/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14778751
Why are you so triggered by a pleb grocery store? Buy your beef, buy your beer, and skedaddle manlet

>>14778751
Because they're JEWISH, and the legal system is owned by Jews. Same with the media and calling out Israel's war crimes.

>>14778751
>complaining about walking
>complaining about falling prey to mental techniques only effective on low IQ retards
>spends more than 30 minutes waddling around a grocery store rather than getting in and out in under 10
You are fat, you're lazy, you're stupid, and you're bad at simple things like shopping.

Yes, it’s called social engineering.
Just wait until you hear about artificial scent put out by restaurants.

good thing I don't think like a normalfaggot retard.

>>14778775
wait until he hears about "social" media

>>14778751
If I recall correctly the reason dairy is placed the way it is has to do with being able to replace it without taking it out of the cold environment. The milk at least. Can't speak for cheese and such but in every store I've been to dairy has either been right next to the storeroom for it or there has been an area behind the dairy they can use to restock it without needing it to leave the environment.

Also you forgot the obvious one of having small cheap items at the front of the store and having cheap sweets and drinks at checkout. People are more likely to spend more or buy more things after they make their first purchase and its an effective way to sway people who are "just looking" as once they are going to the register the odds of them buying more than just the small item increases exponentially otherwise it isn't worth it in their minds and they aren't putting the small shit back.

>>14778751
False pricing like x.99 or x.98 is right up there as deceptive.

>>14778800
Yes there are a lot of things i left out the list is to long. Why is it legal to take advantage of unwitting people who are there to just get some tendies?

>>14778751
Its like these faggots are trying to fool people into not knowing that its proper price x.99 = $1, who they fuck do these faggits and bitches with marketing and advertising degrees think that they are?

>>14778751
Just wait til he finds out about how women use makeup, camera angle and digital image manipulation software in order to disguise the fact that they are not all they appear to be in dating app photos.

>HELP! HELP! I'm a retarded sheep and can't stop falling for basic psychology tricks.
just make a list and stick to it.

>>14778800
They also mist the produce not because it keeps it fresh, it makes it spoil faster, but to make it LOOK fresh

>>14778816
That's a very old one, older than pretty much anything. For cgi stuff look into old movies from the 1900s, also go out with a hot model see how stupid they are.

>>14778828
That's nothing new ya know.

These goofy model types always have a deflection about them, always. Never marry one.

If you're goofy enough to marry a model type then you deserve what you get.

>>14778751
>>uses bigger carts that work to make you buy more
If you fall for that shit you are retarded and deserve being ripped off

Worse if you knock her up.

Entry level red pill thread. Based.

Just go with a set budget, or a list. As long as you aren't retarded this isnt a problem

>>14778856
The thing is sticking to a budget, most twats are incapable of it even if going to las vegas.

>>14778804
>he doesn't round up

>>14778867
That's deceptive shit and what marketing and advertising types are trained to do.

>>14778814
>Its like these faggots are trying to fool people into not knowing that its proper price x.99 = $1, who they fuck do these faggits and bitches with marketing and advertising degrees think that they are?
i always hear my friends say the beer was $7 when it was really $7.99 which actually comes out to damn near $10 with tax and crv

>>14778873
What I've heard from girls with these retarded degrees is that they not only have to go for repetition but stpudity. They have to justify their degrees somehow.

>>14778893
What angles are we talking here? Acute or right?

>>14778907
Accurate ones where some dad has to justify his slut daughter's useless degree to a bank.

>>14778907
Multi dimensional are the best angles.

If the dumb bitch had to pay for it herself then she'd think twice about being a slut whoar and expecting her family to pay for it.

>>14778751
if you know about it then it loses effectiveness, its not like you are being forced to buy these things, have a little willpower and don't fall for (((their))) tricks.

>>14778751
I love going to the grocery store.
It's the only time I see other people in person anymore haha.

>>14778970
hahaha you crazy bastage

>>14778859
>he can't read

>>14778959
That's like falling for marked cards, only a sucker would fall for that.

getting retards to overspend is how they keep prices down for everyone else.

