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14764893 No.14764893 [Reply] [Original]

The Impossible Burger tastes better than meat

>> No.14764901

Factually incorrect

>> No.14764912

>>14764901
Wrong

>> No.14764915

>>14764912
I'm right, you are not, kys

>> No.14764922

It was cooked on the same grill as the regular burgers you fucking loon

>> No.14764938

BK employee here; i deliberately grill the impossible patties with the grease fat from the regular beef patties

>> No.14764946

>>14764922
No it wasn't you retard

>> No.14764959

>>14764938
BK uses a insta-broiler though. The patty gets placed on a track that pulls it through the oven. There's no grease because the oven stays on and continues rotating all day.
Now apologize for being a lying faggot

>> No.14764965

>>14764893
More meat for me!

>> No.14764978

>>14764893
No... [long silence] I hate to say it, but..


I GET MORE
OF
A
SEARED BITE
FROM
VEGGIE PATTIES THAN I DO WITH BEEF BURGERS

>> No.14765011

>>14764893
Simply not possible and good now stop eating meat and leave more for the rest of us

>> No.14765021

>>14764959
i collect the grease fat and pour it on the impossible patties as they cook. it's not hard. seethe vegtard

>> No.14765063

>>14764893
i've never had one because i'm not a faggot but i'm still sure you're full of shit

>> No.14765120

>>14765021
I'm not vegan anon. I just like the Impossible meat better.

>> No.14765130

>>14765120
there's no difference in taste but its worse for you

>> No.14765724

I'm getting more of a seared bite

>> No.14765758

>>14764978
>>14765724
>seared bite
What does that even mean?

>> No.14765762

>>14764946
Yes it was you piss hoarder

>> No.14765763

>>14764893
Why do you sell your meatflaps to corporate interest?

Cuz you're a fuck'n cunt.

>> No.14765765

>>14764893
yeah when I first tried I noticed it I was getting more of a seared bite than the regular whopper

>> No.14765774

>>14764893
I disagree, but it's better than I was expecting.

>> No.14765781

>>14764893
It's more of a cookout flex. It just tastes better

>> No.14765939

>>14765130
>there's no difference in taste
yes there is, it still tastes like a typical veggie burger, the only difference is the texture is actually closer to meat but it still seems softer.

>> No.14766041

>>14764893
How about this: I disagree, and it has the disadvantage of being an overly processed food, which isn't good for you at all.

>> No.14766047

>>14764978
STOP!!! STOP!! STOP!!

Goddammit STOP!

>> No.14766051
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>>14764893
You know what's better than beef or your bullshit bug burger. Ground Mutton with Lamb fat.

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>>14764893

>> No.14766099

>>14764893
are you lactating, anon?

>> No.14766220

>>14766051
Lamb tastes funky, kind of like raw wool smells like I guess not to mention there's barely any meat in lamb so you need to slaughter a literal ton to get anything useful out of it you just get a whole lot more useful meat out of a baby pig of the same total weight (around 11-15kg) or a calf (spelling? Baby cow)

>> No.14766281

>>14764893
Have tried many impossible variations of burgers and none have actually been better. When I tried the Whopper and Impossible Whopper side by side I ended up throwing away most of the Impossible Whopper because it was so bad it wasn't worth forcing the $3 of food into my face.

>> No.14766299

>>14764893
That's Impossible!™

>> No.14766305
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>>14766220
Lamb or more specifically mutton tastes funky if you don't know how to finish them before butcher or know how to work with anything other than super fast raised beef that was likely finished on the last holidays candy. Most people don't therefore lamb gets a bad rap.
I finish with olive tree rufage and 17% 4-way livestock grain and mostly alfalfa. Makes for far superior meat. The best way to really take enhance the gamey flavor to where it is pleasant is with smoke. I'm sorry you've been abused by irresponsible asshats that don't know shit about meat.

>> No.14766324

>>14766220
Also WTF kind of lambs are you raising? 11-15kg? The last one I did was 40kg of just the cuts. Had a hang weight of over 85 kg at 9.5 months old. I could fuck up drastically with the meat and it still tastes better than an Impossible Burger.

>> No.14766327

werk you non soyboi

>> No.14766346

I wonder how much cash the Dayum guy took from BK to make that vid.

>> No.14766351

show bussy

>> No.14766473

>>14764893
It tastes bad and has more estrogen than a whole month’s worth of HRT tranner pills.

>> No.14766476

I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON!

>> No.14766479

>>14766324
In the rest of the world lamb is actual lamb. Our lamb is what they’d call mutton in the rest of the world.

>> No.14766482

>>14766473
>has more estrogen than a whole month’s worth of HRT tranner pills.
doubt

>> No.14766489

Is the rebel whopper the same thing as the impossible whopper?
They serve the vege whopper with the name rebel at least here in finland.
I haven't tried it yet, because I'm not sure.
I remember when people said that you literally cannot tell the difference between the normal and the vege version and I'm ready to test that theory. The only thing stopping me now is that people will FOR SURE say that the rebel is not even close to being the same thing when I will report back that they are not even remotely similar.
Anyone know about this?

>> No.14766536

>>14766473
Huh.. still waiting for my tits then

>> No.14766600

>>14765781
>>14764978
>>14765724
do you get paid for this? sounds like made up terms from marketing shills

>> No.14766613

>>14766600
paid shills for burger king probably. started after that guy daymdrops or whatever appeared in their commercials. BK was also donating to streamers so they could put up a message advertising for themselves.

people try to say it's just a natural 4chan meme but the fact that it was being spammed all over the site as the guy was officially working with BK and then died down soon after makes it obvious that it was probably paid shilling.

