/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Do they do this in reality? And by they, i mean the entire race and people of the united states?

Go back to Redd/int/.

>>14787690
He cant handle the calories.
I'm 6'2 and 300 LBS and never prouder. God bless the USA.

Holy Shit... they really do this huh?

Holy Cow, Sweet Merciful Jesus, There Is No Way, No Feesible Reality,Where People From The United States REALLY do this, Is there??

>yuropoors cant even afford marshmallows on their burgers
seething

>>14787720
kool aid sounds conference but deep fried pickles are based. Spears only, chips are gay as fuck

>>14787686
sweet potato casserole, it's sweet potatos and marshmallows, and it's fucking disgusting.

>>14787686
just a bucket of hfcs with burgers floating in it

wow, do americans really?

deep fried turkey
>native to our lands
>was actually consoomed at the first thanksgibbon
>almost became the national symbol
>classic feast on TG, Christmas, Easter, etc
>fried in oil, for goodness
>responsible for hundreds if not thousands of deaths, maimings, blindings, and structural destruction every year

>>14787686
>united-statesian
wow if only there were a less retarded word you could use

Burger and deep fried everything

>>14787689
Not really. The ridiculous foods like that are more of an uncommon novelty item. They do exist and people do eat them, but it's not common.

>>14787973
Americans huh. They really do this.

>>14788185
it's good

>>14787720
i do infact eat fried pickles, kool aid pickles sounds like negro food though

>>14788196
What the fuck
For what purpose?

why do reddit tourists from /int/ shit up every board on this site with their US obsession

>>14788198
this nigga seriously never heard of fried piggles?

unexpectedly delicious

For me, it's slowly wood-smoked pulled pork bbq

>>14787689
I’m from Alabama and would get genuinely sick if I ate more than one bite of that abomination

Not all of us are junk food addicted retards

>>14787686
For me, it's the American lasagna.

>>14788215
But then why are you all junk addicted retards LOMAO AMERICANS REALLY

>>14788231
Is there a longer version showing that thing cooked?

>>14788258

Why are americans like this? have they no shame?

>>14788262
Thanks, that's atrocious.

>>14788262
I can see the misery behind those fat deranged piggy eyes

>>14788272
>when he starts adding the peanut butter and candies

Standard pre-breakfast snack for an american.

>>14787916
I prefer chips because whenever I order spears, they're always soggy and undercooked

>>14788231
>>14788258
that's germany though

>>14787916
I prefer chips because better pickle to batter ratio and far superior texture. Often, spears and whole gherkins are soggy and undercooked.

>>14788488
Americans will eat this for morning tea and want seconds, as well as having an oreo thickshake from dairy queen (the one with 3200 calories)

>>14788488

>>14788272
Shit didn't see that one too
>>14788523

>>14788262
That's German

>>14788215
to be fair, a lot food in the south is honestly pretty not that unhealthy for what it is, especially compared to Northeastern carb loaded foods.
It only gets bad when you get into Waffle House tier monstrosities and po boys.

>>14788488
>a cow died for this

>>14788583
>po boys.
? po boys aren't that bad for you, my family down on the coast make Gator sausage po boys pretty regularly. The meat is lean and the only "unhealthy" part about them is the bread

>>14787686
Most of us fat Americans just eat a lot of packaged garbage like chips and icecream, especially late at night as a means of entertainment

>>14788262
>pushes away greens

>>14788262
Literally a german tv show you fucking retard

>>14788488
Someone was actually proud of making this

>>14788488
>>14788272
>>14787696
>>14787689
novelty burger places need to be nuked

Deep-fried butter. Just deep-fried butter.

>>14788231
Is this a joke? As in I 'look at what fat people would actually eat'?!'

>>14788209
yeah they're pretty good.
Friend has a recipe that uses pickle juice in the batter or something iirc.

>>14788215
From Alabama too, definitely couldn't eat a single bite of that. Way too much.