>>14778992
and a reason to get people into las vegas and other casino towns

>>14778800

They could just put the refrigerated dairy storeroom near the front of the store, retard. The reason it's always in back is to make you walk through the whole store. Same thing with the meat counter.

>>14779002
The reason that they're in back is so the inspector can go in easy at any time without going through the front of the store. They can also get payoffs without being seen.

>>14779002
That would be an inefficient use of space though, and less aesthetic

>>14779007
... that's not cynical, that's reality.

>>14779016
When scumbag inspectors are looking for payoffs it's not about aesthetics, it's about not being seen taking payoffs.

They really go after restaurants when they didn't get their union or negro payoffs.

>>14779029
They're gonna get paid off no matter what anon. Name one time in history where someone was deterred from a payoff because of a buildings architecture.

>>14778790
wait until he hears about "israel"

>>14778813
If you were just there to get tendies you wouldn't grab a buggy retard.

>>14779041
Not everyone is a slumlord, most are however. Generally they're foreingers, not all. It happens to be a fact that most are jews and mudslime muslims/islamics.

>>14779044
We don't forget about the USS Liberty.

Test

>>14779082
Ping Pong.

>>14778751
>psychological
yes
>abuse
no

Nobody on a United States ship vanishes without reason or it being very looked up.

>>14778751
>be god
>put tits in front
FUCK YOU

>>14779102
You're just a hypocrite and likely a foreigner that's pissed that shillary didn't win and you're for the pathetic fags with camel shit.
How pissed off and full of shit can you be?

>>14778804
>False pricing

what

>>14779119
What do you mean what? You don't understand that some price ending in .99 or .98 is deceptive? Are you a retard with a marketing and/or advertising degree and has to justify it?

>>14779119
How did you get your degree, negro diversity?

>>14778751
Outside of the occasional frozen vegetables you should never be in the middle isles in the he store. It's all processed trash.

>>14778751
>he doesn't go to the grocery store every day and buy one days worth of food

You get what you fucking deserve.

>>14779119
Are you from the "diversity lives crowd" matter?

do people really go to the store not know what they want to eat beforehand? i never got people who wander the aisles picking up stuff and putting it back.

>i want tacos and beer this weekend
>buy taco supplies and a case of beer
>leave in 10 mins

>>14779171
Im going to the grocery store, going to do it hungrey. Plan on getting ground beef sause eggs bacon potatoes and beer. Lets see what happends

>>14779142
>he doesn't go to the store 3 times a day for every meal. maybe even 4 for a late night snack.

>>14779142
>>14779191

Based desperate-for-social-contact anons.

>>14779142
Grocery worker here. The people that come in everyday and buy like 1 frozen meal piss me off. Like dude just buy enough for the week.

>>14779218
But I don't know what tomorrow will bring

>>14778751
Supermarkets around here have the produce section in the middle, and at the back you find the meat and freezer stuff, which makes sense from the electricity point of view.

yup there's a whole science behind grocery retail that revolves around playing human habits to your favor. it's been proven that remodeling a store can increase sales by something like 12% just because people are forced to browse more when trying to find their regular items. items that are more likely to be popular with children are placed around knee height so it catches their eye and they convince their parents to buy it.

>>14779235
>makes sense from the electricity point of view.
Breh....

>>14779129
>>14779132
>>14779150
>room temperature brainlets are deceived thinking something .99 was free

>>14778751
Imagine allowing yourself to be “psychologically abused” by a (((grocery store))).....I cannot wait until the day of reckoning come so we can skin “people” like you alive in the streets

>>14778751
Buy shit that you can get online online. Distance from the food as much as possible and compare between the choices, don't let yourself be fooled by picking 1 of 3 brands by an invisible clock. Take your time, buy online and get used to staple foods. Reduce supermarket visits as much as possible.

>>14779243
Makes sense to me for them to have the bulk of their electric outlets towards one area, particularly if they need to be strong enough to sustain commercial-grade freezers and fridges. I normally buy cold things either on a separate trip, particularly in the summer, or towards the end of the shopping session.

