/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Salt (beyond seasoning, I can cure fish and whatever animals my dumb ass can outsmart)
Habanero peppers

If you consider oil an ingredient, then Olive Oil. If not, then onions.

Beans rice water

>>14775534
>Rice
>rum
>limes

I'm assuming there's going to be good fishing on the island. The limes are good for fish and rice but also for a good grog. If I'm going to be living on a deserted island I won't be doing it sober.

>>14775534
What kind of desserts, faggot?

asahi beer
hearts of palm
triple cream brie

>>14775534
>> A deserted island? or a Desert Island? Is there drinking water?

Water, chicken eggs, salt

>>14775567
Chocolate tarts

high fructose corn syrup, butter, MSG

>>14775570
Chickens would be better than just eggs, with chickens you can make more chickens instead of just eggs.

Vodka
Salmon Roe
Flour (for blini)

>>14775534
Avocados (human body can survive entirely on them)
Steak
Salt

Simple as.

>>14775556
Water purification tables or something to detect whether or not some water is pure or not. A good thing to bring is a FM 21-61.

>>14775707
I actually had in mind hatching a few chickens from some of the eggs, but either way would be good.

>>14775739
I think that after being stranded on some island eggs might not be viable but some live hens and roosters might be.

>>14775737

Iodine pills would suffice. The problem was that OP was really vague about what is considered an “ingredient.”

>>14775754
Yeah but maybe only if some nuclear thing. If the island is in some ocean then iodine might be got from the ocean water if evaporated out.

>>14775728
Fool. You absolute fool!
It's a bloody island! There's infinite salt in the water! And the ocean is full of fish, which are a much healthier and tastier thing the human body can more easily survive entirely on.

And if you have all that fish what do you need the steak for?

A knife might be best, from that other things can be made, especially if there are crazy cannibals on that island.

>>14775753
I suppose. I rashly assummed that "endless supply" meant that I'd be getting fresh "good" egg shipments regularly. The rules of the game aren;t all that clear and it's easy to poke holes when that's the case. So I will change eggs, to Chickens, since I'm not on the island yet.

A magnifying lens too, fire can be made from that.

>>14775789
Aye

>>14775737
>>14775754
Iodine tablets don't kill parasites or protozoa, which are the most common causes of contaminated water. They're honestly a pretty shit thing and should only be used when no other form of water purification/filtration is available.

>>14775774
Oh yea? OH YEA?!?? Well here's somethign you didn't think of buddy. Here's something you didn't contemplate. I don't fucking LIKE fish, you goddamn jester. Also no one said you had a fishing pole!

>>14775821
If stranded on some island in the middle of nowhere you might learn to like fish and sea creatures, you might have no other choice. One can't be too picky of an eater in that situation.

>>14775821
You're a mindless animal Churchhill, I'll decide your punishment when your fit to receive it.

>>14775821
With improvisation one can make a fishing pole or just use a knife and do the stabbity stab thing. Crabs and other crustactions are pretty easy to catch, also they can be used as bait to catch birdos.

>>14775840
I'd rather DIE! Don't you know about how much mercury is concentrated in fish? Do you even care?!? I am neither a madman or a fool, sir! I will not subjugate myself to your mundane torments!

>>14775855
I demand to be able to watch that Tom Hanks movie for Island survival tips... also tips on how to use an ice skate in dentistry and so forth.

>>14775858
Yeah but according to OP this some desserted island, who knows where? If it's life and death then you likely wont be too concerned about mercery in sea good or even be able to know about it.

A mirror would be good too for signaling a plane.

>>14775834
>>14775855
Pray tell how you would fashion a fishing spear when your island is deserted?

>>14775862
I'd go for the real folk like USN SEALs instead of some faggy hollywood movie.

>>14775821
IT'S AN ISLAND! Go climb a tree and get a stick! You can make a rope net from pineapple husks! Go spear some crabs if you don't like fish!

And I don't like Avocados!

>>14775869
deserted just means no people on it. not devoid of animal life and plants.

>>14775869
I'd have a knife which I mentioned before, then I can cut something into a spear from a little bit of a tree.

>>14775873
You will receive unlimited avocados then. Special ruling by the Island Games committee.

>>14775858
On a deserted island far off in the middle of the ocean the mercury levels of fish are lower because of significantly lower levels of pollution.

Besides, eating fucking steak every day is going to be worse for you than the mercury in twice as much fish.

