/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14775124
Decrease your alcohol intake, since it's very unhealthy, my friend.

This is called "alcoholism", and it's all downhill from here. Stop right now while it's still relatively easy. Seriously.

Well the best choice would be to take a month or two off drinking. then excercise and detox to reset your system. Other than that start shooting vodka I always have a solid pleasant buzz on vodka with a very minimal to no hangover.

>>14775135
fuck, but I love being drunk since I can shitpost on 4chan and forget about my existence
>>14775143
is it really that easy to be an alcoholic? I can't stop now. When I'm sober I'm literally suicidal and booze makes me calm down

>>14775124
>beer
Just drink liquor
If I "just" want to get drunk, two shots of Everclear and I'm there.

>>14775163
Can I have your stuff when you die?

>>14775124
The eventual move to liquor is nigh my alcoholic fren. It only gets worse from here unless you stop. Im not asking or telling you to stop.

Does anyone know how to remove the denaturing chemicals from denatured alcohol?

>>14775180
see
>>14775168

>>14775180
Just drink it. It never hurt me.

>>14775124
Bro, are you me? I drank a 12 pack last weekend but didn't even get drunk because I ate a meal. I drank another 12 pack the next weekend and only ate chips and was able to get reasonably drunk. It wasn't fun at all though, I just spent most of the day crying about random shit.

>>14775163
What's wrong with your life, my friend?

>>14775200
I'm in uni studying a meme degree that will get me nowhere
No gf (virgin)
My "friends" don't care about me at all
My family thinks I'm a waste of space
Working a dead end job where I spend all my salary for booze
Is there a reason for me not to an hero?

waaaaa i can't control my drinkies im sad =(

>>14775212
just go live in a forest for a year you will probably feel better.

>>14775124
2 pints of cheap vodka and a few beers will get you there.

>>14775212
Consider this: the majority of people in the world are so worse off than you, they would give an arm and a leg to trade places.

You have so much life ahead of you, you just need to try and to want to try.

>>14775214
Based
>>14775212
>No gf (virgin)
I am this guy >>14775196. Listen to me anon, take the hookerpill. The next logical step after becoming an alcoholic virgin is to be an alcoholic whore monger. We're waiting for you over at /trv/, bro.

>>14775124
If you're trying to get drunk why would you even bother with beer? Beer isn't for getting drunk it's for getting a light buzz you hold onto to make evenings out more fun and easier to unwind at.

To get drunk you drink liquor. And don't be a fag who sips whiskey. Find some cocktails you like and can mix. Pick your poison.

Options number two is lose weight. Your tolerance being more than before is likely tied to gaining a lot of fucking weight. Unfortunately you'll need to limit drinking to make that possible as your body is more focused on the poison in your bloodstream than burning fat. But limiting how much you drink will also help with reducing your tolerance.

And most liquors have zero calories themselves so unlike the 12 bottles of liquid bread you consume every Saturday, it won't add to the problems quite as much.

Switch to another drug like pot, then rotate back and forth the two whenever you notice a tolerance spike

>>14775228
>Beer isn't for getting drunk it's for getting a light buzz you hold onto to make evenings out more fun and easier to unwind at.
What personality/mental defect causes people to need to be buzzed to unwind? I never understood this. I like beer but being buzzed to me just feels awful.

>>14775241
You have to be over the age of 18 to post here

>>14775228
personally I can get drunk off beer and control it for the most part. Every time I drink liquor I blackout because I can't pace myself.

>>14775241
I'm an introvert and that lead to a lot of social anxiety. Just a light buzz turns that off for me. I stop overthinking every little thing, I stop getting distracted in conversations and becoming lost in my own world in a corner, and I start engaging more and participating and being friendly.

That was me 8 years ago first starting though. I've gone past the point of needing that. Alcohol was a much needed crutch for me and I'd have been lost without it. It does help you relax and unwind regardless though. A stressful day melts away at the pub with friends.

>>14775221
yeah, you should be grateful to be suffering in such luxury. With some asceticism you'll have 60 or 70 more years of life to look forward to.

retard

>feel like a shitty depressed person everyday
>still never once drank alcohol like a fag

Feels fuckin' good.

>>14775212
You fucking idiot. You're so self-centered you really have no idea how good you have it.

>>14775124
Breh just start boofing liquor

>>14775352
>hey should we invite anon to the party, he looks down.
>no he doesn't drink and he's one of those idiots who is super pretentious about not drinking.

Well anon good for you.

>>14775124
If you're serious about being an actual non-functioning alcoholic, You need vodka. Simple as.

>>14775330
>yeah, you should be grateful to be suffering in such luxury
His "suffering" is self made.