>> No.14766870

>paid shills on 4chan
I have always found this hypothesis hilarious.
Who the fuck would be so fucking stupid to pay people to anonymously shitpost on 4chan?
Are you people for real?

>> No.14766896

>>14766870
I don't think you understand how much money is spent on marketing and how little you'd have to pay someone to just post on every social media site to advertise something. It's not like there is an entire team dedicated to advertising specifically on 4chan but why wouldn't they just include it with every other social media site they want to advertise on?

I generally try to make sure I don't get too paranoid with anything but they also want you to feel like you aren't being marketed to even when you are. That guy suddenly being spammed all over 4chan with BK related shit around the time he officially partnered with BK just seems like a coincidence to you? You even have TV shows trying to slip in paid advertisements and make people think it's not happening. I noticed like 15 years ago with the Boost Mobile episode of ATHF, the entire episode was literally a paid ad and you had people who thought it was just satire and not actually happening, but it was.

>> No.14766902

>>14766896
That guy suddenly being spammed all over 4chan with BK related shit around the time he officially partnered with BK just seems like a coincidence to you?
The what?
Who?

>> No.14766914

>>14766902
"Daymdrops" the YouTube food guy did a video eating something from BK and this >>14766476 was spammed all over the site for weeks around the time he started officially appearing in BK commercials. There were dozens of bait and switch videos spammed all over /gif/ and /wsg/ that cut away to his videos of eating BK food. Seemed like it was clearly forced viral marketing to me.

To think that these huge companies don't have internet-savvy marketers working with them who can do these things for very little cost is just kind of naive at this point.

https://adage.com/article/digital/burger-king-gets-flamed-twitch-marketing-stunt/2275656

>> No.14766922

>>14766914
Well I for one have never been exposed to this marketing because I still have no idea what you are talking about.
To me all of this is still just some memers shitposting with the motivation of trying to get guys like you to actually belive this crap.

>> No.14766942

>>14766922
>Well I for one have never been exposed to this marketing because I still have no idea what you are talking about.
Everyone gets exposed to marketing like this at some point unless you live in the woods by yourself. I don't think the issue is that I'm not being clear but you just don't want to believe that it happens.

>> No.14766997

>>14766942
You are twisting my words. I merely stated that I still don't know what or who the hell you are talking about and therefore haven't been exposed to this spesific marketing that you are talking about. You are inteprerting what I said as something general.

>> No.14767230

>>14765724
Based

>> No.14767237

>>14766870

I don’t even think it’s people. Probably a bot that posts across all types pf social media sites and internet forums spamming this garbage

>> No.14767240

I never tried those, but vegetarian/vegan sausages taste 1000000000% better than real sausages.

>> No.14767250

>>14767240
>but vegetarian/vegan sausages taste 1000000000% better than real sausages.
If you're comparing them to cheap sausages sure. Cheap sausages usually have plant protein filler anyway and gristle, bone shards, too much fat and water, etc. and they aren't very good. I'd rather have a plant protein sausage instead. But higher quality real sausages are pretty great especially if you cook them right and the casing gets a nice crisp to it, hard to beat that.

>> No.14767265

>>14764893
and my breasts have never been perkier

>> No.14768179

>>14767250
Wrong

>> No.14768470

>>14767265
Losing weight with healthy eating will do that to you, good girl

>> No.14768580

>>14766479
>In the rest of the world lamb is actual lamb. Our lamb is what they’d call mutton in the rest of the world.
Wrong. Lamb is sheep under a year old. What you are talking about is called spring lamb and is equivalent of a suckling pig in terms of what you are doing. Spring lamb is under 3 months old. Mutton is typically 1-3 years. I prefer 2-3 years to get the best flavor on mutton. Lamb between 4 and 9 months there isn't much of a change in flavor unless you don't know how to raise sheep.
No wonder people will eat an Impossible Whopper. We've become too disconnected from our food and will willingly eat trash.

>> No.14768586

>>14767265
Dudes shouldn't have breasts.

>> No.14768593

>>14768586
Wrong

>> No.14769118

>>14766489
no, the rebel thing is something else

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14769151

>>14764893
You are underweight and lack muscle definition

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>>14764893
Bluepill and a ticket to the Soytrain.
Enjoy your life in vegetation hell

>> No.14769617

>>14765762
As someone who works at a bougie burger joint who cooks a ton of these, no its not. They made us buy a seperate grill to cook this shit, and it take twice as long as regular burgers to get done and fucks up the whole order of the kitchen.

>> No.14769652

>>14764893
My asshole tastes pretty good too OP, you wanna try it?

>> No.14769939

SEARED
BITE

>> No.14771310

>>14766600
I'm the person who made one of the posts, its a internet meme and I just coped it

>> No.14771317

>>14764978
i genuinely dont like it when u post
like actually
i saw ur post and just felt unhappy. is this wanted u wanted? did u want me to feel unhappy?
just dont post anymore ok?

>> No.14771325

>>14764978
made up bs from false promoters id imagine.

>> No.14771422

>>14771310
are you diagnosed with mental illness or suffering from brain damage?

>> No.14771431

>>14764893
Counter argument: prove the original whopper was real meat to begin with.

>> No.14771450
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14771450

>>14764901
Im saving the planet by not eating meat
>promotes deforestation
>destroys natural habitats
>promotes manufacturing of chemicals
>promotes use of chemicals
>promotes slave labor
>promotes industries run by former drug cartels

>> No.14771518

>>14771450
anon I know in your small hick town they told you weird things about vegans and vegetarians and shit, but none of that is actually real.

>> No.14771541

>>14769617
maybe where you work, BK doesn't for instance and there was already a statement where some claimed they weren't vegan because of grease from the normal burgers.
BK big dicked that down by stating they never claimed it was vegan.