One can improvise a cutting implement from sea shells.

>>14775879
>>14775880
Dessert islands have no trees.

>>14775882
I'd want something with citrus to avoid scurvy.

>>14775882
Can I at least get a supply of pico de gallo and rice? How else am I supposed to eat all this avocado and sea food?

>>14775895
hahaha, OP said deserted, not desert.

>>14775895
See, the rules aren't even clear on THAT. How the hell are you supposed to make life-critical contest decisions if the rules aren't clear?!!

>>14775897
Limes are a more easily stored source of citrus, and they go great with fish.

>>14775897
Avocados have vitamin C. No citrus for you.

>>14775898
Use the coconuts as dishes.

>>14775534
>potato
>chicken
>apple

>>14775898
Yes. But only 3 tubs a week. It'll be nice and fresh though. Sent by drone.

>>14775904
Why not? Are you hoarding it all for yourself?

>>14775900
I feel foolish.

With all that time one might be able to do some fermentation as well, that's a good way to get drunk and watch stuff.

>>14775918
Cute doggo :-)

>>14775895
If there are no trees then I would have to require one of my "ingredients" is something flammable. This is an important distinction because there are a lot of other things needed to survive on a deserted island than just food. And while an island populated by trees, grases, etc., might have everything you need to survive, a desert island rather than deserted, like a literal sandbar, food is the least of your worries.

>>14775902
What kind of scenario is Op running here? A shoddy operation if I've ever seen one...

>>14775927
That's why a lens is good, even some glasses can be used.

>>14775534
Assuming I have fresh water and salt/fish from the ocean - probably avocados, live chickens, and bread

>>14775916
Yes. Also limes are just unripe lemons. So it is declared. Deal with it.

>>14775931
Is that waltzing Matilda?

>>14775935
You can make fresh water from salt water from the ocean, you just need a catcher to evaporate it or get it from rain.

>>14775931
This really is the worst sort of reality TV show he's planning. No mention of prizes either. I want to know about the prizes, not just about the vast supply of chickens I'm going to get.

>>14775534
pasta
pecorino romano
black pepper

>>14775937
No, they're different. Look it up and try to prove your assertion.

>>14775949
gimmie dah monies, I want dah monies!

>>14775951
Yes but he declared it. In this strange world, that makes it so.

>>14775953
Well? I mean there has to SOME point to all of this.

>>14775954
That's the point, he declared it therefore it's on him to prove it out. Limes and lemons are not the same.

>>14775534
Flour, sugar, and yeast. The water and salt I'll get from the sea

>>14775959
Cute chicks?

>>14775951
You have been lied to by the lobbyist for Big Citrus™. Limes are just unripe lemons, and Oranges are over-ripe grapefruits.

>>14775960
You know this. I know this... He knows this, but he called dibbs... Limes in this reality, are now unripe lemons. It's a new alternate fact.

>>14775534
Boats
Fuel for the boats
People to drive the boats and me back to land

>>14775969
Oh noes! Big citrus has got me now!

>>14775969
Then why are grapefruit bigger than oranges but limes smaller than lemons? Explain!

>>14775967
They do look cute. And they peep.

>>14775940
I am a cunt in spirit, but not nationality, sorry mate.

>>14775971
You all died of dehydration before arriving. Too bad.

A sextant is good, maybe a compass and a straight edge, maybe a string.

>>14775976
They lose water as they ripen? Could this be it?

>>14775979
Don't be sorry m8, be yourself.

Knowledge for knowing how to use a sextant.

you guys are retarded and will die quickly of nutritional deficiency. for me,

>eggs
>bread
>milk

>>14775996
Endless french toast for you then.

>>14775992
Why not just ask for a solar powered GPS unit?

>>14775987
Yes.

>>14775534
Rotisserie chicken, bread and cheddar cheese block

>>14776008
Because something like that would likely crap out on during some crash on a deserted island. They're very fragile.

>>14776009
Bundy Bee

>>14775534
Salt, eggs, milk.
>>14775971
>arrive on the island
>boats arrive in pieces
>fuel arrives
>people arrive, skinned and dressed for consumption
Better get cooking faghoula

>>14776010
Why not go for hardtack and a block of cheddar?

>>14775926
he like to garden

>>14775534
Beans, Squash, Corn, Indian style.

