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14767015

Anonymous Sun Sep 20 06:05:00 2020 No.14767015 [Reply] [Original]

My onion came as I cut into it. Is this normal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 06:06:09 2020 No.14767017 no, put it back in before the cops arrest you sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 06:27:38 2020 No.14767077 >>14767015 You got a masochist onion. It's common.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 06:31:07 2020 No.14767089 IT WAS JUST A BUD YOU SICK FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 06:32:11 2020 No.14767090 >>14767015 came from where?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 06:39:16 2020 No.14767096 >>14767090 It just kinda spurted out of the opening as I did your typical cut through the ends >>14767077 I'm a dude, does this mean my onion is gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 06:52:49 2020 No.14767124 >>14767015 It just wants to make friends, cut it out, plant it and grow more, then you'll have more friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 07:05:57 2020 No.14767144 >>14767015 It's normal, I think it happens with fresher onions that haven't dried out as much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 07:29:31 2020 No.14767181 Wut are we going to do on the cutting board, Oniichan? >nakadashi

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 07:57:45 2020 No.14767232 you should take it as a compliment OP

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 11:17:25 2020 No.14767828 Its because you knife is dull as fuck and squeezed out the juice from the cells and fibers of the onions. I can see from here how dull it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 11:25:03 2020 No.14767854 Coominion

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 11:27:53 2020 No.14767861 >>14767015 If it came then you should inseminate it fast, then you'll have babby onions growing and they'll be your friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 11:30:21 2020 No.14767871 >>14767015 If your ingredient don't cum when you handle then you are a shit cook. You are starting to master

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 11:30:49 2020 No.14767873 >HAHAHAHA ONION EJACULATED >HAHA [unfunny joke/pun] but does anyone have a serious explanation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 11:34:21 2020 No.14767885 >>14767015 You picked a male onion. The female ones don't have that white liquid in them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 11:35:43 2020 No.14767888 >>14767873 you were already given on >>14767828

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 11:43:57 2020 No.14767911 >>14767885 female onions definitely do, you're just not handling them right

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 12:02:30 2020 No.14767969 >>14767873 Occam's Razer, nibba. What's more likely: a grandiose scheme involving onion enzymes and (((them)))? Or a cut into an onion that made it come?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 12:15:35 2020 No.14768024 >>14767873 >My onion came as I cut into it >I can't believe everyone is making these stupid immature ejaculation jokes >:(

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 12:22:29 2020 No.14768051 >>14767015 It means you leveled up as a cook.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 12:36:36 2020 No.14768112 >>14768024 i wasn't OP but you are a contradictory fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 12:38:34 2020 No.14768122 >>14768112 explain

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 12:44:40 2020 No.14768142 >>14767015 You just hit his prostate in the right way and gave him a sissygasm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 12:48:30 2020 No.14768149 >>14767873 you have a fucking shitty knife and you're going to end up cutting yourself one day

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 13:01:47 2020 No.14768201 File: 621 KB, 593x580, 1600393193148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14767015 >he has a gay onion

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 13:43:43 2020 No.14768364 >>14767873 OP here, I would like to clarify that this was not me but rather an even more colossal faggot than I am

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 20 15:54:10 2020 No.14768948 >>14767096 Yes. Put it up your bum.