/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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have a nutella calzone

What was your granpappy's favourite chocolate?

>>14778928
I don't know that he had a favorite, he'd be happy with anything.
In the summer whenever we'd get stuff for smores he'd skip the Graham crackers and marshmallows and go straight for the hershey bars.

>>14778956
Based wise grandpa being above dark chocolate elitism

>>14778956
An absolute, unapologetic American. Fuckin' based.
I'm gonna hit my own Hershey's bars even harder now. I should go out and buy some more. I've been halving the rectangles and letting them melt in my mouth. Goddamn I love Hershey's.

>>14778914
94 is a good old age. Collapse is a good way to go, as opposed to how my mother lingered with liver cancer for two heinous years....

I wish you peace, many good chocolates and fond memories of your grandfather living a good, long life. It's obviously in your genes too, so you might get to 94 as well

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>>14778999
Redpill me on ruby chocolate.

There's a shop near me that makes chocolate bread. I was planning to buy a loaf tomorrow to pack with the tablet I was sending him.
My sister thinks chocolate bread is disgusting, but she's wrong and I think grandpa would have appreciated it.

>>14778914
F

>>14778914
Spend time with family

>>14779026
That looks brilliant. I wish I could find some to try it.

>>14778914
F

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I don't eat a lot of chocolate, but I usually have one of these in my drawer. Regardless of the organic/fair trade meme, it's pretty good.

>>14779060
Not really an option given our circumstances in the pandemic.
>>14779064
Good news
https://sendbread.com/chocolate/
>>14779074
Oh man, real Cadbury is some wonderful stuff.

RIP in piece OPs grandpa

when quarantine hit i ordered a box of these bad boys for my birthday, after trying them in NYC a few months before. what an absolute pleasure.

>>14779110
some of these, too, which i get every year for christmas at byrant park. absurdly good.

>>14779121
>let it melt in your mouth
>girl's face covered in chocolate
She can't even follow directions?

>>14779121
have a bar of this on my desk now from exquisito chocolates in miami. guess i went a little nuts with the chocolate. just wanted to support some places i loved.
sorry to hear about your grandpa, op. i'm glad you have a good way to remember him.

>>14779125
women can't do anything right
but honestly they melt so readily and they're covered in powdered cocoa so they're really messy and i'll give it a pass

>>14779125
>ignores the ginger dude on the other wrappers whose face is covered in chocolate
have sex, incel

RIP Pops.

Here is the finest ruby chocolate (a personal favorite) in your honor

The chocolate is characterized by a taste that has been described as slightly sweet and sour, which is comparable to that of berries, as the chocolate's main characteristic is its acidity.

May he savor eternal blissful chocolatey goodness

I've always been partial to Reese's, but I think he just wanted straight up chocolate.

>>14779026
Your sister doesn't know shit. Chocco bread is delightful. Way to be a thoughtful lad.

>>14779012
You can make 4 chocolate blondies using white, ruby, milk, and dark.

I don't like chocolate because I'm neither a woman nor a homosexual.

>>14779595
See, that's exactly why I appreciate my grandpa's unabashed love of chocolate. Fake tough guys like you who pretend sweet things are only for women.
Nevermind the fact that plenty of chocolate is bitter, like this delicious green tea chocolate I was gifted once.
Imagine just liking what you like and not feeling bad about it.

Yes. Consume.

>>14779026
>Chocolate Bread
So a brownie?

>>14778914
Your grandpa sounds like he was bretty based anon

>>14778914 That sucks op, at least he lived plenty of time to eat plenty of chocolate. pic is called brigadeiro, one of my fav treats to go with coffee

>>14779639 forgot pic

>>14779625
No, not at all. It isn't a brownie or cake or anything other than bread. It's chocolatey but not super sweet. It's wonderful as toast with peanut butter.
That being said, my grandpa obviously loved brownies and my mother would bake them or chocolate chip cookies all the time.
>>14779639
>>14779645
Looks delicious.

>>14778914
>honoring a boomer who played a part in ruining your country and future
Based anarchist

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>>14779664
I'm sure OP's grandpa was too based to ever be an alien loving libtard.