>>14779279
>yes goyim! purchase (((things))) from Amazon ™

>>14779284
But I meet women at the grocery store

>ok i need sandwich supplies and milk
>omg i have to walk through the candy aisle to get to the bread
>wow 2 lbs of skittles for $10? ill take it.
>soda aisle is next to the milk coolers
>2 24 packs of mt dew for $16? might as well
>doritos are on sale for $2? filling my cart
>and so on

are people this dumb?

>>14779293
The answer is always yes

Because who is going to stop them? This is not nazi china

>>14778751
just make a fucking list retard

>>14779002
Good lord you're dumb. They have a centralized condenser for all the cold departments that's why they're in the back. No so you buy more snickers or what the fuck ever takes you 30 minutes in a store to get when you need a chicken breast

here is the basic layout of my supermarket. this is where i get the bulk of my groceries from. after that, i get the stuff from the aisles thats on my shopping list. and dont waste money on pens or paper. you have a phone, use the notes app for this. but yes, i agree that people who work in marketing must be castrated for their crimes.

>>14778773
>falling for jewish tricks
This sums it up

>>14778813
>Why is it legal to take advantage of unwitting people who are there to just get some tendies?
What is your proposed law? Would you force all grocery stores to have the same layout that specifically goes against any of these perceived terrible practices?

>>14779341
Yeah that is my usual route at the store too.
I only go through the aisles like once a month for rice or sauces

>>14779341
disgusting v*gan detected

>>14779229
People that come in all the time are usually chill, don't worry about that other dude. It's the old asians that piss me off most

>>14779363
no, the meat section is next to dairy

>>14779218
Don't worry we hate you worthless wagies too. Not so much you personally, although there are many completely useless druggies that work at markets, the shit that really irks me is when you can't keep produce or dairy in stock, or that you haven't ordered anything in nearly a week and it looks like shit. Blows my mind how many supermarkets have an abhorrent produce section. And your fat kike boss who decides that it's a good idea to have one checker on when there is a line of 8 people with full carts. I keep my grains stocked, but I'll buy produce everyday to be used for that day, also the meat that is half off and about to expire so I end up saving money and time.

>>14779187
So heres the verdict, got everything on my list plus brats, deoderant bread and cold cuts. I cant really say they got me since i didnt but anything i dont need, but i did buy things i didnt i intend to.

>>14779523
What's deorderant bread? Post pics.

>>14779440
What a hypocrite you are, who can you specify doesn't have a wage? Your lack of knowledge makes you come across as a total moron.

>>14779532
>he forgot a comma so i have to make a stupid remark

>>14779543
You should put some deoderant bread in those filthy opened whoar mouths.

>>14778762
>falling for the Jewish scapegoat
Communists need the rope

>>14779560
>Faggit detected
>blames jews for his faggot problems
>can't blame itself
I'm not a jew but detecting morons and muslim/islamics is easy.

>>14778850
>>14778838
>>14778829
>>14778816
Schizo detected

>>14779571
Riiight, so I'm a schizo because you're so lame as to blame jews for your problems? That'll do good for you in life, put blaming jews on your resume.

>>14779577
I live in northern Idaho and i do have that on my resume

>>14779591
Is that why you make minimum wage and blame others for your problems?

>>14779591
Condolences for having something like that on your resume, you'll be consigned to minimum wage forever.

>>14779348
Social engineering and predatory marketing should be entirely outlawed. Governments exsist to protect people (mostly women) because they are to stupid to protect themselves.

Online order pickup, retard

>>14778775
>artificial scent put out by restaurants
You mean like frying up a whole lot of garlic or onion to lure people in or something more devious?

>>14779634
Yes because i need the same guy picking his ass to touch my shit as much as possibal god i love eating ass

>being so dumb that you fall for jew tactics

Just go in, get what you need, and leave. How hard is this concept?