>>14775534
live chickens, avocado, fresh water

>>14775534
PIEROGI PIEROGI PIEROGI

>>14775534
gun
bullets

I don't need the third ingredient

>>14775534
Frijoles
Tortillas
Cheese

>>14775534
Rice
Salt
Oranges

>>14775534

Travis Scott Impossible burgers with seared bite
Grandma Ramsay grilled-cheese fuckups
Taco Bell Dorito Volcano Cheeto Mountain Dew pizzas

>>14776481
Knife
The problem with a gun is that you'll need something to clean it out and bullets will run out.

>>14776723
With a knife one can make arrows and a bow, then you can shoot fishies and savage enemies.

Savages might even think a bow is some kind of magic and worship you like a king, especially if you know the third degree.

1 female goat
Taters
1 cherry tree

>>14777055
Kinky!

Poppers, lubricant, Barron Trump.

>>14775534
Pork shoulder
Onions
Olive oil

>>14777080
Don't forget the cosby/clinton roofies

Oil (and save the glass or plastic containers to get sea water to evaporate into salt)

Chickens (make me some both chickens and eggs)

The finest malt liquor money can buy

>>14776481
>the island is deserted
It's a deserted island

Pigs
Chickens
Salt

/thread

Coconut (shredded)
Coconut water
Sea salt

Asian LadyBoi, McChicken, Vodka.

do amerifats really have entire islands filled with desserts that they go on vacation to for a month every year so they can wander around eating junk food and make themselves even fatter?

>Cows
>Potatoes
>Spring Greens

>>14777731
yes

>>14777789
my god...

>>14775534
Pizza
Water
Mc chicken

>>14775534
Flour
Water
Salt

Do you get anything as far as tools? Specifically a large pot to cook with and distill sea water into fresh water and salt?

Live female chicks.
Yellow onions.
Whole wheatberries.

Chicks will grow into hens. Hens I don't eat will lay eggs. Chicks will also cast off soft down which I can use for bedding. Basically a three-fer. Beyond just eating them, slaughtered hens can be rendered for cooking fat. The bones can also be used for stock.
Onions because onions. But also, if you allow them to grow, you get onion greens, which have a different taste.
Wheatberries for flour, as a side dish grain (think rice), porridge etc.

would a 12 year old girl count as an ingredient?

>>14775534
poptarts
gum
chicken

>>14775987
>>14776009
>>14776020
killer bees

>>14775534
>dessert island
Sprinkles and chocolate syrup.

>>14778446
>popfarts
>cum
What the fuck

1. Beer.
2. Roasted pork belly (with crispy skin).
3. Orangutans (male, flanged, live).

>>14777731
Of course they do, as do other countries. They are called "Cruise Ships"

>>14778730
This had no business making me laugh you fuck

>>14775534
Human milk for sustenance, extra virgin olive oil to help with starting fires and coconuts for pelting at undesired animals and human visitors.

>>14775534
Rice, lard, and honey.

>salt, fish, water would already be plentiful in the environment
>could make fish & fried rice
>grind the rice down into flour to use as breading or to make simple rice pastries
>could ferment the honey for booze, maybe find some coconut meat to throw in as a mash

>>14777731
>he's never toured Ice Cream Mountain

>Retards not including water in the ingredient list
The state of /ck

>>14779615
Yeah that means a lot from frog posters and whatever from you types.

posting in a retard thread

Fagot simpsons posters too, hypocrites all.

meat, cheese and beer

>>14779632
oreos and mints to clear the palette

>>14779615
Retard.

>>14779712
Double retard

>>14779712
>>14779731
Fuck this. I'm not going to get stuck on the island with these two

>>14775707
>endless supply of chickens
Definitely a monkey paw scenario

>>14775534
Poptarts, MRE spaget and Pickles.

>>14775534
Stock pots.

>>14779794
Just the pots? What will you eat?

>>14779797
Stock pots.
Paste works better, every time.

1 meat
2 potatoes
3 my love for Hitler (already endless)

sleeman honey lager
MSG
olive oil

>>14775707
So what, you just going to inseminate those chickens yourself?

>>14779821
>MSG

>>14779824
holy fuck

>>14779824
Some of those chickens are kind of cute, they just want it if you know what I mean.

an entire tuna
rice
and chickpeas

this thread sucks

Cunny, snus and rum

>>14780047
this image makes me wonder about all the people who must do detailed work creating all these images for so many thoughtless people to repost them infinitely.
not to call you thoughtless. but, I'm curious where you found this image, and who made it for what purpose

>>14775534
potato, beans and fresh water

>>14780308
i don't remember twas a long time ago

>>14779824
"Chickens" could be either hens or roosters.