Gee Billy are we larping as eurofriends now? Let me try...
>Do Americans really?

>>14788262
>>14788639
https://youtu.be/RfmyHWDNjeM

>>14788297
>using the entire bucket of chocolate
this can't be real

>>14788209
Yeah fried pickles are pretty based but only when they're slice. Whole fried pickles are probably shit

>>14788231
>posts video thats clearly in germany

>HURR DURR DURR THIS IS AMERICA

butter burger

>>14787686
This. Cheap, tasteless, convenient.

Americans really eat this

Wtf is up with the US

>>14788491

They actually like this

Imagine having to eat this

this, and it's not even American

They think this is food

>>14788231
>PURES LEBEN
>hurr amerifats

>>14790033
Germany is the world's foremost source of disgusting cheapo freezer meals, but I wouldn't give 'em up for anything.

>>14789970
>noo you can't hecking put 200 calories of butter on your burger
says the amerifatlardtard as he chugs his 3000 calorie oreo shakoe

>>14787689
is that alive?

>>14790000

>>14787973
My brother and I started doing this while I was in college. Frees up the oven for my wife to do her thing and we get to drink beer outside

>>14787973
First TG had venison, I thought, not turkey.

>>14790047
Mate that is way more than 200calories, I think butter is like 100cal per tbsp

>>14787686
a poutine unironically, fries , cheese and gravy, best ate drunk,cant make more american than that.

>>14790127
Interesting that only Canada has them because of food regulations.

>>14790150
Huh?

>>14790156
he's talking of cheese curds, but wisconsion got them too....

>>14790083
they had lots of meats and vegetables, including 5 deers yes

>>14790093
it's whipped

>>14790185
>>14790156
Yeah I should have said most of the usa can't do poutine. Some states are more lax with dairy products than others.

>>14788297
Gotta have something before you do all that cooking

>>14789970
Butter makes everything taste better

>>14788272
>weird multicolor buns
eh?
>slaps patties on the grill
ooo
>some light seasoning
alright
>puts cheese on
Awww yeah
>steams patties with cheese
AW FUCK YEAH
>stacks em
YEEEESSSSSSSSS
>toothpick to hold together
*COOMS*
>puts what looks like fry sauce
Yeahah boy
>puts on peanut butter
what
>sprinkles
wh-what
>marshmellows
pic related

>>14787686
AYO CHOCOLATE GLIZZY FO REAL

>>14790150
>>14790320
Actually, Canada has nearly identical laws about the sale of raw cheese, including the requirement that the product need to be refrigerated and aged for 60 days. The only exception in Canada is that the National Dairy Code allows for fresh cheese curds to be sold within 24 hours of being made, after which they're required to be refrigerated.

A lot of poutine in Canada is shit too because they use aged or refrigerated curds instead of fresh ones.

>>14787973
This really is the most American thing in this thread. Because it is eaten by everyone and fully represents our attractions towards making things in a way that is dangerous just because we know we can.

Most of the stuff posted here is just obscure novelty shit that most americans will never see in their lives.

reminder if you think America is one country and not a continent you might as well killl yourself and hope to be reborn in a country with a decent educative system.

>>14789992
That's the most serious image posted in this thread, and yes, we do.

>>14790506
kek
seething huemonkey

>>14790506
>a continent
It's two continents.

>be reborn in a country with a decent educative system.
Quite.

>>14789992
Only creoles and blacks in Louisiana eat that shit

>>14790548
creoles and lousiana niggers have good taste then

>>14787689

Yes, it's in the Constitution.

>>14790577
If you think enjoying spicy sausage soup with a pound of spices, snotty okra, and shrimp over white rice is indicative of a good pallet I’m guessing you’re from a country where they shit in the street

>>14790606
>Pallet

>>14788488
Once the pb hit I stopped salivating and threw up

>>14790606
>a good pallet

>>14790638
palette

>>14790668
>palette

>>14790679
It’s pallet you fucking retards. Like the roof of your mouth.