>>14778751
I can imagine a bunch of pissed off soccer moms getting pissed at this and pushing down isles, starting fires and having a good time with the grocery store jester (who is normally a prick)

>>14778762
yes. it is based to call out our controllers at every opportunity. jews did the same thing to the wasp establishment during the counter culture on the 1960s

>>14779684
Is it true that if aliens observed earth they would come to the conclusion that if they simply destroyed isreal it would solve so many of humanitys problems?

>>14779692
Yes

Use the Walmart app so you don’t have to actually go in the store and throw out any free samples of shit food they give you

>>14778751
>Why is it ok for grocery stores to use proven psychological abuse to increase your spending?

Because we live in a world run by people who don't give a shit about you, and see you as barely more than cattle for their own benefit.

However, they've figured out that the easiest way to farm you is to trick you into doing their bidding willingly, rather than forcing you into direct slavery. This allows you the opportunity to strengthen yourself against their manipulation.

Make a shopping list before you go to the grocery store. Follow it. Don't buy their poison, and don't get jewed into giving them money that you didn't want to, faggot.

>>14778751
>spending 30 (thirty) minutes in the store
Excuse me?

>>14778751
>Why is it ok for grocery stores to use proven psychological abuse to increase your spending?
Why are you dumb enough to fall for any of that?

>>14778751
>large carts
I never once felt compelled to fill my cart for the sake of it being full
>elevator music
My HEB plays bangers and 80s and 90s hits, the Spin Doctors have never made me long to spend more money
>exhaustion spending
Go in with list, buy things on list

>>14778751
>plays elevator music thats scientifically proven to increase your spending
Cotton eye Joe does not make me want to spend more

>>14779114
I can't wait to see you faggots screaming when Biden wins by a landslide.

>>14779440
Are you in the south? This sounds a lot like the store I work at.

>>14778751
The real question is, why are you so easily manipulated?

>>14778751
>He got psyoped by a grocery store
Holy fucking kek

>>14779002
The freight docks are at the back of the store.
It is common to have the cold storage next to the freight docks, so the trucks can be unloaded quickly, and the product isn't exposed to a large temperature swing.
The high-turnover items are often on bossies (carts), so when a product goes empty, the empty bossie can be pulled back and a full bossie can replace it. Product stays in the cooler until the customer selects it. If there is a spill, the bossie is easier to move for cleaning than a fixed shelf.

There are a lot of efficiency concerns in the supply chain. If you want to introduce inefficiencies for your convenience, expect prices to triple... not unlike a convenience store may have a few jugs of milk, but they price them higher, due to less economy of scale being in play.

>>14779284
>electric outlets towards one area
Display coolers and freezers are almost always split units. The compressors and hot side are separate from the cold side (display cooler). They don't plug in, they're hard wired.
The display side has fans and maybe lights. Minimal power required.
The plumbing for the refrigerant is MUCH harder to move.

>>14779363
retard

>>14779002
they don't put a walk in on the front wall anywhere at any business. it is always on the side or back

>>14778751
>plays elevator music thats scientifically proven to increase your spending
Wear headphones while shopping

Only an npc would fall for these, are you an npc?

>>14778751
>>places produce in front giving you a feel good feeling so you think you deserve expensive treats

Since when are corn cobs and heads of lettuce considered expensive treats?

>>14779628
>Social engineering and predatory marketing should be entirely outlawed.

Yeah and I should have a gf. Which one do u think will happen first?

>complaining that you don't have enough money to buy food
I get it, but yeah, same ol' same ol'. I usually just grab a few other things for myself if I'm shopping for another or I grab a few other things that I think will seriously compliment the meal being made.
Just two nights ago I only needed like 6 things for spaghetti, then I end up buying some duck mousse and smokehaus blue cheese for myself, gotta grab the crackers and jam as well though. Do you know how hard it was to resist buying the pairing recommendations for that mousse? I had to stick with milwaukees best ice.