>>14775534
Beer
Beef
A blowtorch or some other tool that can create fire. My brainlet ass can't start one with a stick.

>>14775534
chickens- get chicken and eggs with this
potatoes- love em
vodka- get drunk with

>>14775534
3 goats, you can make anything with a goat.

>>14775873
>You can make a rope net from pineapple husks!
because its that bloody easy. you go make some pineapple ropes m8

>>14775534
Tobacco
Alcohol
Cocaine
Might as well feel good about dieing alone on an island

>>14780356
>Fuck marry kill

What already exists on the island? Fish, hogs, other wildlife? What kind of fruits? Do cocoa pods or chilies grow on it? There's a lot to this scenario.

>>14775534
Salt
Butter
And garlic

>>14775534
wine
steak
black pepper

good eatins

mango, beans and water. Mangos because I love them and couldn't live without them, beans because they're filling and have protein and water because idk if i'd be able to get water on the island

>>14775534
cool ranch and nacho cheese

>>14775534
>ingredient 1
Big Mac with extra mac sauce
>ingredient 2
hot and crunch fries
>ingredient 3
Large ice cold coca cola, ahhh.

Bada ba ba ba. I'm lovin' it.

Easy, eggs, steak, and butter

cows
coffee
vodka

>>14775534
bread
nutella
mangoes

>>14781495
BUH BUH BUH BAAAAAASED

>>14775534
>clean, drinkable water or water purification tablets that work on fucking ocean water
>lemons
>rice
This way I don't get gum disease or some horrendous shit, I have plenty to drink and a way to boil meat/fish/veggies I find, and I don't starve.

beer
breast milk still in the breasts
eggs

if im on the island its no longer deserted

>>14775534
salt
water
coconuts

corn
wheat
live cow
i can make most things i enjoy

I've come to the conclusion that the only correct answer here is:

Flour
Chicken (lays eggs obviously)
Water

Infinite weed
Gaming PC
Horny 16 year old girl

>>14785233
>(endless supply)

>>14775534
mixed seeds
Veal whole
Salt

>>14785295
Changing salt for instant coffee type A

>>14785233
what if the horny 16yo smashes your pc and smokes all your weed

prosecco
shrimp

is it infinite ingredients? then just ice and raspberry sauceso I can freeze the entire world in sweet crimson

>wheat
>coconuts
>use unlimited wheat to make rope and tie coconuts together into a raft

EZ.

>>14785311
There's an endless supply of all three of those things, though.

Skippy natural peanut butter, spam, whole wheat bread

>>14785682
this guy gets it

Wine to kill time and mix with fruit.
Rice for calories and to go with what ever I can fish, hunt or scavenge
Vitamin Powder so I don't die from some deficiency.

ehhh spaghetti meatballs and a da pizzapie

1/ Male pig.
2/ Female pig.
3/ Slam pig.

Potatoes
Cabbage
Vegetable broth

Water
Egg
Salt

Stop giving meme replies with live animals or finished products.

As long as the cow bitch itsn't stupid enough to crush up the barrels of bourbon and rum I'll make due.

>>14775534
water
potatoes
apples

Well... Flour, sugar and a knife..... See with water and flour and sugar I can make bread its not that hard and the knife is just to till things or build

>>14776723
>you will need something to clean it out
Not if you get something ultra-reliable and low maintenance like an oldschool WWI revolver. Those shits could be buried in mud for 10 years and still fire

>>14775534
infinite komboucha means I could make my own clothing and tools with it. maybe sails for a ship.

infinite rice cakes so I could build a house and maybe a barge type boat

infinite mcdoubles because you don't really need anything else

>>14780308
I made wojak edits before it was cool and nobody reposted them and I even deleted the folder so they're gone forever.

Red wine
Onions
Butter

If I don't want to drink alcohol I just let the bottles(?) aerate for a day or two and I'll have grape juice. Onions are great when fried in butter. Butter and onion also enhances anything else I might catch or find.

raw milk
corn
beef
i could make cheese, butter, bourbon, chips, steaks, burgers, tacos, etc.

COW IS NOT AN INGREDIENT. STOP NAMING WHOLE ASS ANIMALS AND PREPARED MEALS. HE SAID INGREDIENTS.

>>14790120
Who died and made you the autist king?

