chan is for. You don't come to 4chan to have reasonable discussions, atleast not reliably. When 4chan works it works better than any other website but most of the time people are just here to have fun by shitting on one another. If you want to have positivity and discussion you need to go to a cooking forum or reddit. This is not meant as an insult, it's just a fact.

>>14791262
Seethe, cope, dilate. Stop guzzling soy and cum, you passive aggressive beta simp.

>>14791889
sushi

>>14791910
4chan used to be perfectly capable of handling reasonable discussions before causefaggots, polifaggots, and raidfaggots ruined the entire site with their endless shitposting rooted in exported /b/ "culture".

>>14791899
This is an insult how again? What if I were?

>>14791941
Your entire comment was copied from /b a word at a time, and now strung together in one short unimaginative belch.

Do you have an original thought in your head anon?

>>14792157
lmao dis nigga gay af

>>14791198
You thought /ck/ was about food and cooking? Are you insane. Do you also believe people in /tv/ are actually watching movies?

>>14791314

>>14792233
And I'll ask you again. What if I were gay? There are lots of gay people in the world. You think that it would be an insult to be called on, if I were one? You heterosexual!

>Hey look everybody.. This guy gets turned on by girls!!

>>14792342
btw im gay idk if that matters

>>14792396
Yeah. it matters. You go be you. Different from me, but that's cool. Sincerely anon. You go be you, and find your happiness where you can.

>>14791198
Whoooooo wants a muffin?

>>14792462
thanks anon

>>14791198
2018

>>14792264
Based, I also hate niggers.

>>14791198
>/ck/ is a low iq board.
yep. We're proud to be seen as the lowest of the low iq boards.

>>14791198
Imagine if you took a bunch of people who can’t worth shit and put them on a board
/ck/ is the result

>>14791314
>go to /ck/ to discuss cooking
>HURRRR NIGGERS
>go to /lit/ to discuss books
>HURRR JEWSSSSS
>go to /vg/ to discuss the few vidya I play
>HURRR TRANNIES
Neck yourself.