Marketing is wrong. Here is the solution
>require all businesses to use a grayscale color palette in their architecture with no logos, just words
>same for products, just a black box/can with white words and a single universal font, not sure which, that can be debated
>advertisements and commercials banned forever, products are to be found through word of mouth and trial-error only
>an alternative is a consumer reports circulation that details investigative journalism into factories and farms to detail manufacturing processes followed by impartial statistical analysis of consumer polling data
As for grocery stores, they should sell local meat, dairy, produce, and baked goods only. The center aisles are for non-edible things like razors, window cleaners, soap, toothbrushes, etc. Television should be banned and illegal, computers and phones banned and illegal, radio is also banned, and only handwritten letters are acceptable for long-distance communication. This should be adopted worldwide and any countries who attempt to cross these restrictions ought to be nuked into oblivion and the existence of their people, culture, and history vanished as their land is salted by radiation.

How to not make poor grocery shopping decisions:
>Don't shop while hungry
Done.

>>14778751
Because if you fall for it, you deserve to be ripped off.

>>14779642
Subway has specific aroma cartridges, that's why they have that distinctive smell everywhere int he world and yet nothing tastes like it smells.

>>14783057
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_goo

>>14778751
>being so self-unaware he falls for marketing gimmicks
haha

I bet you guys don't even know the less expensive items are near the bottom and top of shelves since retards can't bend their neck to expend energy looking for alternatives

and items with cartoon characters are most often placed at the bottom of shelves to attract children into coercing mummy to buy them a treat

>>14783057
T.Commie

>>14778751
It's not that bad. Just grow up, fattie

>I have absolutely CONQUERED my subconsciousness from any external influences
This fucking thread. It's literally pic related.

I just came back from the grocery store haul.
They sold frozen chicken wings for 50% the normal price, it was likely due to a computer error, selling the big bag for the same as the small bag.
I bought all they had, 32½ kg and completely stuffed my freezer with it.

>>14778751
>elevator music

I only ever hear Taylor Swift and Katy Perry when I go to publix and thats the only grocery story I go to.

>>14784370
do they not feel their tails?

>>14778751
>entry level complaints
Wait until you find out what they do to grout patterns in tile.

Anyway if you spend more than 10 minutes in the grocery store (not counting checkout) then you're doing it wrong

>>14779577
Time to drink your own medicine for a change, Moshe.

>>14778751
>Store plays elevator muzak

Would you rather listen to pop trash like my store plays?

>>14778751
Yeah I watched the food theory video also,
But thanks for the shitty recap anon.

>>14778751
>I only buy so much because they make me do it with their cars and music
>forcing me to walk
>tricking me into rewarding myself
You're fat, arent you?

>>14784629
Cats have sensitive tails, their hind paws are more sensitive.

>>14778751
I work at whole foods. Ask me anything.

>>14778751
This is the fattest post I've ever seen on here. Fat being an insult for you ignorant fats. In case you didn't know everyone hated you. We do. Not all stores are even like this... I don't get it OP. You seem like a very tragic person. You should see a therapist. You actually think a grocery store is designed to psychologically abuse you. You are so fat, your inner demons are fat.

>>14784686
Did you know you work for a shit company owned by Amazon, another shit company, and that you're being paid unfairly?

>>14784778
I don't like it and the course that the company is heading towards, but I get paid $21.50/hr + benefits for doing fuck all. It's OK for the time being.

>>14784796
That's a decent wage actually. How many Karens complain to you about shit you can't even fix on a daily basis. I know someone who used to take calls for their customer support. Absolute trash people.

>>14784831
I don't work in the front, I sling supplements in whole body and I don't really pay attention to the complainers. People try to complain, I don't really give a shit. The nice thing about this whole pandemic thing is that I don't really have to be nice to the shit customers anymore. I straight up walked away from a woman that was complaining about chemicals in a dish detergent. Just said gotta go somewhere else and walked away lol.

>>14784852
>supplements
What kind of pill do I take if I'm worried about how my bones crack so much?

>>14778751
All of this is solved by making a grocery list

>>14784875
Doesn't really matter as most of it is snake oil. Collagen supplements/bone broth can help out with joint stuff. Are you having any pain? Glucosamine + MSM or turmeric might do the trick.

>>14784891
No pain, I just assumed it can't be healthy that I crack this much. I could do collagen tho. What about daily men vitamins? All of those snake oil too?

>>14784852
Big pp pills?

