/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14791099

>>14791099
Devon lad here, you're really not missing much mate. It has the same effect as a double Red Bull and vodka and only has a reputation because of chavs in Glasgow chugging it like the elixier of life.

>>14791099
Unless you live somewhere with restrictions on caffeinated alcohol, you can usually put in a request with any major liquor distributor to import the stuff. Expect to pay an arm and both legs for what's basically just red bull and hooch wine, though.

what does it taste like? I'd presume like a really savory and spicy turkey stuffing

>>14792649
You can get Haggis online

>>14792649
You know you can make it with a recipe if you want it’s not difficult

>>14792659
Illegal in the US. Lung is a forbidden meat.

>>14792666
>not difficult

Red wine based aperitif, 15% v/v.
Sodium glycerophosphate, an emulsifier.
Dipotassium phosphate, a protein stabiliser
Disodium phosphate, a stabiliser and emulsifier.
Caffeine, 0.0375%w/v
Vanillin

ortolan is kino

>>14792845
He's talking about Haggis you retard

>>14791099
I spent a Summer in Sicily and have been to Japan multiple times, but I keep forgetting to try horse meat. Whale is another one.

>>14792852
Enjoy consuming bird shit

>>14791099
witchetty grubs

>>14793296
Oh, like you've never had shrimp.

only a picky eater homosexual will eat cock but not a witchetty grub

everything in america

>>14793299
It's called deveining. Sorry you apparently consume shellfish with the shit still inside.

>>14792669
Oh bullshit, it's not that it's "illegal" its that the stuff hasn't been checked out and nobody wants weird desieses from it.

>>14793318
Haggis has been illegal to import since 1971.

>>14793306
Oh yeah because the USA is the source of all of your pathetic problems. Cry to your mom more.

>>14793327
That's because it's nasty shit and nobody wants to sort through it.

>>14793328
>didn't read the OP

>>14793330
Still illegal. Expressly banned. Not in compliance with the law.

They are probably soggy and gross and I dont even really like ice cream all that much any more but I have to try these and I always forget when I cross the border. Theres no good reason for them to be unavailable in Canada.

>>14793339
Nobodys disputing that you moron.
>its illegal
>yes it is
>STILL ILLEGAL
Are you autistic?

>>14793521
They're chewy but I kinda like it, oddly enough.

>>14793306
every single American food item I've tried has been a massive disappointment

>>14793318
Lung as offal is banned in USA. Fucking read more and take it in.

>>14792669
>American """"freedom""""

>>14793521
We have these in Germany and they were always my favourite. Dunno about other places but the ones I remember had a nice crunch to them.

>>14793283
It’s good
I had horse sashimi with wasabi that they ground up at the table

>>14791099
Tonic is fucking lethal. Way too many bad times on it

>>14793283
Try a butcher. Every country in Europe Will have Horsens meat

>>14793753
We have em in Denmark too. Hows the weather germanon

>>14793554
Its not much that its banned especially if you make it yourself, the so called ban is more from sales and regulation. Kind of like savages bringing in guinnea pigs from south of the border for food, cuy.

>>14793782
Maybe have a dessert of horse bits ice cream?

>>14791099
Ausfag. For my birthday once my Dad got me some Hostess mini donuts and they were really great, cant find them anywhere else

Does it live up to it's hype? I've heard stories about downing one or two of these and blacking out on some xanax and alcohol shit

I've heard stories of people blacking out on this shit like they took benzos and booze together. I wonder if its as dangerous as they say it is?

>>14794937
>>14794911
Why are you samefagging?

>>14794937
Never had them when they still had the caffeine in them, but as a somewhat heavy drinker, 2 gets me closed to tight, but certainly not blackout.

>>14794948
I posted >>14794911
The one under me must have just been hivemind. It happens

>>14792649
Salty coins

>>14794948
Because hes a pageet ad monkey. Soon as ai can solve the captcha he will be replaced with a bot.

durian

>>14791099
Pussy

>>14791099
Buckfast is fucking rancid but God DAMN is it fucking rocket fuel.
Used to get blasted on that shit like 15 years ago.

>>14791099
Oatmeal stout of any brand
>just order it online
No frig off. I don't want to pay extra fees for something that I should be able to get from the closest government controlled liquor store

>>14793523
>>14793318

>>14791132
If a bottle of Buckfast only has the effect of a double vodka for you, you may have a problem.

>>14791099
Just wanna see how close to meat it really is.

>>14791099
The only fresh thing we get where I live is lake fish and corn. Though I'm talking state, not country, my state is big. I'm just glad we can now get fairly fresh fish in, shipped daily so only one day old.

>>14796949
It's one of the best fake meats I've had.
The closest to real fake meat I've had though is fake chicken nuggets. I don't know why those are so good because it's the only kind of fake chicken that I've ever seen.

>>14796976
Fake chicken is pretty good, but seems like it's much easier to do than beef.
The McDonald's here had fake chicken for a while (not vegan, made from milk proteins or something), that was so close you had to taste the real chicken side by side to be able to tell the difference, and even then it was negligible.
Sadly, they took it of the menu in favor of some god-awful vegetable burger.

>>14791109
It's shit

>>14796949
It tastes right but your soul knows the difference. you know somehow that what you just ate had no real animus

>>14794911
>>14794937
Its only worth it to drink it as a sidewalk slammer

>>14791099
A good woman
>t. American

>>14794911
These were only worth it if you were 16 - 20 in 2010/2011. We lived like kings on these things. Had a buddy attempt to jump over our bonfire and landed right in the middle.

good times.

>>14791099
Irishfag here

It's fun when you're 20 but I really wouldn't bother unless you're planning on getting hammered and doing some dumb shit

>>14794937
4loko is cheap and there are enough flavors that you can probably find something that you feel is tolerable. that's the only reason why anyone drinks it, especially teenagers.

if those people are blacking out it's because of a combination of things and not just the drink.

>>14793521
They're not soggy unless you let them melt. They're breddy gud honestly

>>14793521
>Theres no good reason for them to be unavailable in Canada.
because God hates Canada

>>14792649
Yeah, tastes strongly of herbs and spices. Nearest thing I can compare it to is black pudding except milder.