>>14775534

Is it a tropical island?

Or more like a cold desolate bunch of rocks in the south atlantic near antarctica?

Tropical:
Sugar
Rice
Lemons

Cold island:
80%abv vodka
Pork
Potatoes

>>14775534
instant ramen
eggs
lemons
if I had a fourth option, butter, or maybe replace lemons with it, but I want some sourness and I don't want to be scurvy.
I guess eggs could make bait for fish, and I could get salt from the ocean. do we have any fruit trees or herbs on the island?

Assuming I can catch fish and pick fruit on the island:

-Schneider Weisse
-Brie
-Baguettes

>>14788903
Raw milk? As opposed to?

LSD makes the days go by.
Rope made from coconut husks naturally
3 goats

>>14790369
Pasteurized.

>>14790430
Ahh that makes sense. This retard thread is rubbing off on me

>all these retards citing animals not realizing unlimited animals means unlimited animal shit to clean up
Enjoy your island of dung

>>14790449
>not using the dung as both a fuel source and convenient building material
It's the 200IQ play.

>>14790462
Enjoy your island of dung huts.

>>14775534
Water, salt, and potatoes.

>>14790542
Wait, no.
Water, Potatoes, and Salted Butter.

>>14790581
I'm sorry the island Games committee has decided to reject your choice and allow you only avocados

>>14790703
Bro.

>>14790120
people that own deep freezers often buy half cows
https://www.farmfoodsmarket.com/products/half-grass-fed-cow-x-all-costs-covered-including-free-shipping?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=7421279190&utm_term=&utm_content=392346183098&adgroupid=81125147736&device=c&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI66yUg_eC7AIVTuDICh1zAwWhEAQYBSABEgIQavD_BwE

>>14775780
>ingredients
what are your favorite knife recipes

>>14791298
>he doesn't season his knife instead of the meat
ngtmi

>>14785233
If you have infinite girls post menstrual and no means of BC your island is going to get over populated. Or one of the horny girls will be a lesbian and over throw your rule.

>>14775534
cum, bull penises and cucumbers.

Why are people calling those who have salt or water as their ingredients retarded? You can't drink ocean water, and I suppose you could salt your fish and whatever with salt water but that might make it soggy.

>>14791298
for me it's the egg knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFCNUvFEVFY

>>14780308
Iirc it was proven there was like one guy commissioning hundreds of these from an artist. The artist eventually ousted him because the artist was sick of seeing them get posted.

>>14791436
no that's the soyjak one. brainlet wojak is older than that, and grew more naturally.

Chicken breast
Salt
Broccoli

>>14775534
Water
Whey
Arabica Beans

>>14791395
it''s not that hard to desalinize water on a small scale which leaves you with fresh water and sea salt

>>14775534
rice
eggs
kale

Sweet Potatoes
Flour
Sugar
I suppose if I’m on this island I would have salt and a couple spices/herbs and I could dig a well for fresh water.

eggs bread milk

>>14791526
Good luck making a solar still without an insulating material, or collecting condensate from boiling saltwater without a pot.

fried chicken, pizza

>>14775534
Beef steak, potatoes, french cheese

>>14775556
Way to waste an ingredient, you can have salt just buy drying sea water

>>14791689
sweet potatoes / sugar is redundant, you can make sugar out of the sweet potato and that would leave you room for a protein, preferably a fatty meat so you also have oil for frying

>>14778362
Plus you can fuck the hens.

any fatty cut of beef
bread
hazelnut spread

although if you really want to be anal then sub bread for wheat and hazelnut for orange marmalade

>>14775534
Eggs, milk, bread

>>14775534
Next time you do one of these you should be a bit more specific with the rules.

>>14775534

beans (ranch style), tomato(rotel), avocado

3 lucky anons in this thread

Buffalo, Gin, Limes

>>14790132
You ruin the point of the question by doing it. Dont even bother with dumb meme answer replies.

>>14791261
Being able to fit something in a fridge doesn't qualify it as an ingredient. You ever seen a recipe call for "1- Cow".

>>14795135
sounds like a hell of a mixed drink

>>14795015
4 anon trapped on a island with out food, what could possibly go wrong... they all starve to death on separate corners of the island without ever talking to each other once

>>14795627
>You ever seen a recipe call for "1- Cow".
no but i've seen plenty of recipes call for 3 different cuts of beef to be ground together to make a killer burger

>>14795627
spam requires 1 whole pig