>>14784914
I'd expect you're getting your daily dose of men vitamin already anon

>>14778824
Anything that preys on human stupidity for profit is unethical, it doesn't matter if you and me are smart enough to see through it - the majority of people will not

People do not deserve to be poor and preyed upon because they are stupid, to suggest otherwise just shows your complete lack of human empathy.

>>14784914
>What about daily men vitamins?
Those less so but it really depends. If you eat a healthy diet and eat varied foods you might be alright. Most people don't though, so a daily multi isn't a bad idea. Don't spend an arm and a leg though, I just take the basic 365 men's multi.

You can get bloodwork done at your doctor's so you can find out if you're deficient in anything.

>>14778751
only /weakmind/ people fall for this crap, i go in to buy what and nothing else.

>>14783080
>Aroma Cartridges
Lol. Every subway proofs and bakes the bread in store. Subway always smells like bread. Are you a bit dim?

>>14779293

>>14785010
No bread smells like Subway bread. And Subway bread doesn't smell like the smell of a Subway out in the street.

>>14779591
Lel, hi Pat

>>14785088
Why are you allowed to buy slaves with food stamps but not cash?

>>14784947
people who allow themselves to be exploited deserve it, it is natural

>>14784876
What if i'm already out and decide to run by the grocery store? Not always realistic.

>>14778751
>I don’t eat or drink dairy
>I go in with a list, budget and self control
>again, I have self control
>I use a hand basket
>I always go in with headphones
>I don’t go in to browse, I get what I need and get out
Stop being an NPC

>>14778751
>Why is it ok for grocery stores to use proven psychological abuse to increase your spending?

Why are we so sure supermarkets were built this way and not the fact that we associated supermarket with these feelings instead?
Psychology is such a fucking useless "science"

>>14783080
>Subway has specific aroma cartridges
I worked at Subway and I don't recall anything about changing aroma cartridges my dude

>>14785097
The smell is more noticeable when it's being pumped out of the air vents and oven into the street.

>>14785097
Thank you for answering my question.

>>14778751

If you recognise all these tricks used why can't you train your mind to ignore them?

I bring a shopping list and stick to it. I am not so weak of mind that I will get tempted to buy sweeties 'because they are their in front of me'. Even if I do sporadically buy something which was not on my shopping list it's never more than a few £ to my overall shopping bill and it happens few and far between shops so it isn't a big deal anyway.

>>14785225
NO, IT'S THEIR FAULT I'M AN IMPULSIVE RETARD, NOT MINE!

>>14778800
In the UK the dairy tends to be one of the first aisles. The first couple are refrigerated - the walk from the storerooms to the cold aisle isn't going to spoil the milk. We also don't mist the produce....

>>14785272
While we don't mist fruit, I've never not known milk to be placed at the back, furtherst from the door as any supermarket.

>>14778751
>he doesn't walk through the isles in a zigzag pattern browsing the store's wares
Psychological tricks don't work when you're aggressively and objectively analyzing each individial product. Usually i'll grab a novelty product like a foreign drink or fruit to enjoy after work. I've never been enticed by the pile of oreos near the milk or the mountain of chips near the front door. I can't imagine you could want that shit and be of sound mind.

>>14785097
>No bread smells like Subway bread.
Except for Subway bread. Which smells just like the inside of the restaurant (mixed with the scent of deli meat, pickles and veggies). God you're dumb.

>keto
>Have almost 0 reasons to go into middle lanes.
>Just circle the store for everything I need and stay diet friendly.

Get some will power anon.

>>14779628
>Social engineering and predatory marketing should be entirely outlawed
You have to define these; what constitutes "social engineering"? Is it having your store layout incidentally set up optimally, or only if you're caught knowing that you optimally set it up on purpose? You have to provide some sort of boundary or limit on what would make this illegal, and why you're going to come after store owners with lethal force for doing this.

Dis nigga be needin' watercraft to go grocery shopping.

>>14778762
I came here to see how long it would take for someone to call businesses Jewish for trying to make money. I was not surprised.