>>14779595
My brother's dad always says this lol

>>14779664
>boomer
He was part of the greatest generation, born in 1926. My mother was a boomer and she died 6 years ago.
Grandpa fought nazis as part of a bomber crew. He was really hype when Memphis Belle came out because he felt like it told his story. I vaguely remember watching it with him on VHS, he was excited to show me.
>>14779683
He was a lifelong Republican until W fucked it all up, and he hated Trump probably because of his history fighting fucking fascists.

>>14779696
>Grandpa fought nazis

>>14779662 that pb choc bread toast sounds amaz

>>14778914
>a fast food thread died for this
also nice blog post cunt

>>14779703

>>14779710
Op btfo

>>14779683
>>14779696
>>14779703
>>14779710

>>14779703
If you're an American millennial there's a pretty good chance your grandpa fought nazis.

>>14779696
real respect, op. some of those guys worked insanely hard and went through some incredible shit to provide for their families.

>>14779748
My grandfather fought gooks in Korea.

>>14779696
your grandpa probably loved trump because he's the perfect example of why we will never be blessed with a true fascist leader to free us from the iron grip of all of the rich republicans and democrats

>>14778914
Cntrl F


Wasagood grandpa?

>>14779026
Best choco

>>14779696

your grandpa sounds like the people that fucked over the country. So long as he got his and got his chocolate he doesn't care if his descendants live as a conquered people in squalor.

>>14778914
Sorry for your loss, anon.

>>14779822
Callate imbecil

>>14779814
Yeah, he was rad. Friendly, funny, always hitting on younger women like a dirty old man.
>>14779822
You sound like a real miserable cunt.
This is one of my favorite Japanese chocolates, a chocolate mochi confection. Real mochi I could take or leave, but chocolate makes it great.

>>14779880

Nah he sounds like a fag that doesn't about orc riots in the streets just orange man bad because the talamundvision told him so.

I hope he is roasting in hell right now.

I'm not gonna make another thread, so the other food grandpa loved was Italian.
He liked it spicy enough to make him sweat. I like it the same way, myself.

>>14779328
thats not chocolate thats an african

>>14778914
sorry for your loss bro

>>14780028
did he like chicken parmesan. based if he did

f grampa
from canada

>>14780119
I don't see how he wouldn't, it's delicious.
>>14780120
That looks great. What's the yellow bit?

>>14778914
Sorry about your granddad, hope you feel better soon anon

What's your go-to percentage?
I usually eat 75-80, the opposite extremes are too sweet and too bitter respectively

>>14778926
You eat piadina with nutella

f. sorry to hear that anon.
my grandpa was also known for loving chocolate. everyone bought him chocolate themed souvenirs all the time.

>>14778914

My condolences on your loss OP.

>>14780150
Center of a Nanaimo bar is butter and icing sugar iirc

>I will likely never be a father let alone a grandfather
>I will never have grandchildren that love and care about me in my old age
Maybe it's selfish, but I really want to just be loved by a family of my own...

>>14780393
One Christmas we got him one of those fuckhuge 5 or 10 pound chocolate bars.
He was so thrilled.

>>14778914
>94
>alcoholic
How the fuck

>>14780429
Nevermind I'm dumb

>>14780420
Maybe instead of sadposting in an unrelated thread, go to /adv/, /fit/, or /fa/ and actually take some steps.
>>14780429
Coco-holic. Choco.

He's in hell and it's a million times worse than you could ever ever imagine.

You know how grampa loved to slowly savor the wonderful sweetness and flavor of a nice bit of chocolate melting on his tongue?

That's how satan and God are savoring his incalculable suffering, his rapid writhing like an airplane propeller as every horrible sensation that could ever possibly be sensed in the entire history of the universe collides in the center of his fully aware and awake psyche, feeling every last speck of the fractal freight train of pain and stench that devours his billions of new skinless limbs that are furry with raw screaming nerve endings, burning off and regrowing at a rate faster than the fastest CPU, for a virtual eternity.

>>14780918
>christfags will justify this behavior

>>14780950
wow based and redpilled haha! fedorafags btfo!!

>>14780918
>>14780950
>"Have I any pleasure in the death of the wicked, declares the Lord GOD, and not rather that he should turn from his way and live?" (Ezekiel 18:23)
>As I live, declares the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but that the wicked turn from his way and live. (Ezekiel 33:11)

>>14778914
always loved these

Well, my roomates had some spare Hershey bars and a Lindt bar lying around. I had a few squares of Lindt, but ate the entire Hershey bar.
I'll miss you grandpa.