>>14790668
>>14790690
Now you're just pretending to be retarded.

>>14790697
Your not from America, are you?

>It’s palate you fucking retards. Like the roof of your mouth.

I'm european and I've noticed three things that the US seem to be crazy about
>peanuts
>cinnamon
>mustard
So much of these things, everywhere

I wish that we had flags like /pol/, then you could just automatically ignore anything that comes from a starsandstripesposter.

>>14790717
Lurk more

>>14790723
Yeah the peanut / peanut butter obsession is annoying here. I’m not sure about cinnamon, but like 60% of whites that settled here were German so we love our mustard and pickled products.

>>14787973

>>14790734
Go back to Redd/int/. Spoiler alert: I'm not from the US or living there.

>>14790738
>I WAS JUST MEMEING, GUYS. IT'S A HECKIN' EPIC MEMERINO! YOU NEWFAG!

>>14790734
Really? Cause we don’t think about you at all.

>>14790723
You forgot grape flavor.

>>14787931
you are in the wrong here
add bourbon to your casserole

>>14790723
you aren't wrong, i put cinnamon on everything

>>14790734
obsessed

>>14790011
I actually like those, and I'm not even american
Is like smoked butter full of umami

>>14789938
>>14790039
>falling for bait
shiggy diggy

>>14787689
I'm from Maryland and that is an abomination

>>14791405
>Maryland is an abomination

>>14791412
Yes yes, we're an abomination.
No parts of Maryland exist besides baltimore anon, its true.
You should stay in your state and never visit us ever.

They really.

>>14790011
Bruh that looks fucking delicious

>>14791864
Fuck yeah they do, chargrilled oysters are literally perfect. Courtesy New Orleans, of one of the world's great food cities

These fucking heathens wear shoes in their homes, Op. Lord inly kboqs what else they do.

>>14791958
>New Orleans, of one of the world's great food cities
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>14790606
>pallet

Holy shit you actually are a retard

>>14790606
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PALLET

Stay in school kid

>>14792000
Agreed! It's hillarious that people don't understand how underrated the food scene is down there. Also checked

>>14792004

Haha, pallet. He was probably looking for palate.

American "Cuisine"

>>14792045
>Deep fried watermelon
>Deep fried coke
Nuke america, we need to save food

>>14790606
>pallet
Awwwwwwwww its retarded

>>14792070
SOUL

>>14792037
He tried so hard to look smart too

>>14790319
It clearly isn't

90% of this is junk food that maybe you'd buy at a state fair once every few years, maybe. The other 10% is a Southern regional dish.

>>14788231
Had me until the chocolate

>>14792124
So.. American food?

>>14790606
Omg "pallet" that's so PRECIOUS omg you little idiot

>>14790506
Reminder that the term "American" refers to the only worthwhile nationality on the entire fucking landmass, you shitter-shattered mutted-up sudaca.

>>14787973
based

>>14792186
Same as Tibetan food in England, I would say.

>>14790606

>>14787686
>united-statesian
...you mean American?

>>14790606
You not only have pleb tastes, you can't spell either. Stick to uncrusted pb&j, dweeb

No wonder you muricans are fat

>>14792554
Lmao, Americans Really.

>>14787686
Deep-fried butter or frozen custard.

>>14787720
i wont eat vegetables unless they're deep fried

>>14790011
Drago's charbroiled garlic parmasean oysters are legit amazing though. That place is slammed every time I've gone.

>>14788272
I would eat that

>>14790606
>If you think enjoying spicy sausage soup with a pound of spices, snotty okra, and shrimp over white rice

yes.png

Zinger mountain melt which is cheese fries and Chicken tenders tossed in your choice of sauce

Americans will really eat
Breakfast
Second Breakfast
Brunch
Elevenses
Lunch
Afternoon Tea
Lupper
Dinner
Supper
and a midnight snack
and will constantly snack too!!