>>14779119
It's just small-brained people trying to sound smart. Pay them no mind.

>>14778751
>doesn't know to just do one lap around the outside of the store
manlet
>>>/bant/

>>14786033
You are on 4chan. Almost everyone here is fucking retarded.

usually i notice they put donuts next to the bakery, and those cocksuckers want me purchasing cookies on the way to the bathroom

My girlfriend falls for literally every trick but she also pays for all of the food so I keep my mouth shut (mostly).

>>14786066
> donuts next to the bakery
Yeah that’s definitely the Jews.

>>14786066
>donuts next to the bakery
Holy shit this is madness, the bakery should only have foods with bread

>>14778762

Maybe in America. The store I go to is legit Lebanese owned. And I don't live anywhere near Europe. Food is amazing even the prepared meals.

i have the reverse of this problem where because my local supermarket has two levels and keeps all of the cleaning supplies upstairs, i am forever forgetting to get crap

i've used shampoo instead of dish soap too many times

>>14783080
McDonald's does the same in their fryer oil, I went to a food science conference years ago that had a talk from the designer of the current US smell. They change it for different countries. It's supposed to subtly mimic the old beef fat smell.

>>14784370
>>14784370
Prove it
Post pic

>>14778762

only TWO posts in and it's already ruined by a chud

>>14779199
i live in a studio apartment by myself. someone, anyone...

>>14789589
13 bags of 2.5kg each.
I only bought 1 bag at first because I did not know it was cheap, had to make the freezer ready and drive back to the store.

>>14779235
Those aisles have been programmed from like 40+ years ago, longer ago than most of us have alive. They're programmed to make people into cattle and show shit that nobody really wants.

>>14789684
What's wrong with that? Maybe you get some peace and quiet.

>>14789684
I sure as hell love having my own place apartment or not where I'm the one paying for it and get peace and quiet and if I want guests in then it's up to me.

Only retards think that stupid upper west side Manhattan show "friends" is really reality, anything from the upper west side of manhattan is full of shit, like wienfeld.

How can people at their age not afford their own places to live, they have to be completely stupid.

>go to store
>stupid directional and six feet markers on the floor
>every aisle is mandated to move in opposite directions
>basically you are only allowed to snake through the aisles
>nobody is obeying the directional markers
>i'm trying to just because i want to see how bad this works out
>every single aisle entrance has someone standing blocking it because they're standing really far away from the next person waiting to check out
>can't go down any aisle, literally all of them have families standing around, moving in wrong direction, or stock clerks stocking during a rush with their giant wheely bois blocking the products
>have to loop around the entire store just to go down the first aisle
>do it in the correct direction
>three people pass me in the wrong way
>go to the next aisle in correct direction
>even the manager of the store is walking towards me in the wrong direction
i don't know what they meant to accomplish here other than to waste time. it's working really well. goes like this every time i go shopping. i find it both amusing and annoying as hell.

>enter based azn market
>they have all these actual sale items as soon as you enter
>fucking basketfull of veggies for $10

How do they do it?

>>14790103
Tax evasion and financial fraud.

>>14778907
Angles and dangles from submarines.

>>14790147
I've done AML for a while and people would be surprised at what others try to get away with, its just goofy.

Doing AML professionsally over time can make one jaded, that's no joke.

>>14779218
i go in everyday for booze, and i understand that it would be cheaper and less of a time waste if i got it in bulk, but i've tried this, and it just results in me going in the next day for booze, just with more pale skin, bloodshot eyes, and a shaky, shifty demeanor. believe you me, nigger, i don't want to see you every day either

>>14790081
Based autist

>>14779259
Must be nice to not have any connections with other human beings so it's only your own thought processes you have to worry about. The fact that those anons are complaining about this at all means they weren't deceived and are just insulted by the attempt. But it DOES trick people sometimes, or else they wouldn't specifically do .99 instead of just the closest dollar.

>>14785167
Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.

>>14779041
King Kong didn't care about no stinking building architecture.

>>14779218
Some people who prefer frozen food don't own a freezer, so they come every day and trickle-feed on easy frozen meals.