>>14781047
>wow based and redpilled haha! fedorafags btfo!!

>>14778914
F for grampy. you will be in my thoughts anon.

>>14780918
>>14780950
based CHADian

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>>14778914
Im sorry to hear about your grandpa. Sounds like he lived s long life though. Pic related is the best extra dark chocolate made.
>>14778999
GIBE MEI
>>14779012
It kinda taste like Easter candy. Like those malt ball Robin eggs, minus the malt in the middle.

>>14778914
Quantity has a quality all its own.
Plus, it’s pretty good chocolate.

>>14781073
Milk chocolate with whole hazelnuts has always been my favourite.

>>14779026
bread more like dead hohohohoho

>>14780150
>>14780417
done properly it's butter, icing sugar, bird custard powder and milk
i like to substitute irish cream for milk but you really should sub the custard powder

>>14783695
should not sub the custard rather

>>14778914
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Sorry for your loss, OP. Gonna have some of this bad boy tonight in his honor

>>14784770
How is that brand? I've seen it at my local grocery store, but never gave it much thought.

>>14784797
It's fantastic and very well priced. About $4 for 300g when other "fancy" brands charge the same amount for a measly 100g or less.

The milk chocolate is my favorite, but I've tried most of the other varieties and they're all good too.

>>14778926
>>14780191

>chocolate thread
>posts nutella

>>14778914
RIP. Sorry for your loss man. I lost my gramps last month, he was 98. I was extremely sad for a day or two and my poor mom is still a bit heartbroken but we are still happy that he has lived such a long and good life.
Can’t decide on a favorite chocolate but these are pretty good, I can eat a lot of them.

>>14784770
Love that one. It’s not even super pricy when compared to a typical bar. It’s the most milk chocolatey bar I can think of.

Don't have any chocolate, just stoppin in to say RIP gramps and thanks for making a good thread.

>>14779012
The only one I tried was sour like some kinda fruit, but it had weird additives so idk

>>14778914
sorry for your loss, enjoy your chocolate. brush your teeth after.

>>14779696
He sounds based as fuck. He's bombing nazis and eating chocolate feasts in heaven now.

>>14779880
Why chase girls of 20 when he was 80?

>>14778914
I'm making some mousse in honor of your Gramps
I wish I could eat chocolate but I got my wisdom tooth extracted

>>14779944
oooooooooh aaaaall you fascists booouuund to loooooose aaaaallll you fascists bound to lose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7OSQ

>>14778914
Basierte Großvater.
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>>14778914
Eh, 94 is a good run. Hope your life gets better.

I only have white chocolate on the kitchen because I made a chocolate cake a week ago. still. F for him.

>>14778914
Sorry for your loss mah dude. F

>>14780427
This reminded me of a giant Toblerone I saw for sale on a ship. I think it was 60 Euros, but it was more than a decade ago.

>>14779012
It has a slightly fruity/sour taste but it's actually a bit of a trick. They do process it slightly differently, but also add some citric acid while doing so. The slight tang, colour, and subtle smell make it a bit like if milk chocolate and raspberry were mixed together, imo. Unless you try it from a Kit-Kat bar or something, though, it's generally overpriced at the moment, and despite attempts to market it as the 4th chocolate it's not doing too well so it might be pricey or obscure for quite a while. You can get big bags of it to use as cooking chocolate (or just eat) from the makers website, if you like it enough.

Was he hot?

>>14779689
>My brother's dad

Huh?

>>14779696
So sad he didn't live enough to watch him get elected again :)

>>14778914
For me its the Lindt white chocolate truffles, fake chocolate or not. But the texture of all those are godlike regardless. Sorry for your loss, but at least he had a good long run.

>>14779664
A 94 year old isn't a boomer. Learn some math.

sorry for your lose man

>>14789954
Never had a Toblerone that big, but I've had the half pound Reese's cups and the slice and share snickers.

>>14779664
>he thinks citizens have a say in important decisions
who let the baby out of his playpen

>>14778914
My condolences, anon.
RIP sweet chocolate man.

>>14778914
I'm sorry to hear this, I hope your family is ok and rest in peace gramps