>>14793136
that's glib anon, we can't afford to eat like that

>>14788196
koolickles are genuinely the blackest food known to man
they're the modern equivalent of pigfeet and chitlins, the shit nobody else wants, the scraps that get given to the lowest of the low
same as all those ramen/jerky/dorito prison food mixtures you see rappers making on youtube

The Luther.

>>14792554
>>14792660
>Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso didn't start out as a restaurateur. According to Eater Las Vegas, he started out helping people eat healthy and get in shape. He was a franchisee of Jenny Craig, but it wasn't long before he started to get disillusioned by the whole thing. He said: "You are not being very real with people and by the nature of the fitness industry, it's disgusting because you are promising people things that are outside genetic possibility. [...] Year after year went by and I became more and more jaded and bitter. After a while, I couldn't stand to look at myself in the mirror because I was a complete fraud..."

>Then, he found himself on the receiving end of a lawsuit — a certain fast food chain was suing him (and his In and Out workout studios) for copyright infringement. After fighting for a while, he realized he had no way of winning and got out of the fitness business.

>From there, Basso said that he took the opportunity to do something that "would be absolutely honest." He says that he firmly believes that people are predestined to suffer from things like heart attacks and cancer based on what genes they inherited, and he adds that while diet and exercise might contribute a bit to our health, he doesn't think it's the main factor. So, why not gorge yourself on that Quadruple Bypass burger?

>>14790606
I am genuinely sad reading people like you

>>14788231
>mfw she puts the Negerküsse on top

>>14790366
Honestly peanut butter on a burger doesn't sound that bad. A lot of Asian food uses peanut sauce and its basically the same thing.

>>14790005
Wait a second, I recognize those beignets and coffee. Those are from Cafe Du Monde in New Orleans. That's the good shit right there. Their chickory coffee is delicious and the beignets are so light and fluffy its like eating a cloud dusted with powdered sugar. I should go there again if I ever go back to New Orleans.

>>14787686

Fried Chicken and waffles
It's not a good combination, the flavor of one doesn't compliments the other. One is supposed to be served with maple syrup and the other with a side dish or spicy/bittersweet dips.

Yet americans think is some grand discovery or somehow they actually believe waffle water combined with chicken covered in waffle batter is a really good thing It's not even soulfood, it's pig disgusting americanized shit.

>>14788209
I love fried pickles but fried mushrooms are better

>>14794855
i couldn't disagree less, fried mushrooms are truly patrician

>>14788231
>>14788262
Scriptedreality was a mistake, this shit would've never taken off if it wasn't for the financial crisis. It's even sadder because 2/3 of German TV is either this or the equivalent of Jersey Shore.

>>14793128
yes i do eat this and its delish

>>14794691
>waffle water
>chicken battered in waffle batter
Wtf are you on about. It's just friend chicken with a side of waffles.

Chicken and waffles maybe? I love it on special occasions

>>14794691
There are a large amount of Americans who just have a disposition for heaping tonnes of sugar into savory food. Sweet and savory is a great combination, when the sweetness is moderate and the flavors complement one another, but these types of people seem to enjoy heaped amounts of plain sugar heaped indiscriminately onto any savory dish, hence fried chicken, sweet waffles and maple fucking syrup.

>>14795054
It isn't an American thing though it may seem that way because it is an obese thing. They crave calories and sweet shit has it. The more obese a person gets the more their diet diverges and their body leads them towards maximizing calories by making anything with a lot of them taste good.

Its why you see turbo fatasses just eating straight mayo and cheese blocks. It tastes amazing to them because their body is fucked up and its rewarding them for it and there is no reasonable way for them to otherwise get the calories they need eating like a normal human being. They would need to spend $80 a day eating out to meet their calorie intake because they certainly aren't cooking. So they will eat foods that are dense in calories but cheap and any reasonable person would vomit at seeing them eat outright. When going out they will smother their meal whatever it may be in whatever accessible calorie additives they can.