Virginity isn't worth crying over. At his age, he'll either need some heartbreaking experience to learn that, or to increase his dating market value.

Being good with people might take some people practice. If you're capable of empathy and you have an interest of some kind, you can make friends.

>family
fuck em

>dead end job
He's in college. This isn't his career. Ideally you can at least read at your job, get ahead on some work or pass the time. If not, and your job is brain dead enough, just put your imagination to work. Being bored is a choice unless you're stupid.

>>14775487
>tfw used to be anti-drinking, but charismatic enough to get invited anyway and not sperg over other people having a good time
Literally just don't be an asshole.

>>14775486
This but unironically. Soak tampons in lab grade ethanol and shove them up your ass. It's fucking great.

>>14775512
>tfw used to be anti-drinking, but charismatic
No, you were pity invited, no one wants to drink around sober people, it's a different mindset, you can't be trusted with drunk talk

>>14775228
>And most liquors have zero calories themselves

are you retarded?

>>14775124
Agmatine Sulfate

>>14775163
the real question is, how can you be this deep into it and not realize that this is textbook alcoholism?
it's same as any vice, the more you have the more you want and there's no way to Have Some without Wanting More. The more you drink the better it tastes.
Financial problems are the least of your worries, at least if they're the canary in the coalmine that makes you realize this lifestyle is unsustainable, thank God for that at least.

The good news is that your sensation of depression and hopelessness while sober is literally a side-effect of the substance you're consuming, and while it may take a while to adjust, if you aren't still drinking, sobriety will NOT feel that way.

Good luck and take care, the weight of your unchecked baggage only grows as you try to escape it.

>drinking beer to get drunk

Ugh. Too much liquid. Just drink liquor.

>>14775606
How many calories are in the vodka you drink anon. Before you add that shitty mixer you use.

>>14775124
Drink liquor baby

>>14775163
>when I'm sober I'm suicidal
>drinking calms me down
ah yes that's what addicts call "the Fear"
taper off while you still have a chance
>t. former hardcore alcoholic
i would have fits of rage and eventually couldn't sleep at night unless i was drinking
stop being a slave to your compulsions

>>14775679
A shot of vodka contains around 100 calories retard

>>14775679
12 shots of vodka isn't nearly as bad as 12 beers but you're still looking at nearly 1000 calories

>>14775704
whats the fear?

>>14775541
It's understandable why you'd think that, but no.

>>14775536
I mean i like things in my ass just like every other guy but this is a whole new level i dont think im ready for

>>14775487
I don't drink, but I don't care if others do.

>>14775727
the overwhelming sense of impending doom that hits addicts hard and drives them to suicidal ideation or insanity
some people go full psychosis, others develop obsessive-compulsive behaviors or trigger dormant mental illnesses like schizophrenia or manic depression
then they self-medicate by drinking the stuff that put them there in the first place
look up GABA dump and serotonin fatigue in relation to alcoholism

>>14775124
I'm late to the thread but lol 12 beers gets you wasted? Honestly stop now. Other people have said it but seriously.

I can drink a huge bottle of vodka and chase that with a box of beer. No one can tell I'm drunk and my motor function is fine but some hangovers I've had, I have prayed for death or chased the hangover then had panic attacks becoming sober.

Weed instead brah.

>>14775124
switch to hard liquor

What's a good fall beer that isn't just a drowned pumpkin?

>>14776084
hard apple cider fresh from the local orchard

>>14776084
October fest ofc

Congratulations, you played yourself. I slam exactly 2 beers a week one right after the other and get good and buzzed every time. A case of beer lasts me a damn quarter of the year almost.

>>14775124
Try jesus for a while while you abstain and lose all your tolerance. Better yet, fast (like jesus) because losing weight can reduce tolerance too. Also read the bible

My family (moms part) have a strong tendency for alcoholism and i can chug a bottle of vodka and not pass out. Thank god i hate the flavor of alcohol or i would be a monster

>>14776224
>Thank god i hate the flavor of alcohol or i would be a monster
Oh yeah, it's the flavour of alcohol everyone loves

>>14776230
Depends on the drink. But i only get drunk with hard liquor and it tastes like shit

>>14776230
If everyone hates the flavor of alcohol, explain sommeliers.

>>14776230
Not everyone is an alcoholic retard, some people actually drink for the taste believe it or not.

>>14776230
I can't do shots since it tastes so fucking awful, even more expensive vodka, but I love the faggy mixed drinks. Ive recently began drinking whiskey, seems to be a good in-between.

>>14775196
>>14775124
Mfw when I can drink whole Tennessee Jack daniels 945 ml bottle wtihout getting drunk.
How can i kms?

>>14775124
Stop trying to get drunk on fucking beer and get something stronger, retard.