>>14794855
>>14794871
based posts

>>14795045
Chicken and Waffles hate is silly. Its literally just Not Sausage and Pancakes or Not Bacon and Pancakes. A lot of breakfasts have a sweet aspect like a muffin to go along with meat. C&W is just popular and was invented in burgerland so it gets unreasonable amounts of shit.

>>14790752
cope harder, amerifat

>>14788262
where can I watch more of this atrocious trainwreck?

>>14789929
you speak the true true

fried pickle spears is a sure sign of a restaurant that doesn't know what the fuck they're doing

>>14790606
epic fail.

stay in fucking school, kid

>>14788272
I had a burger a while back that used a donut for the bottom bun. I can't imagine this shit would be good, but the burger I had certainly fucking was so maybe this rainbow abomination would surprise and be top notch.

>>14789986
>corndogs
>tasteless
stop buying frozen ones and learn how to make a good corn batter

>>14788231
do yuros rly??

>>14791391
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
Everytime.

>>14794655
Yeah just make sure it's sugar free

>>14797093
not him but I want to do this. any suggestions on cawn batter? I've never made it but I've definitely had good and bad cawn batter

>>14787689
Vomit

>>14797163
if you like fluffy, I recommend just using jiffy cornbread mix and maybe some extra spices/veggies or honey
Not actually sure what to recommend for crisp corndogs
there's also those weirdoes who do the whole pancake thing, but I'm convinced that's just a conspiracy for people who eat slow who fail to eat their pancakes hot in normal situations

>>14788488
What is the appeal of adding chocolate to meat?
Also is that fucking banana bread?

>>14797238
It's an American thing. Someone without type 2 diabetes wouldn't understand.

>>14788488
You had me until 10 seconds in

>>14787686
Garbage Plate.

>>14797212
yeah I wouldn't do pancake batter. hmm no jiffy mix in my country but i'll google dot com my way through it. thanks anon

>>14794451
I hate this country sometimes...

>Itt: Amerilards coping with their obesite

>>14797163
Add honey. Trust me.

>>14787689
unironically yes, everyone replying no is a shill hired by the state department to "preserve" the american image

>>14797421
yeah I can see that being breddy important. there's nothing worse than biting into what looks like a super tasty food and finding that it tastes nothing the way it looks

>>14797464
the only based american...we've found him

>>14787973
>>14790444
these anons get it, especially the
>responsible for hundreds if not thousands of deaths, maimings, blindings, and structural destruction every year
part. It truly is american

>>14797625
>>14790444
don't forget the deaths around thanksgiving from black friday and drunk drivers visiting and returning from their family homes

>>14797641
yes, god yes, Thanksgiving truly is the most american holiday
>Celebrates the settling of the country, which we stole from the natives, with the help of the natives
>we celebrate by eating way too much and needlessly travelling across country to spend time with family we hate
>there's a huge parade and a football game
>the next day everyone gets up and celebrates more by going to stores to enjoy low low prices on shit they don't need and trampling poor people to death
the only way it could be more american is if we fit in slavery and/or shooting black people somehow

>>14797669
slaves are an active part of the story anon, they're just not within US borders anymore, they're all the poor african and asian children who toil in the mines and factories to make all that walmart trash, that we literally trample minimum wagers to death for just so we can consume material instead of them

>>14797689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7xmW-9LXQ

>>14797707

>>14793128
Isn't that from Dirty Buffalo? If not then they have something similar.

>>14794451
"muh genes" fags are the worst

>>14787686
>>14787689
>>14787696
>>14788272
>>14788297
>>14788488
do roastie coasties actually think they have the right to make fun of flyover food when they make shit like this

>>14788272
>patties on the grill
so they're going to be making four-
>stack them for one serving
oh god

>>14788297
my sides

>>14787931
It's not the casseroles fault your family is shit at cooking